things i don't know

"I am the guide of the underworld, you can tell me if you have any confusion." Yucheng helped her pour a cup of hot water and handed it to her.

This underworld household registration management office is the first stop for the deceased to arrive after leaving the world. Every deceased must arrive here to report and register at the household registration management office. After receiving the underworld household registration, he is considered a person of the underworld.It is clearly marked on the household registration that they are about to go to heaven or hell. Of course, these two places are extreme results, places where only the great good and the great evil will go.Most of the dead will be stamped with the seal of "reincarnation", and the guides in the underworld will continue to guide them to Naihe Bridge and wait in line to drink Mengpo soup.

You must know that most of the deceased still carry the memories of their previous lives when they arrive here. It is very difficult for them to obediently obey the decision of the underworld. There are many ghosts who are unwilling to leave all kinds of pillars.Therefore, the household registration management office is equipped with underworld police, who specialize in countering violence with violence.Of course, violent law enforcement is often complained about, and even sued to Hades.Mingjun threw down a piece of official document—whoever enforces the law violently will go to the gate of hell to guard for 300 years—this has put an end to the incident of the weak new ghost being bullied from the root.

Even though the huge management office was brightly lit, it was still shrouded in an eerie aura that came from nowhere.You Xinnian is sitting on a soft sofa, with a complicated hall on the right, and a huge glass window on the left. Outside the window is lead gray dark clouds, like an unknown universe that divides the world but cannot see the edge.The sky-reaching avenue that she followed the crowd just now looked as thin as a match.

You Xinnian's response to Yuxi's kindness and kindness is still a dead face that fits his identity: "I still have things to do, I want to return to the world."

Yu Xi listened to this kind of words three hundred times a day, and already had countless ways to respond in his mind. He took out his life and death book and looked at it, and said, "Miss You, right? You are already dead. Since ancient times, no one has died in life. A great hero, Great commander, great benevolent person... No matter how powerful a person is, he must die. Everyone is equal before death, so you don't have to feel reconciled. After you die, your relationship with the human world will be broken, so there is no need to think about it. Come here Everyone has unfulfilled wishes, if everyone has to live again, wouldn't the human world be in chaos? I don't think you are unreasonable, so..." She lowered her voice, like an old acquaintance , "Let's open the skylight and tell the truth, no matter in the human world or in our Hades, everyone is just eating and drinking. Isn't everything they do is to live a better life? Now that the messy things in the previous life have passed, let's There is no need to look back, we have to look at money, money. Now, where do you want to reincarnate in your next life? Or be a Chinese? Or invest in Laomei for fun? In fact, Northern Europe is also very good.”

You Xinnian was unmoved.

"Really, I didn't fool you. You can pick any rich family in the world. Even if they don't plan to have children, I can give them an unexpected pregnancy. After that, do you want to be a star? A politician? Or pursue a scientist? Artist? Or..."

The colleague behind him reminded Yucheng in a low voice: "Senior sister, take a closer look at her life and death book."

Yu Xi, who was reminded, glanced at her hand: "Hey, the eldest lady of the hotel group is also the director of the group, a strong athlete, and has won so many awards? Net worth... This is how many digits I count... Cough, no wonder Miss You is not interested in money." She looked up at You Xinnian's face, thinking that it would be useless to seduce her with such things as peerless beauty and heartthrob.Really, who wrote the book of life and death for her in the previous reincarnation?Sincerely embarrassing the younger generation is not.

"I'm not interested in these things." You Xinnian leaned forward, staring at Yuxi closely and said, "I just want to go back to the world. I know this kind of thing is difficult, but I have to go back. After fulfilling my wish, I will be obedient Come back, I won’t embarrass you.”

Yucheng asked: "You can tell me what wish you have, and I will help you fulfill it."

You Xinnian sneered, but did not refute. Without saying anything, Yucheng knew that she would not believe it.

"Well, there is no other way." Yuxi took a deep breath and said, "I know that you have lived a beautiful life, rich and beautiful, and there is nothing wrong with you except that you died a little early. But no matter how wonderful your life is, We all live in the same era, so boring. This way...it’s really private, absolutely a personal gift. You know time travel, the most popular time travel in your world. Tang Dynasty, Song Dynasty, Southern and Northern Dynasties? Spring and Autumn Period, Warring States Period and Great Qing Dynasty? Interesting. You can adjust these dynasties as you like, wear the four beauties as you like, and fight wherever you want. Think about it, you can witness the Daming Palace with your own eyes, and maybe even have a love affair with the fourth master. Not everyone can miss it thing."

"Senior sister." The colleague behind reminded again, "Isn't the time-traveling thing banned because of the chaos in time and space? If it is discovered, it will bear criminal responsibility."

"..." Yuxi looked at her in disbelief for a long while, "Can you help me pour coffee? Yes, the coffee machine is in the corner. Thank you."

You Xinnian rolled her eyes, and finally used up all her patience: "Besides, these meaningless things are just a waste of time." She moved her eyes to the bus stop in the distance, and the stop sign read "Household Registration Office-Naihe Bridge". A bulletin board was erected next to the card, with countless reincarnation guides posted, "I know you can't force me to reincarnate without my signature."

Yucheng originally turned to look at the unfortunate colleague, but when she heard You Xinian's words, she slowly turned back, took off her kind mask, raised her eyebrows, and lowered her voice: "Miss You, I know you are a smart person , but sometimes your cleverness will not bring you good things. Mingjun is very fair, everyone has only one book of life and death in a lifetime, and a person has only one life, and you do not have the privilege of being reborn."

You Xinnian didn't give in at all: "What if I insist?"

Suddenly there was a loud noise from the sky outside the window, and everyone in the hall looked out of the window in amazement.I saw an ugly grimace struggling out of the chaotic sky.This grimace can clearly see the appearance of a human being, but it is so ugly that it makes one's heart tremble. It is festered all over, and the top of its head is pressed down by a giant hand.No matter how the evil spirit struggled to break free, the giant hand firmly imprisoned it.

The owner of the giant hand broke through the sky, slowly revealing his complete body.The giant was bluish all over, with horrible muscles, a leopard head and wolf eyes, holding a sharp black trident with one hand pressing the evil spirit and the other.A pair of fangs were exposed outside the thick lips, and there were four drums flying behind him. The flames were blazing on the drums, and the whole body was as huge as the building of the management office.The evil ghost bit the giant's hand with all his strength and took the opportunity to escape. The giant shattered all the glass in the hall with a loud shout, and smashed the three-pronged ghost at the evil ghost like a meteorite.The evil ghost didn't even have time to look back, its body was pierced by the three prongs, and it was beaten into chaos with howls.

The dead in the hall saw this scene and were speechless. You Xinnian looked down from the dilapidated window, the wind was blowing, and a big hole was opened in the world. land.

"How is this going?"

"what is that?!"

"Everyone, don't panic, don't panic, it's our underworld police who are enforcing the law and won't hurt everyone." The civil servants in the office led the restless crowd back from the window.

Even though You Xinnian, who has walked up to the sky and into the earth, stepped on half of the earth at a young age, was shocked by the scene just now, but Yu Xi was not surprised: "Yes, just now The evil spirit who was sent to the eighteenth level of hell was once a human being, but it refused to listen to advice and was obsessed with the world, and was finally swallowed by desire and became an evil spirit. Our underworld is in charge of the life and death of the four realms, so naturally we cannot tolerate evil spirits who are disobedient , The eighteenth floor of purgatory is their end. Miss You, you don’t want to end up like that evil ghost, do you?”

You Xinian retracted his gaze and stabilized his mind: "I don't want to make trouble for no reason, there is indeed something unfinished. If I can't tell her some important things, I can't be reincarnated with peace of mind. Even if I return to the world and become an evil ghost, I will be there. No hesitation."

The window in the hall is broken. If she jumps out from here, as long as she doesn't fall into the gate of hell that the underworld police forcibly opened just now, she will return to the world as a resentful soul. The sea of ​​people is vast, and it is not so easy to catch her again. .If you can't catch her right away, with deep resentment, you will soon become a demon.It's really troublesome to deal with evil ghosts, and those who escape from Yuxi's hands will have to deduct this month's performance.

"Since Miss You is so persistent..." Yu Xi showed displeasure, "For the sake of the stability of the Three Realms, we can only put aside such things as pity and pity."

Before she finished speaking, You Xinian suddenly flew up, grabbed the window and jumped out without hesitation.

"Catch!" Yucheng didn't expect the little girl to be so bold, and trembling all over, she shouted, "Catch her!"

You Xinnian fell rapidly, which felt more exciting than skydiving.

In the hall, the two underworld policemen who had always been polite and dressed in police uniforms rushed to the window when they heard the shout, and jumped down following You Xinnian.The handsome face quickly became ferocious, and the trident in his hand gradually took shape.You Xinnian looked back and her heart skipped a beat. The two huge bodies almost covered the entire sky, and the trident was already aimed at her!

"Senior Sister! Senior Sister!"

The colleague who helped pour the coffee grabbed Yucheng's shoulders and shook her violently who was lying by the window watching the excitement.

"Wait a minute, don't you see that I'm busy?" Yu Xi pushed her back.

"No! Sister! Take a closer look at this life and death book!" The colleague was anxious, and directly pulled her back by the collar, and spread the life and death book in front of her eyes, "This man's life is not over!"

"what?!"

Only one step away from the world, the underworld police have already raised their forks and are about to vote!You Xinnian stretched his whole body and pricked down as fast as he could!

"Wait a minute!" Yuxi yelled, seeing that it was too late, she desperately pulled out her gun to protect the violent law enforcement, and shot at the underworld police!

There was a loud "bang", and the sky was full of flames, scaring the dead in the hall to almost die again.

The two ferocious underworld policemen with their teeth and claws turned into two startled cats, and stopped in mid-air with their paws drawn.

A giant net encircled You Xinnian and dragged him back abruptly.