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The first afterglow of the dusk fell on my senior sister, like a golden necklace adorning the slender neck of a girl to be married.

My senior sister was actually a bit hesitant to call me that there was a bomb. Before she shouted, I swaggered through the concentric bomb-bomb on the third floor like a demon ghost who entered the village to rob in a TV series. Yuan, after she finished shouting, I shivered, looked around, and then looked at the male monk Zhao Qingshan, who was tearing from the ball in his mouth, and when I fixed my eyes, it was a miniature spar bomb.

I don't know what happened to my senior sister to stand there motionless, my senior sister told me the truth briefly:

"With you as the center of the circle, the demon fox buried three spar bombs in the ground. I stepped on it and couldn't move. You..."

"Oh senior sister, I was sent by the master. The master said that there is a good treasure that can capture the demon fox and let me send it to you—" I plan to quickly put aside the relationship and listen to me when the senior sister is not busy. After we get out of trouble I stepped on the train back to Fengyin City.

"Open your terminal, contact the person in charge of Xia Luocheng of the Knights Alliance, and send the bomb disposal team over." My senior sister interrupted me.

"No, senior sister, I haven't awakened my spiritual root yet, so I can't get in touch with that kind of boss. People may think it's harassing communication and block me directly. And I check my communication list, takeaway, courier, insurance, oh, The only person cultivating immortality is my senior brother, who just blocked me today." I answered by raising my hand, letting my senior sister see the personal terminal on my wrist.Zhao Qingshan suddenly pouted his buttocks and tried to squirm, my senior sister said: "He is the liaison officer, untie him and show him your terminal."

My senior sister didn't care about how I got here and how I got to Zhao Qingshan ignorantly and fearlessly. If she wanted to investigate carefully, I would tell her about the fifth person in the photo, but she didn't ask, and I moved slowly. To untie Zhao Qingshan, he suddenly turned his face and gestured with two fingers to write for my senior sister. Obviously I am closer to him, but he seeks farther away, maybe I have an illiterate face.

But it doesn't matter.My senior sister stared thoughtfully at Zhao Qingshan's gesticulations, and I read each word behind him...

"Little...heart...everyone..."

What does beware of mortals mean?My senior sister raises her hand to stop Zhao Qingshan's abstract gestures. In film and television works, sending out such a message of being careful of someone is often caused by a misunderstanding. My senior sister is not a conspirator, and she will not consider cultivators for the time being. The basic contradiction between me and mortals, I thought for a while: "Tell me about the demon fox."

Zhao Qingshan was stunned for a moment, tried his best to shake his head, pointed to his mouth, and shook his head again.

My senior sister thought for a while: "I see, the bomb set by the demon fox prevents you from telling the whole picture."

I raised my wrist to show Zhao Qingshan, Zhao Qingshan shook his head, and clasped my hand, forming a fist.

It's like two game retards playing with another idiot. I guess, the three of us have communication barriers. Zhao Qingshan is unwilling to use my personal terminal to contact the bomb disposal team. I don't know where his own personal terminal is. My senior sister It's quite a distance from us.

"Senior sister, you know so many people, why don't you ask them to help you contact the alliance." I sat on the ground and watched Zhao Qingshan stare helplessly, and he couldn't move around, with his feet nailed to the ground and his hands shaking wildly at the same time Also protect the ancestors in your mouth.

"I was blocked." The senior sister closed her eyes intently.

"Who, who dares to block you."

"Aviation Bureau, I violated traffic control when I came here. The Aviation Bureau found my signal, blocked my terminal, and sent a warning message. If I don't pay the fine, the ban will not be released."

At this moment, there are only the three of us, and my senior sister chatted with me helplessly. She didn’t pay attention to road traffic safety and was targeted by the aviation bureau, but the people from the aviation bureau didn’t come here for a long time. People from the aviation bureau will not come in 100 years. , after they lock my senior sister’s terminal, they will wait for my senior sister to come to pay the fine obediently, otherwise they will not lift the ban. They have no loss anyway, but my senior sister can’t go to pay the fine. The modern system is not good In ancient times, if my senior sister gave me a look, they would obediently get down, but in modern times, practitioners are not free.

I sighed, Zhao Qingshan patted my shoulder and gestured for me.

"Okay bro, you don't have to worry about blowing yourself up by jumping too hard. I'm right next to you. It's no accident. Sit down for a while, come on, I've got a mat and I'll share half of it with you." I took out a cushion from my backpack. Half a pack of five-spice melon seeds, unsealed and filled with half a braised chicken foot, the rest of the backpack was useless, I threw down the backpack and adjusted my posture with the picture on my back, sitting firmly and eating melon seeds.

The cool mountain wind hit the three of us. Across the ruins of the broken stone wall, my senior sister stood in a sculpture with her eyes closed and meditated.The chicken feet were dry and inedible because they were sticky with dust. I stuck them on the pile of melon seeds. Its four fingers turned upside down, which was quite artistic.

Zhao Qingshan couldn't communicate with our seniors and sisters, and covered his face in despondency, wondering if he was crying.

After an unknown amount of time, my senior sister finally said, "Stop smoking."

At that time, when I was almost finished, I realized that I didn't give my senior sister two bites: "Oh, I saved a handful for you."

When I opened the bag, there were only two left. I put the melon seed skins back into the bag to clean up the garbage, and the paper bag rattled loudly.

I just officially met with my senior sister yesterday, I don’t know how to get along with her, I can’t be as close as the other senior sisters in the mountain gate or be jealous of each other or make some taboos that make their masters listen to the sect’s rules love.It’s not appropriate to say that you don’t answer like a stranger, but this person is my senior sister. I can’t put myself right now, so I feel restless like the days when my senior brother was in spring, so I kept eating melon seeds and kneading her. The bag releases my anxiety, and I become a noise maker.

"Misery." My senior sister finally couldn't bear it anymore, and gently opened her eyes.

I was flattered, I didn't expect my senior sister to know my name.

"Inquire about the Danyang faction produced in 195..." My senior sister frowned and thought for a while, as if confirming some kind of information, "The structure diagram of the Danyang small second-class spar bomb, I remember that there is a monk on the cultivation forum I have disassembled the relevant structure and downloaded it. In addition, I also need a copy of "Principles of Small Spar Bomb-Bomb Assembly" and the Bomb-Bomb User Manual published by the Danyang School. Come down and put it on the ground."

"Senior Sister, I haven't awakened my spiritual root yet, so I can't log in to Cultivation Net and Cultivation Forum... and I don't have any spiritual brand certification."

Just now my senior sister's spiritual thread penetrated the ground and tried to dismantle the bomb. Should I say that she is worthy of my senior sister or should I say that she is simply too bold? She has a specialization in martial arts. My senior sister is unparalleled in swordsmanship, but it doesn't mean she can learn to dismantle it immediately. Deactivate the bomb.She originally planned to find some reference materials, but found that one of her teammates could not speak and was interfered by a bomb, which was equivalent to a cripple, and the other quarreled with melon seeds for a long time.

It's very pitiful for my senior sister to be dragged down by teammates like us.

In fact, I really want to unlock the terminal directly and let my senior sister use it, but the problem is that the one who logs in to Xiuzhen.com is the spiritual imprint, not the terminal key. If I change a hundred terminals, my senior sister can't upload and download data.

I turned my head and patted Zhao Qingshan, and handed him my terminal: "Did you hear what my senior sister said? Download it quickly."

Zhao Qingshan suddenly rolled his eyes, kicked his legs, and fell backwards.

I hugged him by the waist, gray-black blood came out of his mouth, the ball burst and melted immediately.

Black pus and blood came out of his eye sockets, and his limbs suddenly dried up. I was startled, let go of him, and he fell back straight. My senior sister snorted, and he suddenly bent his body against the common sense of physics, and the carp straightened up. Kneeling on the ground as if twisted.

When the skin and flesh evaporated, there was a stench of burning protein. I witnessed a bluish-black dry bone covered with clothes taking shape in front of my eyes. Under the dry bone, blood and flesh and blood bubbled up like a bubbling, sticky gray-black bubbles, flowing When it reached my feet, it had evaporated completely, leaving only a light black spot on the ground.

Co-author, what he has been holding is poison!

"Demon fox." My senior sister said in a low voice, closing her eyes, "The demon clan is really vicious."

"Senior Sister, why does he keep holding the poison in his mouth?"

"It's a bomb. The demon fox put poison in the bomb. If he vomits, he will die. If he doesn't vomit, he will die." My senior sister looked at me solemnly, and drew out her sword.

I was taken aback.

What does it mean when my senior sister draws her sword at me, and there is no one around?She hates the demon fox and now wants to kill me to sacrifice the flag?Although I don't know my senior sister well, she won't be as unreasonable as my senior brother.

But my senior sister will never be a lunatic who draws her sword and shouts to the sky that God is unfair when she gets angry. I still feel that my life is at stake at this moment.

I don't know what's going on, and I haven't encountered a few life-and-death situations, and my mind is spinning very fast at this moment.

"Senior Sister, I have a question...why is he the only one in the Xialuocheng Cultivation Office? Don't the others usually work here?"

"come out!"

The long sword pierced through the air and stabbed fiercely at my face.

It slid across the scalp, and with a pop, it hit something.

When I turned around, my senior sister's sword pierced directly through the thick half door to a person outside. The man was wearing a semi-invisible cloak, and my senior sister stabbed him firmly in the buttocks, kneeling on the ground and wriggling with difficulty.

Such a powerful hidden supernatural power, even my senior sister only discovered it now.

As soon as my senior sister raised her hand, Shoujie picked him up like wearing candied haws.

He let out a piercing scream: "Immortal Master! Immortal Master! My own! My own!"

"Who is with you." I said a harsh word on behalf of my senior sister.

"I'm really on my own. The demon fox knocked me out when it came. When I woke up, I saw the liaison officer dead. I was scared for a moment. I couldn't help thinking about the immortal master. Xiaomen ran out. Immortal Master! Ah! Chrysanthemum!"

"How to prove it?"

The man screamed miserably, and reluctantly lifted off his cloak, revealing a well-tailored black uniform with two gold rims on the cuffs.The man looked like a teenager, wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses with one temple still taped, hanging precariously over his face.

"I am a student in the preparatory class of our Federal Cultivation Academy! Cultivation Academy!"

"I've never heard of it." My senior sister turned cold.

My senior sister has never heard of it, so of course I don’t know about it. Things about the cultivation world are published on the cultivation website. As a mortal, the information I know is outdated and embarrassing.

"Really! Uuuuuuuuuuuu Our Cultivation Academy is also participating in the Demon Elimination Project this time. Our purpose is scientific cultivation, systematic cultivation, and making cultivation an industry. This is jointly implemented by the federal government and the high-level leaders of our Knights Alliance. The project is only in trial operation this year, and only the students in our preparatory class, where do you come from, you can ask your master, really! Our preparatory class students have to give credits based on their performance in the project of eliminating demons, and then they can officially become I'm a freshman, I don't want to die really, my mother spent a lot of money to send me to cultivate my true self..."

After talking about it, he has already started to cry that his family is poor and only has two villas, while others have dozens of buildings. He doesn’t know whether he really feels that his family is poor or because he was stabbed too painfully by my senior sister. sincere.

"What state are you in now?" Senior Sister asked.

"Master Huixian, I'm currently at the middle level of the Qi Refining Stage."

"Then you can log in to Xiuzhen.com and post a reward post in my name to defuse the bomb here. Besides me, there is another person whose spiritual root has not awakened here, so the deviation value must be zero. The reward is... ...I can satisfy one of his demands." My senior sister withdrew her sword.

This reward is not light, even if that person has bad intentions and says he wants to have sex with my senior sister, my senior sister will abide by the rules.

It can be seen that the series of actions of the demon fox made my senior sister very angry.But when my senior sister was angry, she didn't show any expression. She just said her request to the little glasses, and with a flick of her wrist, all the blood on the sword fell to the ground, clean and sharp, showing its original appearance.

"Ah Immortal Master, I can ask our mentor for help. Our college has a weapon refining major, which can defuse bombs."

"No need."

"Ah, then, may I ask Master Xian, what is your name...uh, I don't know you..."

I was surprised, I don't believe there are people in the cultivation world who don't know my senior sister.

"What do you teach at the Comprehension Academy? You don't even know my senior sister?" I was surprised for a while.

"My name is Shoujie, those who abide by the commandments, the commandments of the commandments, inherit Fengyin Mountain." My senior sister is quite indifferent to fame and fortune. If I am as popular as her and this kind of stunned youth doesn't know me, I will definitely turn my face on the spot. .

But looking at my senior sister, it seems that there is no way to turn her face. Both of us are counting on this little glasses to find someone to save us.

My senior sister must never have imagined that at her level, she would still count on a little guy in the Qi refining stage to save her.Of course, if my senior sister stepped on the bomb alone, she put on a spiritual shield and took off, and she didn't care about the explosion, but my oil bottle affected my senior sister's performance, and my senior sister took off, and I ascended to heaven.

Thinking about it this way, my senior sister still has a little fellowship with me, and I will also participate in the future when my senior brother votes for her cut flowers.