Please exchange your majesty for the tiger talisman
Chapter 4 Simple as a Fish
In the middle of the night, Youyu couldn't sleep, and when he opened his schoolbag, he saw a dozen colorful underwear.panties?A cold knowledge suddenly flashed in Youyu's mind: Underpants were not popular 2000 years ago...
Youyu was taken aback, and his expression was in a daze. Did the old fortune teller have foreseen something in the dark, and even prepared his underwear? !I regret not buying more!
When Youyu was in distress, the watch on his wrist suddenly made a beeping sound.Youyu took a closer look, and the dirty face of the old fortune-teller appeared on the screen of the watch.Youyu was so excited that there was a signal!
"Master, you have expected it a long time ago, how should I go back?"
The old man on the screen just smiled and said nothing, then slowly disappeared, replaced by a string of words.
[Now you have a chance to return to modern times, but the condition is that you have to bind the "Emperor" system. 】
Youyu thought for a while: "A game similar to doing missions?"
[Yes, the game is very simple, you can choose to accept or decline.Naturally, if you refuse, you will lose the chance to return to modern times. 】
This question is tantamount to asking whether there is a fish to die or morality. Is there a choice? Naturally, it is fatal. "I accept."
[The system is binding...the binding is complete. 】
Youyu: "Can you tell me how to go back?"
[Earn prestige points by doing tasks, and the prestige points can be exchanged for what you want. When the prestige points accumulate to more than 100 million, you can exchange them for going home.The main task is 80 worth, and the branch task is worth 50. The branch task is a hidden task. You will get the corresponding points when you complete it. You can choose to give up if you don’t actively prompt. 】
100 million reputation points?So it has to be the Year of the Monkey?Can't wait anymore, Youyu can't wait to complete the task. "Give me the task quickly."
[Let me first introduce the background of the times: in the eighth year of Yongsui, Duke Hui of Xing destroyed the seven kingdoms and unified the world.In the 13th year of the Xing Dynasty, court songs were sung at night, extravagant and extravagant, and the people were in dire straits and complained a lot for 13 years.In the summer of the 13th year of Xingguo, Emperor Xing died, Prince Xin ascended the throne, the court was turbulent inside and outside, officials forced the people to rebel, and the war to break the punishment was imminent...]
Youyu said impatiently, "Skip the animation."
[The first main task "Revealing the Uprising" has a reputation value of 50. 】
Isn't the uprising a rebellion?Earn 50, 100 million prestige points for one rebellion... Youyu said to himself, and entered the mental arithmetic mode: "1000000 divided by 50 equals [-], what the hell! [-] rebellions, can I go back alive?"
[You do or don’t do it, the task is there, don’t come or go, I wish you a pleasant journey. 】
"Are you kidding, it's not pleasant at all!"
You Yu was worrying about how to complete the "Jiaogan Uprising", when his head suddenly turned cleverly, "Is it called Jiegan Uprising when one person lifts a bamboo pole?"
A fish ran to the courtyard, picked up a tree branch, made a posture of holding the torch, and shouted: "Jiegan uprising, love me China!"
After shouting, Youyu looked at the watch and asked, "How is it? Are you done?"
[Task progress: 0]
Youyu suddenly realized that he was still naive.
-
The candlelight in Wei Ya's room was weak, and Shu Jin sat quietly on the couch in front of the bed reading military books, probably because he didn't want to share the bed with Wei Ya, so he refused to undress for a long time.Wei Ya lay on the bed with Erlang's legs up in boredom, looking at Shu Jin's frail back from time to time, wondering whether he had left Penglai for a month and was unfamiliar with him, and when he came back, he always talked nonchalantly, so depressed.
"Hey," Wei Ya pursed his lips, his tone was a little stiff, "I think that kid is very restless, if you let him stay in your room alone, aren't you afraid that he will run away?"
"The barren mountains and wild mountains, the night is dark and the wind is high. Where else can he go after leaving this house? Instead of filling the stomachs of animals and animals, I believe he is more willing to stay here obediently."
Shu Jin's words were calm but filled with an inexplicable arrogance, as if he was saying "If you think you are dead, run away".As a result, Youyu, who was eavesdropping outside the door, got goose bumps all over his body.
Wei Shi got out of bed and sat beside Shu Jin, wanting to talk about the uprising. "I will take him down the mountain tomorrow to recruit soldiers. How many people do you expect to be able to recruit?"
"One thousand, even if you are eloquent, at most one thousand."
"How do you know?" Wei Ya frowned, if he could only recruit a thousand soldiers, plus the original soldiers, it would only be in the early 2000s. "If there are only [-] people, we can only burn the boat. The first battle must be won to boost morale."
Feng Yuan's devouring tiger eyes loomed in Shu Jin's mind, they were the scariest eyes he had ever seen, and he couldn't help but feel chills thinking about it.Although Feng Danmiao is the son of Feng Yuan, he has never gone to battle to kill an enemy. What kind of character he will be, whether he is brave and good at fighting like his father or a reckless man, this has become the biggest doubt in Shu Jin's heart. "Knowing yourself and the enemy is the only way to win a hundred battles. I don't even know what kind of person he is... In short, there are so many Xingbing soldiers that they cannot fight recklessly."
Wei Shi's eyes suddenly brightened: "Huo Gong, how about Huo Gong, Ru County is rich in wine, as long as the people donate their own reserves, it is enough to win a battle."
Shu Jin sniffed the dull smell in the air carefully, and rubbed his fingertips across his forehead to get a thin layer of grease. "Go to the window and look at the moonlight tonight."
Wei Ya walked to the window and looked up at the night sky, "The moon is not yet full, but it is slightly red."
"If you want to attack Ru County, you must go up the mountain at the intersection of Diancun. This battle can't just wait for death. It must be pre-emptive. It is too late to recruit new soldiers. You will lead a small team of rebels to dig a three-mile long ditch at the intersection of Diancun, and then fill the long ditch. Don't let the rumors go out, in any case, it must be completed within three days."
Wei Ya asked puzzled: "What's your plan, don't attack with fire?"
"There will be heavy rain within seven days, first lead the criminal soldiers up the mountain..."
After chatting in detail, Wei Ya couldn't help but sincerely admire the sickly scheming bitch in front of him.However, this "green flower" that should belong to the army refuses to join the army anyway. It is a pity to live in seclusion in Penglai.
After talking about the official business, Wei Ya was unclear about one thing, and asked curiously: "You have really seen the red-haired people from the Western Regions, why have you never heard of it?"
Shu Jin listened, dipped his fingers in the tea, and wrote on the table: I lied to him, that guy is eavesdropping outside the door, be more careful.
Wei Ya immediately understood, and raised his voice intentionally, "If I don't say it, I'd forget it, I saw a blue-haired guy a few months ago, that clumsy hair, tsk tsk tsk, it's even more shabby than that kid, it's too horrible to look at."
Youyu listened quietly outside the door, his heart was so cold, he was lying innocently...
-
Five days later, the criminal army arrived far outside Ru County, and the troops were stationed there.
It was mealtime, when smoke rose from the kitchen in the barracks, and the soldiers sat cross-legged in groups, slaughtering the cattle and sheep they had taken from the villagers, and devouring them after roasting.
Feng Danmiao shared lunch with a young general named "Duan Dou" in the tent. Duan Dou was a male servant in Feng's mansion and grew up with Feng Danmiao. The relationship between the two can be described as brotherhood.
While gnawing on the mutton, Duan Dou talked about Yu Youyu's strange incident, "It is said that the man fell from the sky and killed the county magistrate, but he himself was fine. Everyone said that he was the real dragon emperor. Do you think it is strange?" .”
"Interesting," Feng Danmiao lazily stretched his waist after eating, and then lay comfortably on the armchair. His casual appearance did not look like a general who came to fight at all, but like a merry-go-round playboy.Not to mention that he didn't care, before the war, he went to a fortune teller to make a fortune teller, but unexpectedly, the gentleman said: "Good luck, the general will meet a beautiful woman and conclude a good marriage."Feng Danmiao thought it was funny, "There are so many strange things these days."
Duan Dou knew Feng Danmiao's character, so he didn't shy away from talking in front of him, and asked bluntly: "General, do you think that person is Allah?"
"Hmph," Feng Danmiao narrowed his eyes, "It depends on how many people believe it. By the way, I have something for you to do."
"What's the matter, General?"
Feng Danmiao took out a kit with small bamboo knots from his pocket and put it on the table, "You follow the messenger back to the palace, and give this to the queen for me."
Duan Dou stopped eating meat in surprise, and looked at Feng Danmiao dully, "General, the battle is about to begin. I promised the queen to protect you, and I will not leave."
When Feng Danmiao opened his eyes again, he changed into a stern gaze, "If you don't leave, I will kill you."
Duan Dou was at a loss, he didn't know what he said wrong, he quickly knelt up straight, "Forgive me, I don't understand what the general means. If the general makes any mistakes, how will I explain to the queen?"
Feng Danmiao got up and went to Duan Dou's side, knelt down on one knee, whispered close to his ear, "Just tell the queen that I will be fine, but if you don't give the kit to the queen in time, the queen will be in trouble. "
Duan Dou's heart trembled, he had heard the meaning, it was a crime of extermination, "Could it be that the general...doesn't want to win this battle?"
Feng Danmiao punched Duan Dou's chest in displeasure, "Idiot, what do you mean you don't want to win? If you can't win, do as I say, understand."
Duan Dou's face was flushed with panic: "The general doesn't understand. We have five thousand elite soldiers, and the mere rebels are less than two thousand. If these mobs can't even win, it's... too embarrassing. This is a big deal for the family and the country, General How can you underestimate it."
After Duan Dou bit the bullet and said this slap in the face, Feng Danmiao's face was as gloomy as a lion that just wants to go mad. He tightly grasped the sword on his waist, and made a creaking sound as his feet rubbed against the gravel on the ground. Murderous, "How many blows do you think you can take?"
"However," Duan Dou wanted to persuade him to take back his order, but seeing Feng Danmiao's cold eyes that could not be hovered over, he knew that he had no choice, "I will finally obey my order."
Feng Danmiao nodded in satisfaction, got up and walked out of the tent, to see if the weather was good enough to prepare for a hundred steps after dinner.Duan Dou went out of the account and subconsciously asked, "Where is the general going?"
I saw Feng Danmiao walking away in an easy and unrestrained manner, the shocking aura just now had dissipated, he wanted to see where the marriage in the hexagram was, "Look for a village girl!"
"..." Faced with such a boss, Duan Dou felt that he was powerless. When he heard that the criminal soldiers were overwhelmed, everyone in the village fled, and there was no one there. Then he said, "General, the village is here!"
Youyu was taken aback, and his expression was in a daze. Did the old fortune teller have foreseen something in the dark, and even prepared his underwear? !I regret not buying more!
When Youyu was in distress, the watch on his wrist suddenly made a beeping sound.Youyu took a closer look, and the dirty face of the old fortune-teller appeared on the screen of the watch.Youyu was so excited that there was a signal!
"Master, you have expected it a long time ago, how should I go back?"
The old man on the screen just smiled and said nothing, then slowly disappeared, replaced by a string of words.
[Now you have a chance to return to modern times, but the condition is that you have to bind the "Emperor" system. 】
Youyu thought for a while: "A game similar to doing missions?"
[Yes, the game is very simple, you can choose to accept or decline.Naturally, if you refuse, you will lose the chance to return to modern times. 】
This question is tantamount to asking whether there is a fish to die or morality. Is there a choice? Naturally, it is fatal. "I accept."
[The system is binding...the binding is complete. 】
Youyu: "Can you tell me how to go back?"
[Earn prestige points by doing tasks, and the prestige points can be exchanged for what you want. When the prestige points accumulate to more than 100 million, you can exchange them for going home.The main task is 80 worth, and the branch task is worth 50. The branch task is a hidden task. You will get the corresponding points when you complete it. You can choose to give up if you don’t actively prompt. 】
100 million reputation points?So it has to be the Year of the Monkey?Can't wait anymore, Youyu can't wait to complete the task. "Give me the task quickly."
[Let me first introduce the background of the times: in the eighth year of Yongsui, Duke Hui of Xing destroyed the seven kingdoms and unified the world.In the 13th year of the Xing Dynasty, court songs were sung at night, extravagant and extravagant, and the people were in dire straits and complained a lot for 13 years.In the summer of the 13th year of Xingguo, Emperor Xing died, Prince Xin ascended the throne, the court was turbulent inside and outside, officials forced the people to rebel, and the war to break the punishment was imminent...]
Youyu said impatiently, "Skip the animation."
[The first main task "Revealing the Uprising" has a reputation value of 50. 】
Isn't the uprising a rebellion?Earn 50, 100 million prestige points for one rebellion... Youyu said to himself, and entered the mental arithmetic mode: "1000000 divided by 50 equals [-], what the hell! [-] rebellions, can I go back alive?"
[You do or don’t do it, the task is there, don’t come or go, I wish you a pleasant journey. 】
"Are you kidding, it's not pleasant at all!"
You Yu was worrying about how to complete the "Jiaogan Uprising", when his head suddenly turned cleverly, "Is it called Jiegan Uprising when one person lifts a bamboo pole?"
A fish ran to the courtyard, picked up a tree branch, made a posture of holding the torch, and shouted: "Jiegan uprising, love me China!"
After shouting, Youyu looked at the watch and asked, "How is it? Are you done?"
[Task progress: 0]
Youyu suddenly realized that he was still naive.
-
The candlelight in Wei Ya's room was weak, and Shu Jin sat quietly on the couch in front of the bed reading military books, probably because he didn't want to share the bed with Wei Ya, so he refused to undress for a long time.Wei Ya lay on the bed with Erlang's legs up in boredom, looking at Shu Jin's frail back from time to time, wondering whether he had left Penglai for a month and was unfamiliar with him, and when he came back, he always talked nonchalantly, so depressed.
"Hey," Wei Ya pursed his lips, his tone was a little stiff, "I think that kid is very restless, if you let him stay in your room alone, aren't you afraid that he will run away?"
"The barren mountains and wild mountains, the night is dark and the wind is high. Where else can he go after leaving this house? Instead of filling the stomachs of animals and animals, I believe he is more willing to stay here obediently."
Shu Jin's words were calm but filled with an inexplicable arrogance, as if he was saying "If you think you are dead, run away".As a result, Youyu, who was eavesdropping outside the door, got goose bumps all over his body.
Wei Shi got out of bed and sat beside Shu Jin, wanting to talk about the uprising. "I will take him down the mountain tomorrow to recruit soldiers. How many people do you expect to be able to recruit?"
"One thousand, even if you are eloquent, at most one thousand."
"How do you know?" Wei Ya frowned, if he could only recruit a thousand soldiers, plus the original soldiers, it would only be in the early 2000s. "If there are only [-] people, we can only burn the boat. The first battle must be won to boost morale."
Feng Yuan's devouring tiger eyes loomed in Shu Jin's mind, they were the scariest eyes he had ever seen, and he couldn't help but feel chills thinking about it.Although Feng Danmiao is the son of Feng Yuan, he has never gone to battle to kill an enemy. What kind of character he will be, whether he is brave and good at fighting like his father or a reckless man, this has become the biggest doubt in Shu Jin's heart. "Knowing yourself and the enemy is the only way to win a hundred battles. I don't even know what kind of person he is... In short, there are so many Xingbing soldiers that they cannot fight recklessly."
Wei Shi's eyes suddenly brightened: "Huo Gong, how about Huo Gong, Ru County is rich in wine, as long as the people donate their own reserves, it is enough to win a battle."
Shu Jin sniffed the dull smell in the air carefully, and rubbed his fingertips across his forehead to get a thin layer of grease. "Go to the window and look at the moonlight tonight."
Wei Ya walked to the window and looked up at the night sky, "The moon is not yet full, but it is slightly red."
"If you want to attack Ru County, you must go up the mountain at the intersection of Diancun. This battle can't just wait for death. It must be pre-emptive. It is too late to recruit new soldiers. You will lead a small team of rebels to dig a three-mile long ditch at the intersection of Diancun, and then fill the long ditch. Don't let the rumors go out, in any case, it must be completed within three days."
Wei Ya asked puzzled: "What's your plan, don't attack with fire?"
"There will be heavy rain within seven days, first lead the criminal soldiers up the mountain..."
After chatting in detail, Wei Ya couldn't help but sincerely admire the sickly scheming bitch in front of him.However, this "green flower" that should belong to the army refuses to join the army anyway. It is a pity to live in seclusion in Penglai.
After talking about the official business, Wei Ya was unclear about one thing, and asked curiously: "You have really seen the red-haired people from the Western Regions, why have you never heard of it?"
Shu Jin listened, dipped his fingers in the tea, and wrote on the table: I lied to him, that guy is eavesdropping outside the door, be more careful.
Wei Ya immediately understood, and raised his voice intentionally, "If I don't say it, I'd forget it, I saw a blue-haired guy a few months ago, that clumsy hair, tsk tsk tsk, it's even more shabby than that kid, it's too horrible to look at."
Youyu listened quietly outside the door, his heart was so cold, he was lying innocently...
-
Five days later, the criminal army arrived far outside Ru County, and the troops were stationed there.
It was mealtime, when smoke rose from the kitchen in the barracks, and the soldiers sat cross-legged in groups, slaughtering the cattle and sheep they had taken from the villagers, and devouring them after roasting.
Feng Danmiao shared lunch with a young general named "Duan Dou" in the tent. Duan Dou was a male servant in Feng's mansion and grew up with Feng Danmiao. The relationship between the two can be described as brotherhood.
While gnawing on the mutton, Duan Dou talked about Yu Youyu's strange incident, "It is said that the man fell from the sky and killed the county magistrate, but he himself was fine. Everyone said that he was the real dragon emperor. Do you think it is strange?" .”
"Interesting," Feng Danmiao lazily stretched his waist after eating, and then lay comfortably on the armchair. His casual appearance did not look like a general who came to fight at all, but like a merry-go-round playboy.Not to mention that he didn't care, before the war, he went to a fortune teller to make a fortune teller, but unexpectedly, the gentleman said: "Good luck, the general will meet a beautiful woman and conclude a good marriage."Feng Danmiao thought it was funny, "There are so many strange things these days."
Duan Dou knew Feng Danmiao's character, so he didn't shy away from talking in front of him, and asked bluntly: "General, do you think that person is Allah?"
"Hmph," Feng Danmiao narrowed his eyes, "It depends on how many people believe it. By the way, I have something for you to do."
"What's the matter, General?"
Feng Danmiao took out a kit with small bamboo knots from his pocket and put it on the table, "You follow the messenger back to the palace, and give this to the queen for me."
Duan Dou stopped eating meat in surprise, and looked at Feng Danmiao dully, "General, the battle is about to begin. I promised the queen to protect you, and I will not leave."
When Feng Danmiao opened his eyes again, he changed into a stern gaze, "If you don't leave, I will kill you."
Duan Dou was at a loss, he didn't know what he said wrong, he quickly knelt up straight, "Forgive me, I don't understand what the general means. If the general makes any mistakes, how will I explain to the queen?"
Feng Danmiao got up and went to Duan Dou's side, knelt down on one knee, whispered close to his ear, "Just tell the queen that I will be fine, but if you don't give the kit to the queen in time, the queen will be in trouble. "
Duan Dou's heart trembled, he had heard the meaning, it was a crime of extermination, "Could it be that the general...doesn't want to win this battle?"
Feng Danmiao punched Duan Dou's chest in displeasure, "Idiot, what do you mean you don't want to win? If you can't win, do as I say, understand."
Duan Dou's face was flushed with panic: "The general doesn't understand. We have five thousand elite soldiers, and the mere rebels are less than two thousand. If these mobs can't even win, it's... too embarrassing. This is a big deal for the family and the country, General How can you underestimate it."
After Duan Dou bit the bullet and said this slap in the face, Feng Danmiao's face was as gloomy as a lion that just wants to go mad. He tightly grasped the sword on his waist, and made a creaking sound as his feet rubbed against the gravel on the ground. Murderous, "How many blows do you think you can take?"
"However," Duan Dou wanted to persuade him to take back his order, but seeing Feng Danmiao's cold eyes that could not be hovered over, he knew that he had no choice, "I will finally obey my order."
Feng Danmiao nodded in satisfaction, got up and walked out of the tent, to see if the weather was good enough to prepare for a hundred steps after dinner.Duan Dou went out of the account and subconsciously asked, "Where is the general going?"
I saw Feng Danmiao walking away in an easy and unrestrained manner, the shocking aura just now had dissipated, he wanted to see where the marriage in the hexagram was, "Look for a village girl!"
"..." Faced with such a boss, Duan Dou felt that he was powerless. When he heard that the criminal soldiers were overwhelmed, everyone in the village fled, and there was no one there. Then he said, "General, the village is here!"
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