our mountain

Tang Yi is so irresponsible, he knows that he is like a rag doll with frequent malfunctions, and he still has to wander around, holding a few guns to contend with the eagle monster, which makes him fall ill like a mountain, and Ga Yi falls beside the cart. Provincial personnel.

If my senior sister hadn't mentioned it intentionally, she might have been on the news the next day, saying that a female college student from the Cultivation College had tragically died in the parking lot.

The senior sister looked up, she was holding two sledgehammers in her small glasses, she was top-heavy like two big buns being poked on a toothpick, I was still in shock with the package on my back, as if it wasn't me who was fanned by the eagle demon, I was almost slapped on the wall by the demon fox The eagle demon that has not been picked is not far from death.

The senior sister immediately contacted the liaison officer of the Demon Elimination Special Operations Committee to bring someone over, emphasizing that the medical team should revive the eagle demon to interrogate the information, and said that Tang Yi was ill and asked President Tang Rongze to send someone over.

After Zhao Qingshan's death, the senior sister's related matters were handed over to another liaison officer. After all, my senior sister is tyrannical, and I am just an ordinary monk in this demon removal operation. report to the chairman.

Now that the dust has settled above their heads, mortals must take corresponding measures to evacuate the crowd, and the rest will be handed over to the local cultivation office.

My senior sister pointed me at me to take good care of Tang Yi, lest Dean Tang Rongze's people come and find out that we left the eldest lady on the ground as a sack, which would easily cause misunderstanding and crisis.

Fortunately, Little Glasses remembered that he was also a member of the Cultivation Academy, so he volunteered to take care of his eldest lady.No matter how I look at him, he is so wretched, and I can't see his evil eyebrows and mouse eyes under the glasses with thick bottoms. Looking at Tang Yi's short skirt, he has no image, so he still picks up the man and puts it on his body.

While waiting for the practitioner to come, my senior sister asked me to tell what happened.

In fact, nothing happened. I recognized him after the little glasses raised his hand to remove the hat.

The gentleman in front was a bit bald, his hat was taken off as if his pants had been ripped off in the street, he roared angrily, his little glasses nodded and bowed to return the hat, and when he squeezed to me, he had already spit twice by that gentleman, without a trace. Immortal master dignity.

Seeing that no one stood up again, I went out with my slippers as if holding my senior sister's sword, and ordered them to line up and everyone could leave. If someone came out to express objection, I would slap him with the sole of my shoe.Fortunately, everyone knows that even a monk in the Qi refining stage is very strong. Seeing me and Little Glasses voluntarily sacrificing themselves did not make it difficult for us, so we reluctantly lined up and moved out. I saw an eagle demon standing guard, its big wings flickered, but it didn't attack the crowd.

Little Glasses and I are actually the same kind of people, bullying the weak and fearing the strong and the weak, I am strong. After all, Little Glasses is a Qi Refining Stage cultivator, and I still have a plastic slipper in my hand.Originally, according to my virtue, I should be shivering, but people are a bit stinky, and a little bit of sunshine makes me shine. This slipper gave me courage. I jumped up a few steps and prepared to hit the back of the Harpy's head. After all, it is He can't fly very high underground.

Unexpectedly, the eagle demon saw me and flew straight up, and the wings blew me away. When the corridor was empty, I shouted to the crowd to line up and go out immediately. In the stairs, they were quite orderly. He said something like "such a young child came out to cultivate", "that weapon is really strange", and it didn't take long to see the light of day after muttering, the eagle demon did not attack ordinary people.

The people in the underground are almost gone, I tightly pack my bag and plan to meet Tang Yi on the second floor, since the target is not Tang Yi, then we should sneak away quickly, some capable people like my senior sister will come over and clear the clouds Seeing the truth, the cannon fodder went home to eat hot pot.

There was a rustling sound in the communication. My senior brother did not allocate funds, which caused my old antique personal terminal to lose the chain at a critical moment. Suddenly, a loud shout came from the toilet: "Is there anyone outside!"

It was the woman who peeed next door to me before.

I got into the toilet and learned that she was trapped in the toilet because she accidentally dropped a sanitary napkin into the pit, but she didn't have extra in her bag, so I hoped I could buy a pack for her.

In fact, I really want to say that now is a critical moment, and even the staff have been evacuated. Where can I buy sanitary napkins, but if I put myself in my shoes, even if the sky falls and I want to flee, I don’t want to wear a pair of bloody pants to go out to meet her. Man, after thinking about it, let her wait, I'll go out and look for it.

The game hall is on the basement level, and the supermarket is on the other side of this level.It is also because of the short distance that I dare to eat this bear's heart and leopard gall. Although the slippers are good, but the place is empty, I have nothing to do with the eagle flying.

Although Little Glasses said that he wanted to advance and retreat with me, but when he heard the word sanitary napkin, he blushed as if I had smacked his face with a used sanitary napkin. I don't know what it is to be ashamed.

I am a bit shameless, I grew up in the mountains.Courier delivery and surfing the Internet briefly concealed the fact that I was actually a social moron. The two fig leafs were crumbling and flying away. I found that I had no common sense.

Ordinary girls put sanitary napkins in their bags, and being laughed at by boys is as shameful as taking off their clothes in public and becoming an exhibitionist, but I have no shame, and went to an empty supermarket to search for sanitary napkins , but also read out its length and texture aloud.

When I was talking here, my senior sister slightly raised her hand to interrupt my next nonsense. It seems that the cultivator is coming soon, and she hopes to grasp how I gave the blond eagle demon to me with a slipper. The specific process of extracting that virtue.

In fact, I really want to ask her why she is standing side by side with a fox. If that fox is a demon fox, why does it only have three tails, which is seriously inconsistent with the nine tails in the propaganda.And senior sister, haven't you been collecting information and vowing to fight the demon fox? Why did you come here side by side today, and you even dressed up as a street performer to deceive people.

If I wasn't stupid or crazy, I wouldn't ask my question at all. After all, we are people from the same mountain. Even if my senior sister said that she would betray all human beings and start destroying the world tomorrow, I wouldn't put my eyes on it. This kind of outsider's face embarrasses my senior sister.

So I still talk about the love-hate relationship between the Harpy and me.

The first harpy that attacked me appeared when I was checking out. At that time, I took out a pile of money to think about where to put it silently, and a strong wind blew behind me, almost blowing me into the trash can.My intuition was like an antenna sending me signals. I knew something was wrong and wanted to call Xiao Glasses, but I didn't know his last name, and as soon as my tongue got stuck, I didn't ask.

Just at this moment of hesitation, a row of milk powder fell down with a crash, knocking down the snack shelf and the diaper shelf with a crash, smashing the drink promotion cart at the end, and there were booming sounds from all directions.

This eagle demon is not like the blond eagle demon, although it is also golden, but it does not have the noble atmosphere of the royal family, as if it is wearing a suit of excrement and walks in the rivers and lakes, it is as ugly as it is, 1.6 meters by visual measurement, but the wings are two meters wide, With an indifferent expression like a machine, the eagle claws rushed towards me, I bowed to block, he grabbed the black cloth bag where Liuyun Qianlitu was, and hung me up.

I seemed to be a bomb he was going to drop from the air, and after swaying in the low altitude for a while, he threw me down. I fell into a piece of grain, oil and rice noodles, and my back hit the glass lattice, as if I was about to be cut into pieces. small pieces.

The eagle demon let out a long cry, circled away, and then circled back.The black cloth bag was tied with a fairy rope, otherwise it would have been cut by the eagle's claws just now. I tightly carried the cloth bag behind my back, and grabbed the slippers that I had let go of in pain from the pile of millet.

To be honest, even with the slippers given to me by that strange woman who claimed to be my senior sister, I scared away a hawk, and I still couldn't help but be afraid in the face of this hawk.

The supermarket turned into a giant crane machine, and I was the doll lying flat inside. When I saw the iron claw rushing towards me, I could only stare at it stupidly, as if my heart had already been stabbed to death.

"Go on! Little Immortal Master!"

The sound of the little glasses brought me back to life, and when I saw the thing he threw over, I went back dead, how can this be answered?

boom--

The spar bomb smashed millet, red beans, wheat and other grains into a firework cannon, and the billowing air wave flew me out, and the eagle demon also took a step back, but he was close, and flew over again, unable to stop the car, and was caught by the spar The bomb blew up chicken feathers, and the whole bird flew worse than me. The eagle claws hooked on the instant noodle shelf, knocked down a large shelf, got a buffer, and then continued to rush towards me.

"Why are you rushing at me, the one who wears glasses and threw it, don't grab me, don't grab me!" I scrambled, and the spar bomb hit me, it hurt like hell, it was like performing a hundred boulder-crushing performances. Chest tightness, but can't spit out, so I had to yell wah wah wah.

Little Glasses relied on wearing the Qiankun Ring, and threw spar bombs here one after another. Even if the eagle demon was bald by the bombs, he still had a calm and indifferent face, and came straight to me. I thought The picture of Liuyun Qianli, when Tang Yi said that the target was not her, his eyes went dark.

Could it be me?Could it be that I carried this artifact on my back to let the Yaozu know?

My senior sister has to take the blame for this matter, it's easy for her to carry it, and I have to carry it, and I don't know what to do.

The aim of the hedron bomb is also a bit tricky, either it's useless behind the harpy's ass, or it's beckoning in my face for an emergency change of course.The little glasses didn't want to enter the battlefield, and they deliberately wanted me to burp.

Finally he blew up a spar bomb for me. I thought I wasn't killed by the spar bomb arranged by the demon fox in Xialuo City Cultivation Office. Am I going to be killed by my own people?

I flew in the air for a short time and fell back to the ground. Because I was holding a slipper, my finger fell when it landed, and it hurt so much that I raised my orchid finger.

I was thrown at the end of the supermarket, with my back against the load-bearing wall. Facing the bird man, my small glasses had shrunk to a point, and the sanitary napkins I bought had turned into countless pieces of cotton.At this time, I couldn't take out the map of Liuyun Qianli to take the eagle demon into it.

When people's minds are blank, it's easy to do some stupid things. I held the slippers to meet the eagle demon, and the claws were infinitely close to me, like two big pliers.

I waved the slippers, and I didn't know how to grasp the timing very accurately. The eagle's claws hadn't reached my chest, and my slippers just reached his face for a split second.

Snapped--

I slapped the Harpie flying upside down. He was blown up by spar bombs, and he was at the end of his strength. When I whipped him, he felt ashamed. He fell headlong into the seafood pile, and was caught by crabs with pincers. Clamped away, the tip of the wing twitched for a while, and soon stopped moving.

"Little Immortal Master is mighty." A small glasses shouted from the other side of the game hall, but I looked around and couldn't see anyone, so I walked towards him while stroking my chest, and searched for a good sanitary napkin along the way.

"Aren't you from the combat department? Are you standing so far away watching a play?"

"No, on my side, the safe passage, I don't know what's going on, there are several eagle demons coming down from upstairs."

"Why do you throw me here if you can hit several of them!"

"No... no, they didn't do anything, but a bigger bird man grabbed me and said he wanted me to call you out."

"Ah? Is there a ghost? My spiritual roots haven't awakened yet."

Most of those eagle demons came for Liuyun Qianlitu, and I am not an opponent. The little glasses just made me jump on the edge of life and death, and it is only natural to be wronged now.

There is a locked safe passage in my supermarket, with rusty iron chains and locks, and a few rotten vegetable leaves.

After thinking about it, I smashed the door with my slippers, made a big hole to get in, and walked up. A few eagle demons were guarding the first floor. When they saw me, they swooped down quickly.

I can't go up to the first floor. I think of the parking lot on the fourth floor underground, from which there is another passage to the ground.

I can't run as fast as the Eagle Fairy, so I slid down the railing, barely that fast.

Before rushing into the parking lot, two eagle monsters came from there, presumably the entrance there was also controlled.

I didn't stop either. There is another floor under the parking lot, but there is a sign saying no entry for idlers.

I'm not idle either, I'm running for my life, tearing off the sign and rushing down to the bottom floor of the mall, the exposed ventilation ducts and water pipes twisting and crisscrossing overhead.

The golden light seemed to be coming down from the sun, blinding my eyes. Eight hawks flew towards me. I blocked the door and stared at them with my slippers on.

In desperation, I thought of the strange woman who gave me slippers.

But I couldn’t talk to my senior sister about the source of the slippers in my hand starting from the fifth person in the photo.If I didn't tell her, she thought I stole the slippers from the supermarket.

Because there is no way to tell what happened next.

The strange woman stood behind me: "It can be beaten."

"Who the hell are you?"

"I told you that I am your senior sister."

"Put it down, my senior sister is still on her way to find me... Forget it, can I get out alive? What are they doing here? I can't give them the artifact."

"I'm Master's first disciple, and I've been dead for many years. Well, don't be dazed, I gave you the weapon I used when I was alive, it's a divine weapon anyway, work hard."

"Huh? You used a slipper when you were alive."

"Is this a place to complain?"

"Then what am I complaining about? Do you want to take me away if you are a lingering ghost?"

When we were chatting, time seemed to be still, and the eagle demon was rushing in front of us, as if slowed down countless times. The leader of the eagle demon had blond hair fluttering, and the yin and yang mask made him look like a severe secondary disease, with golden wings, releasing a wave Noble, one can't help but surrender, mysterious and mysterious majesty.

Her shoulders suddenly sank, and the woman who claimed to be my senior sister held my arm from behind me as if coaxing a child: "Do you know why your discipline-keeping senior sister works so hard? Because she is just my substitute, and the master will never Face her up."

"She's my senior sister. Do you, a lonely ghost who doesn't know where you came from, think that I will treat my senior sister as a poor ghost if you say something casually? She didn't cultivate immortality to make my master smile, okay? Master can’t smile because he has a dead face, my senior sister’s goal is the stars and universe, the pinnacle of cultivation.” I didn’t think so.

"She won't reach the pinnacle of cultivation."

"why?"

"Because of you. You will destroy the world. At that time, her cultivation will be meaningless."

"Don't fart, it's useful to say something, look, the eagle demon stares as if he wants to eat me."

I was a little flustered, my brain has only a little capacity, unlike my senior sister who has a wide brain and can calculate many things at the same time.The amount of information this strange woman said was too much, and I couldn't think of a way to swear back for a while, besides, the eagle demon was really staring at me, and the eagle claws were only two inches away from me.

"Slippers are useful enough."

The woman disappeared.

The hawk rushed over, grabbed me, circled around and threw me away, and another hawk picked me up.

I was thrown around like a ball.

How can I tell my senior sister, I want to tell my senior sister that there is an arrogant woman who says you are her substitute, and my senior sister must skewer me with a blind stick.

So my tongue froze, and I prepared my words: "At the bottom, eight birdmen flew over and played with me as a ball. I was thrown around and dizzy. I felt like I was going to die. Suddenly , the biggest eagle demon hooked the map of Liuyun Qianli. I thought this is not going to work. I will be divided into five horses by the master when I go back. The strong desire to survive made me turn over in the air, and grabbed the eagle demon by its chicken wings and pulled him off. , and then Little Glasses also arrived. He had a lot of experimental spar bombs, which were so powerful that they blasted a few hawks and me screaming. Seeing the hope of victory, we chased the fleeing hawks and rushed over. The big eagle demon dragged my picture away, and I chased after it—you have seen what happened afterwards."

The process was difficult and bumpy, and the small glasses blinded my head, I omitted them. I really feel that I am quite strange. I have been bombed so many times, except for crying out for pain and a little skin trauma. Aww, I can't be stronger than the skin and flesh of the eagle demon.

Am I really the great devil who destroys the world?I think that woman who claims to be the great disciple of Fengyin Mountain is the big devil. She must be waiting for the opportunity to snatch me away, and then she will destroy the world and put the blame on my misfortune.

The senior sister pondered, the cultivator has arrived.

In the rustling sound of the private terminal, I vaguely recognized the words of the senior sister:

Don't tell others, follow me, let's find a chance to unify our caliber.

Indeed, I can't explain it just by being bombed and still alive and kicking.

It's just the little glasses with sly eyebrows, I don't know if they will betray me.

I stared at him, and he stared at me, with a pair of eyes. I grabbed his sleeve and felt a little uneasy, and I didn't know how to speak.

"Little Immortal Master, it was my fault that I bombed you, don't tell people that I bombed you!" He looked more anxious than me, his brows were twisted into twists.

"I'll think it over."

"I remembered, you haven't given sanitary napkins to people yet! I'll do it right away!"

The little glasses overcame his shyness towards sanitary napkins, nodded and bowed to the monks who came over for a while, and rushed upstairs as if flying.

The author has something to say: Members of our mountain:

Master Xuanshu

Dead Disciple: Ling Xiao

Senior Sister Keeps the Precepts

brother obedience

苦厄

Who would have thought that this was actually a family name.