[Comprehensive] I'm thinking about quitting the club every day

"What do you think is a good name?" I flipped through the dictionary and looked at Jotaro over there with a tangled expression. He yawned, "It's up to you."

"...Oh, then when the two of them will ask 'Mom, how did I get my name?', I will tell them--'Your father is sleepy, let me choose from the dictionary '." I complained to him blankly.

Jotaro sat up from the bed, patted my head helplessly, "Give me the dictionary." He turned two pages, and after a while said with a little emotion, "It's so troublesome."

"I hate the trouble of naming my daughter?" I moved to the side, "It's so hot, didn't I tell you to sleep in the next room..."

"How can a couple sleep in separate rooms." He casually flipped through two pages of the dictionary, and then selected a word, "How about Xu?"

"...jo? It's jojo again..." I scratched my hair and felt that my hair was steaming up. "It's too hot, Jotaro... you go to the side."

He glanced at me, reluctantly moved aside, "How is Xu Lun?"

"Ku Tiao Xu Lun..." It's really jojo, "It's not bad, I just think your ancestral nickname of jojo is like a curse, and everyone is unlucky."

"...Then what do you call it?" Jotaro asked back speechlessly.

"I'm looking through the dictionary because I don't know. You can't wait until the due date. Look at the posters in the hospital and slap your head to figure it out." I took the dictionary from him and pretended to rub my round belly. "Baby, your father chose a name, if you want to call it Xu Lun, raise your hand!"

"..." Jotaro was speechless.

"That's right, how is it possible... Ouch." I was kicked in the stomach, "...Have you really raised your hand?" I rubbed the place where I was just kicked speechlessly, "Then you two fight , the one who comes out first is called Xu Lun."

"...Hey, hey." Jotaro covered my mouth dumbfounded, "What are you talking about?"

"I just chose one, let's choose another one." I broke his hand, "Ah, no more jojo is allowed, one jojo is enough for your generation, I don't want to call jojo and the whole family will answer I."

"If the eldest daughter is Xu Lun, sister, come here." Jotaro raised the back of my pillow, "With your posture, cervical spondylosis is not far away."

"You're actually worried about my cervical spondylosis..." I stretched my waist, "Xu Lun's name is very Japanese, my sister should change it to an English one." I threw away the dictionary, closed my eyes and let go Thought, "Lingling, Lingling, the first name that comes to my mind is my sister's name..."

"..." Jotaro sighed loudly.

"Call me Erin," I said.

"why?"

"Because I want to watch a Sherlock Holmes movie at home tomorrow, and then I thought of Sherlock Holmes, and then I thought of 'that woman' of Holmes, and then the name Irene popped up in my mind." I answered him confidently.

"It's up to you." Jotaro gave up struggling and thinking, and pulled up the quilt.

"You go to sleep in the next room, it's really hot for you to sleep here, I feel like I'm going to turn into a water rabbit!" I kicked him.

Jotaro stood still, just as the lord of heaven couldn't kick the platinum star.

So angry.

He just knows how to persecute me every day.

Just when I was still angry, Jotaro turned over and rubbed my stomach, "Hey, sleep."

Bah, you are a guy who kills people in college.

Another thing is, when the due date is approaching, I don’t know why Ace actually went to the United States, and why are you here, Enrique? !Why are you two more active than the child's father! ?Look at that Jotaro over there, he wants to hit someone, okay?

"As the heir of the bloodline of the children of the gods, I feel that I need to witness their birth with my own eyes..." Enrique explained this while holding the gospel and wearing the priest's uniform that has not changed for thousands of years.

What kind of weird character design did you fuck me again? !

As for Ace, he seems to have entered a certain state of dancing on his own. "Two young masters, two young masters..."

Jotaro looked at the two of them, and decisively retreated holding his daughter who was born less than two hours ago.

Well, that's right, he hugged one, Platinum Star hugged one, and ran very fast.

I understand the truth, Jotaro, but I'm still in the hospital.

If it weren't for the sake of the two daughters, I would have divorced you if you did this, understand!

Because of the Lordship of heaven, I didn't even need to observe postpartum recovery in the hospital. My body naturally recovered to the state before giving birth, and I was discharged from the hospital on the same day.

By the way, I want to complain about Jotaro.

I know it's our first time, I'm a mother for the first time and he's a father for the first time, but I still have to complain about him mercilessly.

This man is useless at all!Not even Izzy!Izzy can still coax the two babies while I'm warming them up, and Jotaro, he doesn't change diapers as reliably as Platinum Star.

And he couldn't tell the difference between Xu Lun and Irene.

After the N+1 time when he fed Xu Lun twice while I was using it to solve the engorgement/milk problem but left Irene hungry, I kicked him out of the room without hesitation and intolerable.

Yi Qi can recognize it, but you can't recognize you as your own father!

The platinum star stays, you get out of here.

"If you just want a Platinum Star, I can help..." - by Father Puqi who sincerely feels that he is solving the problem.

Get out of here too.

In the end, in order to let the stupid father of the two children distinguish between them, I bought different clothes for the two children - Xu Lun and Irene are almost exactly the same, even the birthmarks of the stars are the same. There are no other moles in the birthmarks of the stars. Birthmarks and other places help to distinguish between two people, hair color, height, appearance, eye color - they are all printed on the same mold, which is also true in twins. Very rare.

Of course, the direct result of buying different clothes is that Jotaro, an idiot... dressed his daughter indiscriminately, so even if he bought different clothes, he still couldn't tell the two children apart.

What?I?

Of course I can tell the difference, as long as I don't deliberately pretend to be each other, Jotaro is the only one in the family who can't tell the two of them apart.

What a useless stupid dad.

Especially when Xu Lun and Irene started trying to bark "bababa" when they were eight months old, Jotaro's behavior became even more stupid. The two children rowed in the inflatable swimming pool at home with baby swim rings When rowing, I can often see Jotaro lying on the edge of the pool, looking like he is about to collapse the inflatable pool.

Did he forget that he is 1.9 meters five and weighs 82 kilograms?The weak and innocent baby inflatable swimming pool can't bear him at all!

Silly father Jotaro couldn't tell the difference between the two children's situation until they were almost three years old and it didn't get better, but it's not Jotaro's problem that things have developed to this point.

Because Xu Lun and Ai Lin began to deliberately imitate each other, change each other's clothes, and then persecute their father.

This one I must say... well done girls!Continue to persecute your father hard!

As the children grow up, you can find that the two of them are getting more and more mischievous. For example, one day I went to the backyard to clean up the fruits and vegetables I planted, and I was going to return to the kitchen to give their father and daughter a fresh and delicious meal. Sometimes, I may find that...my powder, eyebrow pencil, and lipstick are scattered all over the floor, the powder is broken, the highlighter is scattered, the eyebrow pencil is broken, and the lipstick is everywhere-and my two daughters' faces Wiped like a monster.

"Who did it?" I said blankly.

The two daughters looked at each other, without guilt or hesitation, and replied super loudly: "Dad took it out!"

Jotaro who has been reading: ...? ? ? ?

It was really Dad who took it out.

What else can I do?Of course I chose to ask him to buy me a more expensive set.

I did go back to Italy before my daughters' third birthdays, for no other reason than Penger's list of things.

Although I have basically left Vengley, there are always some things that cannot be cleaned up, such as xanxus.

Xanxus rebelled, and he provoked the internal strife between Balian and Pengelie's headquarters, and wanted to use violence to win the position of Pengele's tenth generation.

Balian must have planned this matter for several years, which is why they investigated the relationship between me and Jotaro, and deliberately sent invitations to Joestar's house, which has no business relationship with Vengley for the time being.

I looked at xanxus who was covered in bruises and frozen, as if I went back to the time when I first saw this child many years ago.

Oh, and he no longer uses the gift I gave him, but instead uses the double guns used by a certain Vengley in previous generations.

It is said that his last words before being frozen were: "Don't sympathize with me, waste." It was for me.

He is conscious.

This is the other world, no matter what the reason is, if you fail to challenge the top of the pyramid, you will have to pay a price and be punished, even if the opponent is the Holy Father.

I still don't know whether it is right or wrong to stay behind to guard against the fighters under Peng Lie who have lost too much this day before leaving.

To say the least, I'm just trying to figure out what to do in my position.

Even so, I am still a dereliction of duty and cold sister.

Of course, there is no need to tell Jotaro about such things. I don't need any affirmation or comfort from him, because I know what kind of person I am in this regard.

Another small thing is that Bugarati became a stand-in emissary. He heard that I had returned to Vengley, so he came over to talk to me about it.

"My stand-in ability is to attach a zip (ji) chain (pa) to an object, to combine two objects into one or divide them into two halves..."

"Put on what?" I showed an auditory hallucination expression.

"Zip (ji) chain (pa)?" Bugarati hesitated for a while, and answered me resolutely.

Me: "..." The eyes gradually became complicated.

"Buggarati."

"Ok?"

"Read it to me, zip."

"???"

"You're Italian! Don't pronounce Japanese English!"

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In fact, Father X already knew that Hanako knew that he was not the son of Jiudaimu. Hanako had been telling him many years ago that he could not be the son of Judaimu. Father X knew why she had been in the school when he saw the certificate. Beat yourself in this regard.But... Father X is not reconciled.

After all, what a proud tsundere he is

If you have time, write an extra episode about Father x [what?

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