Please exchange your majesty for the tiger talisman

After nearly half a month of non-stop running, Youyu finally saw the city gate of the Central Plains Pass, feeling both familiar and strange, it was his hometown and his forbidden place.

You Yu raised his hand to signal everyone to stop: "Everyone is tired, let's take a break."

Looking at the city wall, the big man couldn't help sighing: "The city wall in the Central Plains is really tall. It's an eye-opener for me. It's made of huge stones. It's not easy."

Mu Lang: "Not only is it tall, but it is also very long. It is not only made of huge stones, but it is not an exaggeration to say that it was built with human blood mixed with mortar. It is said that the city walls in the Central Plains were built by officers and soldiers flogging the people with whips. I don’t know how many white bones lie under my feet.”

The big man turned pale, feeling ghastly and indignant: "The emperor of the Central Plains is too cold-blooded and ruthless. How can such an emperor rule the world?"

"Conquer by force," Youyu said casually, while taking out the disguise items carried in the package, "Shunchang is rebellious, if you don't obey the slavery, you will have to wait for death."

The big man was even more puzzled: "What is 'slave'?"

"It is unconditional to act as a cow and a horse, and to be driven by the ruler."

"Then why don't the people turn against him?"

"Before the people are completely and completely angered, all people's uprisings are to hit the stones with eggs and overestimate their own strength. In short, after entering the Central Plains, don't say these words, otherwise you will be arrested. Remember I told you about the punishment in the Central Plains, five horses to divide the corpse , Ling Chi executed..."

Mu Lang stopped Youyu: "Stop talking, it's all leaking."

"This part of the city wall is just a pass. It takes more than half a month to get to the imperial capital Luzhou. To tell you the truth, I am a wanted criminal in the Central Plains..."

It was too late to say this sentence, and the men turned pale.

Youyu lowered his head slightly, he didn't want to say it out to make everyone worry, but he had to let everyone know his dangerous identity and be on guard, "I need to disguise myself, I must not let the officials of the court recognize me, otherwise I will, cough cough , quartered by five horses, executed Ling Chi..."

Mu Lang took the messy powder from Youyu's hands, mixed it with the mud under his feet, and smeared Youyu's face into Bao Gong's face, then used an eyebrow pencil to trace Youyu's lips, and put dog skin plaster on his face, messing around. After a while, he looked so stupid that even the fish mother didn't know him.

Mu Lang couldn't help laughing: "Haha, wouldn't that be all right? Who dares to look at you when you're ugly and crying."

Through Mu Lang's eyes, Youyu can see a pair of big eyes that are extremely bright on his dark face, and suddenly thinks of a song - the brightest star in the night sky.Youyu chuckled and spit on Mu Lang's face.This appearance simply lowered the appearance of the entire team.

Mu Lang wiped off the saliva on his face unhappily, and saw that there were some dried grass leaves in the fish package. This is a unique herbal medicine for treating aphthous ulcers in Beiliao. Just chew it in his mouth for an hour, and aphthous ulcers will be cured. It will be cured, but the teeth may be green for ten days and a half months.So the girls would rather endure the pain of mouth sores than endure ten days of green and environmentally friendly smiles.

"Haha, you are thoughtful, come on, chew more." Mu Lang gloated and gave You Yu a handful of grass leaves.

It doesn't matter if there are fish, anyway, I don't have the burden of idols, I grab a handful of grass and eat it with great relish. (Hey, where is the protagonist's burden!)

"Come on, Guo Tanfu, have a smile."

A fish bared its teeth, the two rows of green teeth embedded with blades of grass seemed to have just gnawed on a big caterpillar and secreted green plasma, which was so disgusting that it made people's stomach churn.

Mu Lang frowned tightly and covered his eyes unbearably: "Enough is enough, it leaves a shadow in my heart."

"Hahahaha..." Youyu shouted triumphantly, "I'm invincible!"

-

After more than ten days, Youyu finally arrived in Luzhou, entered the city on the grounds of doing business, and was approved after a trial.The officers and soldiers took a first look at Youyu's "demonic" face and never wanted to take a second look. Those who were disgusted asked Youyu to wrap a veil so as not to affect the "city appearance".

Lucheng was prosperous and prosperous, and the men were dumbfounded, especially the mountain-like bronze figures and majestic palaces in the city, which were ten times larger than they imagined. They didn't want to believe that it was made by man, but rather It is a gift from the gods.

The big man showed a naive expression: "The people from the Central Plains are so small, do they really need to be so grand?"

Youyu proudly said: "I told you that the strength of the Central Plains people is not measured by that, but by their heart."

Mu Lang: "Don't worry about it, everyone, find an inn to stay in first."

Youyu thought for a while and said: "After we settled on the residence, we will separately ask the doctors in each pharmacy if there is any prescription for treating Jiama. If not, we can only find a way to cheat the prescription from the imperial physician. Time is running out, so don't be distracted." .”

The men said in unison: "Yes."

"Aiyo~" The bearded attendant ran back with a sad face, his skin was blue, his face was swollen and his nose was bleeding, as if he had been beaten violently. "People in the Central Plains are unreasonable. They are beaten when they urinate."

You Yu saw that he was seriously injured, a person who can't even beat a beard must be very skilled, "You don't want to pee on people's heads, do you?"

"I'm not that cheap. I sprinkled it under a willow tree." The bearded man was very angry, but after thinking for a while, he asked, "Does the Central Plains regard willow trees as sacred objects that should not be desecrated?"

Youyu shook his head depressingly: "No, although the willow tree is full of poetic and picturesque charm, it doesn't mean that you will be beaten if you pee on it."

The aunt who was shopping for vegetables laughed and asked the bearded man, "The young man from outside was beaten by a fisherman?"

"That's right, he was fishing on the sidelines. He rushed over and punched me without saying a word. Madam, do you know who he is? He is so skilled."

The aunt laughed: "You urinated on the tomb of King Chen, and he will beat you of course. The tomb of King Chen's clothes is buried under that willow tree. You were beaten by Feng Shangshu."

Feng Shangshu!Youyu felt dizzy for a while, feeling uncomfortable all over, an indescribably uncomfortable feeling.Youyu can't help but think of Feng Danmiao, but in his imagination Mo Yilou is behind him.

"Feng Shangshu? Who is Shangshu?" The bearded man asked in confusion.

"Shangshu is the official in charge of food and housing in the imperial court. His surname is Feng, so he is called Fengshangshu."

The bearded man exclaimed: "An official in charge of food and housing is so powerful, Dayan really has a lot of talents, I admire him."

Auntie: "It's only natural that you can't beat him. Although he is in charge of food and shelter, he is Dayan's founding general. It is an honor to lose to him!"

Youyu straightened out his thoughts, first the bearded man urinated in Chenwang Tomb, and then Feng Danmiao beat him up.Feng Danmiao seldom beats anyone except on the battlefield, who is the king of Chen, is it very important to him, and what about Mo Yilou, does he love Qin Muchu with his heart?

Youyu shook his head, restraining himself from thinking too much.

The bearded man asked curiously: "Is Prince Chen a relative or a friend of Feng Shangshu?"

Unexpectedly, the bearded man asked the doubts in his heart for himself, and Youyu's face was indifferent, but his body involuntarily leaned over and listened.

"If you talk about his relationship with Prince Chen, tsk tsk, it's subtle..." The aunt's voice became softer, she looked around, afraid that passers-by would hear it.

Youyu and his group had to get close to the aunt and listen quietly.

"You foreigners don't know that on the day of King Chen's death, Feng Shangshu crashed into a big tree. Since then, his brain has not worked well, and he went fishing by the river outside the city foolishly all day long, depressed..." The aunt is very fond of gossip. Le Dao, but seeing Youyu's appetizing face, he felt uncomfortable all over, pointing to Youyu, "You, you, you, don't hang around in front of my eyes, it will sweep away the mood."

You Yu lay innocently on the gun, pouted in frustration, and turned his back reluctantly, but was squeezed out of the crowd by the big guys.There are fish crowded in every place, trying to find the voice of the old lady.

The aunt's eyes were clear and her heart was at ease, she continued: "I think Feng Shangshu and Prince Chen are separated, but unfortunately, Prince Chen has a wife."

The bearded man roared: "Ma'am, what is the broken sleeve?"

"Hey, why do you foreigners don't understand this or that? The broken sleeve means that two men are in love."

Mu Lang burst into laughter: "Hahaha, two men are in love? He is the founding general, so he must be matched with a peerless talent, right, haha!"

The men laughed out loud.

"Hey, don't laugh so loud."

The big men restrained themselves from laughing, they must be "crying with joy" in their hearts.

Youyu punched the big men angrily, "Hurry up and find a place to stay, why are you laughing, the king is still in a hurry!"

The men stopped laughing immediately and returned to seriousness.

Youyu's originally anxious mood was now filled with excruciating irritability, and he realized that in Feng Danmiao's eyes, he was really nothing.I have just left for less than two years, and I have never forgotten him. He was injured by a Chen Wang who appeared out of nowhere. He was so stupid that he was not stupid.

You Yu wanted to relieve his anger, but his heart was desolate.

-

A day later, the men asked all the doctors in the city, but they couldn't find a prescription for Jiama.I heard a few doctors say that the prescription is only available in the imperial court. It is rumored that the imperial court can use the epidemic to fight wars and can capture the city without a single soldier, so the prescription is not allowed to spread among the people.

The men were filled with righteous indignation after hearing this, this kind of miserliness is simply a loss of human nature, and there is no reason for it.It seems that we can only start with the imperial physician.

Afterwards, You Yu brought treasures to the Imperial Physician's Office to bribe the Imperial Physician. Although the make-up was ugly, he looked like a native of the Central Plains. He took bribes and gave prescriptions privately. Even if he was found out, at least he would not be charged with treason and surrender to the enemy.So everyone unanimously recommends fish to come forward.

However, the imperial physician accepted the treasure, but did not give the prescription, shameless!

Youyu came back empty-handed, was ridiculed by the men, stole the chicken without losing money, lost rice to his wife and lost his army.

Mu Lang put his hands on his hips indignantly: "If you don't eat the soft ones, you can only eat the hard ones."

Youyu: "What can you do?"

Mu Lang raised the corner of his mouth coldly: "Doctor Lu has an only son, we—kidnapping and extorting! Why do we have to reason with the Central Plains people, we have to use dirty and despicable means, they will accept it."

The men are very skilled, and the Imperial Physician's Office is full of medical literati, so kidnapping and extortion should work.You Yu reminded: "Remember to cover your face, tie up the imperial physician's son, and leave a blackmail letter. Don't let the imperial physician find out that we are from Beiliao, so as not to cause war."

Mu Lang: "Okay, Guo Tanfu, it's inconvenient for you to meet the imperial physician. I'll take someone to arrest him tonight."

Youyu: "OK."

Mu Lang's group did things neatly, and as soon as dusk fell, they took Mr. Lu to a small broken house outside the wilderness.Mu Lang clapped his palms and said triumphantly: "My lord, I'm so good, I managed to get the master doctor without much effort."

You Yu looked at the struggling man in the sack, hissed at Mu Lang, and winked: "Keep your voice down, don't let him hear the accent."

"Don't worry, I've plugged his ears and blindfolded his eyes, so he can't hear."

Youyu breathed a sigh of relief: "You have become clever."

Mu Lang: "Hmph, I've already left a blackmail letter, ordering the imperial physician to replace her with the prescription tomorrow. If there is no accident, we can get the prescription and go back tomorrow."

However, in the Imperial Physician's Mansion, the Imperial Physician's family was happily preparing their meal. The Imperial Physician picked up the letter left on the table and read silently: Your son is in my hands, and the small hut outside the city will hand over the Jiama prescription tomorrow morning. Don't disturb the officers and soldiers, and don't cheat. Otherwise tear up the ticket.

The imperial physician looked back at his son who was gnawing on the chicken leg depressedly, threw away the note disapprovingly, walked towards his son and beat his head hard, cursing: "Stupid, you are still playing tricks with me when you are too old."

"Father..." Mr. Lu didn't know why, "Why did you hit me?"

"You kid is still pretending, you wrote the letter, didn't you think it was your trick to write ugly characters on purpose? Hmph, let me tell you, ginger is still old and spicy!"

Young Master Lu wanted to cry but had no tears: "Father, what are you talking about?"

"I'm not poor with you, why don't you ask Feng Shangshu to eat?"

Feng Danmiao has a headache recently, so she came to the imperial physician to see a doctor tonight.

Maid: "I called Feng Shangshu, but I can't find him, maybe he has gone back."

——"Hey, Guotantu, why do people from the Central Plains all have the same face?"

Youyu looked at the struggling sack, made a faltering voice, and felt a chill in his heart: "Mulang, don't tease me..."