[Comprehensive] I'm thinking about quitting the club every day

The villa welcomes a group of expected guests.

Mr. Doppo Kunikida, Dazai’s new partner, rushed over when he heard that he was in trouble for me. He first choked his throat, then he did a trick of splitting his muscles, and then he did a trick of flying a crow, and then This unilateral beating ended with a single stroke.

This, this man is not flat A.

"I'm sorry, our members have caused you trouble." Kunikida bowed to me at ninety degrees while pressing Dazai's head.

...Wh, a unilateral beating without mercy at all.

"Kunikida-kun is really over the top. Didn't you just promise the whole detective agency a free beach trip for three days and two nights, and you just sold out me who is weak, innocent, handsome and cute." Dazai spread his hands aside.

Hearing what he said, another young man who seemed to have no motivation, who had been lying on another blond boy who looked like a scooter, opened his eyes in a daze, and casually glanced at me, "Oh, that's right. "He lay back again.

...so what did you learn?

"Anyway, thank you very much for providing us with such an opportunity in such a hot summer... But the work of the Armed Detective Agency cannot be let go..." Kunikida is a serious young man, maybe he has a little obsessive-compulsive disorder .

Is it true that this kind of person won't be driven crazy when paired with Dazai?

"So you decide who will come by drawing lots, right?" Dazai interjected.

"Those who didn't participate in the lottery quickly go back to work!" Kunikida shook Dazai angrily.

"I don't want~ Besides, you all have this opportunity to come on vacation because of the reliable and handsome person, so I also want to stay and enjoy this rare vacation opportunity..." Dazai let him shake.

It doesn't matter to me, if Kunikida is here, he should be able to watch over Dazai. Compared to this, I'm more curious about the guy who has lazily replaced the boy from the same company as a walker since just now.

Could it be that he is the core of the detective agency - Edogawa Ranpo?

"Who did you leave to watch the house?" I asked.

"Ah, Secretary Haruno, and Tanizaki were kept by lottery, but his sister also stayed with him..." Kunikida replied subconsciously, and then frowned slightly.

"Well, it's just in time. We're going to the beach in the afternoon. If you have time, let's go together. We bought watermelon." I extended an invitation to them, since Dazai couldn't get rid of it no matter what...

"How embarrassing is this, our side has already caused you trouble..." Kunikida was still refusing.

"Ah, Mr. Kunikida, it's rare that Hanako asks to be together, so let's go together." Pera walked out of the villa with the bag containing the swimsuit, "Mr. Ranpo is here too."

Edogawa Ranpo let out a "hum" without much energy.

"Wait, we have to bring the barbecue grill. In addition to the meat skewers for barbecue, there is also a seafood picking competition. Since it is a competition, the more people the better!" Pera clapped her hands, facing the Kakyoin next to her He stuck out his tongue.

"First of all, you are not allowed to cheat with doubles. Don't even think about catching grouper in the enchantment of the French Emperor." I shattered the fantasy of the two of them cheating with a blank expression.

"Ah! How is this!" Pera shouted.

"You are not allowed to use supernatural powers either!" I turned my head and said to Kunikida.

"Wait, wait a minute, I didn't say I want to join..."

"Don't be so boring, Kunikida, is there a seafood picking competition? It seems interesting, Kenji, come with me!" The bold-looking elder sister easily made the decision instead of Kunikida.

"However, my hometown is in the mountains, so I have no problem picking wild vegetables. I'm not very good at seafood." The young man named Kenji said with a modest smile behind his back.

"Ah, why Kenji—wait a minute, we shouldn't cause trouble for the guests anymore!" Kunikida pushed his glasses, trying to make these self-assertive members respect his decision a little bit.

"The winner will be awarded [-] yen." I said.

"Okay, we brought our own bucket." Kunikida's lens flashed a strange light.

Since just now, Edogawa, who has been lying on Kenji's back, closed his eyes and meditated, crawled down, yawned, and slightly opened his squinted eyes to glance at me, "I'm not going to participate, you guys are busy. "

This guy is interesting.

"You can search alone or in a team. There are no restrictions, but you must be alone when handing over the seafood." I took them to the beach, stood barefoot on the sand and gave them a thumbs up. , "There are many barnacles and sea oysters after low tide, pay attention to wear slippers to protect the soles of your feet." After instructing the safety rules, I turned my head and said to Pera and Dr. Yosano Akiko, "Come on, let's go Change into your swimsuit."

In the independent changing room by the sea, Pera couldn't help but tell me, "I said, why do you insist on wearing a swimsuit?"

"Hmph, the beach has been a place to give benefits since ancient times!" I was confident.

"...You are enough." Pera's voice was full of helplessness, "Mr. Dianming said that jojo didn't bring a swimsuit."

"What?! How can he not bring a swimsuit! The beach is burning with the scorching temperature of the sun, does he want to run around in a windbreaker!" Woooooo, why, I want to see the pectoral and abdominal muscle shark line mermaid line blah blah blah ...

"...You must hold back, don't run out of lust to rape Jojo." Pera was very worried, "You can't beat Platinum Star."

"Woooooooo..."

"Pfft, you like that boy named Jojo." Ms. Yosano forcibly joined our conversation.

"That's right," I admitted openly, "I really like it."

"Then fuck him directly." Ms. Xie Ye suddenly said violently.

"..." Pera fell silent.

"I think so too, but I can't beat him." I pushed the door open in disappointment.

then.

direct.

A pair of emerald eyes met.

Jotaro remained motionless, motionless, with a cigarette in his mouth and a bucket in his hand, wearing floral swim trunks on his lower body, and a beach T-shirt on his upper body.

...He's going to die, no matter how long he's been standing here, he must have heard what I said to Miss Xie Ye.

Dying, dying, dying.

It was too late to say it, and then it was so fast, I just had a flash of inspiration, and I leaned forward holding the door—no crowding, no gathering, and even no hip-lifting underwear—and I brushed my hair, more confident than Rejoice .

"What? Are you satisfied with what you see?"

Jotaro moved his eyes to the side, his eyes drifted away, and then he turned and left without any fluctuation.

...Wait, wait a minute!don't go!I have betrayed my hue, you give me a letter!

"...What a tragedy." Ms. Xie Ye sighed while crossing arms.

"Yeah, it's so miserable." Pera stood with her in the same posture.

Then they both shook their heads in the same way.

Woooooo, stop persecuting me!

Because it was too miserable, I had no choice but to give up teaming up with Jotaro.

Weird.

I wandered around the rocky beach area for a long time, and I don't know where he ran to. The deepest rock ditch here is two or three meters long. If it wasn't for Jotaro being too strong to squeeze in, I would have wondered if he ran to the rocky I went to dig the conch.

Oda Saku didn't follow, he said that it was more suitable for him to stay on the beach to organize the grill and barbecue ingredients.

I also went with him.

After I picked out a few barnacles on the rocky beach, I saw something arching and arching behind a certain rock. As expected, I saw Dazai entangled in an old fishing net.

Why did this dead mackerel get into the broken fishing net?

I untied him, and he took a deep breath, "Phew, I almost thought I was really going to die."

"Then congratulations." I took off one shoe and threw it on the rock to use as a butt pad, and sat down on the rock with one foot on the other slipper, "Tell me."

"?" There was an unchanging smile on his face.

"Didn't you have something to say to me?" I propped my face and turned to look at him.

Dazai sat down next to me, "Is it worth it? Did you find it? Is it okay?"

"It's worth it if you think it's worth it."

"I don't know if I found it."

"Can afford to lose."

I answer him.

He tilted his head, "Sometimes, I think you are quite suitable to be the object of love."

"Trouble yourself, and the income insurer writes to me, thank you." I replied.

"If I want to write about it, I will also write about Oda Saku." He hugged his knees and said with a smile.

"Are you girlfriends?" I complained.

"It's up to you to think about it." He spread his hands, his expression indifferent.

Then, this guy who had been fooling around all this time, suddenly suppressed his smile, and asked me solemnly, "Actually, you can't afford to lose, right?"

"I won't go back to Pengo Lie again." I imitated him and hugged my knees, "It's great, although you were allowed to touch beautiful things back then, now it seems that Dazai is the one who came out of the blue, and you were born earlier than me." I found it....Ah, I forgot to tell you, Odasaku has always been free, he can go anywhere..."

"You know that's not what I'm talking about." He cut me off. "You've got a retreat for everyone, but what about your own?"

"You know what will happen if you lose, right?" Dazai looked at me, no fake smile on his face, replaced by a look similar to when he was still in the mafia, but already very different.

"This." I closed my eyes, and the sea breeze was blowing my hair, "Dazai, have you ever tried to burn without leaving yourself any escape?"

"It feels like being alive."

I don't know if he is, I don't want to think about the ending, right?

Yes, I'm on the top, even if I have photosensitive epilepsy!

Anyway, God who guards the beach!Give me strength!

I want to fuck that Jotaro!

"...I really can't do anything about you." Dazai spread his hands, and suddenly opened his hands to hold me against his chest.

...? ? ? ?

What are you doing, brat? !

"This is cheers from the same kind." He released his hand from the back of my head, and then flicked my forehead.

……

Brat, you are tired of work.

Not even my dad ever flicked my forehead!

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Come on from the same kind (actually don't want it at all).

Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angels who voted [Mine]: So, NaCl, Abby and Abby;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

50 bottles of Xiaofeng sauce; 20 bottles of Kobe but not Conan; 10 bottles of pill Fujishiro;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!