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Although Dazai didn't want to admit it, the evidence was right in front of him, and he had to admit that the 12-year-old boy in front of him was his son from a parallel world.

"When the space-time key can be used again, I can return to my own world. The time is not certain, it may take about a month, or you can help me find where my mother is in this world. There is a grandfather left behind by my mother." I can use her key to go back. Before that, Dad, you have to take on the responsibility of raising your own son, and my card cannot be used in this world."

Dazai: "..."

Dazai refused in his heart, he couldn't support himself, and he didn't want to raise such a big son!This is his own responsibility in the parallel world, not his!

"I'll go to the toilet to calm down." Dazai said very calmly after a moment of silence, and then...

He ran away.

Nakajima Atsushi and Xiuya waited for a long time but they didn't wait for him to come back. Both of them knew Dazai better, so they immediately understood that he had run away.

It's a pity that the monk can't run away from the temple if he can run away.

"Well, Xiuya, let's go back to the detective agency first, Mr. Dazai may have something urgent to leave first." Nakajima Atsushi explained to Dazai awkwardly, anyway, now that we know that Xiuya is the child of Mr. Dazai from the parallel world , then they cannot let it go.

"Okay, Uncle Nakajima, you don't need to explain to the bastard father, I know he must have slipped away." Xiuya said as usual, knowing a father is like a son.

Atsushi Nakajima: "..." As expected of Mr. Dazai's child.

……

In the detective agency, everyone accepted the fact that Xiuya is the future child of Dazai from the parallel world. Although it was a bit of a mouthful, everyone still sorted out this relationship.

After confirming the truth, everyone started to be curious about Xiuya again. After all, it was really unbelievable that the Dazai in the parallel world was able to get married and have a child.

"Xiu Ya, what kind of person is your mother?" Yosano Akiko asked curiously.

"Mom, she is the most beautiful, cutest and most perfect person in the world! Everyone loves her, whether it is the port mafia, the supernatural secret service, or everyone in the detective agency." Xiuya said with bright eyes , their family of four, from grandpa, to father, to him, the most important person in their life is Yuxiko, "The bastard father is not worthy at all, and I don't know how he tricked my mother back then, really A good cabbage was shot by a pig!"

Everyone: "..." Are you serious about your father?

The boy's expression was too distressed, which showed that he really disliked his father.

"That guy Dazai is really unimaginable." Kunikida Doppo also had an unbelievable expression on his face, "In short, since you are Dazai's child, you can stay at the detective agency with peace of mind for the time being. Don't worry, we will definitely let Dazai That guy is responsible."

"Okay, thank you, Uncle Kunikida." Xiuya said with a bright smile.

Who doesn't like a good-looking, sensible and polite boy, not to mention that Xiuya is really good at pretending to be cute, so as to get the love of adults.To be honest, he still learned from Dazai, what Dazai looked like when he was pretending to be good in front of Yukiko, he learned how to behave in front of adults, and it was really easy to please people.

……

Dazai, who had doubted his life outside for a day, went back to the dormitory honestly at night, and saw the light on in the living room from afar, and knew without thinking that it must be that the cheap son was sent by his companions from the detective agency.

Ugh……

He sighed deeply, and felt that his Mercury was probably retrograde recently, how could this kind of thing happen to him.After all, the one who should come has already come, and there is no escape, he can only accept the status quo, anyway, it will only be a period of time, when the time comes, the little brat will go back and forth.

Dazai walked into his dormitory room with heavy steps.

In the living room, Xiuya was also sitting on the sofa doubting his life. He knew that his father had no money, and a month’s salary was not enough for them to go out for a good meal. The whole family was supported by his mother, but he didn’t know that his father would Poor like this!

This so-called dormitory is not as big as the bathroom at home!

He has researched it for a while. There is only one bedroom here. Is he going to sleep with the bastard father during this period of time!Ahh, don't!It's scary to think about it!

The door was opened, and Dazai and Xiuya looked at each other with disgust.

The father and son finally sat together on the sofa reluctantly and had a weird family meeting. The core content of the meeting was who slept on the sofa. Yes, Dazai didn’t want to sleep with the cheap son.

"This is my dormitory, of course you sleep on the sofa and I sleep on the bed."

"I'm your son. How can a father sleep on the bed by himself and let his son sleep on the sofa?"

"Correct me, you are the son of Osamu Dazai from the parallel world, not mine."

"That's your son too."

"I am not, I am not, don't talk nonsense."

"That's right, the father in this world is also in such a miserable state that he couldn't even find his mother, huh~"

"I suspect you are attacking personally, brat!"

"Originally, look at this residence. The toilets at home are bigger than here, and they are so poor. You didn't go to find your mother earlier. When your mother is cheated away by others, let's see what you do!"

"My goal in life is to find a beautiful young lady to die in love with, not to get married, and not to give birth to an annoying brat like you!"

"Then you are still cheating on mom. Grandpa said it. You are shameless cheating mom by cheating on you."

"I didn't, that's Osamu Dazai from the parallel world, not me!"

"That's because you haven't met your mother yet. Your mother is super beautiful, rich, and cute. If you meet her, you will definitely try to abduct her shamelessly."

The father and son began to quarrel with each other like children, and the quarrel became louder, until the neighbor next door couldn't stand it and yelled to keep quiet, and the two quickly fell silent.

The atmosphere fell into a stalemate, Dazai looked at the angry Xiuya, and suddenly burst out laughing.

Xiuya immediately understood that the bastard father did it on purpose, just to make himself angry, and he himself didn't care about the problems just now at all.

Xiuya: Damn it, the father in this world hates it too!

"Okay, okay, I'm actually quite curious. I'm actually married in the parallel world. It's a bit unimaginable." Dazai stopped deliberately teasing Xiuya, and leaned lazily on the sofa. His eyes calmly stared at the ceiling for a while.

"Not only are you married, but you're also clinging to your mother all day long, and you know how to rob me of your mother all day long." Xiuya said dissatisfied.

"Tell me, what's going on in that world?" Dazai became interested.

"Mom is a cadre of the port mafia. Dad, you used to be the same. You two met at that time." Xiuya still knows about her parents.

"Huh? Is your mother very powerful?" Dazai was a little curious, and the image that came to mind was a powerful woman similar to Koyo Ozaki.

"No, mom is very weak. Of course a beautiful girl like her just needs to be protected." Seeing Dazai's expression, Xiuya knew that the other party had misunderstood. Law can be regarded as a supernatural ability, this supernatural ability will make my mother doomed to be rich for the rest of her life, anyway, my mother is very rich, and she gives you millions of pocket money every day."

Dazai: "..." A few million, he heard right.

"I suspect, Dad, that you shamelessly cheated on Mom because you took a fancy to Mom's money." Xiu Yali guessed confidently.

"I don't think I'm such a person..." Dazai retorted somewhat uncertainly.

"Anyway, you bastard dad later defected and went to the Armed Detective Agency, and then Mom met you again in the summer vacation after graduating from high school. I don't know exactly what happened. Anyway, when Mom was a freshman, you Tricked mom away, grandpa said."

"Anyway, I'm also a father, why are you cheating one by one." Dazai complained speechlessly.

"Isn't it? Dad, you have to be a little self-aware. Mom is so good. If you don't cheat or lie, how can you get married!" Xiuya asked back as a matter of course, "Oh, I almost forgot, you haven't seen your mother in this world yet. Yes, you wait."

As Xiuya spoke, he began to search in his small space, and finally found a family photo, but the location of Dazai was deducted from the photo.

"This is my mother! Isn't she beautiful!" Xiuya proudly showed off.

Dazai: "..." The circle that was deducted could not be me!

Dazai looked at the photo carefully, the blue-haired girl in the photo is indeed amazingly beautiful, with a pair of azure blue cat eyes sparkling, from the perspective of beauty alone, it is not an exaggeration for Xiuya to say that her mother is super beautiful It's just that she looks so young, and Xiuya in the photo is already seven or eight years old.

"How old is your mother?" Dazai asked curiously.

"Mom should be 28 years old this year." Xiuya did the math, yes, she is 28 years old.

"28?" Dazai was stunned, Xiuya is 12 years old this year, so the girl in the photo gave birth to Xiuya at the age of 16, that's impossible!No matter what he said, he couldn't possibly be such a beast!And the logic is not correct, it is clearly said that he caught up with him in his freshman year... Wait, if the other party is a genius and went to college at a young age, it also makes sense... No, no, no, no matter how you think about it, he doesn't Possibly such a beast!

"I followed my grandfather to a different world for a few years, and time flows faster there, so I'm only 12 years old." Xiuya added.

Dazai breathed a sigh of relief, he said that he would not be such a beast.

After talking for a while, Dazai has a certain understanding of that parallel world, although he still doesn't quite understand why he likes a squeamish young lady in the parallel world.

"Okay, you go to sleep." Dazai stretched out his lazy face, pointed to the room and signaled Xiuya to go to bed quickly, "Children will not grow tall if they don't sleep so late, be careful to become a dwarf winter melon."

"Impossible, I look so much like you, and my height must also be like you." Xiuya didn't worry about this problem at all, and retorted reflexively, and then suddenly realized that Dazai was letting him sleep in the room.

Well, asshole dads are not so assholes sometimes.

The author has something to say: Xiuya is Yuxizi's brainless braggart, and Zai is a father-son relationship that loves and kills each other, hahaha

ps: Thanks to Mengzhen Hongxiu, Yi, and Kuisu cuties for their nutrient solution, yum!