our mountain

After waking up, I spent many days accepting the fact that I have been a fool for more than ten years. My sister tried to find a way to send me to a school for mentally handicapped children, but I refused. I said I was too old. I could go out to work part-time, but my sister finally didn't agree, she left me at home and arranged for me to take care of my mother and silly brother.

So I started watching my sister.

There must be cow dung around flowers, and my sister is surrounded by cow dung.

Not only beautiful but also excellent flowers, and there are countless cow dung around.

My sister's suitors are both male and female, young and old, beautiful and ugly. I walked out of alleys, out of small villages, into universities and squatted in every corner. After a long time, I can always observe all kinds of miniatures of human love. My sister was forced to be named Su and Mary. Wherever I go You have to recite the lingering literature.

Holding a plastic bag like an aunt who plays mahjong every afternoon, I choose vegetables and people, and lock in the most special cow dung from all the suitors.

Shen Xiyi.

Shen Xiyi would come to the school gate every time between [-]:[-] and [-]:[-] pm. When the car at the school gate couldn't stop, she would come down the next street, holding a set of pancakes in her hand and shaking them three times step by step, as if there was a tail behind her buttocks. Fantastic, then she must have accurately captured my sister's occasional leisure figure in every corner.

Then my sister immediately contacted this and that as if she had received some signal, asking if there was anything wrong, creating a busy atmosphere of her millions per minute, and then left Shen Xiyi aside, without even giving a smile... ...But she doesn't drive people away, she pulls Shen Xiyi's tail like flying a kite. In the end, my sister will say that she is going home to cook, and then be careful to be beaten by my mother, and Shen Xiyi will be reluctant Say goodbye and leave.

The difference between Shen Xiyi and others is not only that he is a rich second generation of social youth, but also a young man in the school who is also a rich second generation threw his roses to my sister, saying that he welcomes my sister to occupy his cow dung. Highland, I never thought he was special.

I think Shen Xiyi is special because one gloomy afternoon, when my sister was still in class, I went out to repair the roof to prevent the house from leaking. As soon as I climbed into the room, I saw Shen Xiyi, a beautiful woman, barging into my front door with mischievous eyes. .

Then my mother stood up and held the stick as if she was going to beat her, but she turned and walked away.

I secretly took it to heart, followed behind, and then saw Shen Xiyi waited until my sister, Shengli, did not mention that she might be planning to burglary or something, and asked my sister to get in the car with a smile on her face, but my sister refused, and then she said okay, So he drew a sword from the car.

Immediately, I was going to go out with the most convenient pair of insoles to fight with her. I have seen too many news of love killings under the blue sky, and I couldn’t bear it for a while. Seeing that Shen Xiyi held the sword in both hands as if he was about to perform Jing Ke's assassination of Qin, he handed the sword to my sister.

It stands to reason that my sister has studied hard since she was a child, except that when she changed the water and carried the bricks, she felt that she could kick someone to death with a kick. She is just an ordinary girl who is thinner and weaker than Lin Daiyu.I have never heard of any beggar with a white beard secretly teaching her ancient martial arts in the middle of the night. She is not even interested in Bruce Lee kung fu movies, and suddenly faced with a sword, it is as if Gao Jianli suddenly took out a modern piano before Jing Ke assassinated Qin Qin. He plays moonlight.

No one reacted, my throwing posture was overwhelming, I simply rushed forward and hugged my sister, looked closely at the sword and Shen Xiyi behind me, and took a deep breath.

so beautiful!There is no distinction between my sister and me, if they both become celebrities, they must be a perfect match for motherfuckers.

It's just that my mind is a little unclear.

My sister smiled, protected me behind her, and said to Shen Xiyi: "This is too expensive, I won't accept it, I'm going home to cook, you go home."

When Shen Xiyi saw me, she didn't know what kind of transparent person she saw, she only turned her eyes for a moment, as if I was some kind of idiot who couldn't express her opinions, so she looked at my sister: "Can I go to your house tonight? After dinner Shall we go for a walk?"

I checked my words and saw that my sister had a serious expression and didn't have any leisurely mood, but I don't know why my sister didn't refuse, I guess she was embarrassed, so I opened my mouth and beat the mandarin ducks, and replied with a smile: "It's not peaceful in our place, There are hooligans at night, so don’t go for a walk, my sister still has to study for the exam, goodbye beautiful sister, let’s go home.”

Shen Xiyi suddenly showed an expression like watching a ghost. She stared at me with a bit of bitterness, as if I was very abnormal when I opened my mouth. I guess she knew that I was sick before and thought I was a fool, so I She didn't show any good looks, she slightly raised her eyebrows and revealed half of her eyes, and was dragged away by my sister, and we walked home cuddling together.

I said, "Who is this? Why does she pester you every day?"

"This... her name is Shen Xiyi, and she is... chasing me." My sister replied hesitantly. Every half second of hesitation, I felt that there was something unknown behind it, but how could I have the nerve to ask, so I had to oh "Then do you like her?"

"No way."

"Oh, then I will help you get rid of her next time." I volunteered to take care of my mother and brother who can take care of themselves every day. It is really boring. I will find something for myself to do.

My sister seemed to be lost in thought, then shook her head and smiled lightly: "No, staying with her is more comfortable, there is a kind of...unspeakable sense of reality, but I also...don't like her."

"It's because you want her to stand beside her as an electric fan but it must be silent?" I read and understood, and my sister snorted: "How did you become so smart? Can you use metaphors?"

"Hmph." I think my sister is underestimating me, what if I am a genius who has been sleeping for several years and then becomes a blockbuster.

But I didn't expect that after a few days, Shen Xiyi suddenly noticed me, and she sneaked up to my door again. I looked down at the stick my mother was using and thought about how intimidating it would be if I waved it.At that time, I was still on the roof. It had been raining for the past few days. It rained heavily at home and lightly rained outside. My bed was wet every day. When I aired it out, I said it was my brother who wet the bed. Everyone sympathized with me. eyes.

Shen Xiyi's eyes are like a little fox. I don't know how I see people. I just use this metaphor, but my metaphors are often very accurate. She has a pair of beautiful fox eyes, but the eyes are not so charming and charming. , that is, there is a bit of innocence and tenderness in the charming, I tasted it for a while, and found that she was waving at me.

wave?How can I express Song Jiang's mood of calling his brothers to be recruited?

I sat on the roof shaking my arms, looked down to see that my mother was not guarding the door, raised my eyebrows and said, "What are you doing here?"

"Please my sister-in-law."

"Bah, shameless."

Even though I said that, I still saw the things she was carrying in her hand and nuzzled her lips, motioning her to open her sincerity.

Shen Xiyi laughed dumbfounded: "Are you really miserable?"

Just kidding, I'm not bitter, is she?

She shook the bag in her hand, then took it back, as if she wanted to tease me a few words, how could I be teased by her, took the bag and glanced inside.

Good guy, she can't figure out what I like, there are comic books, romance novels, fantasy novels and game consoles and tablets.

"Playing with things and losing your mind, what's your purpose?" I don't think this thing was harvested for nothing.

"Talk to me."

"I'm not as good-looking as my sister, beast!"

Shen Xiyi was still smiling, and pinched the back of my neck. I toasted and refused to eat the fine wine. With a smile on her face, she dragged me out of the house, onto the bridge, and into the grove.

I staggered, not knowing why this man was so strong, I rubbed my neck and became annoyed, Shen Xiyi suddenly said: "Are you Li Ku'e, or Ku'e?"

"What's the difference?"

Could it be that you want to remove the surname and have a relationship with me?

"You've always been a fool."

"You are the fool!"

Shen Xiyi still had a three-point smile in his eyes, and sat lightly on the chair, pointing his finger to the side: "Then you are not a fool now?"

I was annoyed and continued to rub my neck, not wanting to talk to Shen Xiyi.

"You know... I'm actually... well, how should I put it, have you met me before?"

I looked her up carefully: "I think you're pretty, too. Don't stare at my sister, can you? My sister studies hard, and the people chasing her can line up for half a block, more than the people checking in at an online celebrity shop." .”

"It seems that you don't know me...well, I'll give you these. I want to take a walk with your sister tonight, okay?"

"A gentleman loves money, and he gets it in a proper way." I glanced at those things, and felt a little itchy for a while, I've been bored for too long, so how can I let my sister spend money.

But if I accept it and promise Shen Xiyi to arrange for her to go for a walk with my sister, then I won't be able to introduce Pan Jinlian to Ximen Qing's wife?Wretched!

After thinking about it, I still pushed the thing back, Shen Xiyi smiled: "You have read a lot of books, it's okay, I gave it to you, I don't need your help, chasing your sister is my ability, please don't hinder me good."

I can agree to this, after all, my sister's will does not depend on me.

At that time, my sister didn't know that I was secretly teaching and receiving with Shen Xiyi behind her back. That evening I squatted under the university dormitory and tried to sell the game console and tablet. I made a fortune. The remaining books could not be sold. Who would have thought Why can't I sell books in the university town?So I turned my head and went to the bookstore. The clerk who usually saw that I only saw that I couldn’t buy it was about to hit me. I hurriedly bought a bunch of books that I had long liked, and walked away.

The books I read are limited, and the rest are hot in my hands. I plan to confess to my sister.

But that day, for some reason, my sister was invited out for a walk by Shen Xiyi. From a distance, I saw two people walking across the small bridge indifferently, one after the other, like underground party joints, holding books in their hands and reading one page after another in a hurry.

If I was a fool in my previous life, I should be a fool in the future. Everyone reads a collection of scriptures and history. When I read a book, it is a good story. Chewing together, I was taken aback.

At that time, I just grabbed it casually, and when I read the introduction, I thought it was some heart-stirring martial arts story, but who would have thought that the more I read it, the more I read it, and I didn't pay attention when my sister came back.

My sister asked me what books I read, and I said that I hadn't read any books, but I could only read a few words.

Later I learned that this kind of novels in which the male protagonists hug each other are called Danmei novels, but there are very few such books in bookstores. In the novel Shen Xiyi gave me, there is also a novel with two female protagonists hugging each other. I read her I just want to brainwash me, but it's pretty good-looking. The first girl is a cool and cold fairy with a celestial aura, and the second girl is a vixen of the demonic way, and the decent disciples can't help being tempted...

In the bookstore, Lily's novels are even less available. I had a headache, flipping through this book again and again, and accidentally saw a line of small characters written on the back cover: First published in Jinjiang Literature City.

This Jinjiang Literature City... seems to be some kind of website.

I don’t have much experience in surfing the Internet, but somehow I entered a sparsely populated Internet cafe without a teacher. Now that there are few black Internet cafes that are about to close down, I sat down and searched, but there was no one around. I sneaked around and found a lot of Danmei and Lily novels , everything is good, just need to charge money.

At that time, I didn't have any awareness of supporting the original version. Reading this kind of novel was like adding disaster to my not-so-rich family. I didn't dare to touch the money embezzled from Shen Xiyi, so I went to find pirated novels.

But I was so pissed off that the pirated novels got stuck halfway and started to be garbled. I thought that the cheap ones were not good, so I decided not to read them any more.But those few unfinished books were like leeks stuck in my throat, which made me miss all the time, so I surfed a lot. People said, when you become an author, you can collect other people's money and transfer Jinjiang coins You can read good novels.

I reviewed the Lily novel that Shen Xiyi gave me, and the stories in my mind were rolling.At that time, I didn't know how hard it was to embark on the road of literature, so I resolutely registered as an author.

Strange to say, when I sat in front of the computer and tried to make up a story about cheating money, my mind suddenly lit up.

At that time, I didn't know that I shouldn't plagiarize. I thought of the brainwashed Lily novel that Shen Xiyi gave me. I automatically replaced my sister as that cold and beautiful decent student. As for Shen Xiyi, I made her into a Bullshit villain.

My hands are pressed on the keyboard. I have never used a keyboard in my foolish life in the past. Although I have seen and seen it, it is the first time to type such a long thing... But it seems to flow out naturally, becoming Parts of the body popped out one by one from the fingertips.

My brain suddenly became very chaotic, and my eyes seemed to become blurred. I don’t remember what I typed. The content of the third chapter was sent out.

When my sister found me in the Internet cafe, she was also hesitant to beat me up so that I could curb the signs of becoming an Internet addict girl in time, but my sister did not in the end. She looked at what I was doing, and then patted me on the shoulder.

I woke up suddenly, groaned, and fell on the table, panting heavily.

On the screen, the five characters of Jin/Jiang/Wen/Study/City/ are very obvious. My sister saw that I registered as an author and wrote a story called "Our Mountain".

But neither my sister nor I seem to have ever climbed a mountain together.

All around are plains.

My sister looked at it: "Writing a novel?" She swiped with the mouse.

I don't seem to remember what I wrote, I just looked at the content my sister swiped, and I was shocked: "Who wrote this, such an ugly novel, I have the nerve to use it to cheat money!"

My sister turned to look at me: "Huh?"

I was afraid that my sister would scold me for not learning how to surf the Internet, so I got up immediately, but the sedentary state and mental state were too weird, so I fell down in the Internet cafe.

My sister didn't have time to take a closer look, so she hurried over to help me, helped me up, and hurriedly closed the webpage: "Let's eat, come back early next time, don't let your brother bump into it, mom, did you drink water this afternoon?"

She told me carefully, I hugged her, and suddenly I wanted to cry very much.

But I am no longer a child, I held back my inexplicable sadness and tugged at the corner of my sister's clothes, wiping away my tears.

My sister said: "There is nothing wrong with surfing the Internet, don't worry about family affairs, just be restrained."

"Senior Sister..." I was confused and opened my mouth to mumble a word from a novel.

"Writing novels is too much fun." My sister understood me very much, and took my cold and sweaty hand to go home. Shen Xiyi's car lights flickered not far away.

My sister asked me to wait there, then walked to the side of the car and said softly: "I won't go, my sister at home is in a bad mood."

I heard Shen Xiyi say: "I'm in the same mood...you will make people feel wronged, when is the next time?"

My sister shook her head: "Goodbye."

Then my sister came, held my shoulders, and we turned and went home.

I suddenly felt guilty: "Do you want to sleep with her?"

"Don't talk nonsense."

"You go. I'm fine."

"Ku'e, you know a lot now...I don't know if I should tell you."

"Say it."

"I don't seem to be against sleeping with her...well, but I can't think of a reason. I think maybe it's because I'm...a very casual person..."

This is beyond the scope of my knowledge.

"Although she is very annoying...but it is very strange...she followed behind, we didn't talk for a long time, and we didn't feel embarrassed, but it was like...staying alone in silence for a long time, as if we had known each other for a long time ...It's as if seeing you suddenly become smarter, I won't ask any more questions, as if we've been getting along like this for a long time, I can't find any reason to doubt you, or her..."

My sister's emotional problems are not something I can get my hands on, but my sister confessed her heart to me, and I was very moved: "What about my brother and mother?"

My sister shook her head: "Don't think about it, I just said it casually, sleep."

I couldn't sleep at night, and I saw my sister search for my novels on her mobile phone to read.

After a while, I heard the sound of her getting up cautiously.

I got up slightly to watch her move, my sister looked around in the darkness, suddenly touched my face, and lowered her voice: "Put on clothes, follow me, keep your voice down, don't wake others up."

Then I saw her pull out from under the bed an ancient and clumsy sword that Shen Xiyi had given me at some point.She held the sword lightly, frowned slightly, and then helped me out of bed.

Before I put on my coat, my sister grabbed my coat and left. I didn’t dare to speak, and followed in a hurry. After I went out, my sister hurriedly put on my coat. The wind just picked up, and I wrapped my coat tightly. My sister seemed a little uneasy holding the sword. She looked up at the endless starry sky with her eyes lowered.

The taxi at night waited for a long time. Before the driver smiled, my sister pulled out her sword and wiped it slowly on her knee.

The speed of the car soared immediately, and my sister got out of the car and put away her sword, her figure was tall and straight, like a senior swordsman.

The author has something to say: pay tribute to "4 Years of Comprehension".

And I really want to see what the readers of the pirated text feel when they see this chapter.