Please exchange your majesty for the tiger talisman

After three months of preparations for the battle, according to the contract, Youyu took his "evil way" and marched into Cangyan.Yu Minuo stayed in Qianzhou, his body was not suitable for bumping, and he didn't want to see the killing, so he gave Youyu three kits and asked Youyu to open them at the corresponding time.

After two months, the army arrived at a city named Liufu.Yan Jun has [-] soldiers and horses stationed here, but fortunately, Cang Luan and Wang Yang are not in this branch, but they are facing Shu Jin in the north, Shu Jin is worse!Although Youyu picked up a big bargain, he has an illusion that he is too small and Cangluan doesn't even care about it?

Youyu is strong on the outside and strong on the inside, and he has the courage to shout to the sky: "Cangluan, you deceive people too much, do you treat me, Yu Youyu, as nothing!"

Lin Zhiling ignored the pretentious Youyu, clapped his hands and cheered, "That's great, the snipe and the clam fight for the fisherman's benefit, Yan Li is so powerful, we will both lose, God bless us!"

Zhou Chang gave an order: "garrison!"

Liufu - the border town of Cangyan, also known as Zhucheng, as the name suggests, there are bamboo forests all over the mountains and plains, and you can smell the fragrance of bamboo everywhere.Local people have bamboo shoots for three meals a day, houses and pavilions are made of bamboo, and pots and pans are made of bamboo.Just in midsummer, looking around, the suburbs of the city are lush and green.I heard that this is the hometown of Mo Yilou, where mountains and rivers support people. No wonder he always only wears green clothes, bean green, or jade green, with bamboo hairpins on his head, and carries a fairy spirit like "wreathed in clouds and mists", teaching people to look at it. Looking relaxed and happy.

Presumably the near future battlefield is deep in the bamboo forest.

Although Yan people are strong in their bones, they always have weaknesses. If they are lured for profit, they can buy one or two.Youyu bribed four or five villagers and asked them to introduce the customs and customs of Liufu to the Qian army, so that the Qian army would follow the customs when they went to the countryside.

The villagers said that the people of Liufu believe in Qingweng, a god who blesses Liufu with good weather and abundant crops year after year.Grains?Some fish ate two plates of bamboo shoots, expressing their innocence.

There are many bamboo forests in Liufu, and the underground water source is abundant. The clouds and mists linger in the morning, and the wet clouds fall early and early in the evening, like a cloud sleeve lingering in the forest, lingering, just like a fairyland on earth.But talking about immortals is also immortal, and talking about evil is also evil.You Yu died in the depths of the bamboo forest in the evening, and was hit by green snakes in the face repeatedly, making his face "green" in fright.

You Yu interrupted the pious singing of the villagers to the gods, and said, "Don't talk about gods, is there anything evil?"

"Evil things..." The villagers turned pale when they talked about it. "There are goblins, snake demons, who wear revealing green shirts and are extremely good-looking. They specialize in seducing men into the bamboo forest to suck up the man's yang energy. Corpses appear in the bamboo forest every now and then. It was all done by the snake demon."

A fish got excited and asked, "Is there a woman's body?"

"Of course there are. They are all those women who are looking for revenge or husbands for their husbands. Every day when the sun goes down, no one dares to go into the bamboo forest."

Youyu sneered, it seems that the imagination of the local people is not high.Except that the male corpse was the female corpse, which was naturally bitten to death by a snake. It is more interesting to say that the female corpse was seduced and sucked dry by a male snake spirit than a woman looking for her husband who was killed by a snake demon.

"Hey, have you ever seen a snake demon? It's so flirtatiously dressed, is it flirtatious?" You Yu smiled frivolously, and the more he asked, the more vulgar he became.

Lin Zhiling looked embarrassed, glared at Youyu, and left the tent.

Villager: "It's so embarrassing! It's too leaky!"

Some fish were so excited that they tapped on the table. "Hey! Why don't you tell me where it's covered."

"let me tell you……"

There is a down-to-earth atmosphere, and the villagers are familiar with each other, and a group of people get along with each other in a few moments.The villagers were eloquent, and the details were vividly detailed and meticulous.The soldiers on the side blushed and ran out in shame.Leaving those shameless people like Youyu listening with gusto, forgetting to eat and sleep, and talking at night by candlelight.What's more, they rushed into the bamboo forest under the bright moon of the fifteenth day, regardless of holding up the lamp.

On the second day, Yuyu was even more inexplicable. He locked his demons and crooks in a big tent, and no one else was allowed to enter or leave. He asked them to write books and draw pictures of the good stories of last night.

Even Lin Zhiling, who has such a high position and authority, can't step in. Lin Zhiling is lying outside the tent, listening to the foul language inside, which is unsightly-"Damn, hot eyes!" "Spicy face!" "Chen Wang, I can't stand it anymore!" "Wow, you're so vivid!" "Hey, you're even worse, old driver!"...

"Yu Youyu, get out!" Lin Zhiling roared at the tent, furious.

"Wait..." Youyu's response came from inside, which seemed to be reluctant to leave.

After waiting for a long time for the fish to come out slowly, Lin Zhiling stepped forward and pulled his ears, dragging him into another tent. "What do you mean? You are here to fight the war, not to open a brothel! If you can't give me a reasonable explanation, believe it or not, I will shoot them."

"Hey, my ears hurt!" Youyu pulled Lin Zhiling's hand away, rubbed his ears, and said, "I call it cultural infiltration!"

He was sloppy in class and had no idea of ​​the nature of cultural osmosis, but he was confident that his superficial understanding was enough.

"What kind of penetration are you?" Lin Zhiling hated the prodigal son the most, and kicked Youyu on the knee again.

"Hoo hoo hoo!" You Yu complained incessantly, "The sparrow knows the ambition of the swan, but I can't explain it to you!"

"Okay, okay, even if I'm not smart enough, why don't you talk to General Zhou?"

"Soldiers can't get involved in this kind of thing. Besides, I've already talked to Xiao Si." Youyu's sorcery is easy to backfire, so he has to check it well.Speaking of which, it is also the first time he has done it, and it is not known whether it will work or not.

"What did you talk to him about?"

"Tell him to set up traps in the bamboo forest." You Yu approached Lin Zhiling, complacent, and said, "Look at how clever I am this time. Feng Danmiao used to catch birds, but today I catch snakes."

"Feng Danmiao's manipulation of the bird is to create an illusion, why are you manipulating the snake?"

You Yu half understood and half confused: "I care about him? Anyway, when there is a war, I can still throw it at Yan Bing. I won't tell you, I have to take the sales department to release the snake at night."

"Sales department?" Lin Zhiling looked confused.

At night, You Yu dressed in his night clothes, and the same soldiers lurked near the Yan camp, crawling behind the hillside.Yan Ying was heavily guarded, and it was harder to sneak in than to reach the sky. You Yu was deeply moved. They were trapped in Yan Ying that year, and they could count how many times they had ground their teeth in one night.

A fish whispered, "Bait?"

"Here you are, King Chen."

A woman's soft voice came from beside him, and You Yu had goose bumps all over his body.This bitch is strong enough, and Song Xin has a really good eye, so she specially picks a green grass bitch for him to redeem.

You Yu asked again, "Lighter?"

"exist."

You Yu: "Accompaniment?"

"exist!"

Everyone performed their duties, Youyu nodded in satisfaction and said, "Action."

In the past few days, Youyu discovered that the system is a good thing. Although it cannot meet some of his arrogant needs, some gadgets are still available, and the more basic things are, the cheaper they are.For example, the phosphine in the polisher jar can be exchanged for ten jars with a little reputation.That's right, it was said in the high school class that the chemical element ph is the chemical element that will spontaneously ignite when it encounters air and emit a blue-green flame.Short name: ghost fire.

When the books are used, he hates less. If he had read more books back then, he wouldn't have to struggle for so many years to build a rocket cannon or something.

The accompanist took out his flute and played the vibrato from the Kingdom of Asan. It was intermittent and horrible, but it reached a kind of harmonious sneakiness in the dark night, like a voice from the nether world.

Bait's hair was disheveled, and she took off her gown, and she was extremely exposed inside, surrounded by light gauze, covering her graceful figure like a floating cloud.The lighter opened the jar, and the phosphine ignited spontaneously, emitting a dark green flame.

Yan Jun saw the fire from a distance, heard the sound of the flute, and rushed out in groups of three or four to find out.Following the moonlight and will-o'-the-wisps, Yan Jun was taken aback: "It's a woman, a woman with very few clothes!"

The bait fled away early, and the will-o'-the-wisp entangled her, chasing her relentlessly, reflecting the light veil on her body, like a fantasy or a dream.Coupled with her own fear and fear, she ran staggeringly, like a fairy who strayed into Fangchen and escaped by chance, so pitiful, it made people want to help her and wrap her in a coat of shame.

After the fuel was burned out, the bait disappeared deep in the bamboo forest.Yan Jun ran to nothing, but never found the woman again.They guessed wildly: "Could it be a snake demon?"

It was too late and then it was too fast, and a few snakes jumped under their feet, and there was a stack of paper money where the snakes crawled.Yan Jun picked it up and found it was a book. After lighting the candles they carried with them, they suddenly found that what they were holding in their hands turned out to be a picture of spring/palace - a picture of vivid color and fragrance in the depths of the bamboo forest!And the woman in the painting is exactly the same as the snake demon that escaped just now, and the situation in the painting is just like this moment!

Hit... bumpy!

Yan Jun didn't dare to take another step forward, because the next step in the painting was that they found the woman and started a voluptuous sex scene!

Several soldiers swallowed, put away the erotic map on the spot, and turned back to the camp.

After they left, Youyu poked his head out again and told everyone, "Did you see that? It's just like this. One thousand copies must be distributed tonight. The basic salary is 100 taels, and an additional [-] taels will be added for each copy! The sales department will pay me Come on, let me see your strength!"

"Don't worry, Prince Chen."

Youyu warned again: "Remember, the sales department must never open the book to read, blind."

"Yes!"

The sales department is still very happy, but the production department is not as good as it should be, slowing down the entire supply chain process and only producing a thousand copies a day?Let's see if some fish will chop them with a small leather whip tomorrow.

Youyu returned to the camp and issued an order to the public relations department: "Tomorrow it will be announced that our army was harassed by snake demons in the middle of the night, and the three armies are safe and sound, so that the soldiers don't have to panic, let's change the topic."

Public Relations Department: "Decree!"

Lin Zhiling and Zhou Chang squatted aside, looking around in a daze.