Chaoying's Onmyoji Landlord [Comprehensive Yingmei]

Thanks to Rosanna's timely stop, Daitengu and Tony didn't fight directly on the first day they moved in.

Although the big tengu still doesn't accept Tony's explanation of "I'm just laughing at this doll who looks ugly", but in his little onmyoji's "look at him, he is so miserable, a poor and weak human being, we have to take good care of him." He's the one to do it" persuasion, the big monster of Heiye Mountain reluctantly resisted the urge to throw his wings to the opponent's face.

And when a man and a monster were arguing, the source of all the evil that caused all the riots, the little bat that was ridiculed as "bird-like", was held in Rosanna's arms, and looked at Tony's deflated appearance secretly.

One really can't get complacent too early.After all, Feng Shui takes turns, and no one knows what will happen suddenly in the next second.When Tony laughed at Bruce, he didn't know that he would be so misunderstood.

Although there is such a small episode, but in general, Iron Man is very satisfied with the house he rented by relying on 'selling' the washing machine.

The red-haired little landlady is a cute little beauty who has not yet grown up, and her whole person reveals a kind of bright and clean feeling brought about by growing up wrapped in love.Although the little landlord looks poor, he dresses up his little nest very delicately and comfortably.There are neatly trimmed green plants and flowers in the garden, and the room is also dotted with various beautiful flowers that Tony can’t name; in order to welcome him, a new tenant, a sumptuous whole fish feast is specially made at noon, and the ingredients are fresh and plump, let you eat The richest man who is accustomed to the cuisines of various countries praised it again and again.

——If Tony, who is very satisfied with the new house and the new landlord, knows that the flowers and plants in the garden and the room are all handcrafted by fairies such as human face trees and Higan flowers, and that the whole fish feast at noon is made by Kai Fangzhu and Ebisu They were 'fished' from the kitchen sink together... If the truth is told, I really don't know how his satisfied and happy expression will be distorted.

But Tony doesn't seem to know this for the time being.After the customary mutual introductions, the poor tramp flung himself on the bunk and fell asleep as soon as he entered the room Roseanne had prepared.

Traveling through time and space is not a small game for playing house, it will not only bring physical fatigue, but also psychological pressure——

Especially after Tony came to this world, he received the bad news of being penniless and bankrupt one after another, and the tragedy of a smart housekeeper being reincarnated into a washing machine...

Rosanna's Bianhua flower arrangement by the bed and the small 'pig-shaped incense' transformed by the nightmare-eating tapir, both soothed Tony's tired heart just right. Before Iron Man fell asleep, he was still thinking in a daze: Find a chance to say thank you to the little landlord..."

Roseanne, whom Tony secretly thanks, is working on something big -- researching her own alternative to 'rent': a washing machine.

Because there are convenient and fast plug-ins like Shikigami, the little onmyoji has never used a modern household appliance such as a washing machine.Rosanna stared at the washing machine for a long time, looking for clothes to put in the experiment and test at home.

After finding out one after another: the feathers of Yatengu and Daitengu that fell into the crack of the sofa, the scales that Yamata no Orochi dropped, and Hakuzō’s teething stick, Rosanna looked at the messy mess with a headache. , "So the house is so messy..."

"Although so many things have been dug out, there is nothing that can be washed in the washing machine."

When Rosanna was distressed, Banruo, who was lazily sitting on the side, suddenly said, "I think the bat doll in your arms can be washed."

Hearing Hannya's words, the heart of the washing machine, who had been hesitant to speak, and Bruce, who forced himself to pretend to be a doll, trembled at the same time, "..."

The Batman who was thrown into the washing machine and shook his eyes full of stars——

The picture was so beautiful that neither of them dared to imagine it.

If it weren't for being trapped in such a weak, pitiful and helpless doll, Batman would have raised his hand and thrown a bat dart at the opponent as early as the moment Wijna opened his mouth.

Fortunately, although Banruo likes to be a monster and make troubles, the little onmyoji who is the head of the family is quite kind.Rosanna looked at the stiff little bat in her arms, patted the bat on the other's head, and said to herself: "But it doesn't look very dirty—"

Finally gave Bruce a chance to breathe a sigh of relief.

In the end, Rosanna pulled a small piece of cloth from a piece of cotton wool and tentatively threw it into the washing machine, intending to test this new gadget.

"Is it OK after turning on the switch?" Rosanna lay on the washing machine, looking at the smart housekeeper sincerely.

If the smart butler could have his own body or expression, Rosanna would definitely be able to see his hesitation and struggle at this time.

He, Tony Stark's smart butler, one of the most famous smart AIs in the United States and even the world, has a very high control over the Iron Man suit, and now he is about to face another major challenge in his career.

do the laundry.

The smart housekeeper who just connected to the wifi at Rosanna's home frantically searched for a series of questions such as 'how the washing machine works' and 'will smart AI get water inside the washing machine', while thinking about his own life... Ah no, AI born.

After a while of silence, he answered Roseanne's question with an elegant British accent: "...Yes, miss."

Letting a top-notch AI do the laundry is a heinous overkill.

——Intelligent AI will never give in, unless food and shelter are included.

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Whatever the Smart Butler was thinking, after Roseanne flipped the washer on, he respectfully began filling, spinning, and—bubbling.

Tony woke up soon, and he wandered into the living room, wanting to discuss the next step with his smart butler.

"I feel that we need to continue to analyze this time travel," Tony said after getting enough sleep, his brain started to run at high speed again, "I thought this incident was an isolated case, but I didn't expect that old bat guy We came together..."

Tony patted the washing machine, waiting for the smart butler's analysis, but after a while, the smart butler only spit out a paragraph: "@#￥%&*" Garbled characters that even Tony couldn't understand.

"??" Tony was taken aback by the garbled codes that he had never seen before, and quickly slapped the washing machine a few times, "What's the matter? It's crashed? I said this washing machine is too old!"

"Sorry, sir..." the smart housekeeper replied with a weak voice, "I just feel a little dizzy after washing my clothes..."

It turns out that washing clothes can make people so dizzy-the smart housekeeper feels that its data flow has been twisted into a twisted shape during the rotation of the drum just now.

"..." Hearing this answer, Tony was silent for a long time.Iron Man really didn't know whether he should laugh or sympathize with the smart housekeeper who suffered with him.

"One yuan at a time is worth the rent," the smart housekeeper calculated in his heart, "How many gibberish characters will I spit out..." Thinking about it makes me feel really stuck.

The first day Tony Stark and the smart butler moved in was happy and exciting.

As the landlord, Rosanna, after testing her new home appliances, satisfactorily dried the cotton cloth produced by monsters and cleaned by intelligent AI, and then carried the cute little girl dressed up by Gu Huo Niao. The bat doll went back to the bedroom to catch up on sleep.

Bruce, who used to be a silly, sweet playboy, was lying stiffly beside Rosanna's pillow.

Bruce, who came to this house earlier than Tony, could detect the weirdness in this house earlier and faster than Iron Man.Those who are called "relatives" by the small landlord seem to have huge mysteries and unknown stories about each of them.

It's a pity that due to a coincidence, Bruce first fell into a coma yesterday because of traveling through time and space, and then he was slapped unconscious by the snow rabbit in Guhuo Bird's back basket.

After Bruce finally woke up today, because of the imminent arrival of human tenants, Gu Huo Niao specially "manipulated" the cubs at home, retracting their tails, and retracting their wings, so Bruce only saw a group of guys who behaved strangely, but couldn't tell from the appearance...

While thinking about these trivial information, Bruce moved his short hands and feet with difficulty, and looked at Rosanna who was aside.

The red-haired little landlady had already curled up into a ball and fell asleep in a daze.

Bruce looked up at the undrawn curtains and half-open windows in the distance, and then measured his little hands and feet, thinking that he couldn't help the red-haired girl complete the gentleman's move of closing the window.

...Who would have thought that the Dark Knight Batman would have such a day.

Bruce struggled trying to get down from Roseanne's pillow to find his only old acquaintance in this world, Tony Stark.

however--

Now only Bruce, who was as big as a palm, stood on the edge of the bed and looked down at the distance like an abyss, falling into a long silence.

Batman who travels through the darkness, he has long been accustomed to the sound of howling wind and the thrill of danger——

But he never thought that this kind of stimulation would come from... getting out of bed one day.When Bruce was of normal size, this height would not even reach his knees, but now... looks enough to smash the little bat into a bat pie.

Bruce sighed, jumped off the edge of the bed, and—with an unsurprising bang—hit hard on the floor.

The sudden sound made Rosanna, who was already asleep, tremble violently. The little onmyoji, who had formed a conditioned reflex during years of training, turned over subconsciously and watched her surroundings vigilantly.

Then Rosanna saw the big head down, with two small bats on top of the head that were about to collapse.

"...Uh," Rosana blinked suspiciously, and picked up the little bat, "Did I accidentally kick you off while I was sleeping?"

She doesn't remember that she has such a bad habit?

Although the little landlord was very confused, she still patted the dust and planned to put the little bat back to her pillow. "If this continues, it will really be washed in the washing machine as Hannya said..."

Bruce, who used all his acting skills to pretend to be a doll, immediately replied in his heart: "! No need!"

And just when Rosanna was about to put the little bat, she raised her head inadvertently, and suddenly saw a figure jumping down from a tall building in the distance through the open window.

"??!!"