Infinitely terrifying boring life

"Okay, what do I do now. I'm really fed up!" Li Dan didn't know how many times he was speechless.When they came out of the forest of juniper trees, they saw the king in "The King's New Clothes". In order to complete the task, they could only work hard and harmoniously.

First, Qi Tengyi created a sandstorm, and the Zhongzhou team quickly rushed into the crowd.Zheng Zha, whom everyone agrees with, was responsible for picking up the king. Zheng Zha's face turned black and blue, and the others silently pretended to be innocent when they saw the joke. Zhan Lan couldn't bear it, and gave him a bed sheet that he put in his space. Zheng Zha didn't even have time to say thank you, he wrapped the king like a cicada chrysalis, carried it on his shoulder and ran away. With Chu Xuan's mobile map, although he has never been to this city, the king's castle is still there. The duke's castle is the same as the emperor in ancient China, it is differentiated and customized.

The mechanical bees released in the forest a long time ago have sent back what they saw to Chu Xuan's modified glasses. Now Chu Xuan's glasses can clearly see the whole city, and find out the castle belonging to the king. It's not difficult at all.And it won't be long before the little bee flies farther, and Chu Xuan will know the map of the whole country, even other countries, and the whole planet.This is the real energy-saving, environmental protection and pollution-free, efficient, orderly and witty little pioneer of pathfinding.

Afterwards things were easy.He told the king that he was cheated instead of wearing a dress that a smart person could see. The king still didn't believe it, thinking that all the members of the Zhongzhou team were idiots.Li Dan didn't bother to argue with him, so he brought the king to the garment maker's room and directly suppressed it by force.

Originally, the two garment makers were small people, but at any rate they tricked many people into honing their acting skills. However, the Zhongzhou team's military force is really strong, and they have to tell the truth because of the oppression. The crowd didn't react too much, but the king didn't. Well, he lost such a big man, and in front of the whole country, all because of these two people in front of him.The king was so angry that he was about to order the execution of the two liars. Finally, one of the garment makers took out a glass bottle from his pocket and threw it on the ground, taking advantage of everyone's unpreparedness.

Of course, everyone in the Zhongzhou team saw it. With their current reaction speed, as long as they wanted to, they could get rid of these two people at any time.

But why?

The king lost such a big face in front of the people of the whole country. Although they rescued them a little bit by coincidence, don't think they didn't see it at first. The king winked at his soldiers and wanted to catch them all.Sure enough, those who can become kings used to be ruthless characters.

The king stood at the back of the crowd. On the one hand, he stood far away from dangerous elements and would not be affected;Unfortunately, he stood far away, and the soldiers protecting him also stood relatively far away.I could only watch helplessly as the unknown glass bottle fell to the ground and shattered into a mess.

The shattered glass turns into smoke, or the glass releases the smoke inside.

The smoke that came out gradually formed the image of a giant.When the giant saw the scene in front of him, he was not in a hurry. He used smoke to transform a seat, and looked at the person in front of him contemptuously, aloof and mighty.

He said lightly, casually, "Who released me, I have to thank him very much." At this time, the dressmaker who broke the glass rushed to the giant and said loudly: "It's me! Me, the king wants to kill me, you help me kill him, I want to be king!"

"Oh~, do you have any other wishes? Let's finish talking together. If it's settled, I'll go back to my country." The giant continued lazily.

Hearing this, the garment maker's eyes lit up immediately.He talked endlessly, and pointed with his fingers as he said: "These women belong to me, and these men, I want them to be my servants willingly, but they started to be rude to me, I want them to get down on their knees and slap themselves and say 'I was wrong' [-] times, when they finish and when they stop...and...yes! And this king!" He paused, "Kill It’s too cheap to lose him, I decided to turn him into a frog, haha, I’m going to put him in a cage, let him watch me live in his house every day, play with his daughter, haha, of course I’m still very happy Merciful, as long as there is an old and ugly woman who sincerely kisses him, he can change back, haha~..."

The garment maker laughed wildly, but the members of the Zhongzhou team remained sympathetic to him.Summoning a demon who doesn't know whether it is good or bad, and saying so many delusional remarks, no matter whether this demon really wants to repay his favor or pretends to think about it, the Zhongzhou team has not relaxed since the moment he appeared .

The giant first glanced at the people around him.With a flick of a finger, the king standing at the farthest side really turned into a frog with a 'bang'.The king's soldiers were in an uproar, and immediately ran away, dizzy.The king who turned into a frog on the ground also wanted to run, but the animal's instinct was not as good as human thinking for decades. After jumping a few times, he was covered with a stinky clothes by another garment maker.He neatly used the tape measure he carried with him as a rope, and tied up the clothes as a package.

The garment maker who summoned the giant narrowed his eyes and ordered, "Turn him into an animal too! Turn him into a...ewe...haha...now I'm the biggest one. Seeing the Zhongzhou team standing on the side intact, the garment maker became angry, and he asked the giant angrily, "Why are they still in good condition, what are you doing!"

The giant slowly opened his eyelids, and yawned, "I'm sorry, I forgot to tell you, I can only grant you three wishes, and now you have used up all of them, so I'm leaving." The giant smiled mockingly in his heart, It's not good to offend anyone. Those people are so powerful, so I won't get involved in the hostility. Who let that stupid mortal say so many wishes in one breath, and I will let them come true. No one is to blame.

The giant disappeared in a puff of smoke, leaving the garment maker with no strength to face the Zhongzhou team.

The garment maker came down in a cold sweat. He mechanically turned his head and saw the group of former king's 'thugs' walking towards him with no expression on their faces. He wanted to escape, but he was shot by a gun flying from behind after he took a step. The red dagger that came was nailed to the ground, and I was scared to pee immediately.

Li Dan frowned in disgust, but fortunately the dagger was nailed to the man's shoulder, otherwise she would not have wanted to take it back.Next time, let's exchange some bargains at the Lord God.The monster's blood is not bad, at least it still has energy. The transcendent gene can absorb part of the energy to strengthen itself, but let's forget about these ordinary people who have no energy.

In the end, the liar was of course notified by the whole country, so I won't say much about such a dead person.The Zhongzhou team did not get reward points, which means that the fallen souls of this country have not been saved, and this world has not been eliminated.

"How is this so-called 'world' defined? Each small story is a complete world? Or is all the small stories that happen in a country one? Like this country, the king in "The King's New Clothes" at the beginning , now it’s a frog, so it’s "The Frog Prince", right?" Li Dan was thinking about the task.

The current Chu Xuan is basically no longer involved in making plans and issuing missions if he does not face the Gods and Devils.And Xiao Honglu, who is the second wise man, is now concentrating on practicing his magic. He said that he agrees with it very much. Children think too much about the point of view that the growth is not high, so he does not participate.

So only Li Dan, who is currently at a relatively high level, will take on this responsibility. However, Li Dan said that she doesn't want to, because her brain, which is not much more flexible than Zheng Zha, hadn't been tuned by Chu Xuan.Hey, if it wasn't for the occasional imitation of Chu Xuan, she was just a combatant waiting for the battle, thinking about something, planning something, why didn't she find Zhan Lan! !

Zhan Lan said, do you have the nerve to let me, a weak woman, do this kind of 'manual work'?

Li Dan: ... Don't think that I don't know that you are no less powerful than Zheng Zha now, don't pretend to be weak here!Am I a man?I just simply like women who rush to the front and fight hand-to-hand... Thinking about such difficult things, is it really okay to leave it to me? ...

Others: It doesn't matter.Even the strongest in the fairy tale world is just God, no, maybe it is the sea emperor in "The Daughter of the Sea", isn't it said that the sea emperor is Poseidon?Isn't there still a Saint Seiya?You can see Athena and...you can watch...

Li Dan: Hey, you guys are on the wrong side.