Draw the sword for the judge

"Hey, what can I do?"

The wet and dripping long hair on the top of the head is suitable for the growth of mushrooms, and the clothes are also wet, but because of the multi-layer + good fabric, the clothes that have not dripped down, squatting in the corner of the wall, looking at the disaster scene, resting his chin, with far-reaching and long-sighted eyes .

The agreement with Qinglin?

Ah, the old man has given up treatment, anyway, there are restaurants and takeaways in this world.

Kitchen repairs?

Ah, anyway, there are construction workers, and the big deal is to bring the Senshouzhujian from another world.

"It's a pity that Arukin is not easy to fool..." Senshou Hashirama can indeed come, but is this tall kitchen replicable by the Senshou master whose aesthetics is still in kindergarten?

And, the thousand-handed column is a wooden escape, not a metal escape!Thinking of the problem facing reality, Sanriyue sighed deeply, teasing herself, "Hahaha, as expected, I will still be killed by Arukin!" OTZ!

For a while, Sanriyue thought a lot.

But Sanriyue's thinking time is not long, only four//5 minutes.

"Well, since it will fall off," after four//five minutes, Sanriyue stood up leisurely, walked gracefully, one step at a time (= watermark), and walked towards the living room.

Although the living room has also been baptized by fire sprinklers, the firepower is not as good as the covered fountain in the kitchen, so it is already in the semi-dry stage, and even some plots have been dry as usual.

It may be due to habit, and of course I know there is also a deliberate element... In short, San Riyue stepped on those dry places, deliberately leaving wet footprints on those beautiful woods.

In this way, Sanriyue walked from the kitchen to the living room, and from the living room to the long corridor.

The goal of Sankaiyue is Qinglin's bedroom.However, he didn't mind inspecting the rooms that had been intentionally compromised before reaching his goal.

Three Riyue inspected five rooms, and in five rooms, no, it was on the high-grade carpets of three rooms, and on the floors of two rooms, all of which left terrible footprints.

When Sanriyue finally arrived outside Qinglin's bedroom, he suddenly stopped and took out his mobile phone from the storage space.

"Well, Rome wasn't built in a day."

"Since the kitchen is ruined, let's make persistent efforts!"

Sanriyue opened the shopping website and began to search for ingredients.He remembered that Tuijiang said that there are not only takeaways (= food delivered to your door) in this world, but also direct access to supermarkets within half an hour.

"Ding—the housekeeper No. 003 is at your service!"

As a result, when Sanriyue searched the official website of the supermarket that provided direct service, a mechanical voice (a boy's voice) that obviously had no emotion but exuded helplessness and pain rang out.

"..." Sanriyue felt that she had auditory hallucinations, so she continued to search, and ordered three wagyu beef that happened to be seen, no, it was thirty and threw it into the shopping cart.

"Ding——the apartment life assistant system, dedicated to Mr. Ju, housekeeper No. 003 is for you, the great Sanriyue Zongjin, sincere service!"

Butler No. 003 was about to cry.Since his birth, he has worked hard to upgrade, defeated many competitors and all kinds of "life assistant system" skins, but who knows what kind of coquettish little framed paper is the sub-system, and successfully took office in this world that connects countless worlds and has a world transfer station The owner of the apartment building known as "Noah's Ark": Mr. Orange... the exclusive life butler system.

As a result, when it was performing its duties as a steward of life and serving Mr. Orange conscientiously, a knife spirit dressed in human skin ran out.

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻! What happened to Daozijing? Daozijing is amazing! Do you think you can do whatever you want if you have a human form?

Hey, but the reality is that people can not only do whatever they want, but also step on its system face and rub against the ground.

The housekeeper 003 wept bitterly, squatting in a corner with his digitized self in his arms, leaking waves of current.

"Life assistant system? 003?" Sanriyue was surprised, in her heart... Well, at the same time, she felt helpless: Alukin's aesthetics, no, it should be compared to human beings or living intelligent species. Well, Arukin really trusts artificial intelligence, artificial intelligence, and more.

"Yes, 003 is at your service!" Since it was Sanriyue, who had been labeled a "destroyer" by the housekeeper 003, speaking, the housekeeper 003 smartly cheered up and showed his professional side.

"Only for Qinglin?" Don't even mention Arujin or the main hall, or even His Royal Highness Tachibana~ Sanriyue

"Yes!" Is it possible to repair the oath of sovereignty?Butler 003 was forced to cry by Sanriyue in an instant... Woohoo, he is obviously exclusive to Mr. Orange, not only guarding Mr. , such as cleaning, cleaning the toilet and bathtub, cooking food, serving tea and delivering meals, laundry and ironing, well, I can also help cover the quilt, and if necessary, I can warm the bed in reality... Alas... Unfortunately, now, now...

"Since it's only for Qinglin, hahaha, how embarrassing it is," San Riyue discovered the strangeness as early as the moment she realized that Conquer was missing.Because I believe in Qinglin, I don't show it on the surface.

However, his "belief" has two meanings - he believes in Qinglin's control of the apartment, and he believes in Qinglin's damn "AI trust".

Sanriyue tried to use her own AI to search, but unfortunately the system that comes with this apartment is obviously more advanced than his AI, and it doesn't respond at all, it's very cold... As a result, he, who has always trusted his own AI, became uncertain.

However, no amount of uncertainty can hide the truth, especially after one kitchen tragedy after another.

Sanriyue admits that he is the legendary "kitchen killer", but through multiple activations of the fire sprinkler, he is also certain: the activation of the fire sprinkler is humanized, even with a bit of emotion, such as the latest activation, he has started The knot seal is only activated when the water escape is used... Shouldn't the normal fire sprinkler be activated when there is smoke?

Butler 003: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻, where did you see the spam advertisement?! Hand over the address, and the system will sue them for bankruptcy!

"Clean up the kitchen first."

"Yeah, by the way, I replenished the ingredients in the refrigerator!"

Sanriyue said "sorry" on her lips, but she perfectly explained what it meant to be "bossed" in her actions... The housekeeper 003 was so angry that he almost exploded on the spot!

Scum!A fox pretends to be a tiger!Bully the system!Butler 003 instantly had the urge to manipulate the fire sprinkler to sprinkle water on the knife head in front of Mr. Orange and the other in front of it.

"Hahaha, I thought Qinglin's lunch was ruined..." San Riyue stroked her still dripping hair, wondering if she felt 003's imminent revenge, or she was just worried about Qinglin's hunger.He gave 00310 minutes to repair the kitchen... Well, he also planned to use these 10 minutes to wash his hair, take a shower, and deal with personal affairs.

"..." Hey, it really is a bad guy who is bullying the system!The housekeeper 003 wanted to take revenge, but the revenge had to stop at "Mr. Orange's Lunch".

10 minutes later

Sanriyue went out of the bathroom again, and changed into Qinglin, no, maybe it should be her home clothes... Because in the closet, there are clothes with long hands and long feet, and there are even clothes that only fit his size, in various styles, There are even every quarter, with various accessories.

"Stingy ghost!" Sanriyue had mixed feelings, not knowing whether to complain about Butler 003's high efficiency and caring, or whether to complain about this guy's excessiveness and not giving him a chance to get close to Alukin's clothes.

Sanriyue: Hmph, just a few clothes!

Butler 003: Idiot!Pooh!

After changing into home clothes, hot air suddenly blows in front of the closet, and it hits San Riyue's upper body and head... The euphemistic name is: blow his hair.

San Riyue was calm, happy to be served by this broken system.

After 5 minutes, the hair was [-]% to [-]% dry, the hot air stopped, replaced by a cool wind, and by the way, I also used the wind direction to arrange the hairstyle for Sanriyue... There were a few half-open drawers on the door of the attached wardrobe, which contained various combs , hair accessories and more.

So sweet!Although she knew the reason for the serious work of the housekeeper 003, Sanriyue still wanted to praise the service quality of this broken system.

As a result, adding the time for bathing and shampooing, the "10 minutes" mentioned by Sankaiyue became "two 10 minutes".

Two or 10 minutes later, Sanriyue walked through the living room that was exactly the same as the living room not long ago, and arrived at the kitchen that was exactly the same as not long ago, also known as "renewed", as if time flowed back to the kitchen a few hours ago.

"Not bad!" San Riyue had no choice but to appreciate it even if she had no conscience.

snort!The housekeeper 003 suddenly became arrogant: he still has a bit of vision!

After that, Xu Shi San Riyue not only praised it verbally, but even expressed more praises in person... He firmly refused to admit that it was because of seeing San Riyue open the refrigerator again and then take out the ingredients in it. Panic moment.

"Ding—the transmission channel together with Mr. Tachibana's Honmaru has been opened," panicked, 003 decided to open the transmission channel together with Honmaru, and by the way, this channel was opened in the kitchen, that's right, it was opened on the refrigerator.

"..." Sanriyue looked at the refrigerator that instantly turned into a refrigerator that seemed to have countless stars spinning in the vortex, she was speechless: It really is Alukin's system, it's so ruthless!

the other end

A day and a night have passed, and under the adjustment of Time and Space Sea, that is, the time of Honmaru is synchronized with the time of this world, and it is almost noon.

Daiichi Honmaru, kitchen

"Damn it, Mutsu Mori that bastard!" At this moment, Taiko Zhong Zhenzong of the first Honmaru was cutting cabbage with a kitchen knife.The cabbage is round and round, and the short knife of the Zhenida group thought it was his head greeting the sword, and it was also cut out by him with a murderous look.

Not far away, the candlestick of the first Honmaru looked at the vicious daggers of the same group, and it was not to stop, not to stop... (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻, not to stop, why not eat next time, no, intervene in other Everyone has their own means of eating, so after a lot of trouble, he, the kitchen supervisor, might have to eat cabbage for a month, or even a year???

Candlestick Cut: Kill him!

"That, Xiaozhen..." It's easy to become extravagant and difficult to keep simple. It's not that you haven't suffered, or even suffered a lot. When you first ate the soil, you swore that you would eat cabbage every day, as long as you can eat enough, but now, hey !

"I said Xiaozhen..." Candlestick covered his face and approached cautiously. While talking, he was about to grab the kitchen knife at the right time, "What's wrong? What the hell did that kid Mutsumori do?"

"Hmph!" As a result, Taiko Zhong Zhenzong only snorted arrogantly, "When will that guy stop doing bad things?!" Continue cutting!

"Yeah, Mutsumori is doing bad things every day, no, every day!" Candlestick is not afraid of talking bad things behind his back, and of course he is more "afraid" of living than Tosa Swordsman, who lives far away from him. The dagger next door... polarized.

"That guy..." Taiko Zhong Zhenzong was amused by Candlestick Cut's "every moment", and finally slowed down the rhythm, and began to talk to Candlestick Cut.

As a result, no one noticed a door quietly appearing on the kitchen wall when the two groups exchanged swords.