our mountain

With the two jade slips in my pocket, I got out of the car and went straight to the Cultivation Academy.

Shanshui met again, and the staff who came to pick me up had small glasses, squinted their eyes and ran to me, taking my backpack.

I said, aren't you an ordinary student of the Combat Department?so poor?You have eaten up the two villas in your family?

Little Glasses rubbed his face and smiled shyly, pushed me forward, showed my family card, and we crossed the protective formation of the Cultivation Academy.

"How could it be? Didn't the academy hear that you people in Fengyinshan are all conservatives, that it's difficult to do ideological work, and that you trust them in the organization, so they entrusted me with difficult tasks? I'm the most loyal comrade-in-arms of Little Immortal Master ah."

I was too lazy to quarrel with him, so I dragged my backpack back to report with him all the way, and asked Tang Yi and the others about their situation by tugging at his ear.

"Then let's take a stroll and have a look," Little Glasses sent an application in the communication. After opening, it turned out to be a full tour map of Xiuzhen Academy, which can be located and navigated. Go to the hospital, but the eldest lady and the others are relatively high-ranking, so you have to apply in advance to visit them. Master Xiaoxian, let's go through the previous procedures first, and someone will come to ask you a few words, and then you can watch them. "

I thought in my heart that I dare not go to visit, I have no face to go, why don't you just tell me if they are still alive.But the words didn't come out in the end, they hovered around his mouth and blocked them, humming.

Tang Yi and the others are not as defensive as I am. Even Tang Yi wakes up with wounds on her body, but I woke up alive after a night of sleep and came to the Cultivation Academy with my bag. This comparison feels weird to me, so After completing the formalities and getting the key to the big house assigned to the senior sister, two young monks came to hand over to Little Glasses, and when they were about to take me away, I was not surprised at all. Rush to the execution ground.

If Dean Tang Rongze asked, little friend, why did you take Tang Yi to Ningshuang City?

Tang Yi's father is not as easy to fool as she is. You can't tell a lie about traveling. If you tell the truth, I will say that I went to see my senior sister. He wants to ask, why did Shoujie go to Ningshuang City?Tracing the cause and effect, I let the demon fox go...

This is not a responsibility I can take on, and if I ask again, isn't your senior sister on your mountain now? How is the fox chasing her?

I replied, Yaohu wandered leisurely in our back mountain as if it were his own home, and threatened to pursue my senior sister as a girlfriend.

It's so scary, I feel a blast just thinking about it in my head.

I was on the road rehearsing what lies I should tell and when I should keep silent. Two monks entered the door and said softly, "Chairman, misfortune is here."

Chairman?

The chairman of my senior sister's immediate boss?

As soon as I raised my head, I almost stiffened my neck, and then I lowered my head, writing silence on my face in advance.

There was an old man's voice: "Little friend in misery, please sit down."

Have things escalated to this level?My legs were so tense that I dared not sit up. I looked down at the toes of my shoes, and I was led to a stool whose legs were not as straight as mine.

When everyone left, only the chairman and I were left in the room. I could only see a pair of shiny leather shoes and neatly seamed uniform pants. I couldn't see the expressions or movements of the old man sitting opposite.

"Don't be afraid, little friend, I'm not here to interrogate or torture you, nor to catch Fengyinshan. The differences between the academy and Fengyinshan have been settled with your senior sister before, and we are friends now." He Let out a few kind smiles, and hand over a handful of candies.

"I'm an adult."

"Shouldn't you eat candies when you're an adult?" He stuffed me with a handful of candies without any explanation, and I curled my toes uneasily, clutching the candies and waiting for him to finish.

"Everyone was injured in the accident of the direct shuttle bus on Hanjing No. [-], but don't worry, they are all out of danger. I heard from Tang Yi that there is a picture on your back that seems to be broken. Can you tell me more about it? say?"

ah?Why do you ask this?

This is quite an easy answer, I am not here to find fault, of course I can answer something: "That is an artifact, the map of flowing clouds and thousands of miles, which was left by the master before he was alive. Behind him. Then at that moment, the rope tied to the picture broke, and then it broke..."

As I said that, I turned over the backpack and dug out the fragments contained in the transparent bag.

"Sacred Artifact... What a pity. We guess that it may be that the Divine Artifact has blocked most of the impact of the Eagle Demon's self-explosion for you, and finally exceeded the limit that the Divine Artifact can bear, so it shattered..."

Thank you, Chairman, for giving me this donkey downhill.

"We can't afford to pay for the artifacts... At present, there are only more than 20 artifacts registered in the entire cultivation world..." The director began to think hard, and I hurriedly said that there is no need to pay. Liuyun Qianlitu was injured to protect me.

The chairman then praised my chivalrous spirit. I am obviously an ordinary mortal without spiritual roots, but I stepped forward to protect a practitioner at a critical moment.

Why doesn't it sound like a compliment to me? The more I listen to it, the more I feel stupid.

I rushed to protect Tang Yi for three reasons: first, my defense was super high, and I was fine when I was blown up and down by the spar bombs of the small glasses, but Tang Yi had to rely on the nutrient solution to live, no matter how I thought about it, I was not there Rough skin and thick flesh; second, Tang Yi is the closest to me, if I want to protect someone, I can't make a detour to hug the driver brother, I can only hug her nearby; third, I was not in a good state of mind before. My opponent, I stabbed her once, and no matter what I said, I felt very sorry, and when I was at a critical moment, I thought, forget it, let it go, I will apologize if I fight it...

As a result, the chairman later summed it up as a mortal protecting a cultivator, which sounds a bit mentally retarded.

Tang Yi and the others definitely didn't mention the scene where I grabbed the joint gun and smashed the eagle demon to death.

The chairman said that since I can't compensate me, please be polite in Xiuzhen Academy, just treat this place as your own home, and contact Su Xiang directly if you need anything, he can report my needs and try to meet my requirements.

I said I don't have any requirements, really don't need to be too polite and troublesome.

The chairman said: "Then I will trouble you with one thing."

"what?"

"You are a fearless mortal. I want to publicize your story of protecting cultivators. Do you think it's okay? Miserable little friend?"

People under the roof, this is the request of the biggest boss in the cultivation world.

I bow my head, I admit cowardly.

The picture slowly unfolded, and in the simulated schematic diagram of the shuttle car, I stepped out bravely and stood in front of Tang Yi.

A mortal who grew up in the realm of comprehension, born without spiritual roots, knew that his life was in danger, but still stepped forward and sacrificed for his friends.

The provocative narration was read in cadence, and the screen turned to the screen of interviewing me: "At that time... I didn't think much about it. She is the closest to me..."

The little glasses squinted their eyes for a long time: "Xiao Xianshi, do you have lipstick on your teeth?"

The two of us sat on the sofa and watched the promotional video. Starting from my protection of Tang Yi, the cultivation world reviewed the stories of mortals and cultivators fighting side by side in the past hundreds of years, and said mortals' power is infinite.

The subtitle stops at the end: 3000 years, thank you for your care.

It’s really sensational. I don’t know if it’s the propaganda machine of the cultivation world, or if everyone is friendly to the cultivation world from the bottom of their hearts. They all recalled that when they were young, a cat climbed a tree and couldn’t get down. A cultivator passed by and helped, smiling. Chatting with her, some people recalled that they were almost captured by human traffickers, and it was the cultivator who saved him, while others recalled that they lost their way in the wilderness, almost starved to death, and were rescued by the cultivator.

After reading it, I can't say I was moved or embarrassed. I always feel that this is not my story.

I live in my senior sister’s big house, because there are so many rooms, Little Glasses shamelessly applied to move in as my roommate, in the name of thinking I’m afraid of living alone... I’ve been living alone since I was a child, okay!But a person who is shameless is invincible, the senior sister actually agreed, and Tang Yi moved in with her...

What do I mean by you moving in!

At that time her injury was just right, I went to visit them, and Tang Yi heard that Little Glasses was going to live with me, so she said she would live with me too.

I thought to myself that I had agreed to Xiao Glasses, and now it would be bad to refuse Tang Yi, so I agreed, and then I found out that because Xiao Glasses has a problem of sleepwalking, he is very famous in the whole school because of his sleepwalking problem. Tang Yi was afraid that I would be killed by a hammer in my sleep, so she took the initiative to come and live next door to me.But even though she decided to be a roommate in her ward, she only came here the next day to put some things, because she was too busy, she fell asleep without saying a few words.

Right now we are watching the promotional video, Tang Yi went to class early in the morning, the Combat Department where Little Glasses is in doesn't have many theoretical classes, most of them are practical, and he has passed most of the practical classes, so he is so leisurely in the morning.

After watching the promotional video, I suddenly thought of "Mortal Fighting Cultivators" and "Cultivation Beginners' Mysteries" that I bought with a middle-aged woman in the car.

He took out the jade slips, poured tea for me with the small glasses, and watched me fiddle with the light curtain: "What is that?"

"I bought it on the way. I want to take up some knowledge about cultivation... Although I don't have a spiritual root, I have to understand a little bit. I want to know what cultivation is like. My senior sister is too advanced. Something like a movie."

Insert jade slip, parsing.

I took the teacup and slowly sat on the sofa, when the analyzer suddenly made a few noises.

Xiao Glasses raised his butt: "What kind of inferior jade slips, are they pirated? It's broken."

I feel that cheap is not good: "Isn't there another "Mortal Fighting Cultivators"?"

Finally the analysis was successful, a streamer flashed across the light curtain, and the small glasses and I were drinking tea and other pictures appeared.

A valley with pleasant scenery, subtitle: Youquan Mountain

"Why haven't I heard of this mountain?" Little Glasses said, and I haven't heard of it either: "It may be fictional, let's take a look."

Birds singing and flowers fragrant in the mountain stream, peach blossoms are blooming everywhere, winding paths lead to secluded places, and a mountain spring comes into view.A woodcutter sits by a spring and drinks water.

Suddenly, the water was rippling, and the woodcutter's hand suddenly touched a white foot.

Little Glasses snorted: "This woodcutter has been drinking the footwashing water for a long time."

The woodcutter raised his head slowly, and a woman in white stood in the water and looked at him with a smile. He couldn't help staring blankly. Is this the legendary goddess?He stretched out his hand and carefully touched the woman's ankle, calf...

"No, I said this woodcutter is too bold to touch people's feet casually." Little Glasses frowned, but my focus was on that female monk. They have a noble character and a flawless temperament, but in the world of comprehension, there are very few people who wear them like this. First, they are easy to get dirty, and second, they are too pretentious and vulgar. There are also people who wear white clothes, but they all have outstanding temperament and soft light. In this film The female monks did not feel this way.

Even my senior sister doesn't wear white clothes very much. She is used to wearing the standard Liuyun Taoist robe, light-colored with patterns, and she is a swordsman. When she draws her sword and draws it back, she will inevitably get blood spots on her body, which is not easy to wash. .

When I was distracted, the little glasses let out a roar. I was startled, and raised my face. The woodcutter had already hugged the woman in white and put her on the bank.

I was a little dazed for a while, I still had a lot of experience, but I tried to calm down: "Wow, it turned out to be this kind of film, little fairy master, you are really amazing..."

Then the picture was... so strange, the woodcutter and the monk stood up like this beside the stones on the bank, and I was stunned and stunned, stuck in place like a log.The little glasses saw that I didn't move and he didn't move. He rubbed his chin and made a few comments from time to time. For example, this woman's cry seems to be faked, why is this man so greasy...

There was a sound of opening the door, and Tang Yi came in with a small bag: "I'm back... what are you looking at?"

I woke up like a dream and screamed, "Hurry up, little glasses! Turn them off!"

Tang Yi: "Huh?"

It was too late to say it, but the little glasses swooped, knocking over the teacup and knocking out the tea leaves, but it didn't hinder his action. He rolled on the spot, rushed to the light curtain, grabbed the jade slip He pulled it out and threw the jade slip to me.

I stared blankly at Tang Yi who walked over, like holding a hot sweet potato.

Fortunately, Tang Yi didn't care about it, and turned over the bag and put it on the coffee table: "Today, the cafeteria serves snow snake jelly, so I bought a little more. I haven't eaten it yet. Try it, it's really delicious."

"Thanks

!The eldest lady gives me a meal! "Little Glasses almost knelt down to Tang Yi, and being roommates with Tang Yi was my honor. He was grateful and happy, and wisely opened a box of Snow Snake Jelly for me to eat first.

Snow Snake Jelly is a dessert made of spiritual grass called Snow Snake Grass. The white spire and the bottom of the snow snake grass are perfectly integrated. The entrance is refreshing and sweet, and the taste is silky. I couldn't stop, so I dug a big spoonful and ate it. When I raised my head, I realized that both of them were staring at me.

"You, Ku'er, are very suitable to be an anchor. You can live broadcast and eat, which is very popular among mortals." Tang Yi said.

I waved my hands again and again: "No, I'm not good-looking. If you eat with me during the live broadcast, I'll be angry."

"Okay." Tang Yi calmly put down his things and sat on the sofa, "I can play with you when I'm not busy."

She smiled, but I always felt a bit forced, like I did something bad... wait, I did something bad.

We looked at the empty light curtain and ate, and I had a ghost in my heart.

How could that kind of thing be given to the future of the cultivation world? Miss Tang Yi saw it!

I suddenly lost my appetite, trembled for a while, thought about it, and went back to the original point. I haven't had a good chat with her since she recovered from her injury.

"That... I insisted on taking you to Ningshuang City last time... I'm sorry."

"Why do you say this suddenly?"

"Ah, it's okay...then, does your arm still hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt anymore."

"Is the class in the morning interesting?"

"It's okay, it's the history of ancient repairs."

"Ah... why don't you eat it? I can't eat it alone."

Tang Yi and I had a very hard chat, and finally I couldn't take it anymore, I got up and said I was going to wash my hands, hid in the toilet, and scolded the middle-aged woman of the unscrupulous businessman a hundred times.

After a while, Little Glasses also knocked on the door: "Master Xiaoxian, hurry up! I can't do it anymore, the eldest lady seems to be angry! Help me!"

"Is she angry?"

What am I surprised about!Didn't I already feel it!

"Yeah, oh no, I'm going to pull it up my pants!"

"Can't you go upstairs!"

"Ah, come out a little..."

"Disgusting!" I hastily let him in, only to shut myself out.

I had no choice but to face Tang Yi with my head down. She was holding the jade slip in a daze, and when she saw me passing by, she threw the jade slip aside.

I said, "It's not like we didn't show you on purpose...that movie is not good."

"You obviously watched for a long time, if I don't come in

You can watch for a long time. "

Tang Yi glared at me, saw that I didn't speak, and angrily patted the coffee table and asked: "Of course I know that you two have a good relationship. There is a sneaky two-person world behind my back, but don't be so obvious, okay! I'm very hurt!"

"What kind of sneaky two-person world, don't talk nonsense, ruin people's innocence." The evil spirit from Ling Xiao came out, I grabbed the jade slip and inserted it into the analyzer again, and the part we were watching continued on the light curtain .

Tang Yi's face turned red suddenly: "Misfortune—you...you..."

"Okay, now it's a three-person world." I pulled out the jade slip and threw it there. It was the first time Tang Yi watched this kind of film. "You" didn't say a complete sentence for a long time, so he was so anxious that he wanted to take a picture of the coffee table broken.

"I was really careless... I thought it was something like an introduction to cultivation science or something... I didn't know what was going on in my mind in the car at the time. How did I know it was such a thing." I also blushed a little, although Speaking of modern folk culture, watching this kind of film is not a big deal. It is a legitimate industry for mortals, but I couldn't wait to buy it as soon as I was an adult, and it still revealed my true colors of a little bit of obsession.

But people are really innocent.

Tang Yi thought for a while: "Are you still lacking in the introduction to comprehension? You guys are all powerful characters."

"If you say this, you have to exclude my senior brother. My senior brother is willing to degenerate. After awakening his spiritual roots at the age of eight, he has never been brilliant again... Ah, I digress, I don't have spiritual roots. My master didn't pay much attention to us. How could you tell me the real introduction to cultivation?"

The aftertaste of that movie was still there, Tang Yi blushed to the base of her neck, she touched her neck uncomfortably, covered her face and got up and walked around before sitting down again: "Then you can ask me for it."

"Hmm." I didn't dare to say any more, I wondered if Tang Yi should still be lying down at that time...

"Well, let me tell you." Tang Yi said.

"No, I see you are so busy. No middle-aged man who is a breadwinner works overtime so late. Do you have any recommended books? I'll see if I can borrow them from the library."

"Then I'll sort it out and send it to you later," Tang Yi laughed, then lowered his eyes, "There's also the matter on Hanjing No. [-]... Thank you, about Liuyun Qianlitu..."

"Hey, don't talk about compensating me. This is my problem. I haven't said that I have caused you."

"I want to save the world. If you want to say I'm hurt, the whole world hurts me. That's not the way to say it." Tang Yi regained her confident and bright look.

The next sentence was not uttered, but came secretly in the communication: I always thought you really have potential, the way you smashed the eagle demon at that time... You seem to be very angry, bursting out with unimaginable potential, I have no vision Incorrect.

Your vision is very good...

Think of my giftedness as an outburst of anger...

It seems that she is not angry anymore, Tang Yi is just angry that the three of us played together, and Little Glasses and I isolated her.

In fact, how can she have time to play with us when she is so busy.

And after finally taking her out once, those eagle demons came at her.

Speaking of these eagle demon secrets... The people at the Cultivation Institute believe that I don’t know anything if I don’t have a spiritual root, and I can’t tell them about the golden giant tree in my mind and about the eagle demon.

Even if they interrogate me, I don't know where to start.

Tang Yi's book list was soon passed on. At that time, we both took advantage of our small glasses to go to the bathroom and hurriedly ate the snow snake jelly. I didn't have time to read it carefully.Tang Yi hurried to class in the afternoon, and Little Glasses was called to help by his tutor, so I was free to open the book list.

"Summary of Comprehension"

"A Brief History of Comprehension"

"Suggestions on the Improvement of Gas Refining Method"

"Introduction to Talismanship"

The five characters of the last book came into view, and there seemed to be a warm current passing by the fingertips, as if there was some reaction to this book, kind and warm, like... returning to the embrace of the master.

On the golden tree, the veins of the second leaf are struggling to coalesce.

I trotted towards the library, fell down in the hall, and got up quickly.

"Ah, it's fellow Daoist Misery!" It's an honor for me to be called a fellow daoist as a mortal, but at this time I didn't have time to think about the kindness behind this title, the work-study program in the library that came to me. The classmate shouted: "Hello, hello, I borrow "Introduction to Talisman Arrays"!"

"The library... doesn't have this book."

"Eh?"

"This is... the basic textbook for the preparatory class. Fellow Daoist, wait a minute, I'll get mine for you."