Yin Yang Merit Turtle

I am a starling, my name is Duoduo.

My master is a gay.

And an alien gay.

Damn I was exposed to such a complicated world when I was a kid, so it's definitely the world's fault that I bent later!

Thank you age is a human algorithm.

Thank you for saying that my aptitude can be straight or bent, it is useless to say so much, I am too lazy to listen.

……

I also have several friends.

A stupid and fat cat, a dog with a long head but no brains, a fox-rabbit half-breed who only knows how to coquettish.

So it is conceivable that I live in it, how lonely my heart is like snow.

Surrounded by idiots...

Oh, my master is still a lost tentacle monster. The master's object is a little bastard who is half-male and half-female but has good skills.

Later, I had three little masters, two of them were tentacle monsters, and one was a little bastard.Xiao Wangba is the second child.

It is said that I was originally an ordinary starling. I hatched from the egg within two days, but because of the strange bones, I could not see it as an ordinary bird at first sight.

At that time, the stupid cat hadn't been born yet—thankfully I was half a year older than it, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to defeat it in the early struggles, and maybe it would have been cat feces by now, returning to nature or something.

My master and his concubine fell in love with each other, and they got together with lightning speed. I was dumbfounded watching the process, and it was too frighteningly disappointing—it went well!How can I be so embarrassed that I can't go on n times with my mother mynah?

Wang Bajing has always suspected that I am also an alien species, because I am obviously too smart-but he definitely thinks too much. The reason why I am smart is partly because of my talent, and probably part of it is due to aliens The black technology, anyway, as you know, everything is so natural, I have grown into what I am today.You think I'm too weird, and I think other starlings are probably mentally retarded.

After my master had sex with his little boyfriend, it wasn't long before we were in the spaceship and up to the sky.

At that time, although I looked calm, my heart was actually very surging.

That's one small step for Dodo, one giant leap for mynah!

I'm probably the first mynah ever to break out of the earth!

That idiot Lan Fatty only cared about being courteous to the vixen, but I really despised him.

Shame to associate with it!

Later, we were all brutally locked into the hibernation cabin by the master.

Oh, when I don't know?The two of them must have the idea of ​​"turn off the light bulbs so we can hehehe"!

To be honest, human beings are so fucking enviable!In other words, a goblin who can transform into a human is so fucking jealous!

There's one thing I'm too embarrassed to say - as a mynah, I don't even have a chirp!

You said, there is no chirp, where does the pleasure come from?Is survival to reproduce? !

What a fucking reality.

So no matter how many things I can't get used to about the vixen, just relying on it to teach me how to cultivate, I still feel that this kid is righteous!

In order to have a year-round estrus period like humans!

In order to be able to grow a little [-] centimeters!

I have to work hard!

It is better to retreat and build a net instead of facing Yuanxian fish.

Thinking of this, I don't even have the desire to spy on my master's sex, and I only think about cultivation!

We have arrived at the planet Amodo.

In terms of technology, here is much more advanced than the earth, but it is not my business.

If I have to say, since Amodo came, I have more motivation to practice hard.

Without him, because of me!fall!enter!up!Affection!net!

The subject is also a bird, but it is not like me, it is completely black.Their fur is gorgeous, so beautiful!

As the saying goes, the first strike is the best.

I went to confess my love to the girl of my dreams.

Oh, I forgot to mention that the two of us met in the early education class. The early education class was my master's name for me. The tuition fee is relatively expensive, but my master is the emperor!He is also very rich!It's all drizzle.Before I went, the master told me not to talk nonsense, not to reveal my relationship with him, and not to bully the children.

Needless to say?I agreed well.

Amodo’s early childhood education class is not the same as the earth’s kindergarten—in fact, it’s not just the kindergarten, until the university, the earth’s students are not allowed to fall in love with each other early.

But in Amodo, you can do what you like, as long as you don't use violence!

Blue fat man and little vixen are my classmates.

The big dog hadn't come along at that time, so it wasn't in the trio.

I sat in the front row, and my deskmate happened to be the girl of my dreams.

I fell in love with it at first sight.

I went to confess to it that day.

I said, "A Cai, can you let me be your boyfriend?"

A Cai said, "No, we are all males."

It's too narrow, what's the matter with the male, isn't my master and his partner both male?People still have sex every day, and they still lay eggs!The two of us are birds anyway, and those two have a tentacle monster and a bastard, there is no reproductive isolation!

Anyway, I fell in love with A Cai, I couldn't help but dance for it, sing for it, drive away my rivals in love, and treat it with all my heart!

A Cai was probably touched, and she said to me: "Can you be quiet for a while, we are still so young! If you still like me when you grow up, then it's not that I can't consider being with you. There will be a long future!"

I think so, of course, I still can't take it lightly, otherwise, in the process of growing up, who knows if Cheng Yaojin will come out halfway and pry my corner?

But soon, I received a fatal blow.

Half a year later, Ah Cai could turn into a human form.

I have to say that the early education class is really a paradise. Being in it always makes me feel like I am in a zoo on the earth, or a pet shop or something. Everyone is in the shape of a beast, and then I forget how cruel the outside world is.

A Cai is the male of Amodo, and I am just a starling from the earth.

The distance from the transformation is indefinitely far away.

That was really the most painful period of time for me, and there was nothing to love in life.

... Well, in fact, the painful days are still very long.

In the next few years, A Cai was promoted all the way, and she was no longer in the early education class.He went to the middle school next door.

And I, because I couldn't take shape for a long time, I became a repeater for ten thousand years.

My master suggested that I should suspend my studies otherwise, it is not an option to keep doing this.

Like the blue fat man and the vixen, both of them have dropped out of school, and it seems that the blue fat man intends to achieve a positive result. The other day I saw the vixen lying on its back, and the blue fat man looked wretched and enjoyed it.If I had seen this before, I would have scoffed.But now I couldn't hold back the sore nose, and almost shed tears of heroes.

What the hell!

Even this kind of stupid fat man is accepted, and if I am so graceful, will I end up with a BE instead?

I rejected my master's kind proposal and continued to be a ten thousand year repeater.

At least it's closer to Ah Cai.He is my motivation to practice hard!

In fact, my practice over the years has also achieved certain results.

Although I was far away from becoming a human being, my body was getting bigger and bigger, and I had already escaped the racial limitations of starlings. By the time Ah Cai graduated, my wingspan was more than one meter long.

During this period, I occasionally pay attention to the outside world. Everyone is saying that Amodo has finally ushered in his glorious era.My master and his queen are becoming more and more loved by people—it’s really worthy of my master, who has so much energy to govern the country while having sex... I thought he would definitely be a man immersed in tenderness Nothing to be an emperor.

Of course, in the past few years, there have also been numerous rebellions.

Or it's not considered a rebellion. Anyway, a group of people gathered to trouble my master, and the result was naturally cleaned up by my master one by one.

They must have a leader.

The fifth prince was sentenced to life imprisonment for this, which seemed to be the most severe punishment for the royal family.Of course, the unlucky eldest prince does not count, he may be the first royal family ever to be killed in public.

The third prince was exiled - I heard that the reason why he wanted to make trouble was because of his delusion of being persecuted, he felt that the eldest prince would be killed, and he would not be able to escape sooner or later.It's better to come out and fight.I always feel that my master is fishing to enforce the law. He deliberately did not take revenge on the third prince, just to keep him in fear all day long. In the end, he gathered a bunch of traitors so that my master could catch them all at once.

It's really not that I'm deliberately slandering my master, the main reason is that the empress and empress are so dark-bellied and insidious, and the combination of two swords is invincible in the world. Using your brain, without any means, can you manage Amodo into a piece of iron bucket in a few years?

Even if I think I'm extremely smart, I still have self-knowledge and dare not plunder the beards of my master and his wife. As they grow older, their ranks are getting higher and higher, and their aura is becoming more and more amazing. To offend them?I am not stupid.

There are more and more exchanges between Earth and Amodo, and there are many benefits for both parties.

Probably distance creates beauty.

Separated by a black hole, the communication between the two parties is indirect and mostly intangible, so the honeymoon period is long, and the chemical effect produced by the two parties is very gratifying.

...I just heard these things from hearsay, anyway, even if I heard it, it’s still the same sentence, it can’t be transformed, so it’s none of my business?The little brats in the early childhood classes started calling me a fucking mother.

But there is also good news.

For example, A Cai seems to really like me.

The evidence is that he often holds me in his arms, smoothes my hair, has a melancholy look in his eyes, and sighs.

"What if you can't change into a human form? Forget it, I will support you."

I was really touched.

After A Cai became an adult, she was really handsome, the kind of handsome and blind, always surrounded by many Yingying and Yanyan, they were very hostile to me, and would tell me, "If you are good for A Cai, Hurry up and get out, lest Ah Cai will be humiliated because of you, and her life will be a big stain."But I think this is nonsense. If Ah Cai doesn't want to see me, she will naturally tell me directly, and use you to do it for me?Which onion and which garlic!

I'm really firm, as long as A Cai doesn't give up on me, I will never make my own claim and leave him in the name of his good.

Later, Ah Cai proposed to me.

Obviously I should come.

Twelve points of happiness, inevitably there are some small worries in the middle.

I asked A Cai: "What does your family mean?"

A Cai said, "This is my life."

But I know that Ah Cai's family will definitely disagree. Who would like their son to marry a Tiancan who can't change form?But not being able to transform means not being able to transform. In contrast, not being a female and not being able to bear babies is secondary.Amodo is really gay, and everyone is more open-minded.

When we got married, A Cai deliberately used the prototype, and the two of us really matched in size.

Ah Cai didn't have any family members present.

There are not many people here, but all of them are full of weight.

I can't forget A Cai's bursting eyes when he saw my master and his queen.

The wedding gift my master gave us was a book... Double Cultivation Dafa.

What's more special is that in this book of double cultivation techniques, both protagonists are in the shape of birds.

No chirp at all!

It is said that this is an improved version that my master's queen has been thinking about for a long time.

……

Afterwards, I was able to change form, grew Jiji, and lived happily with A Cai.

For a long time, fly together.