Dressed as a cannon fodder little fool

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The following content is written by the robot dog and has nothing to do with the author.

Hello everyone, I am a dog.

I used to insist that I was an intelligent creature beyond human intelligence, until one day I met An An.

He brought my IQ to the same level as his, and then used his rich experience to rub me on the ground.

The first time we met, I was defeated.

Since then, I have become his little brother.

The ability to keep going forward even in difficult situations is what our greatest writer in the field of intelligent robots said, that is, my humble self.

Today is the Qixi Festival. I woke up from a big bed of 24 square meters in the morning (slightly exaggerated, mainly for literary creation). The wind gently brushed my [-]K titanium alloy eyes. When I am happy, my eyes will open Small flowers, colorful and shining.

I am a mixed blood from eight countries, and I have a noble status. The parts in my body come from various countries.

Oh, I am afraid there is no one more noble than me in the world.

When I wake up in the morning, the maid will prepare a cup of motor oil for me, and across time and space, this cup of motor oil from abroad came to me.

After all, I am so noble, I would not enjoy the oil of Atlantis.

A good day starts with a glass of motor oil. My beautiful face makes everything pale in color. Usually I look out the window and lament that God is so unfair. He created me so perfect, but he didn't create me a perfect lover.

Just leave me alone in this world.

Maybe beauty is like this, lonely and fragile.

An'an usually gets up within an hour after I wake up, and he will go to brush his teeth, squinting his eyes and sleeping for a while while brushing his teeth.

An An is silly, but he is cute.

I like to follow behind him, but there are always some people who are a bit of an eyesore, such as Gu Jinyan.

In fact, I know that everything I have now was given to me by Gu Jinyan, he is a very rich man.

But what good is money?When I think he can't even get my heart, I feel that he is just a poor rich man.

The atmosphere between them is very strange recently. I am a very sensitive robot dog. Of course, I also have several unforgettable love affairs. According to my observation, Gu Jinyan is pursuing An An recently.

But An An didn't realize it at all, and of course I wouldn't remind him.

Today is very annoying, Gu Jinyan is dressed like a peacock, he is wearing a royal blue suit, it has to be said that it is very coquettish, but very eye-catching.

Even a picky person like me was attracted, and An An took a rest on the bed for a while after brushing her teeth and washing her face as if she hadn't woken up.

He doesn't have to go to school today because Teacher Yunqing approved his leave.

Gu Jinyan asked An An for the leave, because he said that An An knew too little, so every traditional festival he hoped that Teacher Yunqing would give the leave, and he wanted to make it up for the Ministry of Security, so that he could know the origin of these festivals.

I suspect that Teacher Yun Qing's brain is broken, he actually believed Gu Jinyan's clumsy excuse.

Oh, it's a pity that the Ching Ming Festival has already passed, I want to see how Gu Jinyan will live when it comes to the Ching Ming Festival.

Let's get off topic, let's continue talking about Gu Jinyan.

I saw him gently push open the door of Ann's room, with a smile on his face, he gently gave Ann a good morning kiss.

Oh, shameless.

An An was brought out for breakfast while he was still wearing red panda pajamas. Gu Jinyan made the breakfast himself. He tossed a lot of eggs early in the morning, and finally made the most perfect one.

The heart-shaped eggs look so special on the plate, but it adds an ambiguous atmosphere to this special day.

An An sat on the chair and twisted her buttocks, swallowed the egg in one gulp, and finally smashed her mouth, savoring the taste carefully, "It's salty."

When I saw Gu Jinyan almost couldn't keep his smile, he had the look of "I'm afraid you're not kidding me".

His expression looked very aggrieved. It turns out that the overlord will be aggrieved, and the aggrieved is so wild, it's terrible.

After seeing this scene, I secretly made up my mind that in the future, when looking for a partner, I must find a sweetheart.

Gu Jinyan stomped his feet in dissatisfaction, I am not exaggerating, I saw it, he complained like a child, "You ate that egg without looking at it carefully?"

An An burped, with milk still in his mouth, "What's the matter with the swelling, have the balls gone bad?"

Gu Jinyan smiled, I suddenly felt that it wasn't the eggs that had gone bad, it was Gu Jinyan who was about to go crazy.

Fortunately, this matter did not continue to entangle, Gu Jinyan calmed down and waved at An An again and again, he said, "It's nothing, it hasn't deteriorated. You can eat this, I made it specially for you, I made it myself. "

Ouch, with this tone, my father vomited.

Fortunately, An An saved me in the next second. This big straight man didn't feel anything at all, and said bluntly, "No wonder, An An said that today's food is not as good as before. Gege, don't cook in the future Alright, let Auntie come."

All the ambiguous atmosphere in the room disappeared, and the air was full of the fragrance of being single.

Grandpa is doing it again.

The battery is fully charged at the side, and I feel full of energy. When I open today's forum, it is full of posts by couples.

I tried to find some solace in it, but couldn't.

Qixi Festival came, and they all became manic.

Sexual desires have also become stronger, show affection to show affection, show off boyfriend to show off boyfriend.

Forget it, let them go crazy for the day.After all, every day is a festival for singles, and only for couples. I feel relieved when I think about it.

After eating, Gu Jinyan began to tell stories to An An again. An An seemed to be choking and hiccupping.

Gu Jinyan let him follow his back, I saw him quietly, quietly stretched his arms and put his arms behind An An, as if he was embracing him.

How cowardly, I, a person with rich experience in love, concluded that Gu Jinyan would not catch up with An An within three years.

Gu Jinyan began to tell An An the source of the Qixi Festival, which dates back a long, long time ago.

In the fairy world, there is a fairy bird named An Anjiu, and there is an ordinary bird named Gu Huige on the ground.

One day, the mischievous and lively An Anjiu suddenly wanted to come down to earth to play, so he went down to earth privately.

Gu Huige is a farm pigeon who needs to herd cattle every day.

Hearing this, I realized that there seemed to be something wrong. The source of this thing and Qixi Festival was a bit different.

Whose pigeons can herd cattle, isn't this an insult to people's IQ?

As soon as I finished complaining, I heard an exclamation, An An sat on the sofa with a sad face, "Gu Huige is so miserable, he can only survive by herding cattle every day."

I didn't even see it, but someone actually believed it.

Gu Jinyan nodded shamelessly, and continued to tell the story to An An, "Gu Huige was tired of herding cattle, and suddenly he saw a hot spring in front of him."

Bah, you think the hot spring is your own shower room, if you say so, you have it.

"Gu Huige is very tired after herding the cows for a day, he thought, then I'll take a hot bath to relieve fatigue."

The development of things has become more and more weird. Even if a river god pops up in the hot spring in the next second and asks him whether it is this golden bull or this silver bull, I will not be surprised.

"Gu Huige took off his gray feathers before going into the water again."

I was shivering in the corner, mother, it's still a horror story.

An An listened with gusto, and Gu Jinyan fooled shamelessly, "Gu Huige, who took off his feathers, turned into a handsome man."

When he was talking about this, he couldn't help but sat up a little bit, and even wiped his hair, just short of writing a few big words "I'm the most handsome" on his head.

An An was completely immersed in the story, and he couldn't help urging, "Then tender, then tender."

Gu Jinyan cleared his throat, "Gu Huige turned into a handsome man with eight-pack abs, and he walked into the water slowly. An Anjiu, who went down to play, just happened to find this hot spring, and he fell in love with Gu Huige at first sight An Anjiu thought: How can there be such a handsome man in the world, ah, I fell in love with him."

"An Anjiu picked up Gu Huige's feather. Gu Huige suddenly stood up from the water when he heard the movement, and the two of them met their eyes."

An An was very excited, "An Anjiu likes Gu Huige, so does Gu Huige like An Anjiu?"

Gu Jinyan nodded, "Of course, Gu Huige liked An Anjiu when An Anjiu was still in the sky, but Gu Huige couldn't fly to the sky."

The story is so crooked that it can't be more crooked, and I can accept whatever happens next.

Gu Jinyan is not telling a story here, it is clearly taking the opportunity of telling a story to analyze his own heart.

I look down on him, just say it directly if he is a man.

But Gu Jinyan was too cowardly, so it was difficult for him to come up with such a story.

An An was fascinated by what he heard, and he hugged the doll with a happy expression on his face, "Did An An Jiu end up with Gu Huige later?"

Gu Jinyan shook his head, An An let out a disappointed "Ah", "Just as An Anjiu and Gu Huige were confiding in each other, a thunderstorm fell from the sky, and the Queen Mother brought the thunder father and lightning mother down from the sky. She looked at Gu Huige and Gu Huige. An Anjiu said: You have reproductive isolation and you can't be together. An Anjiu was very sad, but he was taken away by the queen mother forcefully. Then it rained heavily, and the rain wet Gu Huige's feathers, and he would never become pigeon."

"An Anjiu and Gu Huige miss each other every day. Later, their friend Magpie found out about this and volunteered to build a magpie bridge on the seventh day of the seventh month for Gu Huige to climb up to the sky to meet An Anjiu."

An'an burst into tears, and I couldn't help showing the expression of a subway grandfather looking at his mobile phone. Do you believe this?

An An was so moved that she was about to cry, "Why can't magpies build a magpie bridge every day? Can An Anjiu and Gu Huige only meet once a year?"

Gu Jinyan nodded, "Yes, we can only see each other once a year, because Gu Huige is too poor. He needs to save money for a year to build a magpie bridge. Later, Magpie established the Twitter construction team to support Huabei WeChat Bank There are many payment methods by card, but Gu Huige can't afford a mobile phone, so he can only pay once a year."

An An's sympathy seemed to be too overflowing, I saw him pinching his small mobile phone with red eyes, "Ge Ge, let's donate to Gu Hui Ge."

Gu Jinyan rubbed his head and said nothing.

I couldn't see it. Is this the man in love?Gu Jinyan was so terrified that I had goosebumps.

Suddenly there was a ding-dong sound from my system, and someone responded to the friend post I posted on the forum.

Its online name is Gentle Wind, I think it must be a cute little guy.

I looked away from the two people on the sofa, and the gentle wind sent me a picture of the morning sky through the system.

It's a weird feeling, looking at this photo, I feel like I'm in love.

I have talked a lot with Gentle Wind, he feels different from all my exes, he is very talkative and knows a lot.

It seems that there are endless topics to talk about with it.

It is always very dignified, very polite inside and outside the words.

After a short conversation, I felt that I had fallen, and I thought that if love has a shape, it must be it.

I expressed my love to it, but it rejected me, it is so kind, and people who reject it are gentle and gentle.

I think I'm afraid I won't be able to forget it.

I plucked up the courage to ask for a photo of it for comfort, but with the sound of a ding dong, I cracked when I saw the photo.

gentle wind...

Isn't it the brother who was dropped by me at the beginning?

It said thank me very much, it is no longer bothering now, love is not worth mentioning to it.

It fell in love with literature, reading, and every little thing in life.

My love came and went, and even slapped me.

Sullen and depressed, I went back to the room listlessly, and An'an was going to go back to sleep again.

Before going to bed, he actually took the initiative to kiss Gu Jinyan on the forehead, and said, "I will definitely not let you become Gu Huige, and I will not leave you to go to heaven."

Gu Jinyan smiled happily, he succeeded.

I stared blankly at this scene, I looked so lonely in the mirror.

Oh, I get it.

I am a dog, a single dog who is fed dog food on Qixi Festival.