[The Lord of the Rings - The Hobbit] The era of poverty alleviation in the dark jungle

Rose Wen and Legolas breathed a sigh of relief when the orc left suddenly.The white wolf deftly jumped on the rocks out of the water and entered the other side of the Anduin River.

In the gloomy sky, in the open field, a black spot suddenly appeared on the white sky in the distance.The black dot gradually enlarged in the sight, and then the whole picture of the bear appeared, and then gradually changed to walk straight on two legs, and finally turned into a tall and strong bearded man.

They went down to greet them, and Luo Siwen held the big man's hand familiarly, and breathed a sigh of relief: "I have never been so happy to meet someone in my life. Those half-orcs chased us half of the mountain. If you don't come again, say We may never see us again.”

The big man Beorn just hugged her back vigorously, looked at Legolas, and said in a rough voice: "Congratulations, I heard that you are married."

Gulu, who was tied into a zongzi on the wolf's back, writhed vigorously, his whole face wrinkled into a chrysanthemum, and there was a rough gasp that was about to die from his throat—by the way, its mouth was still tightly blocked.

"What is this?" Beorn asked with his eyes widened, frowning. He had never seen such a thing.

It was short and skinny, something that goblins don't have, and their youngsters would be snapped off by their fathers if they were born so thin.Perhaps, it is another type of dark creature, but Beorn has lived in the Wushan Mountain for so long, but he has never seen such a strange guy.

"We found it under a half-orc's cave. This guy is a hobbit who has been immortal for hundreds of years. We suspected something wrong and brought it back." Rosewen replied.

At this time, Gulu spat out the cloth strip in his mouth and shouted loudly: "Elves, thieves, you have taken my treasure! My treasure--now you are going to torture poor Smegol to death! Curse you, Gulu Gulu!" ..."

Beorn was silent for a while, then looked at the screaming creature again, and said, "We should change a rope for it, otherwise, just listening to it howl, everyone won't have to sleep at night."

As they walked back, Beorn had been living by the Anduin River all these years, guarding the area.Gradually, his compatriots also began to move here, and a small village was built nearby.

Although Rosewin had followed Beorn for a while, she was not familiar with his origin at all.Gandalf once mentioned him, saying that he inherited the magical ability of his parents and could turn into a bear and walk freely in the foggy mountains.He may be from the Wushan Mountain. Every night, this big man will turn into a big bear and sit on Carlock and speak in the direction of the Wushan Mountain. One day I will go back!

It sounds like he has a blood feud with the orcs, Rosewen thought at the time.

They walked to Beorn's big wooden house and saw all kinds of impoverished people in Middle-earth. Luo Siwen couldn't help but sigh with emotion for his good life. All three consecutive bosses were local tyrants with cars and houses.

Once at Beorn's house, Gollum was bound firmly and thrown into the care of the animals.

"Be careful, it will tear apart any living thing, it is very cunning." Luo Siwen reminded all the little ones.

"Jiujiujiu, got it, I'll let you know if something happens." The bird on the eaves is one of Xiao Huang's descendants, and now it has been replaced by a small bird with light yellow hairs that serves as both a messenger and a guard.

The two traveled long distances, but luckily they were elves, so they managed to keep their bodies neat and tidy.The animals brought food and water and retreated again.After washing and filling their stomachs, the two of them laid down on the same bed and covered themselves with quilts to chat.

Rosewin leaned her head against Legolas, thinking about the dwarfs, and said to herself, "Where are Gandalf and the others now? The giant eagle should have come to find them too."

"They'll be fine." Legolas stroked her hair, his slender fingers ran along the tip of the hair, slid across her back, and sank into the quilt. "Let's do something refreshing!"

When he got up, Beorn was no longer at home, and there was warm food on the table.Not long after they sat down, they saw a tall woman walking in from the door.

"Where's Beorn?" Her voice was as rough as Beorn, but with a bit of a female accent.

"He went out..." Luo Siwen looked at the woman, wondering who she was.Is there a passion?That's right, Biorn has been single for so many years, it's time to find someone else.Rosewin knew that Beorn had many descendants later, and he was the earliest ancestor that the people of the bear family could trace back.

However, the appearance of their women is the same as that of the dwarves, which really challenges the aesthetics of humans and elves, and Luo Siwen couldn't help complaining.As we all know, dwarves can't tell the difference between male and female, because they have hair all over their bodies, regardless of gender.Therefore, every time he saw a male dwarf yelling affectionately "You are so beautiful" to a bearded female dwarf, Rosewin would silently emphasize again that this was a matter of cultural differences.

The woman couldn't find Beorn, so she sat and waited for them.She is tall and muscular, with a piece of clothing made of unknown animal fur around her chest and lower body, exuding a primitive and wild atmosphere.However, her eyes were shining brightly on them.

"Have you eaten?" Luo Siwen was a little embarrassed, and pushed the cookie plate towards her.

"No, thank you, you are Beorn's friends! I've heard of you."

Ouch, I even talked about this, it really has passion! "Who are you and Beorn?" Rosewin asked tentatively.

This rough female man suddenly lowered her head shyly like a woman, and Luo Siwen said silently: Oh my god!

At this time, Beorn just walked in from the outside.His hair and beard were wet, and his body still smelled of dew. He probably went out for a walk on the other side of the Wushan Mountain last night.In the past few days, the half-orc has become more and more arrogant, he has to show some color.These guys, give some sunshine and they will be brilliant!

When he saw the female man, he was stunned for a moment, and his tone suddenly switched from the strong man mode to the tender mode: "Bi'erwen, why are you here?"

"No, I've only been here for a while..." The female man tried to keep his voice soft and gentle when speaking, although there was still a bit of a rough accent.

"Oh oh oh..." The big man Beorn was dumb for a while, and didn't know what to say.

The two sat awkwardly across from each other, but they still maintained the state of not being full lovers.Sensitive Legolas immediately realized that this was another disaster like himself, but they were two rough nerves.

"Why don't you invite Bi Erwen to drink a cup of tea?" Luo Siwen shook her head repeatedly at Bi Weng's clumsy behavior. If things go on like this, it's the rhythm of my wife wanting to run away!

Legolas looked sideways, why she could see the feelings of others so clearly!So sad, Legolas decided to protest.

As if waking up from a dream, Bion said again and again: "Yes, yes, yes, I will ask my puppies to warm you a cup of goat's milk... No, I'd better go myself!"

He fled the seat in a panic as if he had seen a ghost, and hurriedly carried the water bottle to milk the goat.

Bi Erwen sighed suddenly, she really has nothing to do with this rough guy!

"Bion is interested in you," Rosewin said earnestly. "I lived with him for a while when I was a teenager, and he wasn't that flustered. I mean, I've never met him." Having been afraid of anything, his mind has always remained calm and calm. Only love can make a smart man lose his mind!"

Bierwen smiled happily and said, "I don't know how to say it. I've been in this state with him for a long time... The first time I saw him, he was fighting half-orcs. I thought he was very brave... "As she spoke, she looked shy again.

Beorn strode into the house again and set the deadly heavy kettle on the stove.In May, the north is still very cold, drinking goat milk is a good way to keep healthy.

Rosewin made some calculations, Gandalf and the others should have been sent here by the giant eagle too!When will I be able to beat that big villain BOSS to the ground, so I can relax!She suddenly remembered the embarrassing thing last night, there is no contraception here, maybe she already has buns in her stomach!By the way, can she consider researching and developing contraceptive products? This is definitely a huge potential market!

Just as she was talking, she suddenly heard a sharp neighing sound from the direction of the stables, and Rosewen remembered that there was another Gollum.Legolas grabbed his own bow and arrow, followed Rosewen and ran out, and soon arrived at the stable.

A pony was bleeding from a small gash in its head.It screamed in pain, then yelled at Beorn and Rosewin, "That monster has gone!"

Luo Siwen was startled, and when she looked again, her white wolf was gone.Obviously, it has gone after Gollum.

"We have to catch up!" Luo Siwen roared angrily. Gulu was very cunning. Although he knew that he was calm and smart, he was afraid of an insidious and shameless creature like Gulu.

"I'd ask the bird to ask other nearby birds to see who saw him," Bion said.

"I can't wait, Beorn, you have no idea how dangerous that guy is. As I said, it's very cunning and will rip the throat of any living thing," Rosewin led the two small horses in the stable. Ma, said bluntly, "I borrowed your horse, and I will return it to you later."

Xiao Ma rubbed her hand, and Yiyi said hello to her.

Beorn looked at the two ponies who volunteered. Although he loves and serves the little animals very much, he respects the wishes of the animals more. Since they like these two elves, let them follow the elves!

The author has something to say: I remember reading an article before, it was about the heroine who traveled to ancient times to make a fortune in contraceptive products, and also specialized in research on safe methods for not getting pregnant with her husband [I forgot if the main content is this, Anyway, the one I remember very clearly is to use pig fat as a condom. It was written about five or six years ago. ((≧︶≦*)

Anyway, that article made me realize for the first time that there are such methods in ancient times, and you can also pose when reading novels, oops ヾ(≧O≦)〃哩~

There are so many pure little friends in this article, I won’t teach you badly, hey, long live the lantern party