Please exchange your majesty for the tiger talisman

On the way back to the palace, it was dusk, the sky was full of colorful colors, and the presence of fish was a sign of depression.An hour ago, Youyu thought that Feng Danmiao was an amiable and trustworthy person, but now thinking about it, it was just an illusion that he was nice to him, it was an illusion of his own wishful thinking.We can't blame them for intrigue, born in troubled times, that is a necessary skill for their survival, we can only blame ourselves for coming to the wrong place.

You Yu returned to Guanglu Palace in a dull manner, and the five eggs in the silk nest in front of the bedroom shook slightly, but there were no ghosts or chickens.A fish leaned over, and it seemed that the little ghosts and beasts were about to break out of their eggs.Youyu knelt down and waited quietly, which slightly eased his restless mood.During the last depression, ghost chickens laid eggs, this time depression, children were born, they are like Wangyoubao, making you forget your worries.

"Hey, it's better to raise chickens than to raise people." Youyu sighed deeply.

I saw the eggshell gradually cracking, and a bald head poked out, with big eyes open.You Yu couldn't help laughing at that funny appearance, "It looks so stupid."

Then the eggs cracked one by one, and the five little golden pheasants looked at the huge monster in front of them stupidly, and then looked at each other, with their beige mouths open and silent, looking dumb and pale, as if to say: "Oh, I'll go!" , our old lady looks so stupid~”

"Whatever, anyway, the first thing you see is our mother, you can't go wrong."

The five chicks stumbled to their feet and staggered towards the fish.If the fish take a step back, they will take a step closer, begging the fish for milk, no, begging for insects when they are hungry.

Youyu immediately thought of something. The biological book said that the imprinting effect - after the birth of the little things, they will instinctively attach to their mothers to obtain the fastest food and maximum protection, and learn the survival skills of their mothers. If there is no mother, they will Will stick to the first moving thing seen.

"Keke~ stay away from me, I won't teach you to eat worms." Youyu carefully took a few naughty little ghosts back to the nest, and called out, "Come on, where is the hen?"

Hearing the sound, the little eunuch hurried over with the ghost chicken in his hands: "My lord, this golden pheasant just fell into a crack in the rock, and I rescued it just now."

"Feed them." A fish got up and entered the temple, followed by a silly chick, and the hen followed the chick.You Yu brain made up a very magical picture: Will I have to follow six chickens behind me when I go up to court?Koko~ But it feels good.

"Come on, make a chicken basket, and I'll take them on trips in the future."

The little eunuch hesitated for a while, "My lord, this...isn't good."

"I tell you to go." You Yu glared at the little eunuch, and the little eunuch hurried to do it.

This ending is quite good, Shu Jin has Wei Shi, Mo Yilou has a general, and he also has a flock of chickens.

At night, there was light snow in the sky, and the sky was slightly blue. You Yu took a shower early and went to bed to have sex. When Lin Zhiling came back, he immediately turned off the lights and went to sleep.Lin Zhiling broke in and saw the chicken coop by the bed. She couldn't bear it any longer. She lit the lamp and said, "Hey, what's the trouble? Don't pretend to me, get up."

Knowing that Lin Zhiling couldn't hide it, Youyu opened his eyes, feeling very haggard. "It's cold outside and the chicks are out of their shells, bring them in to keep warm."

"A big man should put his mind on state affairs, but you are good, worrying about a few chickens all day." Lin Zhiling complained in his tone, and sat on the edge of the bed, not knowing why his father was optimistic about him. A father-in-law would be terrible.

Youyu looked gloomy, at the moment he just wanted to know what other people were thinking, Lin Zhiling was indeed doing it for his own good, but what reason would she do it for? "Zhiling, are you doing good to me because I might be the emperor? What if I can't be the emperor?"

"What do you mean?" You Yu asked seriously, and Lin Zhiling also became serious, "Why do you ask me this question?"

"If you love me, what do you want me to be an emperor for? If you don't love me, what do you want me to be an emperor for?" Youyu stared blankly at Fangliang, if others are ruthless, why should he be intentional.

Lin Zhiling crossed her waist, wanting to teach this worthless man a lesson: "If I love you or not, you don't even want to be an emperor anymore, do you?"

"Yes." You Yu said in an almost loveless tone, "Why do you insist on making me do things I don't want to do?"

"What kind of anger are you venting? Didn't you do well yesterday?" Seeing Youyu's resolute attitude, Lin Zhiling felt that the atmosphere was not right and she couldn't fight hard, so she planned to calm down and reason with him.

"I figured it out. If we don't have feelings for each other, let's separate. I can just idle around, and you can find a better and more progressive husband."

"After all, do you want to divorce me?" Lin Zhiling frowned, she finally got married.

"Isn't this great? You haven't answered my question yet. If I don't become emperor, will you still marry me?"

"I..." Lin Zhiling was inexplicably anxious, not knowing where he had offended him, and said at a loss, "If you can't be the emperor, my father will definitely not let me marry you. Now that I am married to you, I will definitely protect you." You help you become emperor."

"That is, if I don't become an emperor, you won't marry me, and you won't love me either." Youyu sat up and said every word, "You don't need to help me, I won't be an emperor. You say you want to overthrow the tyranny/government and save the people from the fire and water. I believe you are the teachers of benevolence and righteousness, but now that the punishment is gone, the world is settled, and everything is waiting to be done, but you still want me to be the emperor. After all, you are doing it for yourself .”

"You guys?" Lin Zhiling caught You Yu's eyes, "Did you get provoked by Wei Ya?"

"Yes, I was stimulated!" Youyu couldn't control his emotions, picked up the pillow and threw it out. This was the first time he was angry from the bottom of his heart, accompanied by disappointment with human nature, "Why should I sacrifice my freedom? Come to fulfill your greed."

"I heard that you went to Shangshu's Mansion, and you got angry there and came back and threw it all on me. What do you mean?" Although Lin Zhiling was strong in her heart, at this moment she shed two tears of grievance. "You said you didn't want to marry me, so why bother to make excuses now!"

"Are you spying on me too?" Youyu smiled wryly, with an extremely distorted expression, "I married you at the beginning to collect money, as we all know."

"So how clean are you?" Lin Zhiling slapped Youyu hard, and said sadly, "I almost died because of you..."

Before Lin Zhiling finished speaking, Youyu interrupted, "Are you doing it for me or for your crown? As for me, I also walked away once." Emotional, with a deep voice, "Forget it, let's split up. You take your Yangguan Road, and I take my single-plank bridge."

"You... how do you want me to live after you divorce, let others look at you for the rest of my life?" Lin Zhiling shed another crystal tear, "Do you know what divorce means to me!"

Seeing the woman cry, Youyu couldn't bear to go any further, "It means you have more opportunity costs, and you can still be with the one you love."

"It means that no one will marry me anymore, it means that I am a dirty woman!" Lin Zhiling wiped away her sad tears, turned and ran out.

You Yu was paralyzed on the bed, knowing that he had done too much, but he insisted on doing it in order to find some kind of pleasure. For a moment, You Yu felt that he was ashamed.You Yu covered his heavy forehead, his throat was as bitter as lead, and he calmed down a little after punching and kicking against the quilt, "Did I do something wrong?"

The five little golden pheasants nodded in a daze.

Youyu looked at the bruise on the back of his hand, thought of Feng Danmiao's indifferent face, and felt that he was extremely ridiculous. All bad emotions were due to him, but there was nothing worth being angry about, let alone using women to make use of it.Youyu regretted getting out of bed to pick up the pillow, saw the system clock on his wrist and remembered that reputation points can be exchanged for things.

Youyu felt guilty and wondered if he could compensate her for something.She has always wanted to be an ordinary-looking woman. If the system can, I hope it can realize her wish, so she no longer has to be afraid of being ridiculed by others.Although she has never been ashamed of herself, Youyu knows that every woman has a pure heart that loves beauty.

[Didi: It takes 1000 prestige points to achieve "reborn". 】

"Don't bring such deceitful people!" Youyu just accumulated 1000 reputation points, which he bought with his life.Hey~ That's all, in short, I can't go back, so it's better to use these points to accumulate virtue and do good deeds. "Then turn Lin Zhiling into a beautiful woman, and apologize to her for me."

After the system clock made a "jingle bell" sound, the reputation value immediately reduced to zero.

Suddenly there was the sound of splashing water outside the bedroom, and some fishes were covered in chills. Could it be that Lin Zhiling was so sad that he jumped into the water and committed suicide?Not so.A fish rushed out rolling and crawling, and saw her struggling in the water.

"Help~ help me, husband..."

Some fish are good at water because their attribute is fish.Youyu quickly jumped into the pond and hugged Lin Zhiling, dragged her to the shore with lightning speed, and apologized repeatedly, "My tone is a bit harsh, but you don't have to think about it, I'm wrong, so don't make trouble."

"You can't think about it," Lin Zhiling pushed Youyu away, and twisted the water on his clothes, "I tripped over something."

Youyu always felt that something was wrong. When she rescued Lin Zhiling just now, her waist seemed to be thinner than before.Youyu's eyes widened immediately, and he secretly reached out to touch her waistline—shocked, it really became thinner!

"Get off your dirty hands and don't touch me."

In the darkness, Lin Zhiling's eyes were particularly bright, as if they were no longer the mouse eyes of the past, but a pair of charming eyes.Is she really reborn?Youyu trembled his lips, "Let's stop making trouble, you can feel it for yourself first, are you - thinner, or, are you not... an immature at all?"

"I'm not Zhiling, are you!" Lin Zhiling cursed at Youyu, touched his body, and was taken aback, "My God, where is my fat?"

This tone must be Lin Zhiling's fault, You Yu immediately dragged her into the bed, and it was easier for her to drag her after losing weight.The lights in the palace shone on Lin Zhiling's face, and Youyu was startled immediately, "Ah!"

"What are you shouting about!"

Youyu's legs were weak, and she pointed to the bronze mirror beside her in horror, beckoning her to see for herself. The sky has changed, and she really lived up to her name—more Lin Chiling than Lin Chiling.

In front of Youyu's eyes, ten miles of peach blossoms suddenly appeared, and thousands of miles of Yingsong cried. Now she is cute and cute even when she speaks violently.

Lin Zhiling looked in front of the mirror and fainted.

The so-called "sinking fish" in "Sinking Fish and Falling Geese" should be the attitude of Youyu who is thundering.

——"Hehe, it's only 1000 reputation, it's really worth it~"