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Facial paralysis is so energetic in the morning!

Zhang Jiu jumped off the bed with a hairy body, while Duanmu Jinyang lay on the bed for a while, and then got up to wash and dress.

Zhang Jiu watched as he unbuttoned his bathrobe and took off his clothes without hesitation. Only his underwear was left on his body from head to toe. His muscular and smooth body was fully exposed. He had healthy wheat-colored skin. He was tall and handsome, with early hair Slightly messy, it looks extremely lazy and sexy.

Zhang Jiu: "Meow..." It's really boring.

Zhang Jiu lowered his head silently, and touched his cat's nose with his small paw, feeling a little itchy, but fortunately there was no nosebleed.

Duanmu Jinyang took out the clothes from the closet. The closet was very large and it was full of formal clothes. The shirts alone had more clothes than Zhang Jiu had in all seasons. Zhang Jiu was dumbfounded and confirmed again that this facial paralysis is definitely a Shopaholic.

Duanmu Jinyang put on his clothes quickly. He put on his shirt first, but didn't tie it up, and then half bent down to put on his trousers. The shirt was spread out, his back muscles relaxed slightly, and his abdominal muscles contracted. There was not even a trace of fat. He got up in great shape, quickly put on the trousers, fastened the belt, and then started to button the shirt.

Duanmu Jinyang's fingers were long and slender, with big knots, and his palms looked strong. He fastened the buttons one by one, and then pulled out a tie to fasten it slowly.

The movement of Duanmu Jinyang changing clothes was just like acting, the movement was smooth and beautiful, Zhang Jiu avoided it, and now he was lying on the side of the door silently staring with two big round eyes.

Duanmu Jinyang talked to Zhang Jiu while wearing his tie in front of the mirror, but he was mostly talking to himself, saying, "Xiao Jiu, I had a strange dream again...Nine...Nine?"

Zhang Jiu couldn't understand what he said, so he scratched his ear.

After Duanmu Jinyang washed and dressed, he went out to make breakfast for himself. Zhang Jiu found that he could cook with facial paralysis, and the cooking movements were very elegant. Everything in his house was in order. After cooking, he tidied up the dining table , the open dining table is also spotless.

Duanmu Jinyang made breakfast for himself, then took out a pink polka-dot food bowl, and poured cat food on it for Zhang Jiu.

Zhang Jiu gently pushed the food bowl away with his tail in distaste. This action seemed to be too smart for the little black cat. Duanmu Jinyang was amused by him, and gently scratched Zhang Jiu's chin and said, "Why?" Little guy, don't like to eat? Are you sick?"

Who said that Zhang Jiu doesn't like to eat, he just doesn't like cat food, when Zhang Jiu saw the toast bacon on Duanmu Jinyang's plate, and the golden soft-boiled sun eggs, he was so hungry that he jumped on the table, He lowered his head, stuck out his little pink tongue, licked the soft-boiled egg twice, and then ate it voraciously.

Duanmu Jinyang sat down and watched Zhang Jiu sweep up his plate of breakfast. The whole process took no more than a minute. The little guy ate two slices of toast, two slices of bacon, and a sun egg, but the little guy It's only the size of a palm, so I don't know if it will make me sick.

Zhang Jiu was very satisfied with the food. I don’t know what high-end ingredients his family’s ingredients are. It may also be that the facial paralysis is so good. It’s surprisingly delicious. clap.

Duanmu Jinyang couldn't help but reached out and touched Zhang Jiu's belly, which was very bulging, like a small ball.

Duanmu Jinyang made breakfast by himself again, and even went to wash the dishes after eating. Zhang Jiu was a little unbelievable. It turned out that there was no nanny or hourly worker in Facial Paralysis's family. ...

It was getting late after dinner, Duanmu Jinyang was going to work, took the car keys to go out, Zhang Jiu followed him all the way, finally found the stairwell, went down the first floor from the stairwell, Duanmu Jinyang changed at the entrance He took off his leather shoes, then turned around, patted Zhang Jiu on the head, and said, "Stay at home honestly, don't run out again, and I will change your dressing when you come back at night."

Zhang Jiu nodded immediately, put on a cute look, sat on the ground with his back paws, propped his body up, and raised a small paw, waving to Duanmu Jinyang to say goodbye.

Duanmu Jinyang bent down, pinched his little paw, shook it, and said, "I'm leaving."

Duanmu Jinyang locked the door and went out. Zhang Jiu felt that his paws were filled with the smell of yang energy. The place touched by Duanmu Jinyang was very warm. The warmth seemed to be able to reach all the limbs, almost making him feel sick. Zhang Jiu is addicted.

Zhang Jiu lowered his head, sniffed his little nose, and sniffed his little paws. It really was that kind of warm smell. This kind of warm yang energy made people very obsessed. People in the system like Duanmu Jinyang were still men. Not only attracting heterosexual relationships, but also same-sex relationships, even ghosts and spirits will flock to them.

Zhang Jiu shook his little tail, intoxicated by the yang energy remaining on his little paws, then suddenly woke up, shaking his head vigorously, his little black ears trembled back and forth.

Zhang Jiu yelled "meow meow" twice to cheer himself up. Today is already Thursday, and before this evening, he must recover his body and send the old man home.

Zhang Jiu jumped up to the window of the living room. It seemed that Duanmu Jinyang had secured all the windows and locked them to prevent the little guy from escaping.

But Zhang Jiuke is much smarter than cats, and this kind of lock can't trouble him at all. He jumped onto the window sill, and then jumped suddenly, his little paws hugged the lock on the window, and his hind paws held the window hard. Break, the lock is opened.

Zhang Jiu hangs on the window, using the weight of his body to move forward, and finally opens the window. There is a small garden in front of the door. Zhang Jiu jumps down, holding up the head of the little black cat "Noble" complacently...

The result was dumbfounded!

The surrounding area is full of villas. As far as Zhang Jiu knows, the villas in City C are all in the suburbs. Everyone who lives here has a private car, so there is no bus stop nearby.

Moreover, as a little black cat, Zhang Jiu couldn't get on the bus...

Zhang Jiu yelled "Meow!", thinking that this would not be a problem for him, so he ran to the city center at worst.

Zhang Jiu ran so far that he didn't see anyone, there was no station, and there was no subway.

Finally, someone passed by and thought he was a wild cat, ready to take him home. Zhang Jiu didn't want to escape from the wolf's den and into the tiger's mouth, so he ran away crazily.

After running for an hour, it was already 08:30. Zhang Jiu was sweating all over, and there was plenty of sunlight in summer. Zhang Jiu's fur was black, which just absorbed the sunlight, and he felt that his body was too warm!

A taxi passed by with a passenger on board, and the passenger suddenly said, "Eh? Is there something on the roof of your car?"

The driver said, "What? There is nothing. Did you misread it?"

Zhang Jiu was lying on the roof of the taxi, his two little paws tightly hugged the roof light of the taxi, and the speed of the car was not low, as if he was going to be thrown away. Zhang Jiu felt that he was so smart that he came up with the idea. Take a taxi this way, and it doesn't cost money...

The taxi was going to the city center. Zhang Jiu got off the bus in the city center. There were many people in this place, and it was still rush hour. Zhang Jiu's cute appearance was very attractive, and several people wanted to take him away.

Zhang Jiu fled all the way. He didn't have any communication tools on him, and as a kitten without a physical body, he couldn't use his spiritual power. He needed to find a way to call the three shikigami.

Zhang Jiu glanced around, and found that there was a tall building in front of him, which was the building where he worked.

Zhang Jiu's eyes suddenly lit up, green round eyes full of excitement, there is a telephone in the building, and a landline in his office, he can call Shikigami!

But in an instant, Zhang Jiu's green eyes drooped again...

This year is really unlucky, Zhang Jiu feels that he should go to the temple to burn incense, or go to the Taoist temple to worship, today is his second day in office!

Strictly speaking, yesterday was the first day of the report, and today is the first day of employment. Because of the former Feng Shui master, the personnel department and even Duanmu Jinyang regarded him as a charlatan. Now it’s all right, after the report If you are absent without a reason, you will definitely be stamped as "irresponsible", "playing big", and "lazy"!

Zhang Jiu circled the building several times. There are security guards at the gate, and the security measures are too strict. Not to mention cats, even mosquitoes cannot fly in. Do you want to go up with a "foreign visitor" badge!

Zhang Jiu searched for a breakthrough for a long time. For the nth time, he felt that he was too smart. He found a ventilation duct. He didn't know what it was. Anyway, there was no water, and it was big enough for him to get in.

When Zhang Jiu climbed in, he was choked immediately. He was covered in dirt and kept sneezing. He crawled along the passage, and kept climbing until it was dark. Moreover, he found that the passage was descending. , seems to lead to the ground.

With a sound of "Boom!", Zhang Jiu fell out of the pipe, covered in dirt, and looked up, it turned out to be the third floor underground, which was very kind, with a desk, an old computer, and a filing cabinet. This was not me. office!

It turned out that behind the filing cabinet, there was a large pipeline, which seemed to be abandoned, and no one sealed the pipeline.

Zhang Jiu shook the hair on his body vigorously to shake the soil off, then jumped onto the table, sat back on the table, picked up the landline phone in his little paw, and decisively dialed his home number.

As soon as the phone rang, someone answered it very quickly. The voice was very childish, very tender, and it sounded like two hairs.

Ermao said in a straight voice: "Hello, this is Zhang Tianshi's Ghost Catch Office. Is there anything I can do to help you?"

Zhang Jiu gave Ermao's opening remarks full marks in his heart. Not to mention, the shikigami in his family is especially good at critical moments, so it's not in vain!

Zhang Jiu immediately said excitedly: "Ermao! I'm Zhang Jiu, come to the company to find me, it's urgent!"

And what Er Mao heard was "Meow! Meow! Meow~ Meow, meow, meow, meow!"

Ermao: "..."

Zhang Jiu heard Ermao talking to Sanfen, "Sanfen, can you speak cat language?"

Three points: "..."

Zhang Jiu: "..."

Zhang Jiu was in a hurry, and immediately yelled "Meow Meow Meow" again, and then heard a three-point voice from the phone saying: "Just harass the call, just hang up."

Don't hang up!

Zhang Jiu yelled, but it turned into "Meow Meow Meow" again...

rattling!

The phone hung up, and there was a busy tone of "Dididi——".

Zhang Jiu dropped the phone angrily, thinking of some ghost shikigami, he couldn't communicate with his master at critical moments!

Zhang Jiu wanted to make another phone call, but the workers in the workshop came to the bathroom and heard cats meowing next door, so they came to check what happened. Zhang Jiu was so frightened that he immediately got into the pipe and climbed up quickly.

He quickly climbed to the exit, but Zhang Jiu found that he seemed lost...

The exit didn't lead to the outside of the building, and there was a fork in the way, which he didn't notice at all.

Zhang Jiu was still inside the building. The exit was covered by an iron net. It looked rusty and there was a lot of dirt. When Zhang Jiu crawled over, he heard someone talking under the iron net.

I vaguely heard someone say "performance appraisal indicators for the third quarter" and so on.

Zhang Jiu listened attentively. There seemed to be a conference room below. Many people were having a meeting. A deep voice rang out, "Is there anything you need to report, Manager Zhang?"

It was Duanmu Jinyang, the voice was absolutely unmistakable, the voice was too soft, Zhang Jiu shivered, put his little head on the iron net, and looked down hard, it was indeed Duanmu Jinyang.

A woman's voice sounded, it was Manager Zhang from the Human Resources Department.

Manager Zhang said: "Zhang Jiu, the chief Feng Shui master who just joined the job yesterday, is absent today for no reason, and the phone cannot be reached. Mr. Duanmu, I suggest..."

Zhang Jiu became anxious as soon as he heard it, he was not absent innocently!

When he was in a hurry, he stomped on the iron net with his little paw, and the iron net made a "click" in an instant, and suddenly loosened, and fell directly from the sky.

Zhang Jiu's feet were empty, and he fell down in an instant. "Dang—" With a loud noise, the iron net and Zhang Jiu fell on the large round table in the conference room. A gray little black cat fell from the sky and took the Duanmu Group The higher-ups are all confused.

Manager Zhang reacted first, dialed the inside line, and said, "Security? Whose cat? Why did a cat break in, grab it! In the big conference room..."

Before Manager Zhang finished speaking, the boss suddenly stood up, then picked up the little black cat that was also stunned by the fall, dusted him off, and said, "My cat. "

Manager Zhang: "..."

All the high-level officials: "..."

Security Department: "..."

Zhang Jiu fell so badly that he was almost slapped by the iron net, and was picked up by Duanmu Jinyang again, stroking the fluff lightly, and he was already in a mess.

Zhang Jiu opened his green eyes and suddenly saw the French window behind Duanmu Jinyang.This conference room should not be too high, and you can clearly see downstairs. A white van is parked on the opposite road. The front of the van is dented, and the headlight on the left is broken...

Zhang Jiu immediately "Meow!", it's that car!Although Zhang Jiu didn't see what the van looked like at the time, the car hit the curb, and the front of the car must have been gnawed off. What happened last night has not had time to repair it today.

Zhang Jiu scraped his little paws, and jumped out of Duanmu Jinyang's arms. One of the floor-to-ceiling windows opened a small crack. Zhang Jiu's body was very light, and he jumped out instantly, squeezed out of the small crack...

Duanmu Jinyang was startled, his face became gloomy, and he shouted "Xiao Jiu!", stepped to the window with his long legs, glanced down, and then rushed out the door quickly, as if he was chasing him.

And the high-level people in the meeting room were dumbfounded again. The boss's cat suddenly jumped off the building. The high-level meeting was halfway on Thursday, and the boss went to chase the cat...