Hormone strategy [entertainment]

Upper Cave, SBS Prism Tower, where children were gathered for filming.

"The theme of today's shooting is the individual skills of the members," the director said to the members who looked at him seriously in a circle and told about the upcoming shooting task. "When everyone enters the elevator, there will be our Camera, just show off your personal skills from the first floor to the top floor."

Although they felt that this shooting method was very strange, the eight people who were still super rookies didn't think much about it, and honestly waited for the shooting.

However, what they didn't know was that this was actually a conspiracy by the production team.

The production team asked them to wait on the chairs in the lobby on the first floor, and the children sat obediently in this area. As long as they walked around more and came to another world, they would find that the area of ​​the production team on the other side had become a mess.

"Where are the people? It's about to start. Where are all the people?"

The assistant director hurried over with five or six burly men, and explained to the chief director: "There was a traffic jam on the way they came, and they are all here now, can we start?"

The chief director waved his hand and gave the final order: "OK, everyone is ready, we are only allowed to succeed, not to fail!"

[Subtitle: Those who don't know about this battle thought they were about to go on an expedition...]

"Jiminxi! Please come and shoot first!"

"Inside~"

Park Zhijun was called away by the staff, Shen Zaihao looked up to see which direction he was going, and then continued to play with his phone with his head down.

"Brother, what are you doing?" Tian Zhengguo came over again.

"Fighting the Landlord." Shen Zaihao didn't even raise his head, and concentrated on thinking about how to play the cards.

Tian Zhengguo pouted, "Brother, you know how to gamble in one day."

"What kind of gambling? You don't play for money."

Tian Zhengguo was too lazy to answer the phone and went to find Zheng Haoxi. In the rest area, Zheng Haoxi was the only one who was not playing with his mobile phone.

Tian Zhengguo (Super Fierce.jpg: A group of mobile phone slaves!

Staff: "JaeHoxi, let's shoot~"

Shen Zaihao still has a big king yet, so it was his turn. In desperation, he stuffed the phone into Tian Zhengguo's arms, "Just help me play for a while."

Anyway, this happy bean must be deducted, ah, heartache.

With deep reluctance, Shen Zaihao followed the staff to the elevator, and the staff brought him here, turned around and left, "Eh? Nu, why don't you go in with me?"

The staff member smiled and shook her head at him: Don't worry, someone will come in to accompany you later.

The elevator gradually ascended, and Shen Zaihao leaned against the wall in a daze for a long time before realizing that he was filming now, and coughed awkwardly, "Well, if it's a personal skill..."

"Do you want to imitate the vocal cords for everyone?"

Shen Zaihao put his arms by his mouth, puffed out his cheeks and blew air, making a "Puff" sound.

"Like it? Fart sound."

In the later period, a few crow calls were added to this paragraph, and two lines of words were typed under Shen Zaihao's beautiful face.

[JaeHo Shen (JaeHo) / 21 years old, a person who relies on his face for food, and his specialty is performing fart sounds]

The strong disgust of the production team can be felt through the screen, but Shen Zaihao is still very complacent, "Do you imitate it? I think I am awesome."

Soon the elevator reached the seventeenth floor, and Shen Zaihao was stopped by the director just as he went out.

"JaeHoxi was in a daze for too long just now, and for the sake of your image, can you change a personal skill? After all, you are still idols who have just debuted. Wouldn't it be better to stay away from these shit?"

"All right……"

Shen Zaihao nodded and returned to the elevator.

While he was thinking, he didn't know who pressed the elevator below and started to descend.

"Well...then let me recite a nine-to-nine multiplication table for everyone?"

The more Shen Zaihao thought about it, the more he felt that his idea was very good, and he could set up a person who could learn to be smart, so he nodded in self-confidence, cleared his throat, and began to memorize the multiplication table with a smile on his face to the camera.

When he recited five or six thirty, the elevator door opened, and a long-haired woman in a little black dress came in.

Shen Zaihao was stunned: "Eh...we are filming now."

The woman looked up at him and continued to cry, covering her face.

If he hadn't seen her black and white eyeballs, Shen Zaihao would have thought that the woman in front of him was a female ghost...

Shen Zaihao sighed silently in his heart, he should start after this woman got off, otherwise it would be embarrassing, thinking about it, Shen Zaihao looked at the elevator button, huh? ?Why did this woman press six or seven keys at once? ? ?

At this time, the elevator stopped again, and five burly men came in. The entire elevator was tightly packed, and the woman did not know what operation had been stuck on Shen Zaihao.

? ? ? ?

hello who are youWhat's up?

Shen Zaihao pursed his lips and moved back, but the next second that woman followed.

He was really puzzled, how could someone rush to let him take advantage?

"That...you, oh no, you, you..."

Shen Zaihao considered his words carefully, when the woman heard his voice, she lowered her hand covering her face and looked up at him. As a result, Shen Zaihao's angle just happened to be able to see the beautifully curved deep V.

"!!!"

The alarm bell in Shen Zaihao's head was rang, and he immediately turned his head to face the wall, trying to shrink himself: "I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything..."

Finally, when Shen Zaihao felt that he was going to be squeezed into a pie, the elevator finally stopped.

The burly men and the woman in the black skirt all walked out, smiling and waving at him before the elevator door closed: "It's a hidden camera~"

"Mo???"

Shen Zaihao remained in a dazed state until the elevator reached the seventeenth floor. The production team and Jin Shuozhen, who had already finished filming, and Park Zhijuan waited for him to come out. Gradually accept the fact that he was tricked just now.

"No, have I really been tricked?" Shen Zaihao muttered as he came out of the elevator, "I was tricked, I was tricked just like that, I didn't even suspect it, ah... the production team is really bad, How dare you treat my sincerity in wanting to show off my skills like this."

Even though he kept talking to attract other people's attention, Jin Shuozhen and Park Zhijue still saw Shen Zaihao's flushed face at the first sight, even his ears and neck turned pink, as if they had been cooked.

[Subtitle: Shen Zaihao (JaeHo) / 21 years old, a person who relies on his face for food, his specialty is performing fart sounds (crossed out) and now he is the special spokesperson of the automatic steamer]

Jin Shuozhen looked at Shen Zaihao's shy look, clapped his hands and laughed loudly: "Shen Zaihao, do you still know how to be shy?"

Pu Zhixuan's smile was even lower, and he had already bent over and laughed out of the screen, "Brother Zai Hao is really cute."

Shen Zaihao rolled his eyes, didn't bother to pay attention to them, just found an open space to sit and wait for Tian Zhengguo to come up, after all his mobile phone is still with Tian Zhengguo.

After an unknown amount of time, Tian Zhengguo came out of the elevator with an expression of not knowing what to say.

"How is it?" Pu Zhixuan immediately surrounded him.

Tian Zhengguo shook his head helplessly and sighed, "The production team is really amazing. How did they come up with such a boring and speechless idea?"

Shen Zaihao got up from the ground when he heard his voice, "Zhengguo! My mobile phone!"

Tian Zhengguo gave the phone to Shen Zaihao, Shen Zaihao unlocked it and took a look, huh? ?Why did he owe more than 5 Happy Beans? ?

Sensing Shen Zaihao's doubts, Tian Zhengguo smiled embarrassedly, "Brother, I played two more rounds."

Lost more than 5 beans in two rounds? ? ? ?

Shen Zaihao (rolls his eyes: gradually suffocating.jpg

Having learned his lesson, Shen Zaihao no longer plays Doudizhu during filming, but even if he doesn't play anything, the production team will not make him feel better.

Every issue of "The Newcomer King" has a special link, the last king.It means that eight people draw cards to select one unlucky person to accept all kinds of novelty-hunting punishments proposed by the production team. Although it looks cruel and inhumane, this is how newcomer variety shows are.

Shen Zaihao's luck is pretty good, he seldom gets a punishment card, and occasionally the punishment he gets drawn twice is nothing more than drinking bitter melon juice and flicking his head.

Shen Zaihao heaved a sigh of relief when he heard that the next issue of "The Newcomer King" would be recorded in Hanok. The production team couldn't even bring those broken props with them when they came to the suburbs for filming...

However, after a whole day of exhausting and devastated games, when the full-fledged production team brought them together again, looking at the familiar cards on the table, Shen Zaihao was in despair.

The winner of the game during the day, Kim Nam Joon, had already put on flamboyant clothes and hats, and adjusted his skirts pretentiously, "Hi everyone, I am today's king, RapMonster."

The others applauded perfunctorily, "Wow, congratulations, Mr. Champion!"

"Congratulations brother number one scholar!"

Shen Zaihao didn't even bother to clap his hands, he just sat by the side with a fake smile on his face and went about his business.

After Kim Tae-jin ate wasabi paste, Park Ji-jung was beaten with dried pollack, Kim Seok-jin replaced Tian Zhengguo and bitter ginseng tea, Zheng Hao-seok beat a gong with his head, etc., Shen Zaihao breathed a sigh of relief. However, even if it is drawn, there is no problem.

However, the next card that Jin Nanjun took out slapped him in the face, and the new round of punishment was Shuanghuadian.

Shen Zaihao looked at the big bright characters on the card, and was so shocked that he doubted his life, "Is this really broadcastable?"

Jin Tae-jun next to him tugged on his sleeve with a curious look on his face, "What is it bro?"

Shen Zaihao didn't know how to explain it, so he hummed embarrassingly, and said vaguely: "It's just a movie that you can't watch yet."

When it comes to age, Pu Zhixuan over there also reacted, and looked at Jin Nanjun who had two characters written on his face, "Brother, you can't see it, don't you?"

"Huh?" Jin Nanjun paused in embarrassment, and quickly dealt the cards to skip this topic.

"one two Three!"

Seven people showed their cards, and Zheng Haoxi was honored to be the chosen one.

Shen Zaihao heaved a sigh of relief, and Min Yunqi suggested desperately again: "Should we choose two people to punish together?"

So another round of card draw was added, and Kim Tae-joo was unfortunately selected.

"Wow oh oh oh oh!!"

The candidate has been confirmed, and everyone's mood is much brighter. Min Yunqi even grabbed the lipstick handed over by the production team and put it on for Zheng Haoxi.

The faces of the two parties were hopeless, and Jin Tae-joo felt as if he had learned that he was suffering from an incurable disease.

The younger brothers all clenched their little fists shyly, Shen Zaihao and Min Yunqi were shameless, and stood directly behind the two of them, ready to press their heads at any time.

"Ah, wait a minute, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Zheng Haoxi closed his eyes and howled in despair.

Min Yunqi urged beside him: "Don't hesitate, it's now!"

Jin Tae-joo wanted to laugh but was in despair, and Zheng Hao-seok was not in a better mood. The two resisted and approached each other little by little. At this moment, Min Yoon-ki and Shen Jae-ho exchanged glances, pressed the backs of the two people's heads, and gently touched each other. push.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!"

The scene instantly scorched earth.

Zheng Haoxi quickly stood up after rolling on the ground twice, ran to the director and whispered something, and then returned to the room proudly.

The kind Zheng Haoxi in the past is dead, and those teammates who are not as good as beasts killed him with their own hands. Now he is Niu Hulu Haoxi!

The director urgently interrupted an announcement: "After J-Hope's proposal, we decided to add another round of punishment to Frost Flower Shop!"

"moya?????" Everyone who was still gloating suddenly changed their faces, but Kim Tae-joo jumped up from the ground and cheered: "Yeah!!! I love the director! I love Brother Haoxi!"

So except for Zheng Haoxi and Jin Taeyi, the others were pushed to the ground and drew cards again.

"one two Three!"

It doesn't matter to Shen Zaihao, after all, he was lucky today and didn't win the lottery, so this time he should...

The skeleton was impressively printed on the card in his hand.

Shit, miscalculated.

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I'm really speechless about my IQ. When I gave the red envelope this morning, I always felt that I only wrote chapter 21. When I sent the red envelope, I filled in chapter 21. However, when I went to the comments to confirm, I found that I had written chapter 22. . . .This month's IQ tax was also paid on time.

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Besides Jung Ho-seok and Kim Tae-hyung, who is Shen Jae-ho kissing? 【cheek rest

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