After the school girl fell off the horse at the same table, it turned out to be...
Chapter 34 Hello at the same table 34
This wonderful sense of familiarity gave Yu Zenian an illusion.If it wasn't on the other side of the camera, he really wanted to lift the screen and take a good look at DD.
But DD shows too few shots, only one pair of hands is left.
However, those hands...
When the camera switched to the DD live broadcast room and zoomed in, Yu Zenian found that he had also painted patterns on his hands, which looked a bit like Henna in India, but the color was lighter and not so dense.
Usually, Henna is the pattern to be painted by the wife on the eve of the wedding.
Covered with half-fingered leather gloves, it concealed the original appearance of those hands.
Originally, Yu Zenian didn't want to support DD tonight, but just now, a second ago, he suddenly changed his mind.
Maybe it's because DD's popularity is too bad tonight, or maybe it's because of a certain moment... Her breath overlaps with someone?
In short, Yu Zenian immediately recharged his account, planning to support his rumored girlfriend in the final round.
When Calling My Dad came to the scene of this event, the super exaggerated entrance special effects blinded the eyes of the people present.
There were also people who were cursing "Fuck, who is it", and all of them became dumb after seeing the names of the visitors.
Then...
[Fuck! ! !Dad is here! ! DD!Your father is here! 】
【I'm coming?My goose is backing up?Goose, mother is looking forward to your father! 】
【dad! ! ! !Your daughter-in-law is being abused by blood, do you know that, she has been in the first place all the time, and I am embarrassed for her across the screen! 】
Due to DD's overly handsome dress, even if she couldn't see her face, she quickly evolved from a female goose to a goose among fans.
Whether DD is minus A or E, or whether it is male or female, loli or T is not so important at this moment.The fans scratched their heads and wanted her to win, wanted her to show off, and hoped for the stars and the moon for their father.
Yu Zenian listened to the music while idly watching the barrage.
His eyes slipped past the sentence: "Your daughter-in-law was tortured by blood, do you know that!"
He sneered inexplicably: "Is my wife so easy to be? Even if she likes me, she has to ask me if I like her."
He quickly lit 20 Shenshen salutes, [-] one, [-] RMB ready to go.
"Today, your father and I will help you for the last time. After helping, we will each go our own way."
Yu Zenian didn't plan to help Zhuo Ran steal people anymore, he was going to be busier and busier, not only would he have endless training days, but he also had to take care of his little deskmate.The little classmate can't afford enough to eat and has to take the college entrance examination, so he needs him even more, okay?
"You should thank that little brother who is very similar to you, otherwise I won't make a move tonight." Yu Zenian said to himself, raised the corners of his mouth and was about to fire the twenty spirit salutes.
however--
Same moment!
Before his salute was fired, the entire platform was suddenly bombarded by fifty salutes.
All the contestants who were directly bombarded lost their faces.The special effects of the gift continued, and 50 went to heaven in an instant.
Everyone's first reaction was-fuck, dad started bombing the platform?
Including Lin Dengyi, his first reaction was to call me dad.
Strange to say, before calling my dad to the studio, he didn't actually have any expectations for my dad.
After all, they are just strangers, after all, they are just looking at each other online.In other words, it doesn't even count as seeing each other.
Although netizens have bound cp countless times and made up so many stories, DD knows that they are not even friends on WeChat.
Originally, Lin Dengyi always seemed to be indifferent.He doesn't feel aggrieved even if his popularity ranks the last in a row.But here's the thing--this casual attitude came to an abrupt end the moment my dad arrived.
Lin Dengyi never relied on others easily.
From childhood to adulthood, he only relied on himself.
But tonight, even through the cold screen and network cable, when he saw that person, he felt miraculously calmed down.
It's like taking a long breath and having someone you can rely on.
The camera patted his hand, which held the butterfly knife in his palm.
At the same time as this knife appeared in the world, fifty salutes immediately went up to the sky.
However, the one who sent the DD salute did not call me Dad.
The audience was dumbfounded, Lin Dengyi showed no expression, and Yu Zenian frowned.
Who.
Who the hell fired thirty more salutes in front of him?
I'm so upset!
I saw that every time the special effect was repeated, the cute name [My Cub] popped up.
[My cub? ?Who? 】
[And... a new local tyrant?Oh my god, what kind of physique is this DD, a game attracts a local tyrant? 】
Without further ado, Yu Zenian fired 21 salutes, and flew straight into the sky regardless of [-] or [-].
The audience who had finally recovered from the endgame of the special effects just took a look at their little master and was blurred by the special effects.
【Fuck, who the hell.A lot of money and no land to burn, right? It's blocking me from seeing beautiful women... Damn it, Dad! ! ! 】
It was none other than my father who blew up the audience with another sixty salutes.
[My Zai Zai] sent fifty salutes, DD didn't show the slightest sign, and Lin Dengyi didn't know him, and he didn't plan to know who it was.However, as soon as Dad's sixty cannon salutes went up to the sky, the poor fans of DD's family burst into tears.
【Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow 】
【9494, no longer afraid, no need to be pushed to the ground and beaten. 】
[Isn't that right, I really can't help it, whoever wants me to be poor can't spend money, I feel so sorry for DD. 】
[It's fine if Dad comes, our family DD depends on you! 】
At this time, the always arrogant father still did not change his style.Zhang Yang incomparably posted a barrage on the top, and designated someone to say——
[Call my father to say to my family: DD I’m covered tonight, so stay where you are when you’re cool. 】
As soon as these words came out, the smell of gunpowder suddenly became stronger.
As soon as Lin Deng saw the familiar tone and name, he leaned back in the chair for the first time and heaved a sigh of relief.
Who doesn't have the will to win? Maybe he hid it too well, or maybe he was too cautious, so he didn't dare to trust people easily.
But I have to say, the feeling of being protected and dependent... doesn't seem bad.
Calling my father is a big local tyrant of the DD family, as we all know, but tonight such a [my son] seems to be in conflict with calling me my father.
After a while, the top barrage flew up again.
[My son-in-law said to my father: What you said is yours?Where did you go in the first half?Let your dog fart, is there such a way to cover your own people?If you don't take good care of me, I will take care of you, so you can stay where you are cool. 】
After such a top barrage flew up, it completely ignited the smell of gunpowder.
Yu Zenian was pampered and pampered since he was a child, when has he ever been bullied like this.
Someone dared to rob him tonight, he, Yu Zenian, was never afraid of anyone compared to money!
"Hey, I have a bad temper." Yu Zenian threw the phone away, and typed the next line with a straight expression.
[Call my dad to say to my family: Go out and turn left, grab someone and ask them who DD is, do you know what relationship I have with DD?How dare you come and clamor without even inquiring about who your father and I are? 】
Unexpectedly, my Zai Zai really asked.
[My Zai Zai: What's the relationship between them? 】
audience:……
DD fans: ...
[Relationship of sleeping. 】
[The relationship that has slept several times...]
【The relationship between falling asleep and being unable to get up...】
[Sleeping until my father's back hurts and he can't get out of bed for a week...]
DD: ...
Unexpectedly, my cub is crazy.
[My baby, baby:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】
[My baby: Tell me the fuck again, who did DD sleep with? ? 】
The audience answered honestly.
[Call me Dad. 】
【Call me Dad...】
【dad. 】
【your dad. 】
It can be seen that these words had a very strong impact on my family, and my family did not speak for at least 3 minutes.
Yu Zenian snorted, "No matter how embarrassing you are, people who don't know who they are will dare to snatch it."
Boss Yu felt that this was a very suitable time to revive his reputation and explain clearly the misunderstanding of him by the whole league.
then……
[Call me dad: There is one more thing, you are wrong.It's not me who can't get out of bed for a week, but DD.Dad, I accidentally exerted too much force and made C faint. 】
The fuck.
[Beasts! ! ! 】
【fu*.k】
[Stop spraying, DD is still here! 】
But no, DD is not only there, but also a good show.
The whole event was messed up by the appearance of my family and my father. The last round itself was a part of the gift competition. The official was happy to see the two big bosses fight, and they gave them enough time to pinch each other.
So, Xiaozhu, who had received the news a long time ago, pretended to be dealing with other things, and presents were flying all over the sky for a while. At present, all he could see clearly was the DD live broadcast window shrunk pitifully in the corner, and the top bullet screen.
The message of Dad and DD has been rumored for a long time, and today is the first time that the Lord has appeared in person to speak.
look! !Sure enough! ! The relationship between DD and my father is extraordinary, otherwise how could my father pay her so much money.Looking at DD's calm reaction now, he simply knew and acquiesced to what Dad did!
Seeing that the other party had lost all his words, Yu Zenian was very happy.
As soon as he was happy, he recharged the money and planned to make DD the first.The gifts of other anchors were so crowded that they didn't even deserve the special effects. Even if they were still performing, the presents basically blocked the entire screen.
Unexpectedly, when Yu Zenian was about to click the mouse this time, my Zai Zai got ahead of him again.
My Zai Zai made a surprise attack, and spent hundreds of thousands more, and said to DD.
[My cub: DD!I'll give you three days to break up with this bastard, not even one more second, or I'll block your live broadcast room and ban you from the entire Internet. 】
As soon as this remark came out, everyone laughed.
[Who are you, you, you can seal it if you say so, hahahahaha. 】
[That's right, why are you threatening her if you don't get the beauty's heart? 】
[Your brother and father are official spouses, do you know that. 】
[Hey, who is the younger brother? 】
[Oh, I'm too lazy to switch, my brother just DD. 】
[This is good, this is good, brother, yes, it's no wonder they are a couple, a brother and a father. 】
[What the hell, relative cp? 】
When my Zai Zai said this, it made my father unhappy again.
[Call me dad: Block him from the live broadcast?you dare. 】
[My son: I'm just willing to seal it off, I warn you, break up quickly, anyone dares to sleep with you, you don't want to mess around anymore? ! 】
"Fuck." Yu Zenian laughed angrily.
Who the hell doesn't want to mess around?
Dad was furious, with serious consequences.
[Call me dad: I not only want to sleep, I also want to sleep every day, who are you, who cares about you. 】
The whole game turned into a slobbering contest between calling my father and my family for no reason. The audience watched the gifts flying all over the sky in an instant, and their eyes were wide open. They all stopped eating in front of the computer and did not play with their mobile phones. , for fear of missing a minute and a second.
The two big local tyrants swiped desperately as if money was not money. Others swiped gifts in the tens, hundreds, and thousands. Here, it becomes a starting point of [-], and a handful of hundreds of thousands.
The audience almost broke the 6 handle, and DD still sat there without changing his posture.
How about a show at the talent show, the rhythm is completely disrupted, the official is happy to see it succeed, anyway, DD is just a guest, and if someone else shows someone else's, it is not impossible for the two local tyrants to fight each other.
After all, in the history of Trees, there was once a competition between two big local tyrants, which is called a legend.
The time is a bit early, it should be the era of Fu Yu and Lin Yufeng. At that time, the two major teams competed. The new team formed by Fu Yu and Lin Yufeng was targeted. They rubbed against the ground, and then they didn't know who it was, but suddenly sprang out, swiped tens of millions of dollars overnight, supported Fu Yu and Lin Yufeng, and directly fucked each other to the ground.
Later, countless people wondered, is that person crazy?That's real money.
But do you regret it?
That matter, almost everyone's answer was no regrets.
There is nothing to regret, all you want is a sigh of relief, and you have to fight for it even if you die.
Now, the old operation that has witnessed the glory of Tress in the past is a little excited. Tonight there is a faint sign of not giving up until the end. It seems that there is another chance to witness the battle of the century again?
Yang Guo said excitedly: "I knew it was right to find DD! It's just that I didn't expect it to be this style, no matter it's good or bad, a girl with personality is attractive, neutral style, popular! Pretty is enough."
The official operation is watching excitedly. The leaf value of Dad and Zaizai is rising rapidly. The eyes of other watching anchors are almost red and bleeding. Seeing DD directly earning millions of dollars, the teeth itch with jealousy.
As if without her, those local tyrants would come to brush them up.
The more dad hits, the more cubs follow.
a time.
What rockets, salutes, fireworks, castles, goddess of the moon...
But all expensive things are thrown at DD.
At the end, DD's video window seemed to move, and the audience focused on DD again, flying bullets on the screen that was blocked by gift special effects:
[DD!First! ! !Now you are first! ! 】
[Congratulations, my baby, you are the champion! 】
[Woooo, as long as my brother makes money, I will be happy. Sooner or later, my brother will win the professional league championship. 】
The host also followed what the audience said.
"Yes, now we can see the fire at the scene. The smell of gunpowder is very strong. The two bosses are fighting, and the special effects of the gifts are also dazzling and dizzying. We never expected that our DD goddess will suddenly emerge and regain her glory to shake off the behind. The speed of one million is the highest. From this point of view, it is no surprise that DD will be the champion tonight."
"Okay, the long-awaited champion of our "Super Goddess" is about to be born, and our Trees goddess is about to reach the top, so who is it? Who will win the championship? That is—"
At this time, suddenly a deep, cold and slightly impatient voice appeared, and fell into the ears of the audience from the earphones and speakers——
"Aren't you finished, have you smashed enough?"
host:? ? ?
who? ?
The audience was stunned, one by one...
【Who is speaking? 】
[I'm hallucinating? 】
【Who?Is Dad turning on the wheat or is it Cub? 】
[You are so stupid, the only ones connected to the mic are the host and the anchor. 】
【? ? ? ? ? ? 】
At this time, I saw that the camera that DD had never moved...was moved by him.
At the same time, he twisted the sound card on hand.
He stood up from the stool and turned the camera up.
No longer against his hands, but against his whole body.
However, he still pressed the cap, lifted the mask, covered his entire face tightly, and took off the black collar around his neck.
At this moment, the audience clearly saw the butterfly on his neck, and the Adam's Apple, which was only five centimeters away from the butterfly.
The audience was a little stunned. I don't know how many people rubbed their eyes, thinking that they had read it wrong.
Lin Dengyi's voice had an effect.In order to prevent his relatives and friends from recognizing him, he used the sound card to suppress his voice a few degrees.
However, this does not prevent everyone from knowing a piece of news - DD changes!sex!up!
There was an uproar in the bullet screen, and there was a sudden question mark.
Meow her!she……
She is a man? ? !
Some people scolded, some screamed, some were inexplicable.
The host was stunned, completely unaware of what happened.
What's the matter? ? ? What about DD?
no……
what happened!
Lin Dengyi's stool moved back half a meter, and he appeared on the screen arrogantly.The butterfly on his neck seemed to be alive, and it was particularly conspicuous in the lens, making his skin too cold and white.
Because of a complete change of style, it was very different from his usual appearance, and it covered his entire face, so no one could recognize who he was at all.
However, I have to admit that DD's body is enough to quickly harvest the hearts of all the women present in seconds.
At least in such a short few minutes, the barrage has fallen.
He sat casually on the chair, stretched out his index finger wearing a leather glove, and said coldly: "There are some things I want to tell you, and I hope you can listen carefully. First of all, this first, I don't want it. As you can see , I am a man, not the rumored loli. I just came to Trees before. I am sorry that I chose to hide my identity due to personal reasons. I was accidentally misunderstood by you, and I posted a lot of unnecessary posts. I thought I would just be an ordinary anchor , no one will pay attention, so I have been too lazy to explain. But I didn't expect such a day to appear at the event site, and I didn't expect to be liked by everyone. I am very lucky and very nervous, but please let this misunderstanding go away That's it, it's time to end. Thank you for your support for so long. I just feel ashamed. I will donate all the money I earn from the live broadcast. I don't want a penny. I'm sorry I haven't come out to explain, because ..."
Because I always thought that I would not stay on this platform for too long, and I might come and leave quietly.
He has no fixed place, drifting so far.
Moreover, the goal is more ambitious, and the future stage is not only Trees.
If there is a fate, we will meet again in the rivers and lakes, but if there is no fate, there will be three thousand dreams.
Finally, he said to his father and Zai Zai: "Secondly, you two, please switch to another live broadcast room to play. As you can see, I am not a woman. It is not worth spending so much money for me. You can't get anything from me if you spend the money." What, besides, I am not short of this money, if you feel that you have lost money, welcome to come to me, I will return all the money to you without a penny. In the end, you, my son..."
【son?Who is the son? 】
【? ? ? ? 】
【Call me Dad...】
DD has long wanted to settle accounts with my dad. In the past, he was too lazy to care about it, and later, his bragging words today made him very unhappy.
The sound of laughter came from the microphone, and the hook with the tail came into the ears. The deliberately lowered voice was full of hormones every minute, and the subwoofer almost made people dizzy.
"Your father, I didn't fuck you. I gave you face. What's the matter, you still want to fuck and faint me?" After finishing speaking, he arrogantly hooked his fingers at the camera, and the dark black butterfly on his neck seemed to come alive. It seemed that she was extremely flamboyant in front of the camera, "I'm right here, come here if I have the ability, and see who fucks and stuns."
Wow.
The audience is all fucking crazy!
Fuck, NB!
The author has something to say: suck...
Come on, place your bet, place your bet, the bet is out!
DD and Dad... who will be dizzy and who will win? !
It is normal for Mr. Nian not to be able to recognize the lights. Think about it, if a person changes his dressing style completely, his whole face is covered, and there is a stylist next to him, and finally the video effects and sound effects are adjusted. Including the lens frame, the total is so small, it is really not easy.
For example, King of Masked Singer (no one can guess who sang it, right?
Then, this article is currently participating in the competition, so I have to be cheeky and ask everyone for a nutrient solution. In the future, I will leave one or two more bottles for me, (///▽///) I love you!
感谢在2020-08-1509:42:37~2020-08-1608:07:50期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 3 for flowers and 1 for muddleheaded;
感谢投出地雷的小天使:ivycheers11个;2227个;469398933个;轻影映红窗、寒尘子2个;十口半田、知更鸟.1个;
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:李修水30瓶;老肥幽冥、顾寨河20瓶;困困13瓶;晋江今天倒闭了吗5瓶;鱼爱吃鱼、昭君姐姐、墨姒儿2瓶;月下三千1瓶;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
But DD shows too few shots, only one pair of hands is left.
However, those hands...
When the camera switched to the DD live broadcast room and zoomed in, Yu Zenian found that he had also painted patterns on his hands, which looked a bit like Henna in India, but the color was lighter and not so dense.
Usually, Henna is the pattern to be painted by the wife on the eve of the wedding.
Covered with half-fingered leather gloves, it concealed the original appearance of those hands.
Originally, Yu Zenian didn't want to support DD tonight, but just now, a second ago, he suddenly changed his mind.
Maybe it's because DD's popularity is too bad tonight, or maybe it's because of a certain moment... Her breath overlaps with someone?
In short, Yu Zenian immediately recharged his account, planning to support his rumored girlfriend in the final round.
When Calling My Dad came to the scene of this event, the super exaggerated entrance special effects blinded the eyes of the people present.
There were also people who were cursing "Fuck, who is it", and all of them became dumb after seeing the names of the visitors.
Then...
[Fuck! ! !Dad is here! ! DD!Your father is here! 】
【I'm coming?My goose is backing up?Goose, mother is looking forward to your father! 】
【dad! ! ! !Your daughter-in-law is being abused by blood, do you know that, she has been in the first place all the time, and I am embarrassed for her across the screen! 】
Due to DD's overly handsome dress, even if she couldn't see her face, she quickly evolved from a female goose to a goose among fans.
Whether DD is minus A or E, or whether it is male or female, loli or T is not so important at this moment.The fans scratched their heads and wanted her to win, wanted her to show off, and hoped for the stars and the moon for their father.
Yu Zenian listened to the music while idly watching the barrage.
His eyes slipped past the sentence: "Your daughter-in-law was tortured by blood, do you know that!"
He sneered inexplicably: "Is my wife so easy to be? Even if she likes me, she has to ask me if I like her."
He quickly lit 20 Shenshen salutes, [-] one, [-] RMB ready to go.
"Today, your father and I will help you for the last time. After helping, we will each go our own way."
Yu Zenian didn't plan to help Zhuo Ran steal people anymore, he was going to be busier and busier, not only would he have endless training days, but he also had to take care of his little deskmate.The little classmate can't afford enough to eat and has to take the college entrance examination, so he needs him even more, okay?
"You should thank that little brother who is very similar to you, otherwise I won't make a move tonight." Yu Zenian said to himself, raised the corners of his mouth and was about to fire the twenty spirit salutes.
however--
Same moment!
Before his salute was fired, the entire platform was suddenly bombarded by fifty salutes.
All the contestants who were directly bombarded lost their faces.The special effects of the gift continued, and 50 went to heaven in an instant.
Everyone's first reaction was-fuck, dad started bombing the platform?
Including Lin Dengyi, his first reaction was to call me dad.
Strange to say, before calling my dad to the studio, he didn't actually have any expectations for my dad.
After all, they are just strangers, after all, they are just looking at each other online.In other words, it doesn't even count as seeing each other.
Although netizens have bound cp countless times and made up so many stories, DD knows that they are not even friends on WeChat.
Originally, Lin Dengyi always seemed to be indifferent.He doesn't feel aggrieved even if his popularity ranks the last in a row.But here's the thing--this casual attitude came to an abrupt end the moment my dad arrived.
Lin Dengyi never relied on others easily.
From childhood to adulthood, he only relied on himself.
But tonight, even through the cold screen and network cable, when he saw that person, he felt miraculously calmed down.
It's like taking a long breath and having someone you can rely on.
The camera patted his hand, which held the butterfly knife in his palm.
At the same time as this knife appeared in the world, fifty salutes immediately went up to the sky.
However, the one who sent the DD salute did not call me Dad.
The audience was dumbfounded, Lin Dengyi showed no expression, and Yu Zenian frowned.
Who.
Who the hell fired thirty more salutes in front of him?
I'm so upset!
I saw that every time the special effect was repeated, the cute name [My Cub] popped up.
[My cub? ?Who? 】
[And... a new local tyrant?Oh my god, what kind of physique is this DD, a game attracts a local tyrant? 】
Without further ado, Yu Zenian fired 21 salutes, and flew straight into the sky regardless of [-] or [-].
The audience who had finally recovered from the endgame of the special effects just took a look at their little master and was blurred by the special effects.
【Fuck, who the hell.A lot of money and no land to burn, right? It's blocking me from seeing beautiful women... Damn it, Dad! ! ! 】
It was none other than my father who blew up the audience with another sixty salutes.
[My Zai Zai] sent fifty salutes, DD didn't show the slightest sign, and Lin Dengyi didn't know him, and he didn't plan to know who it was.However, as soon as Dad's sixty cannon salutes went up to the sky, the poor fans of DD's family burst into tears.
【Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow 】
【9494, no longer afraid, no need to be pushed to the ground and beaten. 】
[Isn't that right, I really can't help it, whoever wants me to be poor can't spend money, I feel so sorry for DD. 】
[It's fine if Dad comes, our family DD depends on you! 】
At this time, the always arrogant father still did not change his style.Zhang Yang incomparably posted a barrage on the top, and designated someone to say——
[Call my father to say to my family: DD I’m covered tonight, so stay where you are when you’re cool. 】
As soon as these words came out, the smell of gunpowder suddenly became stronger.
As soon as Lin Deng saw the familiar tone and name, he leaned back in the chair for the first time and heaved a sigh of relief.
Who doesn't have the will to win? Maybe he hid it too well, or maybe he was too cautious, so he didn't dare to trust people easily.
But I have to say, the feeling of being protected and dependent... doesn't seem bad.
Calling my father is a big local tyrant of the DD family, as we all know, but tonight such a [my son] seems to be in conflict with calling me my father.
After a while, the top barrage flew up again.
[My son-in-law said to my father: What you said is yours?Where did you go in the first half?Let your dog fart, is there such a way to cover your own people?If you don't take good care of me, I will take care of you, so you can stay where you are cool. 】
After such a top barrage flew up, it completely ignited the smell of gunpowder.
Yu Zenian was pampered and pampered since he was a child, when has he ever been bullied like this.
Someone dared to rob him tonight, he, Yu Zenian, was never afraid of anyone compared to money!
"Hey, I have a bad temper." Yu Zenian threw the phone away, and typed the next line with a straight expression.
[Call my dad to say to my family: Go out and turn left, grab someone and ask them who DD is, do you know what relationship I have with DD?How dare you come and clamor without even inquiring about who your father and I are? 】
Unexpectedly, my Zai Zai really asked.
[My Zai Zai: What's the relationship between them? 】
audience:……
DD fans: ...
[Relationship of sleeping. 】
[The relationship that has slept several times...]
【The relationship between falling asleep and being unable to get up...】
[Sleeping until my father's back hurts and he can't get out of bed for a week...]
DD: ...
Unexpectedly, my cub is crazy.
[My baby, baby:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】
[My baby: Tell me the fuck again, who did DD sleep with? ? 】
The audience answered honestly.
[Call me Dad. 】
【Call me Dad...】
【dad. 】
【your dad. 】
It can be seen that these words had a very strong impact on my family, and my family did not speak for at least 3 minutes.
Yu Zenian snorted, "No matter how embarrassing you are, people who don't know who they are will dare to snatch it."
Boss Yu felt that this was a very suitable time to revive his reputation and explain clearly the misunderstanding of him by the whole league.
then……
[Call me dad: There is one more thing, you are wrong.It's not me who can't get out of bed for a week, but DD.Dad, I accidentally exerted too much force and made C faint. 】
The fuck.
[Beasts! ! ! 】
【fu*.k】
[Stop spraying, DD is still here! 】
But no, DD is not only there, but also a good show.
The whole event was messed up by the appearance of my family and my father. The last round itself was a part of the gift competition. The official was happy to see the two big bosses fight, and they gave them enough time to pinch each other.
So, Xiaozhu, who had received the news a long time ago, pretended to be dealing with other things, and presents were flying all over the sky for a while. At present, all he could see clearly was the DD live broadcast window shrunk pitifully in the corner, and the top bullet screen.
The message of Dad and DD has been rumored for a long time, and today is the first time that the Lord has appeared in person to speak.
look! !Sure enough! ! The relationship between DD and my father is extraordinary, otherwise how could my father pay her so much money.Looking at DD's calm reaction now, he simply knew and acquiesced to what Dad did!
Seeing that the other party had lost all his words, Yu Zenian was very happy.
As soon as he was happy, he recharged the money and planned to make DD the first.The gifts of other anchors were so crowded that they didn't even deserve the special effects. Even if they were still performing, the presents basically blocked the entire screen.
Unexpectedly, when Yu Zenian was about to click the mouse this time, my Zai Zai got ahead of him again.
My Zai Zai made a surprise attack, and spent hundreds of thousands more, and said to DD.
[My cub: DD!I'll give you three days to break up with this bastard, not even one more second, or I'll block your live broadcast room and ban you from the entire Internet. 】
As soon as this remark came out, everyone laughed.
[Who are you, you, you can seal it if you say so, hahahahaha. 】
[That's right, why are you threatening her if you don't get the beauty's heart? 】
[Your brother and father are official spouses, do you know that. 】
[Hey, who is the younger brother? 】
[Oh, I'm too lazy to switch, my brother just DD. 】
[This is good, this is good, brother, yes, it's no wonder they are a couple, a brother and a father. 】
[What the hell, relative cp? 】
When my Zai Zai said this, it made my father unhappy again.
[Call me dad: Block him from the live broadcast?you dare. 】
[My son: I'm just willing to seal it off, I warn you, break up quickly, anyone dares to sleep with you, you don't want to mess around anymore? ! 】
"Fuck." Yu Zenian laughed angrily.
Who the hell doesn't want to mess around?
Dad was furious, with serious consequences.
[Call me dad: I not only want to sleep, I also want to sleep every day, who are you, who cares about you. 】
The whole game turned into a slobbering contest between calling my father and my family for no reason. The audience watched the gifts flying all over the sky in an instant, and their eyes were wide open. They all stopped eating in front of the computer and did not play with their mobile phones. , for fear of missing a minute and a second.
The two big local tyrants swiped desperately as if money was not money. Others swiped gifts in the tens, hundreds, and thousands. Here, it becomes a starting point of [-], and a handful of hundreds of thousands.
The audience almost broke the 6 handle, and DD still sat there without changing his posture.
How about a show at the talent show, the rhythm is completely disrupted, the official is happy to see it succeed, anyway, DD is just a guest, and if someone else shows someone else's, it is not impossible for the two local tyrants to fight each other.
After all, in the history of Trees, there was once a competition between two big local tyrants, which is called a legend.
The time is a bit early, it should be the era of Fu Yu and Lin Yufeng. At that time, the two major teams competed. The new team formed by Fu Yu and Lin Yufeng was targeted. They rubbed against the ground, and then they didn't know who it was, but suddenly sprang out, swiped tens of millions of dollars overnight, supported Fu Yu and Lin Yufeng, and directly fucked each other to the ground.
Later, countless people wondered, is that person crazy?That's real money.
But do you regret it?
That matter, almost everyone's answer was no regrets.
There is nothing to regret, all you want is a sigh of relief, and you have to fight for it even if you die.
Now, the old operation that has witnessed the glory of Tress in the past is a little excited. Tonight there is a faint sign of not giving up until the end. It seems that there is another chance to witness the battle of the century again?
Yang Guo said excitedly: "I knew it was right to find DD! It's just that I didn't expect it to be this style, no matter it's good or bad, a girl with personality is attractive, neutral style, popular! Pretty is enough."
The official operation is watching excitedly. The leaf value of Dad and Zaizai is rising rapidly. The eyes of other watching anchors are almost red and bleeding. Seeing DD directly earning millions of dollars, the teeth itch with jealousy.
As if without her, those local tyrants would come to brush them up.
The more dad hits, the more cubs follow.
a time.
What rockets, salutes, fireworks, castles, goddess of the moon...
But all expensive things are thrown at DD.
At the end, DD's video window seemed to move, and the audience focused on DD again, flying bullets on the screen that was blocked by gift special effects:
[DD!First! ! !Now you are first! ! 】
[Congratulations, my baby, you are the champion! 】
[Woooo, as long as my brother makes money, I will be happy. Sooner or later, my brother will win the professional league championship. 】
The host also followed what the audience said.
"Yes, now we can see the fire at the scene. The smell of gunpowder is very strong. The two bosses are fighting, and the special effects of the gifts are also dazzling and dizzying. We never expected that our DD goddess will suddenly emerge and regain her glory to shake off the behind. The speed of one million is the highest. From this point of view, it is no surprise that DD will be the champion tonight."
"Okay, the long-awaited champion of our "Super Goddess" is about to be born, and our Trees goddess is about to reach the top, so who is it? Who will win the championship? That is—"
At this time, suddenly a deep, cold and slightly impatient voice appeared, and fell into the ears of the audience from the earphones and speakers——
"Aren't you finished, have you smashed enough?"
host:? ? ?
who? ?
The audience was stunned, one by one...
【Who is speaking? 】
[I'm hallucinating? 】
【Who?Is Dad turning on the wheat or is it Cub? 】
[You are so stupid, the only ones connected to the mic are the host and the anchor. 】
【? ? ? ? ? ? 】
At this time, I saw that the camera that DD had never moved...was moved by him.
At the same time, he twisted the sound card on hand.
He stood up from the stool and turned the camera up.
No longer against his hands, but against his whole body.
However, he still pressed the cap, lifted the mask, covered his entire face tightly, and took off the black collar around his neck.
At this moment, the audience clearly saw the butterfly on his neck, and the Adam's Apple, which was only five centimeters away from the butterfly.
The audience was a little stunned. I don't know how many people rubbed their eyes, thinking that they had read it wrong.
Lin Dengyi's voice had an effect.In order to prevent his relatives and friends from recognizing him, he used the sound card to suppress his voice a few degrees.
However, this does not prevent everyone from knowing a piece of news - DD changes!sex!up!
There was an uproar in the bullet screen, and there was a sudden question mark.
Meow her!she……
She is a man? ? !
Some people scolded, some screamed, some were inexplicable.
The host was stunned, completely unaware of what happened.
What's the matter? ? ? What about DD?
no……
what happened!
Lin Dengyi's stool moved back half a meter, and he appeared on the screen arrogantly.The butterfly on his neck seemed to be alive, and it was particularly conspicuous in the lens, making his skin too cold and white.
Because of a complete change of style, it was very different from his usual appearance, and it covered his entire face, so no one could recognize who he was at all.
However, I have to admit that DD's body is enough to quickly harvest the hearts of all the women present in seconds.
At least in such a short few minutes, the barrage has fallen.
He sat casually on the chair, stretched out his index finger wearing a leather glove, and said coldly: "There are some things I want to tell you, and I hope you can listen carefully. First of all, this first, I don't want it. As you can see , I am a man, not the rumored loli. I just came to Trees before. I am sorry that I chose to hide my identity due to personal reasons. I was accidentally misunderstood by you, and I posted a lot of unnecessary posts. I thought I would just be an ordinary anchor , no one will pay attention, so I have been too lazy to explain. But I didn't expect such a day to appear at the event site, and I didn't expect to be liked by everyone. I am very lucky and very nervous, but please let this misunderstanding go away That's it, it's time to end. Thank you for your support for so long. I just feel ashamed. I will donate all the money I earn from the live broadcast. I don't want a penny. I'm sorry I haven't come out to explain, because ..."
Because I always thought that I would not stay on this platform for too long, and I might come and leave quietly.
He has no fixed place, drifting so far.
Moreover, the goal is more ambitious, and the future stage is not only Trees.
If there is a fate, we will meet again in the rivers and lakes, but if there is no fate, there will be three thousand dreams.
Finally, he said to his father and Zai Zai: "Secondly, you two, please switch to another live broadcast room to play. As you can see, I am not a woman. It is not worth spending so much money for me. You can't get anything from me if you spend the money." What, besides, I am not short of this money, if you feel that you have lost money, welcome to come to me, I will return all the money to you without a penny. In the end, you, my son..."
【son?Who is the son? 】
【? ? ? ? 】
【Call me Dad...】
DD has long wanted to settle accounts with my dad. In the past, he was too lazy to care about it, and later, his bragging words today made him very unhappy.
The sound of laughter came from the microphone, and the hook with the tail came into the ears. The deliberately lowered voice was full of hormones every minute, and the subwoofer almost made people dizzy.
"Your father, I didn't fuck you. I gave you face. What's the matter, you still want to fuck and faint me?" After finishing speaking, he arrogantly hooked his fingers at the camera, and the dark black butterfly on his neck seemed to come alive. It seemed that she was extremely flamboyant in front of the camera, "I'm right here, come here if I have the ability, and see who fucks and stuns."
Wow.
The audience is all fucking crazy!
Fuck, NB!
The author has something to say: suck...
Come on, place your bet, place your bet, the bet is out!
DD and Dad... who will be dizzy and who will win? !
It is normal for Mr. Nian not to be able to recognize the lights. Think about it, if a person changes his dressing style completely, his whole face is covered, and there is a stylist next to him, and finally the video effects and sound effects are adjusted. Including the lens frame, the total is so small, it is really not easy.
For example, King of Masked Singer (no one can guess who sang it, right?
Then, this article is currently participating in the competition, so I have to be cheeky and ask everyone for a nutrient solution. In the future, I will leave one or two more bottles for me, (///▽///) I love you!
感谢在2020-08-1509:42:37~2020-08-1608:07:50期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 3 for flowers and 1 for muddleheaded;
感谢投出地雷的小天使:ivycheers11个;2227个;469398933个;轻影映红窗、寒尘子2个;十口半田、知更鸟.1个;
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:李修水30瓶;老肥幽冥、顾寨河20瓶;困困13瓶;晋江今天倒闭了吗5瓶;鱼爱吃鱼、昭君姐姐、墨姒儿2瓶;月下三千1瓶;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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