[The Lord of the Rings - The Hobbit] The era of poverty alleviation in the dark jungle

It was obviously not a happy day for Brother Si Mao.

Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived.

Evil capitalists come to oversee with graceful strides.

She walked around the room first, then walked up to it.Brother Si Mao lay on the golden mountain and didn't even bother to talk to her, thinking about what would happen if he spit fire now.

Forget it, let's not test the elves' archery skills.

"I heard that you've been studying very quickly recently." Luo Siwen said while touching its wings and pinching them - the fruit is ripe, and it's time to pick it.

Brother Si Mao grinned at her unhappily, but was slapped on the head by the little wolf.

"Cut it off, Warg."

Brother Si Mao shook his head, shook the little wolf down, and pulled it aside——for the sake of his company, please forgive his shamelessness!

"Come on, what's the matter?" It raised its eyelids arrogantly, guessing the purpose of the female elf in front of it.

"The goods of the wood elves were hijacked by the orcs in the foggy mountains."

"Hahaha..." Brother Si Mao laughed out of face.

"I think you've been getting fat recently, so you should go out for a walk," Luo Siwen continued, "I've secured several big deals for you, as long as you carry those people's goods across the Wushan Mountain..."

"Don't!" Brother Si Mao said firmly, "I get money delivered to my door every day when I sleep. It is very comfortable, and there is no need to run errands for humans. Female elf, I warn you not to go too far!"

"I heard that you have recently become obsessed with Western pearls..." Rosewen said slowly.

"It sounds like a very good deal," Brother Si Mao said, "but as long as I stand in front of that group of humans, they all tremble and hand over all their treasures obediently. I am an invincible fire dragon, and I am—— die!"

"Puff puff puff——" a gust of water rushed over its face, and Luo Siwen waited for it to finish its lines before spraying it on its face, "You've been sleeping for too long recently and you've lost your head. It's still puberty, I'm being stupid every day."

Brother Si Mao stood up angrily, and the gold coins on the ground clattered.It flapped its wings angrily, its belly was orange-red like flames, and the hot breath filled the room in an instant—it was brewing dragon flames.

However, after a while, it swallowed the fire obediently.

"Not worthwhile business..." It muttered secretly, since it learned knowledge from the elves, it has become a knowledgeable and cultured dragon, and it will think three points before acting.

Obviously, cooperating with elves is the best game choice.The game theory was brought up by the female elf in front of her. She thinks about things and seeks the most beneficial way to cooperate.

Although Brother Si Mao has a very bad temper, he still has a brain. After all, he is an intelligent creature.

Being able to sleep peacefully every day, not having to work and getting full board and lodging and getting a high salary, and not being chased and scolded by evil dragons... No matter how I think about it, life is pretty good.

"I don't have any particular opinion, it's just that...money—" it draws out the tone, and the meaning is self-evident.

"Money is fine." Luo Siwen couldn't stand this fussy dragon.

Raising Brother Simao, she was under a lot of pressure.Thranduil foresaw the doom the dragon would bring to the dwarves and warned her.The benevolent elf king didn't order Brother Simao to be killed immediately, but ordered the wood elf to keep a close watch on the dragon.

Sometimes when Luo Siwen was free, he would just think about Brother Si Mao's mess. There are too many precedents of raising tigers into trouble.

She felt a little bit stuck.

Brother Si Mao set off reluctantly. This super house dragon has been sleeping in the bank for more than a hundred years, and finally came out to breathe.

In the same year, news came that the white robe Saruman had settled in Isinger.Wizards have always lived in no fixed place, and seeing Saruman's posture, he seems to be king.

When Rosewin saw Saruman's name, he became very angry. This guy arranged a lot of orcs to run amok, maybe he was the one who robbed the wood elves' goods.

When the news of the destruction of River Valley Town came, Rosewin and Legolas were seriously discussing the issue of betting a hundred years ago.

The dwarf's Duwu was covered with black burns, and the dwarf asked angrily: "Why did the fire dragon of the wood elf appear in the dwarf kingdom? It brought us death and destruction."

Regardless of the questioning and obstruction of the opponents, Rosewen rushed all night and arrived at the dwarf kingdom.

A lone mountain towers into the clouds in the distance, before people arrive at Hegu Town, an inexhaustible burnt smell is carried by the wind.

The horse's hooves stepped on the quiet road, and the town seemed to be completely dead, without even crying.The tragedy caused by the Balrog in Khasad-dum overlaps with the tragedy of the river valley town in front of him.

In the "History Book of River Valley Town", the survivors described the scene of that year——

The sudden appearance of the dragon in the sky did not surprise anyone, because the guardian dragons of the wood elves often fly in the sky.

Unexpectedly, this time it was uncharacteristically swooping down.Many screamed in terror, but others stood still and watched the play.In the past, people had a deep fear of the dragon, but the wizards of the wood elves tamed it and kept it in the vault.Many rich people have seen it, but it is always too lazy to pay attention to people. Everyone says that this stupid big guy is not scary at all.

Disaster begins.

Those who were closest could clearly see it open its mouth, but no one could have predicted what happened next.

The flames came in waves with heat waves, and the high temperature and raging fire actually burned black cracks on the ground for a whole day.Some people were burned into sticks of fire, and they howled and ran around like headless flies.

People started to panic, they ran around screaming, every part of the city was on fire, there was no way for us to escape.

My mother hid my sister and me in the water tank, and let us stay there obediently. It is very safe here, and the flames of the dragon cannot burn the house.She just got up, walked a few steps, and the house collapsed—the giant dragon began to rush into our house with a strong and powerful body.

Mom was buried in the rocks, we couldn't see her, we couldn't hear her.

The giant dragon chased the people on the street wantonly, and swallowed them when they were tired from running.

This is simply a one-sided massacre!

I hugged my sister and sat in the water tank until dark.Far away the horns of the dwarven kingdom sounded across the wilderness, and I thought they were waging another war then.

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The dwarves are well-known in Middle-earth for their ingenious craftsmanship and astonishing wealth, but they have also lost their countries one after another because of this.

The disaster came so suddenly that they were caught off guard.In addition to the anger at the elves, there was panic.

Stacks of small warriors in armor and carrying axes seemed to be mowed, one by one.

"Dwarves. Tribal History of Turin. Dragons Attacking the Lonely Mountain" describes this famous war in detail——

The horn blew, and after the king roared angrily, he sent Duwu to the elf kingdom for help. After all, wizards and dwarves have been friends for generations, and we have confidence in her.

Of course, we hope that there is a strong figure to stop this disaster, and we can't hurt the dragon at all.It is rough and fleshy, and very cunning, and the dwarves' axes can't hurt it, maybe the arrows with pointed ears can come in handy.

It destroyed all the way from Hegu Town to our gate, rushed into our palace rudely, drove us like a vicious dog, and sprayed dragon flames one after another, we couldn't resist it.

The wings of the giant dragon are enough to cover the entire sky, and it flaps its wings and walks around.

We rushed again and again, but were beaten again and again.Finally, some fighters could no longer stand up.

It has been a day and a night, and the support of the wood elves has not yet arrived.

We can't take it anymore!

The king obeyed the advice, and fled the kingdom with the remaining warriors in a panic. The dragon did not chase it out again.

After Thranduil received the dwarf's distress message, he became very angry: "I warned them, and I also warned you, why do these stubborn dwarves always like to drag others to be buried with them!"

The king objected, and the nobles naturally did not support sending troops.

"This is a stupid move. We should keep our promise and support our allies." Although Luoswen felt uneasy, she still insisted on keeping the covenant.

"We shouldn't pay for your arrogance, Mr. Wizard." The leader of the elf nobles looked worried.

"My dragon went to the west of the misty mountain two days ago, and now it is too arbitrary to conclude that it is it," Luo Siwen got up and walked out, "The wood elves never wrong anyone, even a dragon has the right to defend itself."

When she reached the door, Legolas was leaning against the wall with his shoulders folded.

"Where are you going?" He opened his thin lips lightly and asked in an elegant tone.

"Lonely Mountain."

"You are going to die!" Legolas grabbed her arm, "Don't go!"

"Whether it's it or not, I owe the dwarves everything."

"Father will be angry." He leaned over and said softly.

"maybe!"

"However, if he loses such a great wizard as you, he will probably have more headaches?" He turned his head and thought for a while, "In order not to cause greater losses to the Woodland Kingdom, I decided to accompany our wizard to the Lonely Mountain."

As he spoke, he naturally took Rosewin's hand and walked out.

Luo Siwen looked at his background and suddenly felt something was wrong.

By the way, do elves also have a estrus period?

When they actually set foot on the land of River Valley Town, Legolas couldn't help but gasped: "This is simply a nightmare!"

The floor was covered with black burn marks, and the ruined walls seemed to be still steaming, telling the horror of the disaster.

Luo Siwen's heart kept beating, she looked at the mountains in the distance and said softly, "I hope it's not it."

The author has something to say:

Oh yeah, Brother Si Mao is going crazy la la la →_→ Author, can you cheat more?

Today, I successfully interviewed in an unexpectedly short time [seeing Xiaoyugan is happier than seeing me], Jiyou said that he would not disturb my normal update, and will come to my hometown in the future [eat Xiaoyugan]→_→ Also discussed the Two-dimensional thing

Jiyou suddenly asked me something seriously that I couldn’t figure out: Why have I always felt that your articles are indescribably obscene from the beginning to the end since I started chasing your articles? Shock⊙_⊙I really don’t feel it. Hey→_→But I sincerely say that I will change my mind and start a new life in the future, and write inspirational articles that convey positive energy]

It's time to interact with the readers of Happy Kaisen Hundred Questions (^0^)/

Student Hu: The timing is wrong. How could it be possible for the dwarves to only change kings twice after the founding of the country?

——This has to mention the frenzied naming habits of dwarves.For the specific answer, see Chapter 20, a hardworking, studious and conscientious little textual research, Jun Ghost wearing a sweater's comment. For details, see the refined comment column.

Residual Lotus Listening to the Rain: Didn't Bilbo play a role?

——Without changing the historical line, Bilbo is such a diligent little snitch, how could the author miss this opportunity to be cute⊙ω⊙

Student Hu: How dare a wolf bully a dragon?

——[qaq classmate] A fox pretends to be a tiger.

Cactus: Let Xiaolong counterattack Khasad-dum?

——The Balrog is the same generation as the Dragon King, and they are fallen gods, and the Dragon King was bred by Sauron.A good way to send Brother Simao to death Well, great!On how to let Simao get the bento first skill get! ●﹏●【I will refine you for this】

So whoever said, Da Da, roll around and beg to be cute...

I'll be cute and pass by (≧▽≦)