our mountain

To be honest, I was in a fog, and I couldn't figure out what was going on.

But I know that before I woke up, I was a virtuous fool with my brother, and my mother is not as awake as today, so I know that it is very hard for my sister to take care of the three of us, and I can tell with my toes that she has a hard time , so now I am crying in my mother's arms, and I also wipe my tears.

My sister has always taken good care of me, and when she came back from Shen Xiyi the next day, she helped me and her obedience bring back the Golden Arch.

I was curious for a moment: "Sister, what did you tell Mom about what you were going to do last night?"

My sister smiled and said, "Do something only teenagers with the second illness do."

"You're not very old, it's not bad to save the world before you graduate and become a social animal." I said to myself, dazed with the chicken wings in my mouth, obediently, slobbering, sat down and ate , my sister gently stroked my head again: "Continue writing your novel."

"Mom won't let me write."

"Give it up now."

My sister's majesty still surpassed that of my mother, so I started serializing again.

There are many chapters in the series, I don’t know what I’m writing, I don’t know why I suddenly started writing a bunch of bird people, I don’t know why they attacked the mall, anyway, the attack is an attack, the reader commented , the eagle demon must be planning to steal all the human shoes because he has only claws and no feet, I saw Zhile.

During that time, my mother also started to go out, leaning on a stick, and the neighbors hurriedly stopped her, saying that going out to beg for food would affect the appearance of the city, so don’t go out and get beaten, but my mother just looked at them like idiots, cold and virtuous , like Su Wu who herded sheep in Siberia.

Shen Xiyi was finally able to step into my house, and watched me sit and start to urge me to change. According to her, she plans to directly buy the navy in two days to make power. If I score points, I will be reported. She plans to use RMB directly. Smashing overlord tickets to get my book directly on the front page, and finding a relationship to send my book pretending to be a Lily novel to the avenue of publication.

At that time, I didn't realize that they were planning to do something with my book. I thought that Shen Xiyi would do everything to chase my sister. I said don't make trouble. After it is exposed, people will see what it is Shit book, what should I do if I am so angry that I want to be human flesh? If you want to do it, why not send me some bodyguards.

Shen Xiyi said, do you know why you are always single? It is because you are not elegant enough and always talk shit.I opened my mouth to say that she was talking nonsense, but I have a boyfriend. We almost got married because someone robbed us...but the words stopped suddenly, and I didn't refute. friend.

But the reaction at the time was as if I really had a boyfriend. As for getting married and grabbing a marriage, I heard that I made it up. I read too many novels and Mary Su got confused and turned me into a fool.

And because I read too many Lily novels, the vague reaction in my mind always felt that a woman came in to snatch a marriage, so I ran with her with my skirt in my hand.

Bullshit!

If my true love is a girl, why would I want to marry a boy? I won’t do it even if you force me with a knife. Why bother her?It can be seen that what doesn't fit my personality is all conjecture.

"Where did you write it?"

"The eagle demon attacked the shopping mall... I was writing that the senior sister and the demon fox rushed to the scene together." I showed Shen Xiyi what I had written, and she frowned, pointing out a few of them: "No, the eagle demon and the demon fox are not the same force. The demon fox spreads three tails, not nine."

"It sounds like you were there!" I frowned and followed her advice and began to change, Shen Xiyi said: "This is the reader's intuition! It has been changed!"

Shen Xiyi gave me detailed guidance on this chapter again, including who was wearing what clothes, whose expression was tearing apart, and the good girl named Tang Yi I imagined was not standing at all but passed out...

I can't help but I don't believe it, and don't I need to worry about the details?I was happy and at ease, and when she finished pointing and posted it, she was satisfied.

Now my mother is not here, I don’t know where I am busy, I don’t believe in the saying of begging, my mother is not groveling when she is insane, she just talks nonsense and is insane, and she will beat a hammer when she sees the city management. Now I am sober, I They all suspected that she was a foreign spy, her clothes were crumpled and not conspicuous at all, her expression looked crazy but she was sober, but when she saw Shen Xiyi, she pretended to be confused, and she was so angry when she was hit with a stick.

Shen Xiyi stomped her feet: "I won't do it again! I'll just get up and make trouble!"

My mother said: "Then try it, if you go to heaven, you will pay it back!"

Shen Xiyi bowed his head: "I was wrong, I am grateful to the boss for not killing me."

My mother said: "Of course I can't kill you. Are your eyes okay?"

Shen Xiyi said, "My eyesight is now comparable to that of a pilot."

It was cloudy again, and I couldn't understand it. When I came back to my senses, Shen Xiyi had already taken me and my mother to meet up with my sister. I don't know why, but now they are all starting to treat money like dung, and they want money every now and then. Treat me to a good meal.

My mother and Shen Xiyi just got out of the car, Shen Xiyi covered his eyes out of respect, as if my mother had gouged them out before, with a convincing expression but still showing affection to my sister, my sister refused to accept this seductive signal and walked over to talk.

I was unbuttoning my seat belt when suddenly a large truck came rushing in front of me—it was coming from the front, I don’t know where it appeared from at all, if it came from the front intersection, this moment would be a 60-second red light ah!

Anyway, it rushed over suddenly, bang——

I just felt like Shen Xiyi's car was crushed by tiles, and I felt like a squashed tomato was thrown against the wall, and the only thing left was tinnitus.

And the most important thing is, the damn airbag... It seems to be inexplicably broken... Or, it was delayed selectively. When I was already thrown bloody, it slowly opened, blocking the line of sight—— —The front of the car has been smashed, facing the sky, I looked at the sky covered by the airbag, and suddenly thought of some cities.

It is the kind that will drop the line, and the signal will appear unstable from time to time.

The blood had poured into my ears, I couldn't hear anything, my mouth was opened... I looked at the sky, and suddenly felt that there should be a gun in my hand, aimed at it, and smashed it hard.

Consciousness gradually blurred.

No, it should be two guns... I belatedly realized that if I had two guns... I suddenly smirked.

There was a friend who flew into the sky with two guns.

I seemed to be sitting on the watermelon cart and screaming, afraid that the watermelon would rot into my head now... My eyes were all red... My sister seemed to rush over, and my mother said... God damn it.

What bad thing have I done?I opened my mouth, turned to look at them, and my consciousness gradually became clear.

"Senior Sister..." I muttered with difficulty, my lips moved, I don't know if they heard it... Then I looked at Master, her image in this world is a bit old... less immortal, more Some... human touch.

The car door was suddenly opened forcibly, as if passers-by saw my situation and came to help, but no one dared to touch me easily, Shen Xiyi got into the side of the big truck and said loudly: "No one!"

"Hold on!" Master...or my mother, she said.

It's great to see her, to be here... Presumably, like the rest of the conservative bigwigs, they haven't really died.

My eyes became very slack, I seemed to be unable to hear anything again, as if something was pulling me to give up my life.

So tired, so tired... go to sleep, go to sleep.

Suddenly, my master's deafening shout sounded in my ear: "What are you afraid of from the gods! Aren't you fighting against the sky!"

Eh……

I actually... don't really want to live. I think of when I was in Asura Hell, I just wanted to escape from all of this. It's fine to sacrifice. It's meaningful to die and it's not a disadvantage to everyone... My senior brother and I are also alienated , my best friend too... so many things are so hard, what else do I have to live for?Who am I more precious than?As a memory of Ling Xiao's past... How can I deserve to be called Ling Xiao?I just forced myself to become very strong, Ku'er is just a useless person who loves to cry!

However, seeing Senior Sister and Master alive...

I opened my mouth, wanting to shout.

I want... I want... to live...

I have a lot of things that I miss... If they are alive, I want to face these things... I am no longer a very lonely person...

Even if I am still myself, even if I am Ku'e, I am Ling Xiao... I am also a disciple of Master, a senior sister and a senior sister of senior brother, and Tang Yi's friend, even if she is not my friend, but I always...

What did I say?I said that I want to destroy this world, I want to return to Fengyin Mountain, this shit world in front of me... what is it!

Wake up!Wake me up!

Suddenly, it seemed like a long dream.

In the dream, I saw the emperor and the scholars, and most of the people in Shura Hell stayed there, looking at me quietly: "Chu Er, congratulations for connecting to the dark net."

"Wow, you come to this world to do speculative business, buying and selling arms? Not good!" I can only do nonsense when I hear about the dark web.

The scholar said: "After all, we have a lot of professionals here. After reading your novels, we gradually awakened and built a dark net with the main program here. We realized that once we tell the truth of this world, we will be corresponding Rules and sanctions, but because we don’t know much, most of them are broken by a leg, dragged into a lunatic asylum, or accidentally hit on the head by a flowerpot while walking on the road... We guess you don’t understand this, find a way Looking for you, I found that you haven't updated in two days, and you must have been sanctioned by the rules."

"Oh, this is God's punishment!" I was not surprised, I thought I was dreaming.

"You must be in a dream state to access the dark web. At this time, the experience in Asura Hell will be used. Don't rush to wake up. We have two waves here. Most of the human race have been sanctioned in the madhouse. We found that There are several seniors in the cultivation world in the asylum. Your Majesty and some monsters are in the prison, and they are all in human form."

The emperor said in a deep voice: "A lot of strong monsters were accidentally found in the prison, but they seem to have forgotten the reality."

"We don't know what this place is, but we have to believe that this place is fake, but we can't say it, we can only use hints or tacit understanding...Imagination is useless here, and we haven't figured out a way to break the situation. Misfortune, you know something?"

At this time, I have realized that this is not a dream, or in other words, it is some kind of processed dream, I said: "I don't know, but after thinking about it carefully, I probably know who knows more truth and how to let people access it. Dark web? When I wake up, I will find a way to bring people in."

My senior sister and Xi Yi or my master, the three of them must know more than me.And it's not that they don't want to tell me, but they seem to be aware of some of the rules to a certain extent, so Xi Yi and my senior sister didn't speak human words at the table before, just discussing the possibility of using novels to express the truth... Unfortunately, it failed and I was sanctioned.

"We are still trying to figure out a way, unfortunately... the only ones who can enter the dark web are those who have stayed in hell. Entering here is similar to fighting against the dream tide. You must be aware that this is a dream, so there is not much to say. Be cautious in your words and deeds, I am afraid of talking too much here, the rules will directly punish us to death."

Does it have to be a movie?

Why aren't "The Matrix" and "The Truman Show" banned?What exactly triggers the rule?

I woke up slowly, with a sharp pain in my head, my senior sister was holding the draft paper and frowning, Xi Yi whispered beside me: "I refer to some cultural works with similar settings, I think the keywords are not good enough, not harmonious enough .”

"what do you mean?"

"A certain kind of film can be mosaic!" Xi Yi said.

My senior sister frowned: "This Jin/Jiang has lost enough words!"

"No, this involves the working principle of the mosaic. The current mosaic cannot be restored, but there was a kind of mosaic in the past, which is to change the position of a unit of pixel blocks."

After Xi Yi finished speaking, he pointed to the screen of the mobile phone: "I see, change this word to an archangel! They all have wings, you see, they are very harmonious!"

My senior sister suddenly realized that both of them had mastered the knowledge of the earth, and she pointed to one place: "This place is so incomprehensible, it should be changed to Taihang Mountain."

The two hit it off and started to reform new words.

I stared blankly at the two of them using harmonious words to pass the trial, and didn't remind them for a while that I had already woken up.