Yin Yang Merit Turtle

On Earth, this is an ordinary day.

You can tell by watching the news broadcast that the international situation is still generally stable and partially chaotic, the people are still stable and rising, and basically harmonious.

Of course, you don't need to watch the news broadcast, just go to the street to look at the crowd, and you will know that the world has not changed much, and everyone is living step by step.

However, if you have the heart, looking back on the past year, some things have actually changed quietly.

In the morning, a piece of news caught the attention of some Chinese people.

"The XX military region captured five spies again, three of whom were domestic high school students who were bought by a certain foreign force." After an hour, there were more than 100 comments here and there.

"Why are there always such brain-dead..."

"Sure enough, imperialism is not dead, but is it an illusion? I always feel that my rabbit style has become much tougher recently?"

"It's not an illusion. In the past, I lost the public opinion war, but now it seems that I have started to clean up those junk portals. I suddenly feel proud! I am mighty!"

"I always send spies. It is estimated that 'a foreign force' also thinks that I am too black-bellied. I don't know how many things I hide. If they don't find out, they will be worried for a day."

"Have you noticed that my character has changed in recent years... I used to be short, poor, dirty and messy, and suddenly I became a big devil who is arrogant and trying to rule the world. It's a bit square."

At the same time, a post on this topic was also published on the Mouya forum, and it quickly became popular.

The topic of the post is the changes in national policies in recent years, and what has become of us in the hearts of foreigners, so that everyone can quickly understand.

After throwing up a pile of dry goods materials, the host concluded:

"Hey, why bother? For me, the more you suppress me, the more we will have fun. From all the above signs, my rabbit is definitely holding back the big move... I don't blame 'a certain foreign force' If you want to jump, they probably know that if you don't suppress and mess up my rabbit, they won't be able to continue playing, and the world will change."

In the post, someone is expressing support, 23333 is happy to hear it, and I hope my rabbit will rule the world again.

There are also some people who really cut off the sarcasm, thinking that the rabbit has grown up lately, and they just jump around and make enemies if they have some skills. Haven’t you seen how many countries in the world hate us now?Do you remember the treatment of the Chinese Army in the previous Rio Olympics?I thought I was so popular, but in fact people hate dogs, it's time to reflect on myself!

Yang Yong is on the side of ridicule.

He is a typical Jing-day school. He liked the island country next door since he was a child. Later, he simply went there to study abroad, and then returned to China to work in a large Japanese-funded enterprise. He did well and was considered a senior white-collar worker.

Jingri is a pro-American family. Yang Yong has many friends with similar views. On weekdays, everyone will talk about the strength and excellence of the United States and Japan. , Speech is not free, and the atmosphere of dictatorship is simply suffocating. I really want to immigrate quickly, Barabara.

When I usually go to the forum, I will always be upright and spontaneous, and I will fight with people if I am recognized, and I am very busy.

"What are you talking about spies... Please, don't laugh so hard. Based on your country's current military level, you can bully small and poor countries, and you are 50 years behind the United States. Believe it or not?! Can you believe that a millionaire will go to the next door? Stealing money from Yuan’s family? Suffering from paranoia! Maybe they ran to the mountains to play, so they were arrested by your country. I am convinced that they have no human rights at all. I just hope they don’t play hide-and-seek in the detention center. "

Yes, it is still a pot of porridge every day.

Yang Yong had a private chat with his friends.

"How come there are more and more fifty cents now, just like mad dogs, they will engage in crowd tactics, and they will not listen to reason, a bunch of savages!"

"Yes, yes, my tuba is always recognized by people, and then I am besieged."

"Why can't you face up to your own shortcomings? This kind of low IQ, [-] cents, calls patriotic shit all day long, narrow-minded!"

A group of people complained fiercely in the private plot.

After all, as they say, as China has developed faster and faster in recent years and its foreign policy has become tougher, Chinese people's self-confidence has finally slowly returned.They no longer blindly agree that the moon in foreign countries is rounder than domestic ones, and stand up one by one, joining the ranks of the self-made five, blocking the cents and the elites from jumping up and down, and they can no longer become a climate.

The motherland has become a mountain to rely on.

Let us never feel inferior again.

Anyway, yes, it was just a normal day.

Still a rare holiday.

Yang Yong went to the theater to watch a movie with his good friends.

Good gay friends are naturally "like-minded" people.

Domestic films must be passed.

Finally, I chose a newly released American blockbuster, "The Man From Space".

The content of the movie is very simple, it is the story of aliens invading the earth that has been told badly.Anyway, it’s cool to watch this kind of film, the special effects fly, and the movie theater exclaims from time to time, the real and full-textured alien spaceship, and the aliens with strange shapes—even if the plot is a little thin, the light special effects It's worth the price of admission.

After watching a movie, Yang Yong and his good friend went out and chatted in a low voice.

"Compared to Hollywood movies, Chinese movies are hot chicken! Do you know that I once went to watch a Chinese science fiction movie because of curiosity? My eyes were almost blind! In fact, from Chinese movies, I only love to shoot past If you don’t shoot future themes, you will know how self-styled this nation is. We have a long history, no matter how long the history is, what’s the use of unworthy descendants!”

"Yeah, I also hate the word long history the most. It should have been thrown into the wastebasket a long time ago. Everything must look forward!"

The two of them were chatting with each other, full of scholarly spirit and flouting Fang Qiu's heroic feelings!

After leaving the theater, after walking a few steps, I found a shadow covered by the originally hot sun, probably cloud?

They heard someone screaming in the crowd. The screaming was loud, like killing a pig, and it was a little unpleasant.

Yang Yong sneered: "What kind of quality... Can this blue sky and bright day see ghosts?"

The good friend also sneered: "Maybe they saw an alien spaceship."

The screaming seemed to be infected, and many people raised their heads and joined the screaming army.

Yang Yong and his good friend lasted for a few seconds, and finally they were overcome by curiosity, and they also raised their heads.

"Ow!!!"

"God!!!"

The two also went crazy.

Overhead, is a fleet of alien spaceships.

One big and nine small, a total of ten spaceships.

After seeing the real spaceship and watching it in the movie, I suddenly felt that the originally perfect structure was much clumsier by comparison, and even the texture seemed rough for no reason.Not at all refined.

Above the sky, ten spaceships are arranged in a large eight-diagram diagram, with the largest one in the middle.

Aliens are coming!

The aliens are really here!Come to invade the earth!

But why didn't they hover over the United States first, bombing the White House, bombing Manhattan, bombing the Statue of Liberty - but came over Chinese territory?

Although there is a subtle illusion of "winning", we would rather not have this honor!

The people below began to run and shout, as if the end of the world was coming.

The ships are getting closer.

"what?"

There was a silly and bold cry out suddenly.

With trembling fingers, he pointed at one of the spaceships.

Yang Yong was standing next to him.

So it's normal, this one also followed the silly and bold directions to look.

His eyesight is not very good, but fortunately he wears glasses today.The one with the gold silk edge, whichever it is for decoration, makes Yang Yong look a little more elite, which is very good at bluffing.

Follow the direction of the silly and bold finger to study carefully.

Then, he found out too.Tremblingly, he let out a groan.

Is it, is it dazzled?Why did he see a five-star red flag painted on one of the spaceships? !

……

The spaceship soon landed somewhere.

People who watch late will naturally have no chance to see the real thing.Fortunately, there are already a large number of eyewitness pictures circulating on the Internet.

If you look at it with the naked eye, you may think that you are dazzled, but the photos and videos you take can’t fool people, right?

Nima really has a five-star red flag!

It is no exaggeration to say that both Chinese and foreign netizens are crazy at this moment.

"My rabbit is mighty and domineering!"

"Don't say anything, I just want to be quiet, don't ask who I am."

"Will the direction of this story change too suddenly? Hasn't my rabbit always kept a low profile and forbearance? Even if I have made a high profile in the past two years, I won't suddenly take off the sheepskin and become a demon king, right?"

"I'm typing on my knees anyway..."

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah who can give me a little bit of science popularization, this is unscientific!"

"So, these aliens are from the friendly camp of my rabbit? Sure enough, the rabbit-bellied black design has never collapsed. Such a big news has been hidden until now, and there was no news at all before. Anyway, I am convinced."

All of the above are from domestic netizens.

And foreign netizens are even more insane. They spin and roll in 360 degrees, just wanting a master to come and dismantle them. The picture must be from P, right?If such an alien is actually raised by a Chinese family...Thinking carefully, I am terrified and shudder!

Of course, the craziest thing is the United States on the other side of the Pacific Ocean.

The entire Pentagon was stunned.

No one knows better than them that aliens and alien spaceships are real, and the five-star red flag on one of the spaceships is also real.

Damn Chinese, this is going against the sky!

so horrible!

The high-level officials are discussing urgently what kind of response plan to use next.

For a time, there were people with different viewpoints, and it was difficult to make a final decision.

After all, this is related to the fate of a country in the future and directly affects the world structure.

Or as a matter of urgency, quickly ask what happened.

...Yes, the sky has changed.