[Comprehensive] I'm thinking about quitting the club every day

More than a month has passed in a flash. Seeing that the birthdays of my two precious daughters are approaching, I can't help but start to go bald again.

what?

Shouldn't I be participating in some proxy war in Japan on the other side of the ocean right now?

Pooh.

I would not participate in this kind of game that is problematic at first glance. There must be a way before the car reaches the mountain, not to mention the old monster Li Baoen, it is impossible to use the same move on him a second time.

My biggest problem now is the birthday party of my two precious daughters, and they both invite classmates to attend.

"If you want to invite your classmates to participate, what kind of cake should you prepare to make the two of them face?" I gnawed on my thumbnail and fell into a panic that was rare in decades, "Mom, I don't know their classmates' hobbies. Ah, as expected, I should go and investigate the family information, hobbies and habits of my classmates first..."

"Please stop this kind of behavior that will be applied for a deportation protection order." Jotaro sighed with a headache, "Just prepare something for them, children are easy to fool."

This guy actually said something like "children are easy to fool"!It's not easy for children to be fooled. Anything that is easy to fool is an adult's delusion!

"Just take them to the aquarium, and then have a garden party." Jotaro continued to throw out that old and rustic solution.

"No, in this case our daughter will be ridiculed by her classmates as an 'old-fashioned girl'!" I said.

"Then... the playground?"

"...Jotaro, are you born in the 70s?" I looked at him expressionlessly.

"... I remember you are older than me?" He turned his head and stabbed.

Heartbroken my dear husband! ?

I thought for a while, "Why don't you call everyone you can?"

"...Do you want to scare the kids?" Jotaro disapproved, "If it's Koichi and Josuke, it's okay, how many normal people are there?"

"It's as if there are normal people on your side! It's impossible to call Abdel back, and let Polnareff jump through the fire hoops by the way!" I complained.

"...I don't think it's right for you to do this." Jotaro complained to me from the bottom of his heart, "But it's true that I haven't seen the two of them for a long time... and Kakyoin too..."

"Isn't Kakyoin still studying at Yale? You two are in the United States and say that you haven't seen each other for a long time. Who are you lying to?" I casually added two strokes in his notebook, "Okay, I'll order the invitation letter now ,If you want the high-end atmosphere and grade, you can tell that it is used by children of rich people... If the venue is not in the place where you live now, then put it there—”

"..." Jotaro sighed, "I haven't been to 'there' for a long time, do you hire someone to clean it regularly?"

"Didn't you just go there during the summer vacation?" I turned my head and added something to my notebook, "I also want fresh bluefin tuna for sushi... Well, I caught it myself..." In Florida, can Those who catch bluefin tuna with their own hands are regarded as warriors and heroes. In this way, Xu Lun and Irene can hold out their small chests and say to their classmates, "My mother is a warrior who fished bluefin tuna alone."

Excited just thinking about it.

Jotaro: "Why don't you care so much about me?"

...What's with this sour smell? Also, I bought a villa just because of you!You actually said that I don't care about you!Jotaro, you are too forgetful!

Oh, the "there" I said is actually my forest house, where I go to escape the summer during the summer vacation.

"Nonsense, what kind of birthday is the old man Ben San?" I poked his chest muscles, and then clapped my hands, "By the way, I also make the cake myself..."

"Calm down for me first." Jotaro pressed my head, "You first sort out the people who will come to the birthday party." He looked down at me very seriously, "If possible, I will not I really hope your cousin will come..."

Ah, I get it, if Tsunaji comes, all his friends will come, and then my daughter's birthday party will turn into a weird gangster party.

but……

"You have to ask your daughters about this, they seem to like their little cousin quite a bit." I said.

Jotaro: "...you don't want to blame others when you encounter such offending things?"

"What are you talking about? Didn't you suggest it yourself?"

...In the end, of course, Jotaro was completely defeated.

"You want a little cousin!"

"That's right! I want to play with my little cousin!"

This is a soul cry from my two precious daughters.

So, of course, the invitation was sent to my cousin on the other side of the ocean.It is said that they just ended the proxy war - I don't care how the war ended, what I care about is... This guy not only came, but also brought a lot of people.

Forget about his guardian.

Forget about his crush and his crush.

So does his mother.

Forget about his teacher and senior brother, after all, Li Baoen and I have a good relationship.

"Why is he here?" I pointed to Prynne who put marshmallows on my cake.

"Because Gangji-jun and I are good friends." Bai Lanjiesuo, with a very thick skin, not only came by himself, but also brought his real friends from the future to have a meal together.

"Oh... this tuna is the best tuna, three months' salary in one bite..." Kikyo sighed while eating (the tuna I caught with my own hands), "Boss is so generous."

I am your boss!

No, I'm not his boss now.

Forget it, it's all the same.

"Cake, cake~" Lan Bo and Yiping chased after each other.

Well, I can ignore Bai Lan, and I can ignore the Simon family.

"Why did Sawada Iemitsu dare to come here with the cheek!?" I pointed and carried it, and a bearded man who rushed to repair a nearby circuit messed up the party and shouted, "Only you! Get out of here! Don't eat my fish! Don't eat it My cake! Put down your Libyan ham!"

"Hahaha, Hanako, don't be so stingy, I'm your cousin—"

"I don't have a cousin like you—"

"Ah, ah, the relationship is really good." Aunt Nana said so.

——Obviously not good at all!

"First... Well, the relationship between the captain and Mrs. Hanako is actually very good." Buccarati smiled while holding a plate beside him, and took a sushi roll on the plate of sushi that Mista scratched his head and dared not to touch—the reason Without him, there were four sushi rolls on that plate of sushi.

"Ah, it's 3Q, Bugarati." Mista felt relieved, and happily ate the remaining three.

Polnareff put his hand on his chin, and stared at Giorno seriously for a long time, "Why do I think he looks familiar..."

"It's an illusion." Abdel put some old dog food for Izzy on the side - he is old and hasn't been very happy to move in the past few years, even if he goes for a walk, Ace will hold him.

"This Margherita pizza is super authentic, Fuge!" Nalanga sighed while eating a piece of pizza, "It's the taste of my hometown."

"..." Fugo held the fork, looked up at the sky at a 45° angle, and then silently moved a little away from Apache with a stinky face.

Oh, just now, Apaki was covered in leather cake by Lanbo who ran over, but although the other party was a brat, he was the guardian of the tenth generation of thunder, and he was not very aggressive.

Next to him was poking Liudaokuku of his "disciple into the house" with a fork, and he seemed about to be pissed to death by his disciple who put a pineapple on his head.

——My daughter's classmates, in the middle of a group of strange mafia, messy in the wind.

To sum up the current situation in one sentence: the chaos visible to the naked eye.

Finally, after Rambo threw the cake over his head for the second time, Apache broke out.

He picked up the cake on one side and threw it towards Lanbo, but Lanbo dodged ex, sprinted and flashed, and the cake smashed Giorno's face who was chatting with Bucciarati.

Giorno: ...

Probably because of the long-standing grievances, Giorno immediately counterattacked without hesitation. The golden double grabbed a handful of cream and spilled it, hitting xanxus who was eating beef tenderloin indiscriminately—wait, when was he here? ?

Xanxus was furious on the spot, grabbed the cake plate next to him and threw it out, slapping Skuvalo on the head.

then.

The scene was out of control.

Scowaro roared and opened the box to call out the Rainstorm Shark. With his sword skills, he rushed to usurp the throne and kill the lord.

"Oh! Here we come! Cake battle!" Yamamoto was gearing up, and joined the battle with Ryohei Sasakawa, who was also weak. Yamamoto's cake hit Mamon, and Sasakawa's cake hit Nalanga. Nalanga was super excited After slapping Fuge on the face, Fuge was furious on the spot and joined the battle.

But his head was as bad as his substitute, the cake was directly pasted on Kishibe Rohan's drawing, and the manga artist smashed his pen, taking the opportunity to smash the cream on the head of Jousuke who was discussing hair care with Kusakabe, Jousuke's plane Cream is all over the head - I said you did it on purpose!I saw you did it on purpose!

"Kishibe Rohan!!!!!!" Jousuke lost his mind on the spot, and the cake thrower turned into Crazy Diamond, because of that powerful force, the cream flew farther, running towards Bai Lan and Tsuna Yoshi.

Guardians of both sides, join the battle jpg

...No, I have prepared so many cakes for this purpose.

At the whole party, the cake and the box of weapons flew together, and the stand-in danced with the cream.

On closer inspection, it seems that my daughter's classmates have also started smashing cakes at each other.

If there is anyone who stands still in the rain of cakes, like a statue, it is the father of the two little birthday stars.

Oh...he seems to be looking enviously at Bagir's rain dolphin.

I thought about it, picked up the whole big cake on one side, and pasted it on his face.

Look at the dolphins!Hey, my face is covered with cakes!

It went on like this for about an afternoon, and everyone was lying on the lawn panting with cream on their heads and faces—oh, except for Kishibe Rohan, who was beaten up and is now being dragged away by Giorno to give first aid .

"This is the funnest birthday I've ever had!" Xu Lun shouted.

"Can we continue next year!" Erin asked me.

I smiled awkwardly but politely.

No, not next year.

My heart can't take it.

Jotaro, with his head and face covered in cream, wiped off the cake on his face with his hand, and looked at me with a dark expression.

look at.

He showed a meaningful smile.

Oh.

shit

dying.

——End——

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It's over, it's extra time next.

I will open a separate volume of Fanwai and write about 6 chapters of Fanwai

It is tentatively scheduled to be the episode of Huajun x Chengzi, the episode of the Parallel World Hanako Conference, etc. [Thanks to the little angel who voted for the overlord or irrigated the nutrient solution for me~

Thanks to the little angel who cast [mine]: the big bean is 1 lentil bean;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

Soy beans are 30 bottles of lentils; 5 bottles of Ayan;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!