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[Theme] Second-hand 1T ghost-catch U disk for sale at jumping price

【Content】Brand: King Tianshi; Model: King3.2.0; Flash memory capacity: 1T; Condition: 3500% new;Genuine product!SF Free Shipping!Cash on delivery is supported (Huabei is not supported for now)!A treasure address:

Floor 1: Are second-hand Ghostbuster USB drives so expensive now?

Floor 2: That’s right, life in the industry has been too difficult in recent years

Floor 3: This is still cheap. The Buffy USB flash drive I received last month cost 100 yuan for more than 1000 GB!The second-hand exorcism air purifier next door costs more than 3000 yuan!

[Subject] Recruitment information of Duanmu Group in C City in 20XX

[Content] Position monthly salary: Negotiable; Work location: City C; Nature of work: Full-time; Number of recruits: 1 person; Position category: Chief Feng Shui Master Requirements: No age limit, male or female, able to skillfully use various celestial masters to work Software, with more than three years of work experience in Fengshui or Tianshi, flexible work, strong ability to withstand pressure is preferred.

Benefits: The probationary period is 3 months, and the professional celestial master labor contract is signed, and the company pays five social insurances and one housing fund for employees.

Interested parties please send your resume to email.

Floor 1: Sofa! ! !

Floor 2: Duanmu Company has finally recruited! ! !Front row group photo!

Floor 3: It is said that the number of graduates of King Tianshi College this year has increased by three percentages compared to last year, and the pressure of competition has increased again!This headhunting company has only been top students from King Tianshi Academy over the years.

Floor 4: OMG!Only one person is recruited, so many people compete for one position!But I heard that the monthly salary of this company is super high! !And the boss is always a diamond bachelor, handsome beyond the sky!

Zhang Jiu slid the mouse, he wanted to collect a second-hand USB flash drive recently, because the brand-new ghost-catch USB flash drives are too expensive these days, Zhang Jiu felt that it would be more cost-effective to collect a second-hand flash drive.The 3.5-inch ghost-catching floppy disk he currently uses costs 300 yuan each. The key is not only expensive, but the most important thing is that the capacity is too small!

It feels too crowded to accept the ghosts inside. Within a month, Zhang Jiu has received three complaints from the professional celestial master association. These days, the evil ghosts also want ghost power...

Zhang Jiu scratched his hair irritably, grabbed a cigarette from the table, and lit it in his mouth. Now the second-hand USB flash drive costs more than 3000 yuan, which is more than his hard-earned hard-earned money in a month. , Buy a ghost-catching USB flash drive, and you won’t have to expose the pot this month.

Zhang Jiu thought about it, or else he would just accept a few more complaints and forget about it, and save a few months' money before buying a USB flash drive.

He refreshed the forum, and found that a post suddenly went viral, it turned out to be a job offer!

Zhang Jiu's eyes were a little bright, and he stared at the recruitment post with a smile, biting a cigarette and dancing with joy. Everyone in the world of celestial masters knows that the feng shui masters of Duanmu Group in C City are very well paid. If you can apply for the chief feng shui of Duanmu Company Master, that is a great honor, not to mention buying a USB flash drive to catch ghosts.

Zhang Jiu rubbed his chin, ready to sort out his resume. Although he is not from King Tianshi Academy, he has been in this industry for several years and has a lot of experience. He still feels very promising.

Zhang Jiu is 22 years old and has just graduated from university. There is a half-brother at home who does not live in City C. Zhang Jiu came to City C after his university entrance examination. At the beginning, I started to mix in the industry.

These days, it is not easy to do celestial masters, and the planning of the industry is getting more and more tense. There are exams for the professional title of celestial masters every year, from the first level to the second level, the third level and the fourth level, all the way to the eighth level, and the industry is very saturated. It's also hard to find good jobs.

People in the industry say that Zhang Jiu is not suitable for being a teacher. Firstly, it is because of his appearance. Zhang Jiu is not tall and does not look majestic. There are also black-rimmed glasses on the top, which looks like an otaku. This kind of face can't calm ghosts at all. Ghosts also look at their faces these days!

In addition, Zhang Jiu's physique is very negative.When Zhang Jiu was born, someone told his fortune, saying that he would not live long, because Zhang Jiu's physique was too yin, and his name was not Zhang Jiu, but later changed his name to "Nine", nine is the largest positive number, Zhang Jiu Jiu's fate lacks too much yang energy.People with this kind of fate are born to attract ghosts, evil spirits, and bad luck. Of course, they are not suitable to be celestial masters.

As soon as Zhang Jiu opened the document, the QQ on the computer suddenly jumped up, obviously a business came.

Zhang Jiu opened the dialog box, began typing proficiently, and conscientiously started his celestial master business.

Zhang Tianshi: [Automatic reply] Hello~ [No more reminders]

Zhang Tianshi: [Automatic reply] Home visits to catch ghosts, Feng Shui predictions, coffin renovations, mobile phone filming, no money for face-to-face, and high prices for black donkey hooves and dog blood that are more than 50 years old, and the invoices are authentic! [no more reminders]

Zhang Tianshi: May I help you~

Mandrill Charm: Can mobile phone film also come to the door?

Zhang Tianshi: Yes~ Free door-to-door filming within five kilometers

Zhang Tianshi: Over five kilometers, an additional five yuan will be charged for every five kilometers

Zhang Tianshi: 15 yuan for mobile phone film, 30 yuan for tablet film, and [-] yuan for coffin film~

Mandrill Jingmei: Oh, I need a mobile phone film, so I can give you the address

Mandrill Charm: City C, Yincao Jifu Road, Courtyard No. 6, Building 3, Negative 18th Floor, Hell Room 1810 Mandrill Charm: Is it convenient after midnight tonight, I'm in a hurry to sleep during the day Zhang Jiu: "..."

Zhang Jiu bit his cigarette and said, "Recently I've been doing business with ghosts, why is there no living person to give me some business?"

As he was speaking, he saw a white shadow floating over from the side. The shadow didn't touch the ground at all, just floating in the air. The eyes, except that the body is a little more transparent, and they don't step on the ground when walking, are actually very cute.

Bai Ying is not tall, looks a little thin, wearing a cute bear hoodie, sitting in mid-air, dangling his two thin legs, said: "My lord is so amazing! This month, 81 films have been pasted. Alright! Let's celebrate with shabu-shabu for dinner tonight!"

Zhang Jiu stretched out his hand to pinch Baiying's fleshy cheek, and said, "Ermao, no cuteness is allowed. I'm going to visit my house to exorcise evil spirits tonight. I don't have time to cook hot pot."

Ermao swayed his calf and said, "It doesn't matter, my lord, I can do it with three points."

He said, turning his head to look behind him.

A man in a black suit walked over from the side. His eyes were blue, and his smile was narrowed into a slit. He looked extremely gentle. He was dressed in a neat suit, white shirt, and shiny leather shoes, which made him look The gentleman is elegant, and his hair is carefully groomed, but his skin is amazingly white, and his body is also translucent...

San Fen smiled and said: "My lord, I think the Feng Shui here is actually not right, so you can only do business with dead people."

Zhang Jiu said disapprovingly, "What's wrong with Fengshui? This is a treasured place of Fengshui, where the yang energy is positive and the feet step on the dragon's veins, which is specially designed to overcome yin and evil."

San Fen said with a smile: "Upstairs is a hairdressing salon, and downstairs is a health massage parlor. Your Tianshi office is here. I'm afraid no normal person would dare to come in."

Zhang Jiu said seriously: "But the rent is cheap."

As he spoke, he pinched the cigarette into the ashtray and said, "How about a hundred? Has he returned from putting film on someone's coffin?"

Er Mao shook his legs and said, "I just came back, and I'm in a daze over there, here!"

San Fen handed over the freshly brewed tea and said, "My lord, I have a question I've wanted to ask you for a long time."

While replying to QQ, Zhang Jiu said, "What's the problem?"

Sanfen smiled and said, "Why did you name us Baibao, Ermao, and Sanfen?"

Zhang Jiu thought for a while and said, "Because I picked up 100 yuan when I went out that day, and finally picked up an evil ghost, so I named him Baibai."

Ermao and Sanfen turned their heads and looked at Baibai who was sitting by the window at the same time. Baibai had a cold face. He has always had facial paralysis. It is said that he used to be a demon and didn't talk much, but after getting along for a long time, he knew that he was actually not bad. .

Three cents can already be imagined, Zhang Jiu went out another day and picked up two cents, and then picked up a ghost, so it was called two cents, but he himself was more miserable, that day Zhang Jiu only picked up three cents...

Sanfen sighed, there are still people using cent coins.

As a professional celestial master these days, there are always several shikigami around him so as not to lose his status. The more shikigami, the stronger the spiritual power of the shikigami, which means the stronger the ability of this celestial master.Zhang Jiu, who is an eighth-level professional celestial master, also has three shikigami around him, but Zhang Jiu didn't have the "fierce" process of surrendering the shikigami, he just picked up three ghosts by chance.

The first one is called Baibai. He has facial paralysis. He is not close to ghosts. He is tall. If he is not always sullen, he should be regarded as a man, woman, and child. He used to be an evil spirit. His favorite thing is to stare at the window in a daze. Know what he's thinking.

The second one is Ermao, Zhang Jiu likes to call him Maomao, he is a cute little boy, the exact age is unknown, it seems to be several hundred years old, he always wears a bear with a hoodie, and runs around with bare white legs.

The third one is Sanfen, and Zhang Jiu’s nickname for him is Saner, or Xiaosan... He is a beast in clothes, and seems to have mixed Chinese and Western blood. many times.

Zhang Jiu's three shikigami are his right-hand assistants. Although ordinary people can't see them, they are very practical when putting a film on a ghost's door.

Zhang Jiu turned off the computer, put the cigarettes in his trouser pocket, stood up and prepared to go out, and said: "I should go to people's door to exorcise evil spirits, if you want to eat hot pot, let Sanfen prepare it, and eat it when I come back!"

Ermao immediately cheered and floated up, sent Zhang Jiu to the door, and thoughtfully picked up Zhang Jiu's tool backpack and handed it to him, saying: "My lord, come back quickly, we will wait for you to eat!"

Zhang Jiu slung his backpack on his shoulders, which were filled with yellow talismans, peach talismans, peach wood swords, etc. He went downstairs quickly, took out the cigarette and put it in his mouth, and walked forward with his long legs.

When he walked out of the building, Zhang Jiu glanced back. His house was on the fourth floor, and there was a big signboard that read——Zhang Tianshi's Ghost Catch Office!

Upstairs is the "Beautiful Beauty" hairdressing salon, and downstairs is the "Night Sultry" health massage parlor, which looks really incomparable——

harmonious……