After the school girl fell off the horse at the same table, it turned out to be...

Lin Dengyi did not admit to the crimes he committed.

He got up, walked to the other side, pushed Yu Zenian away: "Get out of the way."

Just as he took a step, his head fainted and he fell into Yu Zenian's arms.

Yu Zenian caught it from behind and shook his head: "Duplicate what you said, step aside while talking and poured it into my arms."

When the dizziness subsided, Lin Deng turned around and stepped on Yu Zenian's foot. Yu Zenian twitched in pain, staring at the back of his deskmate's head: "Your uncle."

Lin Dengyi walked around the room, but he didn't know what to do. Finally, his head was really dizzy, and he lay back on the bed and looked at his phone.

Yu Zenian poured him a glass of water and sat on the edge of the desk.

The WeChat chat page was still bombarded by classmates in the class, Lin Deng flipped through it several times in a row, feeling a little annoyed.

Just as he swiped his finger across the screen and was about to throw it aside, he suddenly found that Wang Xiaozha had sent him a bunch of messages after he went back.

Lin Deng turned on naturally and watched for a while.

At first glance, he realized something was wrong and froze slightly.

Yu Zenian who was beside him happened to hand him water and asked, "What's wrong?"

Lin Dengyi didn't speak.

Following that, his complexion became more and more ugly, his brows became tighter and tighter, and accompanied by a layer of faint pink on his neck.

Yu Zenian: "?" Curious and anxious, he simply sat next to him and watched with him.

It's okay if you don't look at it, just take a look...

Wang Xiaozha: [Deng, I, I, I will go back first, I am very special and very happy to see that you can find the other half you like!Because I was in a hurry, I didn't prepare any gifts to congratulate you on getting out of the order, so I just... just checked some information and sent you a message, after all, you will use it tonight.I have already sent Yu Zenian's copy to him, don't worry, you will never feel pain after reading my little tips, please pay attention to the following:]

As soon as Lin Deng wanted to say something, you wanted to send me some tips, but as a result, the chat history moved down, and he stared at gold stars.

[Wang Xiaozha's thoughtful tips have been intercepted by Jinjiang Literature City, Jinjiang Literature City prohibits any high school students' physical hygiene class, please Lin Dengyi's 250-watt small light bulbs to think of themselves. 】

The two people who read the tips...

Lin Dengyi: "..."

Yu Zenian: "..."

The faces of the two were getting redder than the other, and Yu Zenian was so thick that he didn't know what to say. He pretended to cough, took out his mobile phone, plugged it in with Lin Dengyi's charger, and turned it on.

He has very few WeChat contacts, except for the muted group chat, the one who jumped out immediately was Wang Xiaozha.

In view of the lessons he sent to Lin Dengyi, he knew what an explosive word "absolutely" was even without using his brain.

Yu Zenian shook his hand and wiped it, not daring to tell what was going on.

Lin Dengyi naturally looked away from his phone, and Yu Zenian opened it tremblingly.

Xindao: It's a ball, please be normal, okay? !

Obviously, God did not hear his petition.There is no normal, only abnormal.

Wang Xiaozha: [Brother! ! !elder brother! ! ! !Please be gentle with my lamp tonight! !be sure! ! !Don't be too aggressive, please, promise me, it's his first time! !Don't worry about what happens to him when he's drunk, he's in a hurry and you can't be in a hurry, please be patient with him, or I'll have to sing to him tomorrow, "The chrysanthemum is broken, the ground is hurt"...]

With a creak, Yu Zenian glanced at the head of the bed, Lin Dengyi's fingers were tightly gripping the wooden carvings, and those delicate wooden carvings seemed to be broken by him at any time.

Yu Zenian: "..." He swiped down.

Wang Xiaozha: 【[-]. EnoughForeplay...】

"Pfft!" At the first point, Yu Zenian spit out all the water that Yu Zenian took a big gulp at some point, even if he didn't look back, he could feel Lin Deng's anger bursting out of the sky behind him.

【[-]. Kiss him more...】

Yu Zenian shivered.

[[-]. Appropriate use of Lubrication...]

Yu Zenian: =. =

【[-]. Please try to be gentle...】

[Five, (most important) Please remember your index finger or middle finger...]

"……………………"

As soon as Lin Deng jumped out from behind him, he threw off his slippers and went to take a bath, taking away his anger and blushing ears.

Diu Yu Zenian was alone at the bedside, he peeked at his phone one after another, and sighed: "What the hell are these things?"

But, having said that... "It's useless to be shy, you have to face it when it's time to face it."

For Lin Dengyi, this morning is the magical second day of the Lunar New Year.

As soon as his uncle saw him, he laughed and kept laughing. Yu Zenian obviously knew something. He stood behind him and leaned against the door, with a look on his face: Don't ask me, I won't tell you if you ask me.

But no, I told him that I almost lost my virginity, and my little deskmate didn't believe it, and if I didn't believe it, I fell down, so I didn't talk about it.

It was not so easy for Tong Yu to let go of such a joke about his nephew, he pulled out his phone and waved to Lin Deng: "Come here, uncle will show you something good."

Lin Deng took the phone: "What is this?"

The two petals of the white flower...the buttocks, on which three small red flowers were painted with bright red watercolor pens.

Lin Dengyi "fucked": "Don't disgust me with this ass early in the morning."

Yu Zenian jumped out: "You say this ass is disgusting?!"

Uncle: "Who wants you to look at this butt? I want you to look at flowers!"

Lin Dengyi: "..." Who should he answer?

"Hua'er?" He resolutely chose to abandon Yu Zenian, "Isn't this flower pretty?"

Tong Yu: "..." Well, that's the level of appreciation.

He nodded: "It's fine if you think it looks good."

Yu Zenian was dissatisfied, and snatched the phone again with pain in his heart: "Such a perfect buttock, you actually say it's disgusting? Where can you find such a puffy, plump and white ass?"

Lin Dengyi: "..." He looked at Yu Zenian as if he had seen a ghost, "There is something wrong with you, it's not your ass, why are you so excited?"

"Why isn't it mine..." Yu Zenian swallowed the word "buttocks" that he didn't say, while Tong Yu laughed like a male duck, "quack quack quack" endlessly.

Lin Dengyi suddenly realized something...

"Don't tell me it's really yours..."

Yu Zenian: ...

Can I fucking say no!

Tong Yu couldn't straighten up with a smile, and swiped the screen with his index finger, and the video appeared in his eyes.

Lin Dengyi: "What is this?"

"Click, click to see." Tong Yu said with a smile.

Yu Zenian had a bad heart and reached out to grab the phone: "Don't look!! Fuck!!!"

no!Yu Zenian said that if you can't watch it, you must watch it!As soon as Lin Deng pressed the play button, he pressed it faster than anything else, but... once he pressed it, he regretted it.

"Fuck!!!! I want you to stop watching!!"

In the video, I was concentrating on pulling Yu Zenian's pants while bending over to draw on his buttocks, which was so close that I almost kissed his buttocks, with a serious face on my face.

And Yu Zenian's hands behind his back were tied tightly by himself, and Lin Deng lay on his stomach, his legs were still wrapped around each other's arms, so he couldn't move at all.

I saw one flower, two flowers, and three flowers blooming on Yu Zenian's ass.

Yu Zenian's heart was ashamed. After finishing the painting, Lin Dengyi blew on the three flowers with great love. The cool wind blew on his skin, and Yu Zenian wanted to cry without tears.

"Whoa, my ass has been defiled by this man, I'm not clean anymore..."

Blowing was not enough, Lin Dengyi lovingly held the three little flowers, and even gave a "hush" to the camera, saying: "The flowers are sleeping, and they will bloom tomorrow, please don't disturb them."

I saw the screen moving up and down, as if nodding, it should be Tong Yu's response.

From the small voice of suppressed laughter, it can be heard how uncomfortable Tong Yu endured at that time...

Then, Lin Deng kissed the flower with a smack: "Hey, sleep well."

"Fuck!!" Yu Zenian below writhed in despair, "Fuck!!!!!!"

Lin Dengyi who watched the entire video: "..."

This is not me, this is not me, this must not be me!

"I want you to stop watching." Not only Lin Dengyi, but also Yu Zenian collapsed, his life is wise!Destroyed at once!How can I establish dignity in front of my little deskmate from now on!

Does he still want to have an image!

Don't think about the image, Lin Dengyi couldn't believe it was him.

The face that was covered with a cold mask all day was shattered inch by inch, and it was obvious that he was at a loss for what to do.

"Is this impossible? My wine taste is obviously very good." He whispered to himself in doubt.

"Who told you that the wine is good?" Yu Zenian broke down.

"Wang Xiaozha...he said that I was very obedient after drinking, and I sat there without moving, so I didn't need to worry about anything." Lin Dengyi replied.

Yu Zenian: "..."

Do you believe what Wang Xiaozha said?

Lin Deng walked back to his room in a daze, the video he just watched kept flashing in his head.

The more he thought about it, the more he collapsed, the more he thought about it, the more maddened he became, his shame climbed up inch by inch, and his face flushed red with embarrassment.Sitting at the desk, he yelled and covered his face tightly, wishing he could get in through a crack in the floor and never come out again.

Unfortunately, there are no seams.

While Lin Dengyi was in a frenzy, the phone rang.Take a look, UAA people.

"Hello?" His voice was weak, and the other party snorted, "What's the matter, you're so angry, didn't you sleep well last night?"

"..."

Can you forget about last night?

"What's the matter?" With his eyes closed and his forehead propped, Lin Deng thought about being an ostrich.

"What's wrong with your personal information? Why did you suddenly change it to being in a relationship? Your fans are crazy, and there are posts everywhere on the forum."

"What in love?" Lin Deng was puzzled.

"Didn't you change that yourself?"

"It's not me. Wait a minute, I'll turn on the speakerphone."

Click on Trees and find the personal information proficiently. The blue icon that was originally single is now full of pink bubbles, and the words next to it really say - "in love".

"Fuck... who changed it?!" Lin Deng was furious, "Who changed my personal information randomly?"

The other side of the phone listened and asked, "Does anyone know your password?"

"No, only I know, I..."

The scene of taking out the cell phone from under the pillow when he was groggy last night flashed in his mind.He seemed to have fiddled with his phone, but...

No way?

Lin Deng was stunned.

"Hang up, I'll talk about it later."

Turn on the computer and enter Trees. Although it is Chinese New Year recently, there are many people in Trees. Those who usually go to work and school are on vacation, so I am excited to post here.

DD, the rookie anchor who was a flash in the pan and amazed countless people, has been silent for several months. Just when everyone thought he would quit the Internet forever, he suddenly changed his personal status.There are countless his posts on the forum, and some people find it annoying, shouting loudly, can you stop making trouble? !

After looking around, he clicked into his live broadcast room, and the fans inside were all squatting. He was glad that he was on the small Wasabi account, otherwise, if he entered the live broadcast room with a DD account, he might really explode.

Lin Dengyi hasn't visited the Trees post bar for a long time, so he simply read it for a while.Many new faces have been pushed to the public's attention. This year's fresh blood should not be underestimated. The most popular one is the all-star Nian Daye.

Uncle Nian's post was always on the top, and Lin Deng clicked in.

Good guy.That gaudy picture on the first floor.

What [uncle rest assured to fly, aunt will always be with you. 】

Lin Dengyi: "..."

It is enough for the uncle to meet such fans this year.

What else [Mirror rookie king, the uncle will take you to break through! 】

【You are my master, and I am your robbery. 】

Lin Dengyi: "..."

There were also fans who made a video, and he later found out that this was a confession building.

WTF.

Before, I felt okay with Uncle Nian, but after the fight with him, I felt that he was not serious about being lazy, and Lin Deng's attitude towards him changed drastically.

Just about to close the page, Yu Zenian came in.

Holding the fruit: "Grandma asked me to bring you something to eat. Hey, what is this?" Yu Zenian leaned closer to have a look.

At a glance, Lin Deng excitedly slapped Lin Deng on the shoulder: "Your idol!?!"

As soon as Lin Deng picked up an orange, he was slapped like this and rolled several times on the ground.

"Can you take it easy?!"

Yu Zenian's eyes were full of surprises, he pushed Lin Deng aside: "Take me to sit."

He took the mouse, flipped through the confession building, and asked Lin Dengyi, who was already sluggish: "You like Uncle Nian?! Why didn't you say it earlier, damn it hahahahaha, you like Uncle Nian!?"

Lin Dengyi: "...Huh?"

"Uncle Nian is your idol after you've been doing it for a long time, why did you come to the confession building, you, why didn't you tell me."

"What... am I telling you for?" Lin Deng slowly raised a question mark on his forehead.

"Me." Yu Zenian patted his chest, "Just confess to me."

"Can you stop being narcissistic." Lin Dengyi pointed at the screen, "Okay, you go out and play, I have something to do."

That's it!

It turned out that the little deskmate was going to confess his love to him in the confession building!

Yu Zenian went out the door, clicked on Trees and began to browse the confession building.

After a while, a new floor appeared in the confession floor——

[Is this the one who posted the photo on Weibo, saying that he is the idiot of ChineseCaptain that he has a sexy butt? 】

Yu Zenian was taken aback.

Who the hell dare to scold him?This must not be his cute little deskmate!

[Call me Grandpa] The account is ready to fight back.

At this time, he brushed out another one.

——[Uncle Nian is the man I will never get, I love him, ah, my uncle, I am deeply obsessed with you! 】

The corners of Yu Zenian's mouth raised slowly.

This is my cute little deskmate!

If that's the case, if it's true that he is his favorite e-sports player and his idol.My deskmate is so reserved, I must be embarrassed to say it.

Uncle Nian was thinking, I must give him a piece of my autograph as a surprise!

The author has something to say: show some face, I am a year old...

I was locked up for more than ten hours, which is the longest time I have ever been locked up in my life.

I really don't understand much, and I don't drive, why did I lock my TAT for so long.

感谢在2020-09-2220:21:17~2020-09-2321:36:53期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Sunflower; 7 bottles of a certain umbrella father in Penglai; 3 bottles of Suiyueran szd; 2 bottles of always book shortage;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!