[Comprehensive] Ah Gang is dead again

Today is a sunny day that Tsunayoshi Sawada has never experienced before. The sunlight flying in from the window fills the small field of vision behind the window at the right time, casting a spot of light.

In this silence, two people, no, one person and a puppet are sitting opposite each other, breathing the air with a distance of five meters. Five meters is the distance at which a stranger keeps vigilant.

Sawada Tsunayoshi used this silence as an answer to the man's words, but she was not voluntarily silent, because she was still stunned, stunned by shock, if you could see her eyes, you would see her empty pupils .

She kept the same angle, staring at the man's face in a daze.When he was talking just now, the other party was looking out the window, and he only saw her side face, so naturally he didn't know the whole picture of that person, but now the one that is fully displayed in front of him has not undergone any processing, and is closely related by the facial features. The face with breath connected together made her lose her words.

"Who are you?" After a long silence, she just asked this sentence.There are many guesses in her heart, is it her brother?Or father?Of course, she just thought about it, because it was impossible.It is impossible for Sawada Iemitsu to educate such a beautiful elder brother, but as a father?Seems too young again.

"I said that I am your savior." The man smiled, folded his legs gracefully, and slumped on the chair relaxedly, "I almost forgot the period when I was called a waste wood. Single digits, falling flat, extremely poor motor nerves..."

The next few sentences sound like a description of her. As for this "good-for-nothing" who is luxurious and elegant from the inside to the outside?Do you have the word "easy to cheat" on the top of your head?Anyway, this man must be lying to me.

After tentatively stretching out his right hand to gesture for height, Tsuna snapped his button eyeballs and threw them away, "I don't believe it! You just said that to lower my vigilance!"

"Wow, don't lose the eyes I sewed on for you so hard." The man took the decoration that had fallen lightly and put it in the drawer beside him, dumbfounded, "Since you don't like buttons, I'll sew them for you next time." Individually, what do you like?"

what do you like?The most I have seen since I was a child is rubbish, so I don't like it. "Don't worry, you will let me go anyway when the time comes." Kicking his short legs, Gang Ji thought unwillingly.But... "What on earth do you need me to do? Kidnap me over and over again." How can a little girl who grew up in a garbage dump help such a man, so that the other party will resurrect her at any cost?

"Kidnapping? That's also a good proposal." The man seemed to have no intention of continuing the conversation, or he had heard some voice in the earphone and made a gesture to leave. "Then, please take Ms. Tsunaki as my trophy, and be obedient during this time."

loot?In other words, his own resurrection is just an incidental product. Such an explanation made Tsuna Yoshi heave a sigh of relief.

She remained silent, watching the man who was almost exactly her grown-up version walk out of the room, and after letting go of a little bit of reluctance, she closed her eyes.Yes, I will go back, that is the center of gravity, where she lives.

The most important thing is that she has now turned into a puppet body, unable to do anything...

No, wait a minute, how could she be depressed, how could she think that way.

Can't do anything, since he was resurrected, what else can't be done?

She cheered up, and she became stronger at this time.

Trying to use the short wooden legs to stand upright, she finally found the trick after jumping forward and backward several times, and climbed down along the carved patterns on the wooden chair. She raised her head and looked at the room that seemed huge to her. After wandering around for a while, she limped to the door of the room. Perhaps it was because of the kindness of the man that the door was not locked, which made her feel puzzled.She tried to jump high to touch the handle, but her arms were too short to reach it. She jumped three times in a row and all failed. Just as she mustered up her momentum to start the fourth time, the door suddenly opened from outside to inside with a "click".Because of this force, the door leaf turned mercilessly, and hit the wooden body with a "pound". Gang Ji was beaten so that he flew into the air several times, and then sat back on the chair he started with.

"..." Gangji was so angry that he had nothing to say.

"Idiot." However, the person who came in sounded angrier than her, oh, maybe it was just ridicule and contempt, Gang Ji tried to raise his head, the face covered by the wide brim of the hat with only the chin exposed, in the gray light in front of the door It seemed that there was murderous intent, which made Gang Ji shrink back and dare not move.

"Thinking that the world has changed, and you can improve a little bit, I really think so highly of you, idiot." The man in a suit came with a great sense of oppression, and Tsuna tightened his body, strongly suppressing the desire to escape , Sure enough, this is the kidnapper, maybe that guy just now was the kidnapper's secretary?

"You just keep getting moldy there." He continued to say harsh words mercilessly, "You can't die anyway." After speaking, he threw a cuboid and directly crushed the puppet's body. "Hmph, idiot." He smiled evilly.

In short, a small theater led by the devil man ended after 5 minutes, and Tsuna, who finally pushed away the heavy object and sat up, squeezed the wooden body.

There's a crack, you bastard!

While mourning the scars on her new body, she picked up the object that nearly crushed her to death, looked it over and over, and then confirmed that it was a mobile phone.So why did the kidnappers give her a cell phone?Aren't you afraid that she will run away?

Gang Ji looked at his new body, and silently swallowed back this guess.

Turning on the phone in three seconds, after a moment of suspiciousness, Gang Ji tapped left and right, and the address book and mailbox were blank. This is normal, after all, she will not be given a mobile phone with an owner.Sawada Tsunayoshi licked his lips, clicked on a certain software, and after logging in to his familiar account, a blank interface appeared with the heads of three people with blank signatures.

Ilmi, Kamui and Saiki Kusuo, these three friends are in the same situation.

She was happy to see them online.

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Il fans, are you there?"

Yiermi·Beating the Enemy: "Press 1 for killing business, press 2 for kidnapping business, press 3 for leasing business, and the average price is 100 billion yuan."

Gang Ji's thinking paused for a while, is this a magical money-making business that Il fans are doing?Finally desperate and can only abandon the light and turn to the dark?But according to the appalling force value of Yier fans, can they really succeed?Can't help but worry about my friend.

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Il fans, did you come up with this business because you wanted to get rid of poverty and become rich, but you can't even beat a joke, can you kill people?"

No one answered.

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "By the way, I'm resurrected again. I don't know why someone always resurrects me, so I don't need your help to dig a hole."

This time someone took care of her.

Yiermi·Beating Dike: "...Who are you and why do you have my contact information." This calm response made Sawada Tsunayoshi feel a little chilled. After less than two or three days, Yi Ermi had already forgotten about her?

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "I am Sawada Tsunayoshi."

Yiermi Beat the Enemy: "I haven't heard of it."

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Yiermi Beat the Enemy: "Beating by Miji, digging a hole, resurrecting, what do you mean?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi gave up chatting with the other party and clicked on Kamui's chat interface instead.

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Kamui, just now I communicated with Ilmi, the poor boss of the family you know, but within two days he didn't know me! Alas, the friendship of more than ten years is forgotten as soon as you say it, I'm going to sue him!"

Yatu Kamui: "Well, it's so strange, what is this, how did it appear in my consciousness, interesting, so interesting, Afutu Afutu, a person who calls himself Sawada Tsunayoshi has run into my head! You said to kill it directly, but this is my head, how can I kill it..."

Sawada Tsunayoshi felt that he could give up. What is the situation? Forget about it. People have changed inexplicably. If they hadn’t been with them for so long before, they must have thought that they had found the wrong netizen.

So she looked for the next one without hope.

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Hello? Qi Shen, do you still want to destroy the world? Tell me if you think about it."

The puppet threw away the phone in despair, intending to taste the bitter fruit alone, but he didn't expect that just a second later...

A red-haired boy wearing a strange decoration suddenly appeared in front of him, yes, he appeared in front of the extremely surprised Sawada Tsunayoshi.

Faced with unknown situations, Saiki Kusuo is always used to finding answers by himself.Someone pushed the glasses, "The unknown signal from the mysterious person is exciting." He said in a very calm tone that couldn't match the situation of the sentence, and looked around at the same time.

The strange structure, the strange air concentration, and the strange proportions of the characters, it turns out that this place is a different world.

"..." The puppet who couldn't speak at all.

Although the coordinates were tracked, Saiki did not see the target person.The paralyzed face turned from side to side like a robot. "The target has been found." Under the line of sight is the silent puppet. Saiki Kusuo calmly adjusted his glasses, thinking: This must be a kind of superpower. I didn't expect that my superpower can also deal with creatures from other worlds. very good, very powerful.

No, not at all, I was forced into a horror puppet, and I can talk.

"I am..." Tsuna tried to speak.

Saiki Kusuo was still very calm, "It was detected that the soul does not match the body. But I don't have a ready-made body for you." He looked at the schoolbag with a piece of frozen steak in it. "It's better..."

"No no no, no need."

"Really? I'll bring my body next time. Goodbye." The man snapped his fingers and disappeared. Yes, he disappeared.

Tsunayoshi Sawada closed her eyes, opened them again, rubbed her eyes vigorously, and looked at the empty room again. Her netizen, Kusuo Saiki, really disappeared before her eyes.

Wait, what kind of superpower is he, is it difficult to destroy the world every day?Is it difficult?

A reply suddenly flashed on the put away phone interface.

Saiki Kusuo: "I don't want to destroy the world, goodbye."

Huh?What the hell is going on in this world!