Please exchange your majesty for the tiger talisman

<The attendants carried Feng Danmiao onto the bed and left behind behind closed doors. The light in the room instantly became dim, like the afterglow of the setting sun at dusk, dyeing the atmosphere tender and affectionate.A light wisp of white smoke lingers in the air from the candle lamp, exuding a quiet alcoholic fragrance, which is about to intoxicate some fish.There was no lamp in front of the bed, and the sound of the general's drunken inhalation came from a dark corner, and he murmured: "Fish..."

Youyu suddenly heard his name read from the mouth of the general, and he was so gentle and heartfelt. His damn curiosity drove him to take the candlestick over.Looking carefully at the sleeping person under the light, You Yushi noticed that Feng Danmiao's eyelashes were long and pretty. There was a rebellious and heroic spirit, but the corners of his mouth that occasionally raised were like an evil wind.

Feng Danmiao's lips parted slightly, revealing those two cute little rabbit teeth. Youyu was fascinated by it, and stubbornly reached out to touch his eyelashes.Feng Danmiao was so tickled that he slapped You Yu's hand away disgustingly like a fly, and You Yu couldn't help laughing.

The air gradually became stuffy, Feng Danmiao frowned slightly, pulled off his belt and took off his shirt to reveal his perfect body line.Under the light, the bronze-colored and vigorous body is strong and powerful. Youyu held his breath subconsciously and pinched his nose, fearing that he would bleed again in disappointment.

The smell of fascination/passion in the air slowly erodes Youyu's intuition, and Youyu's mind begins to resound with a warning voice -- hurry up...

But the body is indeed very honest, Youyu felt the subtle changes in his body firsthand, staring at the man in front of him in disbelief with his shy eyes, his whole body was ablaze with desire/fire—how could he be provoked by him? Response, besides, he didn't provoke at all!

You Yu hurriedly wiped the sweat off his face, got up and walked away in a hurry, but Feng Danmiao grabbed his wrist.At this moment, he didn't have any drunkenness, and his opened tiger eyes stared at You Yu's eyes, which were arrogant and playful, bad-tempered, domineering, and arrogant.The corner of his mouth raised, "It turns out that Ru Gong still doesn't do anything, just playing hard to get?"

"No." You Yu was startled, and wanted to rub him away, but accidentally splashed candle wax on Feng Danmiao's chest.

Feng Danmiao was so hot that she closed her eyes in pain, bit her lip and let out a heavy breath, seeming to be in pain and enjoyment, and when she opened her eyes, she was already in the attitude of "I will eat you".Feng Danmiao looked down at the wax that was gradually congealing on her chest, then glanced at You Yu's bewildered expression, and smiled ghostly, "I still say no."

The picture became so ugly/rotten, Youyu unconsciously stared at his undulating chest, and finally had a nosebleed.Youyu shook his head in horror, feeling that something was wrong, "No, it's not like this, why am I here, I'm going back to bed!"

"Aren't you pretending less? Hmph." With all his strength, Feng Danmiao dragged You Yu onto the bed, and buckled him rudely.

There was a fish caught between his chest and the bed, panting heavily nervously, turned over, "Little Rabbit Ya, let me go, I order you to stop."

Feng Danmiao restrained Youyu, and gracefully continued to undress, with her knees on Youyu's lower body/body.No, being discovered, Youyu closed his eyes in embarrassment, not daring to face up to Feng Danmiao's proud gesture.

Feng Danmiao bowed down, and whispered in You Yu's ear, "Tsk tsk tsk, it's time to call me Junye."

Youyu trembled all over, feeling extremely comfortable, and his breathing began to become chaotic.Feng Danmiao sniffed the fishy-sweet smell in the air, sniffing blood greedily like a zombie, then suddenly bent down and bit You Yu's lips, and swallowed recklessly.

Youyu instinctively grabbed Feng Danmiao's wrist tightly, unable to extricate himself from refusing to welcome, the pleasure disillusioned people's consciousness, as if he was no longer himself, but a prodigal military prostitute.You Yu immediately blushed.

Ever since, a hearty hot pot boiled fish is being cooked.

Waves of happiness came one after another, and after an unknown amount of time, a person suddenly appeared on the bedside, hating the fish that was about to disappear under Feng Danmiao, yelling at you in a shrill voice, "Dead ghost, don't be so quick!" Get up!">

"Ah~ ah..." Youyu was so frightened that a carp turned over, sat up quickly and looked around in a panic, and saw Lin Zhiling sitting on the head of the bed, blushing immediately, but his heart felt as if cold water had been poured on it, and he felt cold for a while. , It turned out to be just a dream.Just to put it bluntly, last night after asking someone to lift Feng Danmiao to the bed, he rolled back in a smug manner and kept his duty. If he had known it was a dream, he would not have been wronged and acted like a victim.

Um?If I knew it was a dream, why would I want to sleep with a man...

Youyu scratched his nose and said angrily, "Auntie, what are you doing waking me up! I don't want to face reality!"

Youyu shrank his head into the quilt angrily, wanting to continue his dream.

Lin Zhiling lifted Youyu's quilt, and unexpectedly saw a small wet hole in Youyu's crotch, covered her mouth and laughed, giggling non-stop. "Haha, I didn't believe it when I heard from my sisters that you men would react when you wake up in the morning. It turns out that there really is. Haha, you're so stupid, I'm so ridiculous! Hey, what did you dream about?"

You Yu broke out in a cold sweat, and when he saw Lin Zhiling's face, his sleeping mood was completely broken, and he got up angrily, and the sheets under him were wet with sweat.Youyu took a pair of clean underwear from his bag and went to the small cabinet to change, while he said perfunctorily, "I dreamed of fucking you."

Lin Zhiling jumped out of the pavilion, happily said: "Your disease is cured?"

"No!" You Yu quickly denied it, realized that he had said something wrong, and corrected hesitatingly, "I...I wet the bed."

"What!" Lin Zhiling yelled like thunder, and the whole room trembled, "You are so old and still wet the bed, you don't know how to be ashamed!"

There was a deafening sound, and there was a bang outside the door, and the porridge was scattered all over the floor, followed by "crying" laughter.Lin Zhiling walked over to open the door, only to see Wei Ya bowing his waist and holding on to the door railing, laughing and crying.

Wei Ya endured it, and was so tired that he could only utter one sentence: "Did Rugong wet the bed? Haha..."

The so-called family ugliness should not be publicized, Lin Zhiling kicked Wei Ya down angrily, pointed at Wei Ya and yelled, like a shrew who scolded the street, "You haven't fucking peed before!"

Youyu covered his forehead in despair, and when Lin Zhiling drank it, the whole Yan Ying would probably know that he had wet the bed, then the whole country would know that he had wet the bed, then the whole history would know that he had wet the bed, and finally the whole world would know that he had wet the bed!If he really became an emperor, he might not be the bravest emperor, the longest-lived emperor, or the most romantic emperor in history, but he would definitely be the most retarded emperor.

Wei Ya laughed all day yesterday, his muscles were sore, he finally restrained himself, and You Yu easily provoked his laughter again.Wei Ya stood up clutching his sore stomach, walked into the room to greet You Yu, but unexpectedly saw the puddle of wet unknown liquid on the bed, and immediately bent over with a smile, as if half-crazy with a smile.

"Ru Gong—Ru Gong, you are amazing, you are drawing a map of the great punishment!"

Wei Shi pointed at the wet spot out of breath, and said with emotion: "This is Luzhou, this is Huizhou, this is Qianzhou, and this is Lianzhou... Oh, I'll go, Rugong's painting is still very accurate, it is possible that yesterday I also had a spring and autumn dream at night?! Haha."

Lin Zhiling leaned over to take a look, and was taken aback: "It's really a big punishment map, Mr. Xianggong, you are so amazing, even the bed you pee on is different from other people's bed!"

Youyu lay sadly on the wall with his eyes closed, and didn't want to go out to meet people today.

Lin Zhiling saw that Youyu hadn't moved, so he broke into the pavilion and dragged Youyu out, "Go wash up and make up, King Yan has summoned you to discuss ways to punish criminals."

Youyu crossed his arms sullenly and sat on the couch, glanced at the exhausted Wei Ya, "What can you do with me?"

"No...it's okay," Wei Ya shook his head, trying not to smile, "I haven't seen Ru Gong for a long time, and I brought porridge here to greet Ru Gong."

You Yu glanced at Wei Ya who was empty-handed again, and asked, "Where's the porridge?"

Wei Ya pointed to the smashed wave on the ground, "It was scared stupid."

There are fish: #

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After Youyu finished washing, he got up and followed Weishi to the camp, and met Feng Danmiao on the way.Seeing Feng Danmiao walking towards him, Youyu deliberately pretended not to see it, as if he had done something wrong.

Feng Danmiao approached, stretched out his hand and put aside Wei Ya, and said in a concise and serious manner: "You, go play while I have something to say to you alone."

Wei Ya made a disdainful grimace, and walked forward wisely.

Only the general was left in front of him, and the atmosphere was very dull. You Yudun felt that the space was too small, and even smelled an unpleasant aura from him.You Yu frowned, his eyes dodged, and he pursed his lips and asked, "What's the matter?"

"Look at me." Feng Danmiao suddenly said domineeringly, as if asking for a crime.

What is the meaning of his indifferent tone, asking yourself why did you use him as an object of desire in the dream?baffling!Youyu raised his head in displeasure and stared at Feng Danmiao's sharp eyes. He wanted to be serious but he was not serious, and the fool who knew he had committed the crime should laugh, "What's wrong with the little rabbit's teeth?"

The autumn wind blew, and the branches were ruthlessly broken. The finger-thick branches fell from the tree and were about to hit You Yu on the head. Feng Danmiao easily opened them with a wave of his hand.

Feng Danmiao's eyes are like the gusts of autumn wind, obliterating the summer scenery, his eyes are chilling.Youyu put away his far-fetched smile, and turned to a serious one: "Say what you have, and don't put on airs of your general in front of me."

Feng Danmiao seemed to be affirming something, and said in one sentence: "I know that Rugong is prejudiced against the general. I just want to explain one thing. Believe it or not, I saved Shu Jin because I owed him. That's all. If Ru Gong refuses to forgive because of the lack of care of the general, it would be too childish."

Claiming to be the last general in front of him, the relationship immediately became stiff.You Yu swallowed the suffocation in his heart, resentful and angry, "If the general insists on entanglement on this issue, it will be too naive. I made it very clear last night, believe it or not."

After You Yu finished speaking, he turned and left displeased.

Feng Danmiao grabbed You Yu's wrist fiercely, pulled him back to face her, and snorted coldly: "You only said to let me go last night."

You Yu rubbed Feng Danmiao's hand and said, "But I went to find you later!"

Feng Danmiao's face was suddenly surprised, and the indifferent expression disappeared, "You came to see me?"

Youyu thought for a while, probably because he drank too much last night and forgot some things, so he can't be blamed.You Yu softened his tone and explained: "You made it clear to me last night, and I also believe you. After you passed out, I will ask someone to carry you to bed. If you don't believe me, you can ask the attendants."

"Could it be that I'm dreaming?" Feng Danmiao frowned and muttered in confusion.

"You really drank too much last night. My lord had a lot, so I don't blame you." You Yu raised his eyebrows and smiled, looking tolerant.

Feng Danmiao turned around and walked forward silently, lowering her head and stroking her cheeks, she said to herself: "If it's not a dream, you should be in my room this morning..."

You Yu keenly sensed something, stopped in front of Feng Danmiao, and asked, "What did you dream about?"

Now it was Feng Danmiao's eyes dodging, Feng Danmiao's heart was beating tremblingly, he took a breath of cool air, pursed his lips, and pretended to be deep, "Hey, you don't understand bed-wetting brats. .”

Youyu was a little anxious: "What the hell did you dream about? Tell it from the truth!"

"Uh...Old Wei, wait a minute, I have something to discuss with you!" Feng Danmiao embarrassed Youyu and ran towards Wei Ya in a hurry.