Not everyone has the opportunity to have a meeting with themselves in the parallel world.

Dakonghua: ... So what is the situation now.

Doctor Hua: I seem to see the whole room full of myself.

"John" (holding up a glass of wine with grape juice in his hand): Nice to meet you.

The other self, who was pretending to be holding a sugar stick in his mouth and wearing rimless glasses, moved a little to the side silently, as if he was very unwilling to sit with "John", and noticed that when the other two "selves" were looking at him, She took down the sugar stick: "I'm a detective."

Daisora ​​Flower & Doctor Flower: ... Armed Detective Agency?

Detective Flower: I run my own detective agency, and I refuse to cooperate with any detective whose personality coincides with mine.

The other woman, who is wearing glasses and ol' attire, is a very strong woman of the Bone Spirit family, adjusted her glasses, and said, "It seems that I am the only one who is the boss of the company."

Dakonghua: The CEO of which company?Why are you still not bald when you are the president?

Boss Hua: ...What, you also...? (hesitant to speak)

Doctor Hua: ... (decided to look away) There seems to be someone younger than us here.

Her eyes turned to one side, a girl in a JK outfit, who raised her head and scratched the back of her head in embarrassment, "Well, I'm still in high school..."

Dakonghua: ...in Italy?

jk flower: yes, in italy.

Da Konghua: ...you don't intend to go back and inherit Peng Lie obediently after finishing the book, right?

jk flower: Ha, ha ha. (Repeat expression) To be honest, I'm thinking about running away from home now.

Dakonghua: Come on. (thumb)

Doctor Hua (looks around): It's really strange. Logically speaking, there are three thousand parallel worlds. It doesn't make sense that there are only a few of us.

Dakonghua: Probably because the singles didn’t come.

Detective Flower: ...then why is she here.

"John" (with a meaningful smile): Probably because I was the only single dog strangled to death by someone's husband here.

Dakonghua: ...

Doctor Hua: ...

(This guy is here for the newspaper.)

Dakonghua & Doctor Hua (throwing John out together): Well, there should be no one else.

(Hiding behind the sofa, the only male Huajun sitting there: ...women are so scary.)

Dakonghua: It feels like we have nothing to talk about together. After all, although there are differences in occupations and personalities, we are actually ourselves in the parallel world.

Doctor Hua: ...Well, and your husband and I are the same person in the parallel world.

Dakonghua: ... Speaking of this, I just want to say, why is he chasing you in your world, I am so sour!

Doctor Hua: I'm just going to say it!Why in your world is you chasing him, and chasing him so miserably!And yours is simply a fraudulent marriage!

Dakonghua: I didn't!I'm not!I just like to dress purely, I didn't cheat on the marriage!If it's you, you're being chased back to an ostrich, if it were me, I'd just... oh.Forget it, don't go up.

Doctor Hua: ...you also...

Dakonghua: ...haha. (Full forehead) Although Jotaro always likes to punish me after marriage, but my twin daughters are cute!

Doctor Hua: Xu Lun is really cute.But then again, if our two husbands are the same person in a parallel world... what about you?

Detective Hua (takes down the sugar stick): I only have a boyfriend at the moment.

Dakonghua: Who is it?Don't tell me it's from the Armed Detective Agency or the Harbor Mafia... ugly refusal.Ango can't do it either, aesthetically he can't make it.

Detective Hana: (Gives a meaningful glance) Mori Ogai.

Dakonghua:? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Detective Flower: ... just kidding.

Doctor Hua: Then... is your boyfriend someone we know?

Detective Hua: I know her, and I'm still very familiar.

Dakonghua: ...It won't be what I thought.

Doctor Hua: I seem to have guessed who it is.

Detective Hua: Well, at that time, I was commissioned to go to Egypt to investigate the disappearance of female tourists. Anyway, you can probably guess something—by the way, that vampire named Dio is too aesthetically pleasing. Aesthetic guy—ah, I forgot he wasn't human, but that's what it was anyway.

Dakonghua: Seriously, in the three thousand parallel worlds, it is rare to have three of you who are not single but planted in the same person, isn't it a bit...?

(Mr. Hua, who was still hiding behind the sofa, complained: Actually, it was four. Including the one who was strangled, it was actually five.)

Doctor Hua: I refuse to think about this problem, otherwise it will feel like the malice of the big world.

Ozora: What's wrong with Jotaro, isn't he super nice, full of sexual tension, handsome and sexy.

Doctor Hua: ... Are you really in love? !

Dakonghua: I'm just being true to my own desires.Ah, actually, I'm a little dissatisfied with his habit of punishing me...

Doctor Hua: You said you were sanctioned. In fact, most of the time it was you who caused trouble on your own.

Dakonghua: Damn it, why do I feel so painful when I complain about myself!Having said that, how do you get along with Jotaro (see Detective Hana)?

Detective Flower: That's it, what else can I do?I don’t like playing tricks (Da Konghua got an arrow in his knee), and I’m not an ostrich (the doctor got an arrow in his knee). I’m probably the one with the coldest way of getting along among the three of us. After all, I also have a job?

Dakonghua: Ah.Speaking of which, how about the two of you?Especially when you become the president—it’s impossible to be Jotaro again, right? !

President Hua (pushing glasses): I'm divorced.

Dakonghua: ...

Doctor Hua: ...

Detective Flower: ...

(Could it still be Jotaro?! His words. Divorce seems to be...)

President Hua: My ex-husband's name is Yoshikage Kira.

Dakonghua & Doctor Hua: Puff—————————————

Detective Flower: ... 48 people beheaded the perverted lover, mad demon Kira Yoshikage?

President Hua (glancing at the detective flower next to him): I don't know what he did in your world.But in my world, if he kills someone, I will definitely know.

Dakonghua: ...I am very complicated now.

Doctor Hua: I seem to know the reason for the divorce.

President Hua (sighed deeply): He is in the university next door to me. He is older than me. He chased me when he joined the job. I think he is quite suitable to be a house husband. He is also low-key and calm. It was quite suitable to be a husband and agreed to his proposal. (gritting teeth) But, after less than three years of marriage, I couldn't bear to divorce him. It wasn't that he cheated, he was absolutely devoted to me, but I really couldn't bear it——I couldn't stand him licking my hand all the time .I also made a room of hand models, and touched them one by one after get off work every day.You said, does this kind of man stay clear without getting a divorce?

Detective Hua: ...I think if he starts killing people, the source of stimulation is definitely because you divorced him.

President Hua: I can see it!He doesn't love me at all!He just loves my hands!Wait until I go back and check it out. If he really killed someone, I'll kill his relatives and send him straight to prison!

(Hua Jun: ...This is public revenge.)

Dakonghua: Ah, I almost forgot, there is a little girl here. If the little girl is, she must not be married yet, so do you have a boyfriend?

jk flower (somewhat embarrassed): I can't say yes, and I can't say no... It just feels... a little... so what...

Doctor Hua (with a sense of foreboding): You won't...

jk flower (sorry): There are a lot of people chasing me, but I think at this stage, I still focus on studying, supplemented by running away from home?

Dakonghua: ... This person created the Shura field!

Doctor Hua: ...you wait first, wait first, tell me first, how many people are chasing you, less than 3 can handle it...

jk flower (raises fingers): My situation is a little bit complicated...

Da Konghua (watching helplessly as one hand was not enough and she had to add another): What on earth did you do.

jk Hua (with an innocent face): Running away from home.

Doctor Hua: Have you run away to the Cowherd's shop?

jk flower: ... It's not a cowboy's shop, it's [enthusiasm].

Daikonka: Let me guess... Bugarati?

jk Hua (seconds back): I treat him as my dear old nanny, who will provide three meals and lodging when I run away from home.

Bugarati!When will your habit of picking up stray cats and dogs change?

Dakonghua: ... Giorno?

Doctor Hua: ... (It's over, I can't look directly at Giorno when I go back)

Detective Hua: ... the son of dio?

jk Hua (serious face): We are the revolutionary friendship of the "Parents Are Harms Mutual Aid Association".

Da Konghua: ...Although father is unreliable, he is not a disaster.

JK Hua: Bah, how can a stinking father who guesses his daughter and sells his daughter to the gangsters to work as a coolie not be a scourge!

Dakonghua: ...You are so reasonable that I can't refute it.Wait, no, there's - xan, xanxus?

jk flower: Tsundere popsicles are not my thing.

Dakonghua: ...This scumbag is too much!

Detective Flower: ... Apache?

jk flower (shaking his head): Cats with silver fur are not acceptable.

Doctor Hua: ...Now there are only four people in the Shura field confirmed, is this guy going to collect stamps?

Detective Hana: ... I suddenly have a bad guess... Kishibe Rohan?Dongsuke Jousuke?

jk flower: Kishibe Rohan absolutely not!He's a scumbag pervert!capricious!Proud!Egocentric!Jousuke is cute, but I treat him like a brother.

Dakonghua: Appeared!Scum girl (nan) special famous sentence!

jk flower: ... no!Jousuke is really cute, but he is not chasing me, we are really just buddies playing games together!

Doctor Hua: How on earth did this person set up the Shura Field!Giorno and Jotaro's Blood Pool Hell was a headache for me back then, but you are still able to handle it with ease—I'll wait for you to capsize.

JK Hua (white eyes): Which eye of yours sees that I am more than capable... Do I still need to run away if I am more capable.

Dakonghua: ... How many times have you escaped from home, scumbag!

JK Flower: It's the third time, from Pengo Lie to Zhezi, from Zhezi to Duwang Town...the next time I can only escape to the United States.

Doctor Hua: I don't care about you anymore, I wish you happiness.

jk flower: ...heh, heh.

Hua Jun (slowly pokes his head out from behind the sofa): Well...is it time?I'm going home to cook, Chengzi and Xu Lun should be hungry.

Dakonghua&jk flower&doctor flower&detective flower&president flower: ...

(Sure enough, it's still a family cooking wife's setting that will never collapse.)

Da Konghua: But in the final analysis, except for this scum girl (referring to jk flower), we are all single-minded people.

Doctor Hana: ... (A little unhappy to admit) You really like Jotaro.

Dakonghua: Yes, don’t you like it?

Doctor Hua: ...It's not that I don't like it, it's just that sometimes he's too straight...um...

Dakonghua: It's all about me.

Doctor Hana: Yes, I like Jotaro the most.

jk flower: I'm really envious, the love that lasts for a while.

Others: Shut up, scumbag!

jk flower: chirp chirp.

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jk flower is really scum [turning head

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