Dressed as a cannon fodder little fool

An An's belly was full and he wanted to leave. He bought a lot of things, but he didn't finish them. Gu Jinyan had to wrap An An's leftovers in order not to waste food.

Regarding this, Gu Jinyan said that she is not greedy, but just does not have the habit of wasting.

He felt that he was the most unreasonable rich man in the world.

The car was driving smoothly on the road, and An An hiccupped.

It's strawberry flavored.

He just ate a strawberry lollipop.

There was a sweet and greasy smell in the car, Gu Jinyan intentionally frightened him, "I heard that strawberry-flavored candies are made from strawberry essence."

An An's eyes widened, and she looked at him in disbelief, as if she couldn't accept this matter.

Gu Jinyan nodded seriously, "I forgot to tell you all this time, don't you think that strawberry-flavored candy tastes stronger than the strawberries you usually eat?"

An An covered her mouth and nodded in horror, "Yeah, sweet."

Gu Jinyan got more excited, and he responded, "That's right, it has a stronger strawberry flavor because it's the essence of strawberry. How can normal strawberries be so sweet?"

The little fool was limp by being fooled, he fell silent while looking at the mango lollipop in his hand.

He can draw inferences now, strawberry candy is the poop of strawberry essence, and mango candy is the poop of mango essence!

The sugar in An An's hand was like a soldering iron, extremely hot.

It's two yuan each, so I can't bear to throw it away.

An An's eyeballs turned to Gu Jinyan who was driving, and Gu Jinyan looked at him suspiciously, "What do you want to do?"

An An offered the lollipop with both hands in a fawning manner, with a smile on her face, "Eat it."

The little heartless person actually feeds himself papa.

Gu Jinyan stared angrily, completely forgetting that he lied to An An first.

The candy wrapper was torn off by An An, and taking advantage of Gu Jinyan's anger, An An stuffed it into Gu Jinyan's mouth at once, and then slapped him on the face to see if there was any sign of vomiting.

Of course Gu Jinyan didn't spit it out, he pushed the candy back and forth in his mouth with his tongue, making a clicking sound as it collided with his teeth.

Not to mention, it's pretty sweet.

It has been banned at home ever since.Otherwise, it would be bad for An An to eat cavities.

Seeing that he didn't spit it out, An An breathed a sigh of relief, and patted her small chest to relax.

Gu Jinyan snorted angrily, and rubbed An An's head with one free hand, causing him to dangle on the seat.

An An shook her head and shouted, "An An has fainted."

After he finished speaking, he was about to lay down on Gu Jinyan's lap, but it was a pity that the seat belt restricted him, and he was strangled there halfway.

"Oh, An An is trapped."

Gu Jinyan pushed him by the shoulder to push the person back, An An leaned her head on the car window, and as Gu Jinyan passed the speed bump, her head rattled, An An still thought it was quite funny.

No one has lived in the house for several days, but fortunately, the tragic incident of mushrooms growing in the corner of the wall did not happen.

An An turned on the lights and turned on the TV in a familiar way, and he sat and watched TV obediently with his hands on his knees.

"Magic Jiujiu" is playing on the TV, and the pale yellow Jiujiu is flying to save the world.

I only heard a childish but upright voice asking, "My friend in front of the TV, are you ready?"

An An happily sat on the sofa and shook her body, "Get ready."

"Okay! Then let's set off to save the world." Jiujiu flew out at once. The red cloak fluttered in the air, and An An's eyes lit up.

An An was enjoying watching, and Gu Jinyan was just like an old woman holding an electric toothbrush and asked him to brush his teeth first. An An was addicted to TV and couldn't help herself, so she agreed and just didn't move.

Gu Jinyan squeezed the toothpaste and put the toothbrush in his mouth. An An tilted her head and pushed the person standing in front of her, "Li blocked An An from watching TV."

Gu Jinyan pinched his mouth and pinched him into a chicken mouth, "Brush your teeth well, and read after you finish brushing."

An An really couldn't resist Gu Jinyan, so she hurried to brush her teeth and then ran back to show Gege with her mouth open, "I'll mess with it after brushing."

As soon as he opened his mouth, there was a fresh scent of mint, and the sweetness of the lollipop had disappeared. Gu Jinyan patted his head in satisfaction, "Very good, let's go watch TV."

An An got permission and rushed to the front of the TV, but "Magic Chirp" was over!

This is the last episode for today!He actually missed it because of brushing his teeth!

Even so, An'an didn't let go of its ending song, but danced and twisted her buttocks along with it.

"We are the great heroes who save the world... Chirp tweet..."

Gu Jinyan silently took out his phone and recorded it, An An seemed to feel something and suddenly turned around.

Gu Jinyan's cell phone was hidden behind him for an instant, and he waved his hand at An An, "You danced beautifully, let's continue dancing."

An An didn't doubt that he was there, and continued to dance to the music of the ending song.

Gu Jinyan silently made a note of An An's latest new love, "Magic Chirp".

You can buy some Jiujiu dolls for him.

It was past eleven o'clock and it was time to fall asleep. An An walked towards her small room, but Gu Jinyan called him back.

"Sleeping here today." Gu Jinyan pushed open the door of his room. Even though the door was locked, Gu Jinyan was still worried. He was afraid that An An would suddenly get excited and run out. He planned to sleep with An An today, so that he could watch him all the time. he.

An An nodded and ran back to her room to take out a small pillow and blanket, a large doll.He put his things on Gu Jinyan's bed.

The originally empty big bed was full all of a sudden, and An An threw herself on the bed and let out a satisfied sigh.

Gu Jinyan threw the little bear pajamas on him, "Go take a shower soon, and go to bed after washing."

An An threw herself on the bed, "No, no, An An fell asleep."

It was already twelve o'clock when he finally finished washing. An An was wearing a one-piece bear pajamas, and her head was getting sleepy.

Gu Jinyan could only take the hair dryer to dry his hair like an appointment, while An An sat on the bed drowsy.

When her hair was completely dried, Gu Jinyan just went to put on a hair dryer and saw An An sleeping on the bed with the word "big".

Gu Jinyan couldn't laugh or cry, she really didn't have any room left for herself.

He wondered how An'an's small size could fill up a big bed.

He walked over lightly, lifted An'an's arm and put it on his abdomen.But as soon as he got on him, he immediately put his arm back to its original position, as if he was against himself.

After two or three attempts, Gu Jinyan could only hold him down with one hand, and lift his other arm with the other hand.

An An kicked her legs and turned herself 180 degrees like the hands of a clock.

Gu Jinyan looked at him in surprise, An An's head was about to fall under the bed.

He hastily pulled him up, even though someone who had fallen asleep like this hadn't woken up yet.

Gu Jinyan sealed An'an with a blanket, just like wrapping a baby in a swaddle, so he searched for tutorials specifically for this.

……

But it's too complicated to understand.

In the end, Gu Jinyan wrapped An An casually and arranged his sleeping position.

Gu Jinyan occupied less than one-third of a big bed.

His technique was not good, and the blanket loosened after a while.

An An's large-character sleeping method started again.

When Gu Jinyan was about to fall asleep, he slapped him across the face with one hand.

Gu Jinyan woke up suddenly, no sleepiness at all.

There seemed to be mosquitoes buzzing around, An An felt his face itchy, and he stretched out his hand to scratch it.Gu Jinyan stared at the ceiling, he didn't quite understand why An An scratched his face when his face was itchy.

Gu Jinyan was very energetic after being scratched, An An didn't know what she dreamed of, and swallowed her saliva.

Gu Jinyan fell asleep very late under An An's torment, but this sleep was not particularly peaceful, he had a dream.

There are thousands of photos in the dream, and the photos are piled up in his office like a hill, making it impossible for people to leave.

Gu Jinyan got angry when he saw it. He called Bi Sheng and asked him why he got so many photos in his office.

He also asked if he didn't want to do it.

Bi Sheng laughed twice, like a big villain.

His face suddenly turned into Li Ao's.

It turned out that the real Bi Sheng was tied up in the underground garage, and this Bi Sheng was disguised by Li Ao.

The real Li Ao turned out to be a peacock spirit, and the clothes on his body turned into colorful feathers. Gu Jinyan looked coldly at this non-mainstream peacock spirit who killed Matt.

Li Ao looked up to the sky and smiled, "Hahahahahaha, you ugly gray pigeon. Just because you want to be favored by An Anjiu, go ahead and dream."

"An Anjiu will never fall in love with a featureless ugly pigeon like you."

Gu Jinyan was very disappointed when he heard the words, he looked at the gray feathers he had grown.

and many more……

How did he have gray feathers?

Li Ao showed off with his hips crossed, "You ugly pigeon, you finally realize how ugly you are. You are just a gray pigeon. You can't compete with me. An Anjiu only likes me!"

Gu Jinyan looked at himself in disbelief, he was really a pigeon.

Li Ao suddenly attacked him, and the photos all over the room fell down, instantly pressing Gu Jinyan under the ground, and Gu Jinyan was so crushed that he couldn't move.

Li Ao picked up a photo and kissed it. Only then did Gu Jinyan realize that the photo was a little yellow chirp, and the little yellow chirp was very cute.

He has a chubby little face and two pale yellow hairs on his head.The whole Xiaojiu is chubby and cute.

Li Ao ran out with the photo he picked up, yelling that it was time for An Anjiu to sign for everyone, and he would be the first person to see An Anjiu.

Gu Huige also wanted to pick up a photo for An Anjiu to sign for him.

But he was pressed down by so many photos, like a hill, unable to move at all.

Gu Huige closed his eyes in despair, what appeared in his mind was a light yellow figure, a tear flowed from the corner of his eye, "Farewell, An Anjiu."

The feeling in the dream seemed to really exist, Gu Jinyan felt that he was going to be out of breath, he opened his eyes with difficulty and saw An An lying on his body, sleeping soundly.

Gu Jinyan breathed a sigh of relief, no wonder he had such a strange dream, it turned out that he was not crushed by An Anjiu's photo, but he was about to be crushed to death by An An.

作者有话要说：安安啾：哦，天哪。我今天是要临幸哪只鸽子？感谢在2020-08-1821:42:05~2020-08-1922:25:29期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 was trapped;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mines: Big Face Monster - 2 between the teeth; don't hack 1;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：寻找生活的意义20瓶；呦呦10瓶；这是名字6瓶；热衷找死、砂砂砂、windsky、日常表白大大呀5瓶；泽黎2瓶；南桃、劫安、焦糖啵啵赞奶茶、nini1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!