I am really a language teacher

Sun Ping felt that if he had to use one word to define his life of more than [-] years, it would be the word "pushing the street".

Sun Ping's official occupation is a high school Chinese teacher, but unfortunately his school is the worst school in the city, and his enrollment rate is not ranked at all. Version.

Chinese teachers more or less have the feelings of young and middle-aged literature and art, so Sun Ping is still the author of a certain point.It's a pity that I have been writing a book for seven years at a certain point, and each book is finally put on the shelves relying on the sympathy of the editor.

In addition, Sun Ping is also the anchor of a show platform.But just yesterday, his agent told him that because his live streaming room had not reached the guaranteed popularity for three consecutive months, the platform terminated his contract.

If these things are nothing, then the bottle of Erguotou that Sun Ping drank to drown his sorrows killed him...

In any case, Sun Ping never expected that the baijiu he bought for the first time drinking was actually a "death-killing wine" blended with methanol by unscrupulous businessmen. down and down completely.However, at the moment of losing consciousness, Sun Ping overturned the wine bottle, and all the remaining wine just spilled into the plugboard.

At the same time, in Jinjiang Computer Software Co., Ltd. not far away, administrator 03 was drooling looking at the company's latest products.Because of being too excited, the administrator 03 actually forgot his own prohibition of "absolutely not touching the server".

When administrator 03's little hand touched the server, the entire Jinjiang Literature City was instantly disconnected.Countless authors who were coding and readers who were reading cursed bitterly, "Did Guan San touch the server again?"

When the server restarted, the administrator 03 suddenly found that the product was gone!That is the basis for Jin Jiang to punch a certain point and kick a certain life.Thinking of this, administrator 03 shed tears of regret...

In the white light, Sun Ping only felt that he had a splitting headache, which was more painful than the migraine caused by his high blood pressure last time.And just when Sun Ping was tortured by his own headache, a cold voice sounded. "The Jinjiang super professional system has found a suitable host and is binding it... The system is installed... The host is confirmed... The world background is modified... Prepare to reactivate the host body... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1……"

With a jolt, Sun Ping bounced off the bed.Relying on the remaining memory, Sun Ping found the switch in the room.After the lights came on, he found himself in a very cramped room.There was only a narrow single bed in the room, a simple desk and a dilapidated shelf.Under the bed are sneakers and socks that have not been washed for a long time, exuding a disgusting sour smell; and the smelly underwear next to the desk and the toilet paper on the floor all reveal that this room is inhabited by a hot-blooded young man.

Sun Ping looked at himself in the mirror and was too scared to speak.The person in the mirror was clearly not himself. As a northerner, Sun Ping found that he had turned into a boy with distinct Jiangnan characteristics. His face was pale, tall, thin and weak.

"Hello! Host." The cold voice that just appeared in the dream appeared again, "I am the Jinjiang Super Professional System, a system that provides various services to realize the host's dream. Now we will follow the host's inner thoughts Bind the final task, please wait 5 minutes... The final task is confirmed, and it will be released now! Final task 20, the host must become a nationally famous special high school Chinese teacher within five years, otherwise it will be obliterated; final task 30, the host must become a Chinese teacher within ten years Become the top cultural master in the country, or be obliterated; final task three, the host needs to lead the country’s culture to become the international mainstream within [-] years, or be obliterated. Please click the 'confirm' button as soon as possible, otherwise the system will immediately obliterate the host within [-] seconds. "

The four consecutive blank kills made Sun Ping feel chills.As a writer of urban themes, he doesn't know the heartlessness and harshness of the so-called "main god" or "system".Even if he had too much dissatisfaction in his heart, Sun Ping could only obediently choose to accept it.

After Sun Ping pressed the confirmation button in his mind with his consciousness, the system was silent for about 3 minutes, and then said: "The final task is confirmed, and the system will take effect. In order to help the host to better complete the task, a copy of the original owner's memory is now provided. for fusion."

Before Sun Ping could ask what memory fusion is, he felt a strong Russian man hitting his temple with left and right uppercuts with all his strength.The sourness made Sun Ping lie on the ground and start to twitch within less than a minute. Just when Sun Ping thought he was going to die, the painful feeling disappeared immediately.And suddenly there was an extra memory in his originally chaotic mind, and his understanding of the world had deepened a lot.The system does not deceive me!

The planet where Sun Ping is now is called Shuilanxing. It is a planet similar to Earth but very different.Sun Ping is currently in a rental house in Xingtan City, Jiangnan Province, the Republic of China. About a week ago, Sun Ping graduated from the Chinese Department of Jiangnan Normal University and officially became a graduate looking for a job.Since the job has not been settled for the time being, so I rented such a small dilapidated house as a temporary place to stay.

Compared with the time and space on Earth, the Cathay Republic and even Water Blue Planet are a place that attaches great importance to education, especially culture and philosophy.The reason is because the extreme Scientologists a hundred years ago vigorously advocated the "supremacy of science and technology" and at the same time suppressed the humanities.They not only burned all the books related to literature, history and philosophy, but also regarded researchers in this field as heretics and sent them to the stake.

It was not until the Renaissance movement 30 years ago that people re-examined and thought about the importance of the humanities, but it is a pity that what was lost can never be regained.However, in order to vigorously improve the competitiveness of its own humanities, the Cathay Republic built the National Academy of Arts and the National Academy of Philosophy on the basis of the original National Academy of Sciences and National Academy of Engineering to save the humanities.At the same time, the treatment level of teachers has also been improved, especially Chinese teachers.

The Chinese teaching in Sinian Republic is divided into three independent subjects: basic literature, reading comprehension and creative writing. At the same time, Chinese teachers will also grant corresponding professional qualification certification according to their abilities.In addition to tax cuts and free rides on all public transport facilities, the state treats teachers with great respect; the society also respects teachers very much, and always adds the suffix "Mr." to their names.

It is precisely because of the courtesy of the country and the respect of the society that the teacher education major is extremely popular in this time and space, so it is also very difficult to pass the exam.Needless to say, the admission scores in the college entrance examination, the elimination rate under the five-year undergraduate system alone has reached an astonishing 50%, and finally the licensed teacher qualification examination, civil service examination, and certified public accountant jointly organized by the National Education Commission and the National Teachers Association Examination, medical license examination, and lawyer examination have become the five major examinations in Aurora.

Even if you survived thousands of troops, you still have to practice in school for a year before you can become a full-time teacher.After that, take the qualification test of the Teachers Association every three years, and if you fail to meet the standards, you will have to cancel your practice certificate; take the upgrade test of the Education Commission every two years, and you can only stay where you are if you don’t pass.The grades of teachers in Cathay are divided into assistant, elementary, intermediate, advanced, special and senior; in addition to assistant and senior, each of the other four levels is divided into three grades: A, B, and C.It can be seen from this that it is almost impossible to become a special-grade teacher step by step within ten years. Fortunately, there are other ways besides the promotion test, which requires Sun Ping to figure out a way by himself.

After clarifying his memory and environment, Sun Ping smiled wryly, "System, your task is simply impossible to complete!"

"The system will not issue tasks that cannot be completed!" The cold system objected, "As long as you work hard and cooperate with the assistance of this system, any task can be completed in the end. Since the host is using this system for the first time, the system rewards novices One chance to draw the treasure chest." As he said that, a big turntable suddenly appeared in Sun Ping's mind, "After the host turns the turntable, the treasure chest pointed by the final arrow will be the host's novice treasure chest. Among them, there is only one gift bag or one consumable treasure chest in the silver treasure chest. Sexual props or a skill book; there are two gift bags or consumable props or skill books in the golden treasure chest; three diamond treasure chests. The specific rewards will be issued by the system according to the performance and potential of the host. I wish the host good luck!" "You This cold voice is not sincere at all." Sun Ping muttered, and then turned the pointer in his mind.As the speed of the turntable gradually slowed down, Sun Ping's heart also lifted. Of course, he knew the difference between a diamond gift box and a silver gift box.A boss once told Sun Ping that it is difficult to earn 1 yuan with 10 yuan, but it is easy to earn 100 yuan with [-] million yuan.Therefore, the early advantages can often determine the later development, which is why Sun Ping is particularly obsessed with the diamond gift box.

Just as Sun Ping was praying to all the Buddhas in the sky, a cold voice from the system sounded. "Congratulations to the host for winning a diamond gift box, and now distribute prizes to the host." Sun Ping was naturally elated when he heard that he had won a diamond gift box.At first, I thought the gift box full of diamonds was too tacky, but now I just feel that the bright light will blind my dog's eyes.The gift box was slowly opened, and a card flew out first, "Congratulations to the host for obtaining the system's only special item card, 'Rotten Girl's Love'. With this card, you can get a 11% discount on consumption of consumable items or skill books on weekdays; On November 11th and April 4th, you can get a 19% discount for the whole site." Just when Sun Ping thought that this card was useless, the system seemed to have guessed Sun Ping's thoughts, and immediately added, "When the host has the ability to open After entering the item store, you will know the value of this card. Now draw a second gift for the host..."

Even though the system said that, Sun Ping still felt that winning a discount card was too low-level.Therefore, he very much hoped that the second gift would satisfy him, preferably a gift bag, so that he could get a complete set of props.Perhaps Sun Ping's prayer finally had an effect, and the cold voice of the system sounded again, "Congratulations to the host for winning a gift package 'Blessing of a Fangirl'. This gift package contains a complete set of four props, which will help the host to better Achieve the final mission. Excuse me, do you want to use it now?"

"Of course!" Sun Ping agreed without thinking.It seems that this system does not exist entirely for the purpose of obliterating oneself, at least he knows how to help him establish an early advantage, so that he can achieve the goal of the system in the later stage.

The author has something to say: I finally dug a new hole, I hope everyone will like it.

However, in order to prevent everyone from stepping on the thunder, I still write out some sensitive points of this article first.

If it is not in line with your reading habits, then everyone should break up as soon as possible, so as not to look at each other annoyed.

First, this article is about Tanmei, and focuses on it.

Second, this article will involve making the literary and artistic creations on the earth the property of the hero in the article.

Third, 1VS1 in this article is considered Shuangjie.

If you think the above three points will not cause you a reading obstacle, then please read on!

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