[Comprehensive] I'm thinking about quitting the club every day

"I'm so stupid, really." I covered my face and choked up, "I only knew that Joseph Joestar cheated on a female college student in his 60s, but I didn't know that cheating was inherited. Cooked for him, even though he doesn't listen to me and likes to find reasons to punish me, but I thought he would at least not inherit anything from Joestar's family other than star birthmarks..."

"It's over, do you think mom will divorce dad?" Irene asked her sister who was sitting cross-legged in a low voice.

"An An, An An." As the older sister, Xu Lun was obviously much calmer, she stretched out her hand and patted her sister's head, "'Penny' or something, most likely it is a little dolphin from the Marine Life Rescue Center or something like that .”

"Huh—" Irene let out a breath.

"Of course it may also be a rescuer." Xu Lun added blankly.

Erin: ... sister? !

I whimpered, covered my face and pulled out a tissue next to me.

"So what's going on here, Li Baoen, don't drink tea next to me at this time! Hurry up and think of a way, the cousin's family is going to be in a big crisis if things go on like this!" Gangji hugged his head and screamed .

"An excellent boss can perfectly mediate the conflicts between any subordinates." Li Baoen took a sip of tea calmly, stared at those eyes with malicious intentions, and said in a childlike voice, " Come on, Gang, it's up to you whether my cousin's family happiness can be protected!"

"So don't leave such a heavy problem to me to deal with!" Gang Ji screamed even worse, "And this is my cousin, not my subordinate! Although I saw her for the first time today..."

Li Baoen, what nonsense are you talking about? When did I become the subordinate of my little cousin? With a subordinate like me, he might lose ten years of his life.

Jotaro silently looked at the small room that became chaotic at a speed visible to the naked eye, and suddenly said to Futa on the side, "Let's rank Kujo Hanako's favorite people."

Feng Tai looked at him with a confused face, the boy didn't look very energetic, but he did as he did, "Hanako Kujo's favorite person ranks first..."

"Jotaro! You've gone too far!" I cried even louder, "You want to shift the blame at this point! Let me tell you, no matter how hard you struggle! My favorite person must be—"

"Dio." Feng Tai said.

"..."

I hiccupped, swallowed my words, and stared at the brat in front of me with rounded eyes.

I think he may not be some ranking Fengtai, but some other unknown enemy sent to destroy my family.

"Oh?" Jotaro squinted at me.

"No, it's definitely a bug! That Dior guy is not human at all! He hasn't been a human being for more than 100 years, why should he be pulled out! He's dead ashes in the Egyptian desert!" I complained loudly, " Even his money has been donated to charity by me for ten years!"

"You'd better explain." Jotaro leaned on Tsunayoshi's bed with his arms folded, with a faint smile on his lips.

Kujo Jotaro, you plot against me!

"...So I feel that I have been involved in a strange scene. I don't know why I always feel that something terrible will happen if I speak at this time." Gang Jichao complained in a low voice.

"Does little cousin drink tea?" Irene poured him a cup of tea, "Don't worry about it, this happens almost every year to mom and dad, but almost every time mom persecutes dad unsuccessfully and gets persecuted by dad instead ..."

"...I don't know why I want to complain even more!"

"Ah, ah, it's a trivial matter." Xu Lun took a piece of biscuit and gnawed it, "Anyway, my mother must be reluctant to divorce."

Jotaro was still staring at me, he looked like a tiger with the windpipe of its prey in its mouth, "So, what about an explanation?" .

this……

I will not be fooled.

This guy with a tactical heart is going to force me to say something like "the ranking is too windy and there will be bugs in the ranking when it rains", right? But once I say it, it means that I know about it.

In this way, Jotaro will continue to persecute me with the excuse of "you knew that this would happen when it rained, but you still tried to persecute me unreasonably.

I will not be fooled!At this time, an irrelevant third party should tell this matter, and then use unreasonable troubles to divert attention. The trilogy bites Jotaro firmly!

right!It's up to you at a time like this, my cute little cousin!Speak up quickly!The only truth that leads to the persecution of Jotaro——

I looked at my cute little cousin with hot eyes.

Gangji trembled with a "whoosh", "Ah-ah! That's right! That's right! Outside--" He jumped up and opened the curtains, "Sure enough! It's raining! Let me tell you... Actually, it's In this way, Futa's ranking is not accurate on rainy days, the ranking will become messy or even completely wrong, so don't worry about this kind of thing—”

"Tsk." Jotaro gasped in a low voice.

...the crumbs!Are you disappointed that I didn't get caught this time? !

But—this is the opportunity to turn things around, as long as you find the right opportunity to speak——

"You don't believe me." Jotaro said with his special subwoofer, and he stretched out his hand to press down on the hat, with an expression that was obviously unrestrained, but it could actually make people see such a trace of resentment...

woc, acting school.

And why did you speak before me!You guys don't want to lose at all, do you? !Why can you master the timing of speaking so well? How many times have you practiced? Why are you so proficient? !

He seemed to see what I was thinking, and snorted coldly, "First reflect on how you will inevitably come once a month to die? It's even more punctual than menstrual period..."

"What terrible things did you say in front of a group of children!"

"Junior high school students should have studied physiology knowledge long ago."

"So I said, how on earth did you say such things without changing your face!"

Gangji: "..."

Feng Tai: "Woo - the rain made me dizzy..."

Gangji: "..."

So, does anyone come and tell him what he should do now?Why does he feel that his cousin's family is not normal? !

I crossed my arms angrily and looked at Jotaro, but he looked much more relaxed. He took out his cigarette from his pocket with a calm face, and then noticed that there were still a bunch of minors here, so He stuffed the cigarette back again, "So I told you, isn't it good to be honest? Or do you actually like it like this?"

I am wronged.

I'm sad.

I'm going to make trouble for no reason.

"So who is Penny?" My brain is processing information rapidly, Fengta's ranking cannot be created out of nothing, the name he said must be someone he has met, even if "dio" appears on my side is a bug , but that "Penny" over there with Jotaro must be real!

Although I seldom care about his graduate students, the range of friends, etc., I can remember his network of relationships after seeing him once... and I have no impression of the name "Petunia".

This shows what? !

This shows that this guy must have known a certain creature named "Penny" behind my back!

Jotaro opened his mouth, and suddenly he frowned, turned his head and looked out the window, "Someone is coming outside."

"Are you trying to change the subject, or is it too late for them to come?" I complained blankly.

"I'll go and fix it." He propped himself up on the bed, stood up, opened the door and walked out.

"Wait, wait a minute! They should be coming for Fengta, we—" Tsuna Kichi stretched out his hand to Jotaro, with an anxious expression on his face.

"You don't need to worry about this man." The old god Li Baoen took a sip of tea, "But at this time, he went out to deal with the visitor, didn't he really want to change the subject on purpose?"

"I knew he was cheating." I puffed up my cheeks angrily, I didn't care whether that "Penny" was human or not, I just want to prove this crime today, and then...

Hmm...it seems like I can't do anything.

Forget it, anyway, the persecution is definitely right.

Gang Ji held his head, looking like he didn't know what to say.

I put my head on the edge of the bed and saw Jotaro beat up the ordinary gangsters who came to catch Futa, and sighed that the hardness of the individual is stronger than the world.

Ten years have passed since Jotaro was a guy, but the fact that he hits people hard has not changed at all.

In the light rain, Jotaro took out his pack of cigarettes that he stuffed back from his arms, lit one in the rain, and took a puff smartly. The nicotine of the burning tobacco slowly floated up, and the rain wet His hat and trench coat make him look like a white seagull.

Well, being handsome hasn't changed a bit.

but!This time I am very firm!Even if he seduces/seduces me, it can't change my decision to persecute him!

"Oh, I'm so sorry..." When I went downstairs, I saw my cousin handing him a towel, "It's really embarrassing to ask customers to help me get rid of hard-selling salesmen. ..."

No, that doesn't look like a salesman anyway.

So it is natural to stay too far, why would you believe it, auntie! ?Sober up, Auntie!

"..." Jotaro sighed helplessly, and wiped his hat with a towel.

"Ah! Oops! The miso soup is going to be overcooked." Aunt Biao turned her head and ran back to the kitchen in a panic.

"What's going on with your Sawada family?" Jotaro complained.

"Who is Petunia!" I didn't intend to be distracted by him.

"..." He sighed, "In March this year," he finally explained, "didn't the University's Marine Animal Rescue Center have a rescue and scientific research activity?"

"Ok?"

"This is my adopted injured bottlenose dolphin calf."

Oh... so it's a bottlenose dolphin.

"Kujo Jotaro! You actually love dolphins more than me?!" I don't care!Go crazy!

Jotaro pressed my head, "What nonsense are you talking about?"

"I've always loved you the most."

......

Ok.

I am dead.

Don't pull me up, just bury me.