Dressed as a cannon fodder little fool

Assistant Bi found that the recent president was very abnormal. To be precise, it was abnormal for him to go to school from An'an.

He doesn't update fans anymore!As the only Dazhi in the group, Assistant Bi is very uncomfortable.

Not only is the president not enthusiastic about updates, but he also leaves early at work as soon as he can.

This was the fourth day that Assistant Bi had sneaked into the school with the president, and it was easy for them to sneak in after changing into casual clothes.

At this time, Gu Jinyan was watching a person furtively. Assistant Bi felt that he might have empathized with someone else, and felt very sad that his house had collapsed.Because it was not An An that Gu Jinyan secretly observed, but another boy.

Assistant Bi took a closer look. Although he is not gay, such a sunny and handsome boy must be the type they like.

Assistant Bi secretly spurned Gu Jinyan as a "scumbag", and shed tears silently for An An, of course he was in his heart, he still had his salary, so he couldn't make his dislike too obvious.

Gu Jinyan tugged Assistant Bi who was behind her...not tugging.

He suddenly turned around and saw that the other party was looking at him fiercely, Gu Jinyan felt dazzled, he blinked and Assistant Bi posted it eagerly, "What's the matter, Mr. Gu, is there anything I can do? "

This appearance does not seem to be fake, Gu Jinyan thought that his eyes were indeed dazzled.

Gu Jinyan kept looking at Assistant Bi. He had been his assistant for many years, and I hadn't looked at him properly for so many years.

His eyes... are quite big and energetic, and the partners praised him as a spirited young man.

The nose is straight, the lips are thin and the mouth is very playful. When speaking English, the mouth is squeaking.

It was perfect, Gu Jinyan looked at Assistant Bi and nodded in satisfaction.

Assistant Bi's back was dripping with cold sweat, what does this look mean?Mr. Gu wouldn't be so overwhelmed, right? Assistant Bi has read too many novels recently, and a clip of the domineering president's pretty secretary popped up in his mind, and then he shivered in fright.

don't want!He refuses!

This kind of plot can be put in a novel, but if it happened to him, he would be scared to death.

Fortunately, Gu Jinyan didn't think too hard about it. After looking at Assistant Bi for a while, he patted Assistant Bi's shoulder meaningfully. There was a bit of discussion in his tone, "I'll give you something?"

Assistant Bi was trembling. There must be nothing good in this situation, but he seemed unable to refuse.

"What?" He tremblingly opened his mouth to greet him with a difficult task. The task itself is not very difficult, but it is a bit difficult for him.

Mr. Gu asked him to pretend to be an admirer and deliver a bottle of water to the boy who played basketball.

Assistant Bi's eyes widened, "This won't work, I'm a straight man."

Gu Jinyan nodded, "Well, I was thinking of giving you a bonus, since that's the case..."

"What's wrong with a straight man, a straight man should be brave enough to challenge!" Assistant Bi changed his face faster than June Tian, ​​and saw him looking at Gu Jinyan with a serious face, and patted his chest very reliably, "This kind of trivial matter Just leave it to me."

Gu Jinyan really smiled when he saw his death-defying look, "I'm not asking you to do anything to him, it's just that this guy...he's too close to An An, I want you to try him."

Assistant Bi suddenly realized that he is not a scumbag, isn't this just jealousy?

I also follow others, saying that I regard An An as my younger brother, but that's not the case in my heart.

Assistant Bi felt that his task was arduous. As a veteran artist who has been professionally practicing cp for 300 years, Assistant Bi knew the routines well.Anyway, he is also a master of writing.

Assistant Bi first went to buy a bottle of water and some snacks along the way. The cashier in the small store is a student, who should be a part-time student.

Assistant Bi asked seemingly casually, "Who is that boy playing basketball?"

The classmate at the cash register paused, and he looked at Assistant Bi suspiciously, "Aren't you from this school?"

Assistant Bi said brazenly, "Freshman, I don't know much about it."

Although he has graduated for many years, he doesn't look old at all, saying that he is a college student has no sense of disobedience.On weekdays, wearing suits and leather shoes by Gu Jinyan's side, with the blessing of Mr. Gu's aura, no one thought he was young and unreliable.Because of his ability, everyone ignored his age, and now that he changed his attire, the atmosphere in the workplace disappeared.

He said that he was a freshman, and the other party didn't have any doubts, just nodded knowingly, "Oh, then you should be a top student, the kind who doesn't listen to things outside the window and only reads sage books."

Assistant Bi could only respond with a smile. It seems that this boy is quite famous.

"Brother Mian is playing basketball, Cui Mian, the grassroots of our school. By the way, you are 78 yuan and five."

Assistant Bi showed his payment code, and after thanking the cashier, he stepped out of the store and took a deep breath.

He made psychological hints to himself, don't be nervous, and stabilize your mind.

The boy named Cui Mian was replaced, he seemed to be leaving after packing up his things, Assistant Bi felt nervous, wait, he hasn't finished the task yet.

When people are nervous, they are prone to make mistakes. Assistant Bi twisted the bottle cap while walking.

He thought so, helping the other party unscrew the bottle cap before delivering the water showed his care, and added some small details to his personality.

It's just that he walked in a hurry, with two minds, twisting the bottle cap in his hand and walking non-stop. There was a raised stone in front of him. Assistant Bi didn't notice for a moment, tripped and rushed forward.

The bottle cap in his hand fell off, and a bottle of water accidentally spilled on Cui Mian's pants.

Assistant Bi was lying on the ground in embarrassment, and he hadn't forgotten his lines. He raised his head with difficulty and forced a smile, "Cui Mian, I have admired you for a long time, are you thirsty..."

After Assistant Bi finished speaking, he saw his wet pants. It seemed that something went wrong. His water just splashed in an indescribable place, which looked like he had peed.

It is estimated that Cui Mian is not very comfortable now, I saw him looking at his pants in surprise, and all the players on the court stopped playing basketball.

Cui Mian's popularity is really good. The two teams that were playing came together and surrounded him, "Brother Mian, are you okay?"

"Who messed up the situation, let's see if the brothers don't deal with him!"

Cui Mian felt that his underwear seemed to be wet, he shook his head and looked at the culprit.Assistant Bi was still lying on the ground, Cui Mian shook his head, "It's okay, you guys continue. It's just that I accidentally spilled water."

Hearing what he said, everyone was relieved. A skinny boy whistled, with a hint of ridicule in his tone, "Brother Mian's lower body has been in a lot of trouble recently. Sometimes people stared at his butt, and sometimes people I watered the bird. I can't keep it from front to back."

Assistant Bi has already got up on his own. Hearing their teasing, Assistant Bi felt his face was hot. Just now when he fell down, he subconsciously went to look for Gu Jinyan. It was chilling that Mr. Gu had disappeared!

It must be because he was afraid that he would expose him, bah, profiteer.

Assistant Bi didn't realize that he had changed from a social animal who followed Mr. Gu's lead to a wild boy who slandered Mr. Gu for nothing.In fact, it's not that he really dislikes it, it's that he subconsciously feels that Mr. Gu is different from before and is more popular.

The team members came together and dispersed, everyone saw that there was no trouble here and there was nothing to help, so they continued to play basketball.

Assistant Bi met Cui Mian's eyes in embarrassment. He subconsciously dug into his pocket, trying to find some tissue, but he didn't have any tissue in his changed clothes today.

He smiled awkwardly, "Why don't you squeeze?"

It's still dripping, so it might be noticeable to walk back.

Cui Mian didn't move, just stood there as if waiting for it to dry naturally.

But so much water, how could it be dry in a short while, he was asking his roommate for help with his mobile phone.

First of all, you can't find An An, and you can't let An An see your current embarrassment.

Secondly, you can't look for Su Wen, An An will most likely follow Su Wen when Su Wen comes, no way!

The only remaining choice was Zhao Ping, and Cui Mian hurriedly sent a message to Zhao Ping.

Cui Mian: Brother, are you here?Help me get a pair of pants from the closet to the basketball court.

Su Wen kept entertaining guests, and Zhao Ping finally had diarrhea after drinking iced milk tea for four days. He was sitting on the toilet to meet his physical needs.

Su Wen called him at the top of his voice, "Someone from Zhao Ping sent you a message."

Zhao Ping was tearing up paper and playing. He forgot to take his mobile phone in when he went to the toilet.

Su Wen just finished calling the other party to send a few more messages. When the screen lit up, Su Wen found that it was Cui Mian's message, "Zhao Ping, it's Cui Mian's message, and he has sent several messages!"

Zhao Ping squatted on the toilet and shouted, "Help me see, the password is 9911. What's the matter with Cui Mian?"

Su Wen turned on the phone and found that Cui Mian wanted pants?

Weird.

As soon as he told Zhao Ping, Zhao Ping was also quite at a loss, "Could it be that you are sweating and want to change your pants?"

"Su Wen, then you tell Cui Mian that I'll go give him his pants after pulling his papa."

Su Wen put his hand on his forehead, but he couldn't say that, "You can take your papa at ease, I'll take it."

Zhao Ping clasped his fists in the toilet, "Good brother."

Cui Mian's cupboard was not locked. They usually locked the cupboard after they went to class, and it was left wide open when there were people in the dormitory.Su Wen randomly found a pair of pants and held them in his hand. He took two steps towards the door and then backed away, "An'an, do you want to go out?"

"Yes!" An An found that he had run out of milk, and he had to replenish the stock.

The two of them were like two elementary school chickens, each of them walked out holding a trouser leg, and Cui Mian's trousers were pulled by them like a rope.

An An excitedly went downstairs with the joy of being about to drink milk, and then he saw the sneaky figure in the green belt, and he shouted excitedly, "It's Pigeon!"

Su Wen took a closer look and saw a familiar figure from the back. He retorted subconsciously, "Where, that must be a classmate who is working and studying to pick up garbage in the green land."

Classmate Gu, who was picking up garbage, scratched his calf bitten by mosquitoes and turned around. An An ran over excitedly, "Gege, why are you here? Are you here to accompany An An to school?"

This... is hard to explain.

Gu Jinyan decided to change the subject. He looked at the black shorts in Su Wen's hand and raised his eyebrows, pretending to be ignorant, "Are you going to take a shower?"

"Ah?" Su Wen shook his head, "I'm going to deliver pants to my roommate."

Gu Jinyan coughed lightly, and said vaguely on purpose, "I'm here for a private matter."

Su Wen's face is full of admiration, he has already started to make up his mind, Gu Ge has business talks with the school.Brother Gu is amazing.

"I happen to be going to the basketball court too, let's go together."

As soon as Su Wen saw Gu Jinyan's mind, he lost his mind, An An scratched his head in doubt, "An An didn't say that we were going to the basketball court, Gege, how did you know we were going to the basketball court."

Um?Out here?

Gu Jinyan never expected that it would be the little fool who raised the question first, he coughed awkwardly, trying to get away with it, "Su Wen said just now, you are going to the basketball court."

Su Wen laughed twice, "Really? I don't remember what I just said. Let's go then."

Along the way, An'an kept introducing Gu Jinyan to various places in the school. Gu Jinyan listened carefully, even though his lurking in the past few days had made him know the campus like the back of his hand.

Cui Mian and Assistant Bi stared wide-eyed and waited for the person to arrive. When Gu Jinyan was about to pass by, he sent Assistant Bi a message to flash.

So Cui Mian watched helplessly as the person who said something about him just now ran away like a rabbit.

When he was wondering, he heard someone calling himself, Su Wen, a careless person, was raising his pants to say hello.Cui Mian's heart tightened, Gan!How is it him!

Ann is also here.

He put his legs together awkwardly, his hands hanging down and crossed in front of him.

Seeing Cui Mian like this, Gu Jinyan laughed happily.

An An looked at Cui Mian suspiciously and then at the water under his feet, and then let out a long sigh, "You are such a big man, why are you still peeing your pants?"

The author has something to say: Cui Mian: I did not!No pee! ! !I was framed.

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Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Qinghan Lengyou; 1 bottle of Wenning's Meow Meow;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!