our mountain

Little Glasses and I were thrust into the mud obliquely like seedlings in the hands of a farmer. Fortunately, Little Glasses opened his useless shield before landing, so that the two of us would not be planted like green onions or fall onto rocks. , but over the stone smashed something made of wood and flew straight out, half of its body fell into the ground, like two radishes looking at each other, and the blanket fell not far away, like a big rag.

This is a huge muddy field, and the irrigation waterwheel seems to be shaking, and the fields are neatly arranged under the moonlight.

I struggled to pull myself out, turned my head to see the glasses of the small glasses flew, and groped around like a blind man.When I pulled myself out, another shoe fell into it, so I had to walk around barefoot, digging out a lump of black stuff, went to the edge of the sink, washed it, and handed it to him. Small glasses, then pull him out.

Fortunately, he is still a genius in the combat department. With a majestic sledgehammer, his physical strength is not even as good as mine.

But staying away from Fengyin Mountain, I was freed from my senior brother's anger, and I was relieved that Liuyun Qianlitu was safe behind me.

Before blaming Little Glasses for being unreliable, a few angry shouts suddenly came from the other side of the farm: "Which family's little bastard! You smashed your grandpa's water truck!"

"Little Immortal Master, run!" Little Glasses shouted quickly.

I haven't realized what's going on yet, but when I heard him shout, I sprinted forward reflexively. There seemed to be a mountain at the far end of the endless farmland, and we can run into the forest——

However, this is a wet muddy field, I can't pull my legs out, my small glasses are average, I even ran two steps and fell, the last two clay figurines fell in a group of people chasing and intercepting, a few pairs of big hands pressed our shoulders Pull it out of the mud and tie it hard.

"It's all a misunderstanding, folks, in fact, we—" Little Glasses was about to say something, but the man who grabbed us didn't give him a chance to speak eloquently, and slapped him to the ground, as if he was going to plant him in to the field.

I was so scared that I fell silent.

Our legs made four deep and shallow dents in the mud, as if they plowed us...

The lights came on, and it seemed that the whole village was mobilized. We were taken to a clearing, where we were held down and knelt side by side like two prisoners.

I think there should be an old man coming out next, scolding us for destroying the waterwheel, and looking at Xiao Glasses, his glasses are hanging on his face, he is very embarrassed, I am embarrassed to complain to him about such insignificance I bowed my head and confessed.

"Village chief! It's these two guys! These two don't know

Where did the cultivators flying in the sky come out to play and smashed our water wheel! "The man with the small glasses yelled loudly, and an old lady squeezed out of the crowd. I think the old lady should be more talkative. Just as she raised her head, a stick hit my head and face, almost breaking the bridge of my nose.

But it was just a beating. When I looked up, the old lady found that I was a girl, and she stopped beating me. She looked us up and down with a cane, as if she wanted to kill us with her eyes.

"Which sect do you guys belong to?" The old lady opened her voice, her voice was imposing, I didn't want to lose Feng Yinshan's face, but I couldn't lie either, so I struggled a bit, bowed my head and confessed: "I'm from Fengyinshan. "

Little Glasses coughed: "I'm from the Cultivation Academy."

"Village chief, what should we do? They are not monks of the Green Bamboo Sect, so how can we reimburse them?" The man yelled again, "Those cultivators are stingy, who do we turn to!"

The old lady took her time, took out a roll of map from her bosom, groped around, and poked Fengyin Mountain with her finger: "Fengyin Mountain... oh, it's very close, I didn't say there is a school here."

Then he swiped his finger on the map several times: "There is no such thing as a cultivation academy."

The Cultivation Academy has just been announced to the world for less than a month, and our mountain is sparsely populated, and there is no such detailed thing on the old lady's map.

"Damn it, you two know how to lie and deceive people at such a young age!" The man pushed the little glasses' head vigorously, raised his hoe, and introduced himself to the old lady, "Village Chief, I think it's the two outer disciples of the Green Bamboo Sect sneaking around. If you come out to make trouble after learning the flying technique, let's escort people there and keep one as a hostage, we're not afraid that the Green Bamboo Sect won't pay for it!"

Mao Sui self-recommendation... How did I use this word, who is Mao Sui... I had a headache, which made me realize that we had flown to the border of Qingzhu City.

"We didn't lie...we can pay for it..." Little Glasses spoke with difficulty, and immediately shrank his head after speaking, it seemed that he was terrified of being pressed in the mud.

A farmer came over with a muddy blanket that we had left behind, and put it in front of us: "Don't listen to their sophistry, these outer disciples don't have any money on them, they will play tricks, let's call them adults."

"I really have it...I have it on me, please let us go, we didn't do it on purpose..." Little Glasses was about to kowtow, and I also said yes, yes, we are both good people, and we are not Green Bamboo School.

If the two of us were escorted to the Qingzhu faction, then we would be ashamed and humiliated.

Furthermore, my senior sister is still waiting for me in Ningshuang City, and the map of Flowing Clouds and Thousand Miles I was carrying was also dragged off by these men.

I don't understand the relationship between these people and the Green Bamboo Sect. What they mean is that there are frequent disputes?

Fortunately, in the terminal, the little glasses can send me a message without opening my mouth, telling me that this place should be a spiritual rice plantation in cooperation with the Green Bamboo Sect, and that rice is not enough to meet the needs of cultivators, so most cultivators will eat it Ling rice is expensive and tests the soil, but cultivators are unwilling to waste time in farming, so from ancient times to the present, Ling rice has been planted by ordinary people.

In ancient times, cultivators enslaved mortals to plant spiritual rice unconditionally, and mortals had to offer incense to "immortals". In modern times, it is either employment or contract.The biggest difference between the two is that the land of the former belongs to cultivators, and mortals are only responsible for farming, while the latter is the land of mortals, and mortals cultivate it, and only deliver Lingmi.

But now it seems that this is a village, it should be the latter, the village will hand in a certain amount of spiritual rice every year, get money from the Green Bamboo Sect, and then the remaining spiritual rice can be sold by itself.Of course, it is not feasible to use ordinary storage methods for Lingmi, so ordinary people will not bother to sell two, basically sell as much as they collect to the sect.

Now, the two of us have destroyed the waterwheel, which caused problems in their harvest and financial losses. We have to find a way to get the Green Bamboo Sect to compensate... But Xiao Glasses estimates that it is very likely that there is no problem with the Green Bamboo Sect in the contract. Matters in the village about Lingmi's financial damage and other issues, or maybe the group of dignified cultivators from the Green Bamboo Sect want to break up a piece of money with mortals to break up the debt...

As a result, the two of us had to kneel here and wait for them to discuss and come up with a good result.

Little Glasses shouted that he was rich but was not taken seriously by the people in the village. This was the first time since I knew him that he didn't cry about being poor!

I remembered the experience of visiting the Green Bamboo School...

The outer disciples of the Green Bamboo Sect are too pitiful, they have no prospects for development, they have to shine shoes for others, and they have no money.

"Let's do it, let's do it, brothers and sisters, uncles, aunts, grandparents, we really didn't do it on purpose, it's our fault to cause damage to the village, how about it, you tie me up and let my companion pay for it, Or the two of us fix the waterwheel? Uh, grandma of the village head, can you see if it works, it doesn’t seem like it’s a big deal for us to be tied up.”

I am in a hurry to sell my small glasses. Isn’t he two villas? I want to save money and eliminate disasters. I will relax my shoulders and take back the picture of Liuyun Qianli. Then I can directly kill myself and go to see Master.

"No, you cultivators are very cunning, if you let go of one, you can save the other, it won't work."

I had no choice but to lower my head and look at the small glasses: "You got some money out of the Qiankun Ring!"

"The ring was dragged away!" Little Glasses is also quite useless. I can't understand how a dignified Qi Refining Stage cultivator can be bullied by mortals. As a result, Little Glasses began to babble in the communication saying that modern cultivation should protect mortals and so on. Yes, that gave me a splitting headache.

But I'm not a cultivator, what I said to the little glasses can still be heard, they look at the things pulled from us, a big blanket, a universe ring, an ancient painting.

"Fifth, go to the market and sell these things, and let them go after repairing the waterwheel." The village chief ordered.

I wondered why they were so uncommunicative, selling blankets and Qiankun rings was all they needed, but they could also sell artifacts?How much do they distrust practitioners?

As soon as I heard that they were going to sell Liuyun Qianlitu, I became anxious. I raised my arms and stood up. The hemp rope on my elbow was broken by me, and I pointed at it with all my strength: "Don't sell it! Do you know what it is? You sell it!"

As soon as I stood up, the whole village backed away, as if I was going to kill them all in a fit of anger.

"Give me back my things." I just felt like I was breaking free from the hemp rope, and my arms were left with deep red marks from the rope. I tried my best to rub my arms and stared at them.

"The cultivator has beaten someone! The cultivator has beaten someone!" Several people screamed, and several big men quickly pointed their sickles at the throat of Little Glasses, pulling his hair: "Don't move! If you move again, we will take him— —”

"I didn't hit anyone! Return the things to us! We will pay you water trucks!"

"Don't listen to her! She's about to run away after picking up her things! Cultivators are a bunch of unreasonable officials! Don't listen to this girl!"

The old lady of the village head screamed, and the aunt who was holding our things immediately put on a posture of guarding the child, staring at me for fear that I would rush forward to snatch it.

I don't understand, I'm not a cultivator, if we were unreasonable at the beginning, how could we be caught by you?Who is being unreasonable now?

Xiao Glass said in the communication: "Don't be impulsive, they don't trust practitioners."

I didn't intend to be impulsive, what could I do impulsively?Lift the shoes, one big shoe sole per person?I'm still barefoot.I just don't understand, and besides being puzzled, I'm a little angry. I don't know if it's because they don't trust the practitioners, or because the Qingzhu Sect's huge sect behaves improperly in front of ordinary people, which makes ordinary people not trust them.

And... Little Glasses said, obviously, this place is very poor, so no one has watched the live broadcast, no one knows him, not even the Cultivation Academy.

And the Green Bamboo Pie is very rich... I still remember the shocking menu and the splendid reception center.

Anger had to burn on himself.

"Listen to me, listen to me, I don't hit people, and I don't have the skills to hit people. I really will pay the water truck, and I don't run. If we did, we would have just run away. Here we are shouting It’s useless, I can’t get out, and you can’t get the money, so I’ll take back the ring, this, storage ring, there’s money in it, I’ll ask my companion to take out the money, we can settle it now, okay?” I raised my hands in a gesture of surrender and looked around.

"What if your ring contains... just... a tool for running?" The village chief was still hesitant at an early age, and I raised one hand to maintain a posture of surrender: "This way, this way, I lie on the ground, I’m lying down, you step on me, you can sit on me, I don’t touch the ring, you put the ring on my companion and let him pay for it.”

After confirming that the old lady understood, without deafness, I slowly lay down on the ground, held my breath, and buried myself in the soil.

no movement...

Don't make me hold my breath!I'm out of breath!

It felt like 100 years later, and finally there was the sound of footsteps, not towards me, but towards the little glasses.

There was a sound of Jing coins landing on the ground, and then the little glasses took a breath: "I don't have your money, these are [-] Jing coins, you also know that Jing coins are hard currency, if you don't worry, you can find someone first Go and exchange the crystal coins back, make sure we are not cheating, and then let us go."

I couldn't hold it anymore, I turned my head to take a breath, and immediately a foot stepped on my back, making me cry out.

Confirming that I was just taking a breath, I lifted this foot hesitantly, and then put it gently on my back, as if afraid of hurting me.

Until the village chief said: "Don't step on it, let that girl get up, I don't think they are lying, if you want to run, run away early. Fourth child, go and collect the money, and go to the city to exchange it tomorrow. Fifth, your family If there is a vacant room, let the two children sleep for one night."

I finally got up and knelt down on the ground, taking a big breath of air, those people untied the glasses, and the map of traveling clouds and thousands of miles would come to my hand.

I cried with joy, I was really afraid that they would sell it as soon as they said they would sell it, then I would really be hit to death, tied the picture to me, and the little glasses rubbed the tied arm and walked to me: "Little Immortal Master, two hundred crystal coins It must be reimbursed."

"No way, who is not driving well..."

"Who insisted that I use this technically incomplete thing?"

I had nothing to say, so I could only mutter: "Don't you still need to borrow my family card?"

In the middle of the conversation, the man called Lao Wu came over and looked at us: "Come to my house and take a bath."

Who would have thought that when taking a bath, the water pipe sprayed water on us. We were like chicks who had lost their nests in the heavy rain. We hugged our arms tremblingly to wash off the mud. Our clothes were soaked. The village head and the fifth child looked Clear the appearance of both of us.

"Ah, a boy and a girl, this can't be washed like this, let's boil some hot water." The old lady lit the cigarette pot and started to smoke. We shook our heads shyly, meaning that there is no need to bother, and we always feel that hot water will be poured on our heads .

After staying up all night in the village, Siwa went to the city early in the morning and returned to the village at noon, carrying a big bag of money.

"The village chief! The village chief! We are rich!"

Little Glasses and I opened the window and looked out uneasily, only to see a man galloping towards us on the road, carrying a sack half a person's height and rushing towards us. The village chief's grandmother was smoking in the yard, mixing pig food while smoking.

"Two hundred two bright money, can be exchanged, can be exchanged so much!"

The sack hit the ground with a dull and forceful sound. Little Glasses and I looked at each other in blank dismay. Before we had time to wash our faces, we got up and went out of the yard. We saw the village head get up on crutches and hit Siwa on the head with the crutches: "How much money can you afford?" Repair hundreds of windmills? Do you dare to exchange the excess? Go to the city and exchange it back, and then return it to others.”

"Ah, no, no, take it, can we go?" I was afraid that things might change, so I hurriedly interjected.

"We don't take too much of yours. We know what you are doing when you go back. If you take too much, you will suffer a lot. We will be wronged if you come to the mountain gate. That's all, the rest, Siwa will exchange it back. You take it away, and we will not occupy you. It’s cheap.” The old lady spit and nailed her words, which made us both baffled.

But I soon realized: "Our mountain gate? Isn't the matter resolved? Why did we come to the mountain gate?"

"Don't be stupid."

It turned out that there was such a precedent, one side gave money, and the other side used the power of the mountain gate to crowd out... What is the Green Bamboo faction doing!

"Grandma, we are not from the Green Bamboo Sect. I am from the Cultivation Academy. Have you heard of the Cultivation Academy? You read the news...that is, alas, anyway, cultivators cannot bully you. If you bully you, you should sue them!" Little Glasses also seemed stupid, stomping his feet anxiously, I watched anxiously, but I am not from the Cultivation Academy, so I was speechless in the end.

"It doesn't matter what college you are, you are immortal masters, you are strong, you can move mountains and fill seas, don't you say what you say, everyone is equal, everyone is responsible, huh... what am I telling you Well, hurry up, Siba, go, and exchange the money back."

The old lady took only a small stack from the sack.

Siwa was a little anxious: "Village chief, I don't want it, you have to give it back..."

"Can you settle down with the cultivator? Go! Don't be greedy for cheap!"

The old lady beat Siwa again, which made him aggrieved, and picked up the sack: "I'm going to exchange it now, I haven't even eaten a bite of food... I came out early in the morning, it's already noon..."

Little Glasses and I were a little at a loss, and finally had to say: "Let's go to the city with Brother Siwa, we happen to be going to the city too."

Unexpectedly, after walking for half a day, it was already evening when we arrived at Green Bamboo City. After exchanging the crystal coins, I made my own decision and left some money to treat him to dinner.

"Don't bribe me! We... will not fall into your trap!" Unexpectedly, he was facing a formidable enemy.

"Brother Siwa, not all cultivators are bad people..." Little Glasses lowered his head and wiped his glasses, his words seemed casual, squinting his eyes still revealed a sense of wretchedness, but I didn't want to complain about him.

The light curtain on the square began to broadcast the wonderful review of the live broadcast of comprehension. Siwa raised her eyes and saw that it happened to cut to "Little Immortal Master, We Love You Team". Little Glasses smashed the head of a monster with a sledgehammer.

The fourth baby could easily associate the person on the light curtain with the small glasses in front of him, and his eyes widened.

I guess, in his lifetime, if he hadn’t been so entangled by the two of us, he might have rarely gone to the city, and even if he did go to the city, he would rarely go to the big bank in the city center, and even if he did, he would rarely go to the big bank. First, look at those colorful pictures.

"Cultivation Academy... You really are not from the Green Bamboo Sect..." He remained silent, it was getting late and I was hungry.

"Eat something, you have to go back to the village, we have to go to Shangyang City."

"I have a chance to visit the Cultivation Academy." Little Glasses silently took out a black ticket and stamped his own psychic brand on it, "Take this, you can take a special bus to Shangyang City Cultivation Academy to have a look What do modern cultivators do... Also, I think you are also very young, do you want to try to apply for this year's college entrance examination? You can apply for our college, and the board and lodging are free."

"Also, my name is Su Xiang, you come to report

If you show this to our Cultivation Academy, it means that I am your introducer. If you pass the test, I can still get contribution points. "

Well, I thought he was a bit temperamental at first, but now he's becoming obscene again.

Maybe his words are a holy book to Siwa, who can understand every word, but don't know what it means when put together.

"Buy the extra money to buy a radio or TV, and watch the news often, and treat it as a gift from the Cultivation Academy to the village."

He grabbed the rest of the money that hadn't been exchanged into crystal coins, and handed it to Siwa in a thick stack: "Everyone has the opportunity to be a cultivator, and even if we don't, we are all equal and serve each other. What the teacher has always taught us."

"Cultivation Academy..."

Siwa was in a daze, I think it's fine to stop here, and I'm a bit pretending to say anything, so I left with my small glasses.

Siwa stood where she was, holding her small glasses, but couldn't recover from the kindness that was stuffed into her head.

When I saw him again, it was the opening week of the Cultivation Academy in June for applicants from outside the Cultivation World. He, the village head and the fifth child visited the academy together, but I didn’t pass the exam. I don’t know. I just saw it from a distance. , suddenly remembered this matter.

I don't think the Cultivation Academy is as good as Little Glasses said... Personal emotions are a bit strong.

At this time, our special shuttle car was heading to Shangyang City at high speed, and we were like starving ghosts, struggling to eat, our clothes were dirty and stained with water that hadn't been washed.

I was still barefoot, as if I had come back from begging on the street.

"You have to go to the college. You have already used your family card, and you must verify the information within three days...Even if I am a student of the professor of the technology department, I can't go beyond the rules." After Xiao Glasses snatched two chicken legs from my bowl remind me.

I don't know why, I'm just awkward and don't want to go to the academy.

But after thinking about it, as long as I don't see Tang Yi, I don't have any prejudice against this building.

But what people are afraid of will come.

We just got out of the car and went straight to the service center of the management department.

Tang Yi was sitting in the service center and was asking the service staff: "Why were the family certificates of the directors issued in advance? I saw the use records of the family certificates. Isn't the date of issuance tomorrow?"

In the middle of the night, Tang Yi didn't sleep, what was he doing.

I curled my toes in a daze, trying to hide behind my glasses.

Unexpectedly, Little Glasses was not afraid of death: "Miss! Why are you here!"

"Checking the implementation of the remuneration of the directors of the Human Joint Consultative Committee...you are...oh, you are Su Xiang..."

Tang Yi raised her head, but her body with small glasses couldn't cover me who was squatting down.

"Misery?"

"What's wrong with the family card I used!"

Damn it, damn it, why am I so fierce when I speak?Am I so awkward?Tang Yi didn't say anything, why am I ashamed to have such a virtue?I can't speak properly anymore!

"It's you... That's fine. I'm afraid those people who are used to privileges will come and threaten them. The service staff here are all work-study students, and they can't afford to mess with those big shots... Have you been in the academy recently? Why haven't I seen you?" you?"

Tang Yi didn't seem to hear my bad tone.

Little Glasses said: "Miss, I did it at the college first. Isn't she poor recently? She has no money if she wants to take a car. I mean first, and then she can come to the school to verify her information after she gets the certificate." Well, after all, acquaintances who know the basics are not considered a violation of the rules... The director of the commandment is not here, so we are not considered a privilege..."

"No money..." Tang Yi looked up at me, I didn't dare to say much because I was wrong, "Okay, let's not make an example."

Little Glasses flattered: "Thank you Miss for your understanding!"

Tang Yi's eyes turned to our dusty attire, and then raised his head slightly: "Ku'e, where are your shoes?"

"I like bare feet."

Damn, why am I still talking in this tone!Is it so difficult to apologize frankly!Tang Yi has already apologized to me, am I embarrassing my master if I am awkward here!

But the expression seemed to be frozen, unable to squeeze out a flattering smile.

Smile, ah misery!

I struggled to smile and almost cried.

"If you need help, just tell me." Tang Yi still stared at me, and let me down.

"No..." I muttered, my mouth was stiff.

"We need it! Miss, we need it very much! We spent two hundred crystal coins on the way... Little Immortal Master even flew away her shoes to save me, and she still ran away from home!"

I was so angry that I took off his glasses from my small glasses face, and quickly ran away from the building of the service center of the Department of Management.

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