look at your bird

Yue Ming, an ordinary college student, likes to play manga, read novels, occasionally play basketball and sing, average height, average grades, average face, single for 21 years so far.

Um!This was the situation until yesterday, but today is——

A blue-purple macaw, who likes to play computer comics and read novels (I can’t read the serials I’m chasing!), and occasionally plays with nuts and sings (The boundless sky is my hate~ Do you dare to untie my anklet?) Open!), high height potential (the largest species among parrots), very good grades (as a parrot), and great appearance (look at that blue fur)...

Oh heh heh heh heh heh...

Yue Ming stood in the bird cage and fluffed up the feathers...he took a pile of shit.

Looking out the car window, the sky is so blue (it's not), the water is so green (and it stinks), yet none of it belongs to me (it's true).

Yue Ming froze, sighed, put his big mouth on his chest, squinted his eyes, and looked haggard.

"What's wrong with this parrot?" Li Li patted the shoulder of Tian Jie who was driving, "Honey, look at it, why does it feel like it's going to die?"

"Tsk! This bird won't get motion sickness, right?" Tian Jie glanced at it, "It probably won't die, and it will be there in three or four hours... You can poke it, if you really can't go down for a rest, this rotten bird is expensive to die. "

So Yue Ming was poked.

But he doesn't want to move...

"Husband, it's not moving! Is it really going to die?" Li Li became worried, it cost 32 yuan!

Tian Jie couldn't sit still anymore, so he hurriedly found a place to stop the car, and then carried the bird cage out of the car to get some air.

Yue Ming took a breath of not-so-fresh air, and tried to move his feet, but the iron chain tied to his feet made a dull sound...

Ah...he still doesn't move, I'm tired.

Li Li looked around and found that there was no toilet nearby, but what should she do if it is convenient?

"Husband, watch over here. I'll go to the woods over there for convenience." There will only be a toilet at the end of this road, and it will be three or four hours later, so how can I hold it.

"Tsk, I told you not to drink so much soup!" Tian Jie said in disgust, "Go quickly."

"Isn't that soup free!" Li Li muttered, and walked towards the small forest not far away.

Li Li walked away, Tian Jie had nothing to do, teased Yue Ming, then took out a cigarette and smoked, he helped the boss get such a pet this time, I don't know if it can be upgraded to a higher level, this poor bird It took him a lot of effort, thinking, Tian Jie blew out a smoke ring, deeply feeling that birds are more expensive than people these days.

Yue Ming stood in the cage, smelling the smoke and felt his throat a little itchy, but he didn't cough it out, but sneezed and smacked his lips: Ha ha!He was still smoking yesterday, but today he can't even smell the smell of smoke, what a life!

Yue Ming was lamenting his life, but Tian Jie felt that something was wrong. The bird was already sneezing, could it be sick?If it's really sick, you have to go to the veterinarian to see it. You can't give the sick bird to the boss, right?hateful!With the price of this bird, it is estimated that seeing a doctor is more expensive than people!

"what!!!"

Just thinking about it, Li Li in the forest not far away suddenly yelled, and Tian Jie jumped: "What's wrong?!"

However, no answer came.

"Fuck!"

Tian Jie cursed, closed the car door, and was about to take a look at the birdcage, but suddenly a person jumped out from the side and snatched the birdcage away!

That is the speed of the wind!

everything happened so fast...

Tian Jie hesitated for a moment, not knowing whether to chase the bird, or to see what happened to his wife, but after hesitating, the bird snatcher got into a car and ran away...

Don't hesitate now, you won't be able to catch up.

……

Yue Ming was hit dizzy at first in the cage, and then he was stuffed into the car again. The smell of gasoline in this car was much heavier than that of the previous car, and he felt dizzy all the time: this is motion sickness.

Originally, Yue Ming didn't have much energy, let alone motion sickness, standing dangling in the cage, the whole bird was sick: Hurry up and let me get out of the car to catch my breath!Otherwise, I will die for you!

Yue Ming felt that he yelled twice at the top of his throat, but the voice that came out was limp and lacked energy.

To be honest, although Yue Ming has been mentally weak now, he really doesn't worry much about his future life. Anyway, he will be treated similarly to anyone who ends up in his hands. He has to eat, drink, and take care of him, otherwise he will spend so much money. Why sell such a parrot for money!

however……

"Boss, this bird seems to be motion sick."

"Dizzy and dizzy."

"It won't die, will it?"

"If you die, you will make a specimen. Now we are just stealing sheep and making money if we can. Don't forget that we are fugitives now."

Yue Ming: "..." grabbed the cage.

Help ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! !

I don't want to become a specimen! ! !

He barked twice more, wondering if the vocal cords of this parrot hadn't fully developed yet, he quacked several times but couldn't speak human words, not only that, he also got more serious motion sickness: I want to vomit, why? manage?

In a daze, Yue Ming felt that the car stopped, someone came up, and the car started again...

It seems that someone is negotiating the price?

Seems like someone changed his cage?

Wonder where someone took it?

……

When Yue Ming woke up, he was no longer squatting in the cage, but a pole, the kind that often appears on TV for parrots to stand on.

Yue Ming raised his leg: As expected of a bird, he was able to stand on such a pole in a daze without falling off.

Tilting his head: But... where is this?Looks like the decoration is not bad, just look at the money!

Just as I was thinking about it, the door opened, and a philistine-looking man walked in, followed by a...well, handsome guy with a cold face, with the look of me being a cool, handsome and domineering president.

If he was a little girl, he would probably scream, right?Unfortunately, he is a man.

However, this person is his future owner?I can't tell, this person doesn't look like he knows how to keep pets, so don't just put him in the house and give him some food and water, right?He will be bored to death!

The man looked at Yue Ming: "Can't it bite?"

"This breed is relatively gentle and generally doesn't bite people," said the philistine-looking man, "but if you want to give it to your little nephew, you should train it. After all, macaws have a strong bite force, and they can be pulled out by children." It is inevitable to resist after losing the feathers, and it will be bad if it bites people."

Yue Ming: "..." Nani? ! ! !

He was going to be given a child? ! !Or a brat who can pluck bird feathers? ! !

Handsome, do you want a pet?The kind that can sing, speak human language, play basketball, and recognize characters. Although I can't speak it yet, believe me, I can!Please don't give me to the brat! ! !

Yue Ming yelled a few times, because he was no longer motion sick, so he yelled a lot louder, which sounded a bit harsh, and then the handsome guy glanced at him with disgust...

Yue Ming froze: "..." I also want to speak human words, trust me!

The man seemed to be discussing with that man how to train him. Yue Ming didn't dare to shout anymore for fear of being disgusted, so he could only stare at the man with longing and innocent eyes, hoping that he would change his mind and stop putting a A great parrot is given to a brat who can pluck feathers!

However, it doesn't work!It was almost thought by the man that there was something wrong with the bird's eyes.

So one month later——Yue Ming was given to a 12-year-old child as a birthday present, with a stupid bow tied around his neck.

Yue Ming looked at the kid in front of him: Why would a boy like to tie a bow around his pet's neck?

Chu Yuanci: Why is there a pink bow tied around the neck of a blue parrot?

Chu's mother: Is my brother's aesthetics too strange?

Man: Silently look away.

Because it's the little kid's birthday, although I can see that the brat is quite interested in me, but as a little birthday boy, I still have to blow out the candles and get covered in cakes, so I don't have a chance to bother him for now, Yue Ming Tilting his head, he began to observe this future home.

The villa is very big and the location is super good. It looks like a rich man's home. The decoration is very warm, and then——

The bear boy Chu Yuanci, who is twelve years old, is supposed to be quite old, but given the possibility of plucking birds' feathers, he is still classified as a bear boy for the time being.

Dad Chu looked like a successful person, and he was also quite gentle. At least he didn't get angry when his ass was wiped with cake by a brat.

Chu Ma is very beautiful, mainly because she has temperament, the feeling of a classical beauty.

The man, Chu's mother's younger brother, named Gu Jingming, looks like he has facial paralysis, but he seems to be adored by bear children. For the time being, there is only cream on his face, which was put on by Chu's mother.

In addition, there are several brats who sound like neighbors, and they are already playing like crazy.

Just as he was thinking about it, he heard a scream, and Yue Ming's neck was so frightened—poof!

A piece of cake hits the bird's face!

I am Cao!

When the cake slid down, Yue Ming blinked hard and looked forward: a group of people stared at it blankly, and the bear boy Chu Yuanci was still in the throwing posture...

Yue Ming couldn't stand it all at once, and frantically shook his head for a long time but couldn't shake off the cream. In anger, he finally said the first human words after turning into a parrot: "Bear boy! Bear boy!"

Crowd: "..."

Yue Ming began to rub cream on the pole: "You brat!"

"Hahahahaha!!!!"

A group of people stopped making cakes, and all ran to Yue Ming to see him rubbing against each other.

"Tell me another one, say another one!" The bear kid from the neighbor's house was young and short, so he could only look up when he stood in front of the pole.

Yue Ming stretched out a leg and stepped on the bear's face: "Get lost!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

The group laughed again.

"This parrot is so smart!" Chu's mother smiled, and took out a wet tissue to wipe Yue Ming, "Will you call me mom? Come on, call me mom, mom, mom!"

Yue Ming: "..."

Ah... I suddenly feel homesick... It hurts! ! !

"Quack quack!!!"

Crowd: "..."

When Yue Ming turned his head, a brat next door was holding his tail...

"roll!!!"

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