[Comprehensive] I'm thinking about quitting the club every day

The arsenal of the port mafia is blown.

Ah, first of all, let me explain that this matter has nothing to do with me, and I have done nothing.For Larsen Ogai's dismounting, the Advanced Generation Party sold the codes to hostile organizations. For Larsen Ogai's dismounting, the Advanced Generation Party deliberately transferred funds to cause a break in the capital chain of the port mafia. What factions were fighting and sitting on the fence? Pi is tempted by unexpected information, and I don't know it all.

I didn't do anything anyway.

Mori Ogai looked like he hadn't slept for two days, with a pair of lifeless panda eyes - although he usually looks weak, even more so at this time.

"Hey, Mr. Sen, why do you look like you went to the red light district and got danced by ten young ladies?" I propped my face on one hand and looked at him with a half-smile.

"Miss Yamada is really very old." He sighed, not losing his mind because of my provocation.

"That's right, you who know you are a lolicon at a glance, you have no chance of being jumped by a fairy." I nodded.

"..." He showed a very tired expression.

Even if you show weakness to me, I don't have any compassion. I don't have such a thing at all.

"So," I crossed my legs, "Has Mr. Mori made up his mind?"

"When will the handover be completed," he said.

"I can give you a little discount... ah, it's a gift or something." I poured myself a cup of black tea, "Business is business if you come and go." If you push too hard, it will be counterproductive. You have to be tight , in order to continue to develop.

As for Mori Ogai, I think it’s not that he doesn’t understand my thoughts, but now he has too many things on his hands, and the incident of the bombing of the arsenal has happened, and the small actions of the hostile organization have never stopped. Can't tell the spirit to deal with me.

Mr. Sen squeezed out a smile, I think he is smiling, and mmp in his heart, but I can guarantee that the things I give are the best in the same price, so if you want to consider the cost performance, it is true that my side is the best Good choice.

"Deal." Mori Ogai said.

Probably because I realized that it is impossible to get any funds out of my mouth, so I might as well hold the goods properly.

Wouldn't it be good to think so from the beginning?Save me... ah, I didn't do anything.

I will not admit it.

"By the way, what do you think of Dazai?" he asked me.

"..." I stared into his eyes with a serious face.

I stared at him sideways.

"I didn't expect you to be such a person." I held my heart and showed a accusing expression, "I am a lolicon, so I judge others by myself, thinking that everyone in this world is a criminal with young teeth. Is it really the dregs of the dregs below the tofu dregs, the crumbs of the crumbs. The pimp."

There was a crossroads on his head, "You are really joking, I just asked how to teach children, after all, you have seen what kind of child Dazai is."

"What, you, a person with a criminal record, can actually be the guardian of a minor? This is like putting a mouse in a rice bowl."

"..." There were more crossroads on his head.

Cough cough, it’s good to start a joke properly, and accept it when you see it, and accept it when you see it, "He is a very lonely child." I nestled myself in the sofa chair, "Find him a playmate, it will be fine a little."

"This is really a reasonable suggestion." A somewhat lackluster voice came from the door, and Dazai walked into Mori Ogai's office on crutches.

Wow, I haven't seen him for two days, he turned himself into a rag doll.

"Most of your problems can be solved by exercising." I tapped the armrest of the chair.

"That's the question I want to ask." The kid named Osamu Dazai suddenly smiled, "Miss Hanako, do you think life is meaningful?"

He completely ignored Mori Ogai on the side.

I glanced at him lazily, and sighed with my face propped up, "No." I answered him, "There is no point in living."

He smiled.

For people like us who can foresee everything because of our clever minds, life is even more meaningless and boring.

"However, if you just want to make life less boring, I suggest you go find a few petite girls to play the game of stepping on n boats... After all, the gender is like a mountain. For men, women's thinking is inherently different. It's hard to figure it out, and it's even harder to figure it out, Miss Bingjiao." I said casually, "My personal doctor has more than 2000 boats, including the princess of a certain country, and is now wanted all over the world. They are all on the verge of being divided into two thousand parts."

"Miss Bingjiao is innocent." Mori Ogai complained.

He finally couldn't hold back anymore.

"Hmm~ This suggestion seems very interesting." Dazai showed a small expression like a matryoshka doll, "Can I go to Vongola to play when I'm free?"

"No." I refused him with a half-smile.

"Tch-cut~"

Mori Ogai was sullen, expressionless.

Anyway, he definitely didn't want me to stay in Yokohama anymore, and he didn't even come to see me off when I flew back to Italy.But Miss Hongye kindly gave me some souvenirs for me to take back.

Because it’s not yet summer vacation, it’s not time for me to go home, if I go back to find my dad, there may be an embarrassing scene, so I gave up.

Ah, by the way, he seems to be obsessed with judo recently, running to the gym all day.

Anyway, he's happy.

When I returned to the long-lost Vengley headquarters, it happened to be the day before my video was supposed to be updated. I thought about what to do this time in Japan for a long time, and finally decided to make a steak bowl.

"Low-temperature water bath cooking machine, steak, thyme, secret marinade..." I counted the cooking ingredients on the cooking table, and I always felt that something was missing, "Ah, there is one less test object!" I thumped Palm, ran out the door and dragged over to Xanxus who was throwing a temper tantrum at the Latin test paper next door.

"Even if you continue to rage at your incompetent test paper, you won't pass it," I said.

"You want me to try something you made?" He looked vigilant, "You woman is not trying to poison me?!"

"what?"

"Even if I starved to death, I would not eat what you made if I jumped off Pengo Li's headquarters!" Xanxus, who was only nine years old, showed the resolute look of a warrior.

I picked up the phone with a blank expression, and called the kitchen, "Hey, I don't need to prepare x's meal today, he said he failed the Latin test and won't eat."

"You bastard—"

He was impotent and furious again.

"You still fight against me when the whole Vengley is covered by me, boy, I admire your courage." I tied him to the tasting seat with a blank expression, "You just keep your indomitable spirit like this!" Courage, and then be taught to be a man by reality.”

"Ohh Ohh ohh--"

It was supposed to be a curse word, but he was gagged by me, so it didn't matter.

I turned on the video, and the camera pointed at the cooking table, "Well, today I will teach you how to cook a steak bowl that is very common in izakaya. I will post the recipe and cooking time of the secret sauce later in the comments. release."

Xanxus sat on the chair watching me cook with a face of humiliation and anger, and his stomach let out a growling sound.

He can't sit still while I cut up the steak and drizzle the rice with gravy.

After all, he was just a nine-year-old kid after all.

"Finally, in order to ensure the taste, you can crack a raw egg on top of the beef. Be sure to choose an egg that can be eaten raw." I broke the egg yolk and watched the egg yolk flow into the rice along the red and tender texture of the beef , and took a close-up view of the bowl of rice.

"Then, it's time for the food tasting session, please invite my lovely brother x to be the tasting guest!" I pointed the camera at xanxus, turned off the sound, and removed the cloth from his mouth.

He let out a rage that lasted 5 minutes.

Then, when he opened his mouth in a rage, I stuffed him with a mouthful of steak meat wrapped in egg wash and wrapped in rice.

He chewed and swallowed.

In the next 10 minutes, he obediently finished my steak bowl.

Then after eating, continue to be furious with me.

"You woman, are you an idiot! How can you treat others like this! Are you sick!"

I threw him out.

It’s my nature to throw it away when you’re done using it. You’re useless, kid. Hurry up and study Latin. Next time you fail, I’ll send you to dance Latin.

After the video was uploaded, the comments exploded.

Mainly focus on the tasting part.

"Little brother, if you are kidnapped by your sister, you will blink."

"Even if I jumped from here, I was tied to a chair and starved to death! I wouldn't eat a bite of your meal! ——It's delicious."

"Irritable brother, online is really fragrant."

The screen is full of "really fragrant".

In addition to Zhenxiang, there are also a bunch of strange messages full of chicken coop atmosphere. The guy named "Passerby A" especially speaks a lot, just a few words over and over again.

Such as:

"Ah, I really want to be a taster. Up, do you still need a taster? I'm very obedient, so don't tie me up."

"I really want to be fed by up..."

"I'm so envious of that little brother..."

messages like this.

He stuck his head out in the chicken coop and yelled wildly every time, and even covered the video with overwhelming bullet screens. He was cleared of bullet screens several times, locked in a small black room and banned from speaking for a few days, and then he became honest. , I have never done anything to block the screen with bullet screens.

But the atmosphere of the chicken coop where the speeches became more and more intense.

I don't think he needs to see a psychiatrist.

But I still pay attention to my privacy protection, so there is nothing in the kitchen that will reveal my private information such as my address.

Moreover, even if some extreme illegitimate fan guesses where I live...

Does he still want to single-handedly break into Pengo Li's headquarters? (no mercy laughing face jpg)