Heavenly garden farmer

Although Zheng Yunan is very curious about this coming guest, but he is currently the busiest time, so he can't spare the time to think about it.

As the Chinese New Year is approaching, there are a lot of new year's goods to be purchased, and the types are also very complicated. Zheng Yunan took Kong Xuan to the city several times.He originally wanted to bring Mingyue and Qingfeng with him. After all, although they are both tens of thousands of years old, they have always appeared in front of Zheng Yunan as young boys, and they both have two cute photos. His face was so big that he unconsciously treated them like younger brothers, and wanted to take them around the city and buy something they liked.

However, although Mingyue and Qingfeng have stayed in the farm for so long, they still seem not to be used to staying with Kong Xuan for a long time, and they are still afraid of him.It's fine at home, anyway, they spend most of their time working in the fields, but if they stay in such a small space in the car with Kong Xuan, they still can't bear it, so they rejected Zheng Yunan's offer invite.

Sitting in Zheng Yunan's SUV, Kong Xuan looked at the steering wheel with bright eyes, and he said casually: "I bought the blue sports car that the two of us took a fancy to last time. It will arrive in a month."

After hearing this, Zheng Yunan complained in his heart, what we both like, is obviously what you like.Then he suddenly realized the meaning of Kong Xuan's words, and almost stepped on the accelerator: "What did you say? Buy it, where did you get the money for?"

That sports car costs more than 100 million yuan, so it doesn't mean that you can buy it if you buy it.Zheng Yunan suddenly worried that Kong Xuan might have used some small magic trick to deceive others, and if it was exposed at that time, let alone a sports car, he would be lucky if he didn't like to wear silver bracelets.

Hearing Zheng Yunan's questioning words, Kong Xuan looked at him with murderous eyes, making him a little uncomfortable.

Kong Xuan asked with a bit of resentment: "What do you mean by that? Do I look like a poor ghost?"

Zheng Yunan hurriedly said: "No, no, I was just too surprised."

Only then did he realize that Kong Xuan is a god who has lived for tens of thousands of years. It is just a little thing leaking out between his fingers. It is also a rare treasure in the world. How could he lose money?

Then Zheng Yunan thought of another question, he glanced at Kong Xuan out of the corner of his eye, and asked in a very cautious tone: "But, even if you bought a car, you still need a driver's license to drive it?"

Kong Xuan leaned on the seat with folded arms, sneered, and said confidently: "It's just a driver's license, how can you beat me, Kong Xuan?"

Zheng Yunan recalled the painful experience when he was learning his driver's license, and secretly prayed in his heart that Kong Xuan must not be slapped in the face by then, otherwise if he gets angry and demolishes his driving school, he will be afraid It is impossible to afford to lose the whole farm.

When returning to Xishui Village from the urban area, it was almost evening. Zheng Yunan had just parked the car when he saw two miserable-looking figures sitting close together at the gate of the farm. The moon and the breeze at home.

Because they are immortals, the ordinary cold in the world can't help them at all, so they wear thinner clothes on weekdays.At this moment, each of them was wearing a thin T-shirt, with their heads drooped, and they were sitting by the threshold, looking miserable.If the villagers passing by saw it, they might think that the two of them were abused by him.

Seeing the appearance of the two of them, Zheng Yunan suddenly felt a little distressed in his heart.He was about to go forward to appease them, when he heard the voice of Kong Xuan ordering the two of them from behind: "Why are you still sitting there? Hurry up and move things!"

They went to the city to buy a lot of things this time, especially in order to take care of Kong Xuan's taste, and packed boxes of snacks and fruits into the car. Not a small project.

As for the thing that affects the image of moving things with bare hands, Kong Xuan naturally would not do it.

Hearing the peacock's voice, Mingyue and Qingfeng immediately lifted their spirits, and immediately raised their heads. Seeing Kong Xuan's eyes seemed to be seeing a savior.

Yes.Mingyue and Qingfeng, who were usually terrified of Kong Xuan, now saw Kong Xuan as a savior, and immediately ran to his side.

Zheng Yunan asked Mingyue Qingfeng while carrying the boxes together, "Why don't you stay indoors? It's so cold outside."

Mingyue and Qingfeng followed behind Kong Xuan, seeming a bit afraid to enter the house, Mingyue showed a little face from behind the box with some fear, looked at Zheng Yunan and whispered: "Boss, there are guests at home."

Zheng Yunan is very strange, it's just a guest, why are Mingyue and Qingfeng so frightened?Remembering that Mingyue and Qingfeng told him about this guest in advance a few days ago, Zheng Yunan became more curious about his identity and origin.

After entering the house, Zheng Yunan saw a thin figure sitting with his back facing him in the yard. The man was only wearing an ordinary white shirt, through which he could vaguely see the muscle lines on his back , He has neat short black hair on his head, but in the setting sun, the ends of the hair are shining with golden light.

Zheng Yunan was about to ask who this person was, when Qingfeng said timidly to that person: "Master, the boss is back."

When Zheng Yunan heard this address, his brows twitched immediately, and a thought came to his mind.Then I saw the man turn around. He looked very young, with sharp facial features and a very unruly temperament. He had half a peach in his mouth, and he could see a little bit of peach juice staining the corner of his mouth.

Zheng Yunan became very excited when he saw him, strode forward with bright eyes, looked at him expectantly, and asked, "Great Sage? Is it the Great Sage Equaling Heaven?" ?"

The Great Sage Monkey King has an extraordinary meaning in the hearts of Chinese people, and it is the same for Zheng Yunan. Therefore, when he heard that the person in front of him might be his idol, Monkey King, he immediately became very excited. Know what to do.

The young man, that is, Monkey King, was almost taken aback when he saw Zheng Yunan's appearance, and hurriedly took a few steps back to avoid him in disgust.

Only then did Zheng Yunan feel that his behavior was a bit abrupt. After all, Monkey King had never seen him before, so he might think he was sick!He scratched his head in embarrassment, and smiled awkwardly: "I'm sorry, I admire you so much, so I got a little too excited all of a sudden."

Kong Xuan was a little uncomfortable looking at him. Speaking of which, he is much more powerful than this stone monkey, and his status in heaven and Buddhism is much higher than him. Why didn't I see him? Zheng Yunan saw his own When were you so excited?

Zheng Yunan can't take care of Kong Xuan's mood at the moment, after all, how many people can maintain themselves in front of idols?

Seeing that Zheng Yunan had calmed down a little, and there was no tendency to rush forward again, Monkey King was relieved, and continued to sit down with confidence.

Sun Wukong took another bite of the peach in his hand, only to find Kong Xuan standing next to Zheng Yunan: "Master Kong Xuan, are you here too? Oh, it's because you were..."

Monkey King seemed to want to continue talking, but Kong Xuan picked up a peach from the table and stuffed it into his mouth, blocking his next words.

"Eat your peaches, don't talk." Kong Xuan gritted his teeth to Monkey King with a hint of warning in his tone.

Although Sun Wukong is not afraid of heaven and earth, he and Kong Xuan are colleagues at any rate, and he will stay with Kong Xuan in this Wuzhuang Temple for a few days, so there is no need to deliberately confront him, so he took advantage of the opportunity to bite the peach Take a sip and don't continue talking.

Zheng Yunan never dreamed that he would have the opportunity to see the living Monkey King appearing in front of him, he was still in a daze after a long time, looked at Monkey King with a smirk and asked: "Sun Dasheng, why did you come here? "

Zheng Yunan thought to himself, it would be great if Sun Wukong could stay in this farm like Kong Xuan, or replace... Forget it, replacing Kong Xuan is still unnecessary, it would be good to let Kong Xuan stay here of.

Fortunately, no one present knew what Zheng Yunan was thinking, otherwise he would be in bad luck.

Sun Wukong threw a peach to each of Zheng Yunan and the others, and then he raised his feet and said, "I'm on vacation during this time, so I came to the lower realm to see my monkey grandchildren, who happened to be entrusted by an old friend to Wuzhuang Temple Come and see you."

When Zheng Yunan heard Sun Wukong say that he came here for himself, although it was incidental, the smirk on his face couldn't be restrained.

Seeing Zheng Yunan's appearance next to him, Kong Xuan felt more and more glaring, so he said angrily, "I'm hungry."

Hearing Kong Xuan's words, Zheng Yunan realized that it was really getting late. Before he went to the kitchen, he looked at Sun Wukong and asked him: "Sun Dasheng, please sit down first, and I will go to prepare dinner. Are you going to go vegetarian?"

Sun Wukong put his feet up on the stool, stared at Zheng Yunan, and said: "Is there any mistake, my old grandson finally went to the lower realm, can you get some vegetarian dishes to get rid of it? My old grandson wants to eat meat , the more the better!"

After hearing this, Zheng Yunan naturally responded to Monkey King's request, and immediately said: "Okay, okay, I'll go get ready now!"

Now there are two great gods, Kong Xuan and Sun Wukong, in the courtyard, and the atmosphere between them seems to be a bit off. Naturally, Mingyue and Qingfeng didn't dare to stay here for a moment, and hurriedly followed Zheng Yunan to the kitchen.

Seeing that Zheng Yunan and the others had left, Kong Xuan immediately glanced at Monkey King with murderous eyes: "Didn't you just come and take a look? Now that I've finished watching, I can leave quickly after dinner. "

Sun Wukong didn't take Kong Xuan's threats seriously at all. While shaking his legs, he gnawed on a peach and said, "It's getting dark, so you have the nerve to drive me away? Even my old grandson himself If I want to leave, Xiao Zheng has to persuade me to stay."

It was good not to mention Zheng Yunan, but when Zheng Yunan was mentioned, Kong Xuan became more angry when he thought of his attitude towards Monkey King, so he grabbed a peach on the table and threw it at Monkey King.Sun Wukong already had a peach in each hand at this moment, and when he saw the peach hitting him, he moved aside slightly to avoid Kong Xuan's attack, and the huge peach immediately hit the ground with a "bang", bursting out sweet juice.

Sun Wukong brought these peaches from Huaguo Mountain. He had been thinking about them all the time when he was in the Heavenly Court. Now that he saw how Kong Xuan ruined them, he was so angry that he put a peach core that he had just finished eating in his hand. Sprayed at Kong Xuan.He was naturally dodged by Kong Xuan, and the peach core fell to the ground.

The monkey and the bird jumped up all at once, and no one would let anyone else go.The two held peaches on the table, and you smashed them at each other one after another.The two of them still remembered that this place was in the human world, and they didn't use spells, they just started fighting like elementary school students.

Monkey King and Kong Xuan smashed each other vigorously, but the five peacocks in the yard took advantage of it for nothing.The fruits of Huaguo Mountain are famous in the whole heaven for their delicious taste, especially the monkeys' favorite peach, regardless of its efficacy, at least in terms of taste, it is not inferior to the flat peaches of the Queen Mother.

When these peaches fell to the ground, their skins were torn apart, and then they were quickly pecked off by the peacocks, leaving only some peach pits scattered among the grass.

By the time Zheng Yunan came out after finishing dinner, the confrontation between Monkey King and Kong Xuan had long since ended, not even a single strand of hair was messed up, and the "corpse" of Taozi at the scene of the crime had already been wiped out by the peacocks It was completely clean, only some peach pits were hidden in the grass, no one saw it, so Zheng Yunan didn't realize that the two of them had just gone through a big battle.

During the meal, Monkey King saw A Bu for the first time. He stared at A Bu for a long time, and then said with some surprise: "I didn't expect that there are radishes that can become spirits these days! You little radish is not good. Easy, even on my Huaguo Mountain, there are very few monkey grandchildren who can cultivate to become elites these years."

Under the protection of Monkey King, Huaguo Mountain has been isolated from the world, and the aura on the mountain is not comparable to other places in the world. It is most suitable for those monkeys and grandchildren to practice.

Although Abu can't quite understand Monkey King's words, he also knows that he is praising himself, so he pursed his lips very shyly, and the small buds on his head shook slightly proudly. Sun Wukong's praise was both shy and happy.

Kong Xuan snorted coldly, and said: "Monkeys are born stubborn and stupid, so naturally they are not as good as our Abu's talent in cultivation."

There was a thorn in Kong Xuan's words, but he also scolded Monkey King's body, and Monkey King naturally couldn't give up.

He turned his head to look at the peacocks in the yard, and said meaningfully: "No matter how stupid the monkeys are, they are much smarter than these colorful birds."

Kong Xuan was born gorgeous, and he was famous in the whole heaven for his stinking beauty. Monkey King's words were naturally to satirize him.

Although Zheng Yunan didn't quite understand the meaning of their words, he also noticed that Sun Wukong and Kong Xuan were confronting each other, so he quickly smoothed things over and said: "Monkeys are very smart animals, and the peacocks in our yard are also spiritual. Quite, how can it be called stupid? Abu is just lucky, everyone eats first, otherwise the food will be cold."

The meal was finally finished in an undercurrent. Although Sun Wukong was a little unhappy because of Kong Xuan's targeting of him, he was still very satisfied with Zheng Yunan's cooking, and the meal was still good. happy.

After the meal, Zheng Yunan served the fruit he just bought today as an after-dinner fruit. Unexpectedly, Monkey King vomited it out immediately after eating a piece, and said disgustedly: "Bah, bah, this can also be called a fruit, it's better than me. Old Sun's fruit on Huaguo Mountain is far worse!"

After speaking, he kept pulling out from his pocket for a long time, and then took out a large pile of various fruits and put them on the table, and he didn't know where they were all placed.

Then, Sun Wukong picked a few fruits and stuffed them to Zheng Yunan, and said with a smug look: "Taste it, try it, the fruits on our Huaguo Mountain are delicious!"

Zheng Yunan couldn't hold back Monkey King's enthusiasm, so he picked up a fruit and put it to his mouth and took a bite. After eating this bite, he immediately narrowed his eyes with some satisfaction.The fruits Sun Wukong gave him taste really good. Not only are they rich in fruity aroma, full of juice, but also very sweet in taste. Even ordinary fruits like apples and bananas are countless times more delicious than the strawberries he planted back then. .

Zheng Yunan then took several more bites before nodding his head in admiration: "Yeah, Sun Dasheng, this is indeed a fruit from Huaguo Mountain. It tastes really good, fragrant and sweet!"

Seeing that Zheng Yunan liked eating, Sun Wukong was also very happy immediately, as if his own child had been praised.When he was excited, he stood up and said to Zheng Yunan: "Our Huaguo Mountain just happened to have a new batch of fruit seedlings recently, my old grandson will go and bring some over for you, and you can plant them when the time comes." On Longevity Hill. Just wait, my old grandson will come as soon as he goes!"

After Sun Wukong finished speaking, without waiting for Zheng Yunan's response, he immediately flew up somersaulting and disappeared into the courtyard.

Zheng Yunan didn't have time to stop him, and saw Monkey King disappearing into the night sky almost in the blink of an eye, so he had to pray that he would not be discovered by any satellite.

After Sun Wukong left, Zheng Yunan washed and cut the fruits he left behind into pieces, and when he came back, he picked up a piece and handed it to Kong Xuan's mouth, saying, "Try it, this fruit on Huaguo Mountain The fruit is delicious, and it really lives up to its reputation."

When Monkey King was still there just now, Kong Xuan didn't touch the fruit he brought because he was angry with him.Seeing Zheng Yunan handing the fruit to his mouth, he originally wanted to dismiss it dismissively, but worried that his hands would get sore after holding it for a long time, so he reluctantly opened his mouth to hold the piece of fruit.

It's just that Kong Xuan's movement was a little big, and he accidentally caught half of Zheng Yunan's finger.Because he was still feeling awkward, he didn't notice anything wrong, but Zheng Yunan clearly felt a burst of heat and humidity across his fingers.

He immediately realized what the damp heat was, and quickly retracted his fingers.

It's just that although the fingers were retracted, the damp and hot feeling on the fingertips was still lingering, but it became more and more clear, which made Zheng Yunan's heart slightly warm.

Even, the damp heat slowly spread from his fingertips to his cheeks, making his face feel hot.

Zheng Yunan felt that his face must be very red now. Although the night was dark and no one else could notice it, he felt more and more uncomfortable, so he simply got up and pretended to go to the kitchen to tidy up.

Kong Xuan didn't notice Zheng Yunan's abnormality at all. He was still sulking because of the quarrel with Monkey King just now. When he saw Zheng Yunan left, he ignored him. Instead, he picked up a fruit and bit it hard in his mouth. Take a sip.

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