[Family Education] The Court of the Sea of Clouds
Chapter 1: Medium 2 is 1 disease
Skylark narrowed his eyes slightly, walked over and asked annoyedly, "What are you guys talking about secretly? It's really annoying."
I rolled my eyes and said helplessly, "I get angry when I see other people talking secretly, how bad are you?"
Gang Ji whispered from the side: "Ah Cheng, you are the first person to tell this matter."
Yunque glanced sideways, and Tsunayoshi immediately shut up, playing a human background on the sidelines.
"Anyway—" I pulled up my schoolbag again. It's the first time I've been carrying something like this since I was born. It's really bad.I pointed to a pile of "corpses" on the ground and asked him, "Since we saw it, we will share half of the money you robbed."
After hearing what I said, the corner of Yunque's mouth twitched, but his tone was full of danger and he asked: "Wow, are you threatening me?"
"Aren't I being obvious? You have to ask again." I said pretending to be surprised.
Then I heard Gangji chant in the back: "Ah Cheng has been concentrating on dying for 300 years, Ah Cheng has been concentrating on dying for 300 years, Ah Cheng has been concentrating on dying for 300 years——"
Is it really a man to make up the number of words?
Skylark flashed the kidnapper and asked arrogantly: "What if I disagree?"
Where did you get it from? It's amazing. Tell me what's your relationship with David Copperfield. Hey!
"Let's have a fight. If I win, you can share half with me, how about that?" I looked at him provocatively.I have long known that Hibari Kyouya is a fighting maniac, but I don't know how effective it is.A fight can be regarded as finding out the details.
Skylark raised his eyebrows and said with a sneer, "Wow, you're a brave herbivore."
"Although I don't understand why you say that, I'm an omnivorous animal. Stop talking nonsense and come to fight!" As I said that, I threw my schoolbag and the ingredients I bought to Tsunayoshi and took a fighting pose.
But Hibari didn't look like he was going to fight, just stared at me and didn't speak.
Just when I was wondering why Mao refused to accept my challenge, Gang Ji asked weakly, "Ah Cheng, are you wearing safety pants?"
"Don't worry about that, I never show my fat when I fight, so don't worry, I wear a tight little leather skirt that can only cover the buttocks, are you afraid of this little skirt? It's so stupid, Earth People." After throwing Tsunayoshi a contemptuous look, I continued to look at Hibari provocatively.
Only by knowing yourself and the enemy can you win every battle. This is what my boss said, although he also learned this sentence from others, because with his IQ, he would never say such philosophical words.
Wait, it seems that there is not much philosophy...
Just as I was meditating, a kidnapper shining with silver light appeared in front of me, and I clearly heard Tsunaki's gasp.I dodged to the side subconsciously, and the general avoided the kidnapper's attack, but the tail still brushed my face.
"Hey, can you not slap someone in the face when you hit someone!" I jumped back a step and complained in dissatisfaction.
There was a half-smile expression on Skylark's face.He put on a fighting posture and said with great interest: "Good action, are you ready to be bitten by me, herbivore."
Damn, can you end with a question mark instead of a period when you ask someone a question!Looking at the slender and gentle boy in front of me, my mood became complicated.This guy's secondary illness is too serious, can he be cured?
But Skylark attacked again without giving me extra time to think, and the attack was much fiercer than before, so I had to concentrate on fighting.
Skylark's attack is indeed powerful, but not steady enough. I think he probably wants to make a quick victory.But because he has fought against someone stronger than him, it is not too difficult to block his attack.So I dodged his attack without taking the initiative to attack and asked him, "Kyoya Hibari, have you ever experienced a battle where you die if you don't win?"
"Why should I tell you?" Skylark seemed a little annoyed by my not attacking, so his tone was not very good.
I smiled and said, "I'm a little curious. Hey, do you want to continue? I want to go home for dinner. My brother told me that I must eat on time. It's less than an hour before the meal time he set for me."
Tsunaki was already terrified watching me fight with Skylark, but after hearing this, he asked twitchingly, "Ah Cheng, is your brother a sister-in-law? Wait a minute, didn't you say you live alone? Where is brother?"
"Overseas." After throwing him an answer, I continued to discuss with Skylark, "So how about coming here today?"
"It's not very good." Skylark threw me an answer coldly, and the attack did not stop.
At this time, my cell phone rang, and Hibari and I looked at Tsunayoshi's position together.My phone is in my schoolbag, and the schoolbag is in Tsunayoshi's hand.
Gang Ji was obviously taken aback by the loud ringtone of my mobile phone. He almost threw my schoolbag and ingredients out, and then he caught them in a hurry and looked at me with a bewildered expression.
"Nissan's call." I shrugged and yelled at Gangji, "Hey Gang, answer it for me first, Mr. Fighting Madness here is not going to let me go!"
Gang Ji answered in a daze, then picked it up, and after a while he shouted at me: "Ah Cheng, I don't understand what he said!"
Things are not going well.I frowned. The boss spoke Italian, and Tsuna Kichi probably... didn't understand.
In desperation, I took the initiative to attack Skylark for the first time.Perhaps because I didn't expect that I would suddenly fight back, Yunque was obviously stunned for a moment, and was kicked away by a crutch.
"Game—over." After I finished speaking in a long voice, I ignored Hibari's meaningful eyes, turned around and ran towards Tsunayoshi.
"Ah Gang, are your ears okay?" I asked him while answering the phone.
Gangji went crazy for a moment.He scratched his hair and complained frantically: "Why is there such a loud voice! Why can't I understand what he said! Hey wait a minute, Ah Cheng, you can understand what he said—"
I put my index finger on his lips to signal him to be quiet, but to my surprise, Tsuna blushed... because of my action.
Fucking boy, how innocent are you!
"I'm still alive, so hurry up if you have something to say." I said to my boss on the other end of the phone in Japanese.That guy definitely has a bug in the language system and can speak Japanese!
"You bastard is still alive! Then it's fine! I'm just about to fly to Switzerland!" The guy on the other end of the phone also switched to Japanese instantly.
"Damn it, I want to go too! You guys threw me into this stupid place and ran to Switzerland by yourself! I want to pick up girls too!" I yelled into the phone, seeing Tsunaki's petrified expression.
"Who the hell told you that we're going to pick up girls! It's okay, I won't bother you anymore, just wait a while, hang up!"
"Beep-beep-"
I looked at the darkened phone screen and silently gripped the phone tightly.
"Ah, Cheng, your schoolbag and ingredients..." Tsuna handed over the things tremblingly.
After I took it, I said to him without sincerity: "Ah, thank you." As I was speaking, a silver light flashed in front of my eyes, and then all my things fell on the ground.
"I'm losing money! This pile of things cost me [-] yen! Do you know that the price is too high!" I pointed to the wreckage of ingredients on the ground and jumped up angrily.
"You took it from the shopping basket without looking at the price at all! And who told you to get the most expensive one every time!" Tsunaki twitched at the corner of his mouth.
"Hey, that's enough, you're really enough! Get out of the way for me, you silly character, don't complain!" I pointed at Gangji and shouted angrily.
Tsuna made a "=口=" expression, and then quickly raised his hands above his head.
"Ah Cheng, I admit my mistake QAQ!"
So cute.I nodded in satisfaction, and reached out to touch Tsunayoshi's prickly hair, which was actually soft, but I really don't know how it stood up.
This pretty good atmosphere in the eyes of outsiders was destroyed by a cold voice with anger.
Skylark said, "How long are you going to ignore me?"
Why hasn't this guy left yet?
Thinking of this, I unconsciously said it.Later, according to Gang Ji, an onlooker at the time, there was still a strong sense of disgust in my tone.
"Wow, you are really brave, herbivore." Skylark raised his eyebrows arrogantly.I have to say, he did this move really... very tempting.So, after staring at him for 20 seconds, I said that sentence again.
"Skylark, let's have a date."
I felt that my tone was sincere as if I was saying "Let me treat you to dinner", but Hibari was unmoved and attacked without hesitation.
I sighed resignedly, did a backflip while dodging the attack, and picked up the bag containing the ingredients and my schoolbag.Although it is a little expensive, but... there is no way.
I grabbed a tomato out of it and threw it at Skylark, followed by a zucchini, then two more tomatoes, but he dodged them all.
"Cheng uses cucumbers! Cucumbers!" Tsuna said anxiously from the side, but was turned pale with fright from Skylark's eyes.
I rolled my eyes and said to him, "Cucumber is what I use at night!"
"Fuck!" Gang Ji almost blurted out this sentence.He opened his mouth again, but didn't say anything, just looked at me with complicated eyes.
I think he probably misunderstood something, so I said to him deeply: "Use it as a mask." Gang Ji, do you know that your innocent image in my heart collapsed in an instant!How do you know what spinsters do with cucumbers at night? Hey!
Looking at the only four cucumbers and one pineapple left in the bag, I became cruel and threw the pineapple over.
"Go, pineapple monster——" After throwing it away, I pulled Gang Ji and ran, saying, "Gang, please eat tonight!" Actually, I wanted to call Liu Dao Mu, but I didn't need half I thought about it for a second and felt a little inappropriate, so I gave up.I hope Skylark will like the Liudaoku hahaha!
Gangji panted while running, "No, don't tell me!"
For a while, I always thought that running against the sunset was something that would only appear in "3 Years Group B Teacher Jinba"!What is going on with this realistic version of the bloody scene!
The setting sun is like blood, and the girl in the blooming season bids farewell to her youth with tears.
And that day, in addition to having a delicious meal at Sawada’s family, I also reaped the endless challenges from Skylark.
The author has something to say: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh finally it's Brother Que's birthday!Happy birthday bro!I will always be with you on your birthday! !
Thank you little angels for waiting for me to post the text!
Then because of the recent crackdown, I can’t indicate tutoring in the title, so I can only change it [Cannian face]
I hope you will continue to like this article【Bow
Because there are manuscripts, there will be daily updates without accident www
Thanks again!
I rolled my eyes and said helplessly, "I get angry when I see other people talking secretly, how bad are you?"
Gang Ji whispered from the side: "Ah Cheng, you are the first person to tell this matter."
Yunque glanced sideways, and Tsunayoshi immediately shut up, playing a human background on the sidelines.
"Anyway—" I pulled up my schoolbag again. It's the first time I've been carrying something like this since I was born. It's really bad.I pointed to a pile of "corpses" on the ground and asked him, "Since we saw it, we will share half of the money you robbed."
After hearing what I said, the corner of Yunque's mouth twitched, but his tone was full of danger and he asked: "Wow, are you threatening me?"
"Aren't I being obvious? You have to ask again." I said pretending to be surprised.
Then I heard Gangji chant in the back: "Ah Cheng has been concentrating on dying for 300 years, Ah Cheng has been concentrating on dying for 300 years, Ah Cheng has been concentrating on dying for 300 years——"
Is it really a man to make up the number of words?
Skylark flashed the kidnapper and asked arrogantly: "What if I disagree?"
Where did you get it from? It's amazing. Tell me what's your relationship with David Copperfield. Hey!
"Let's have a fight. If I win, you can share half with me, how about that?" I looked at him provocatively.I have long known that Hibari Kyouya is a fighting maniac, but I don't know how effective it is.A fight can be regarded as finding out the details.
Skylark raised his eyebrows and said with a sneer, "Wow, you're a brave herbivore."
"Although I don't understand why you say that, I'm an omnivorous animal. Stop talking nonsense and come to fight!" As I said that, I threw my schoolbag and the ingredients I bought to Tsunayoshi and took a fighting pose.
But Hibari didn't look like he was going to fight, just stared at me and didn't speak.
Just when I was wondering why Mao refused to accept my challenge, Gang Ji asked weakly, "Ah Cheng, are you wearing safety pants?"
"Don't worry about that, I never show my fat when I fight, so don't worry, I wear a tight little leather skirt that can only cover the buttocks, are you afraid of this little skirt? It's so stupid, Earth People." After throwing Tsunayoshi a contemptuous look, I continued to look at Hibari provocatively.
Only by knowing yourself and the enemy can you win every battle. This is what my boss said, although he also learned this sentence from others, because with his IQ, he would never say such philosophical words.
Wait, it seems that there is not much philosophy...
Just as I was meditating, a kidnapper shining with silver light appeared in front of me, and I clearly heard Tsunaki's gasp.I dodged to the side subconsciously, and the general avoided the kidnapper's attack, but the tail still brushed my face.
"Hey, can you not slap someone in the face when you hit someone!" I jumped back a step and complained in dissatisfaction.
There was a half-smile expression on Skylark's face.He put on a fighting posture and said with great interest: "Good action, are you ready to be bitten by me, herbivore."
Damn, can you end with a question mark instead of a period when you ask someone a question!Looking at the slender and gentle boy in front of me, my mood became complicated.This guy's secondary illness is too serious, can he be cured?
But Skylark attacked again without giving me extra time to think, and the attack was much fiercer than before, so I had to concentrate on fighting.
Skylark's attack is indeed powerful, but not steady enough. I think he probably wants to make a quick victory.But because he has fought against someone stronger than him, it is not too difficult to block his attack.So I dodged his attack without taking the initiative to attack and asked him, "Kyoya Hibari, have you ever experienced a battle where you die if you don't win?"
"Why should I tell you?" Skylark seemed a little annoyed by my not attacking, so his tone was not very good.
I smiled and said, "I'm a little curious. Hey, do you want to continue? I want to go home for dinner. My brother told me that I must eat on time. It's less than an hour before the meal time he set for me."
Tsunaki was already terrified watching me fight with Skylark, but after hearing this, he asked twitchingly, "Ah Cheng, is your brother a sister-in-law? Wait a minute, didn't you say you live alone? Where is brother?"
"Overseas." After throwing him an answer, I continued to discuss with Skylark, "So how about coming here today?"
"It's not very good." Skylark threw me an answer coldly, and the attack did not stop.
At this time, my cell phone rang, and Hibari and I looked at Tsunayoshi's position together.My phone is in my schoolbag, and the schoolbag is in Tsunayoshi's hand.
Gang Ji was obviously taken aback by the loud ringtone of my mobile phone. He almost threw my schoolbag and ingredients out, and then he caught them in a hurry and looked at me with a bewildered expression.
"Nissan's call." I shrugged and yelled at Gangji, "Hey Gang, answer it for me first, Mr. Fighting Madness here is not going to let me go!"
Gang Ji answered in a daze, then picked it up, and after a while he shouted at me: "Ah Cheng, I don't understand what he said!"
Things are not going well.I frowned. The boss spoke Italian, and Tsuna Kichi probably... didn't understand.
In desperation, I took the initiative to attack Skylark for the first time.Perhaps because I didn't expect that I would suddenly fight back, Yunque was obviously stunned for a moment, and was kicked away by a crutch.
"Game—over." After I finished speaking in a long voice, I ignored Hibari's meaningful eyes, turned around and ran towards Tsunayoshi.
"Ah Gang, are your ears okay?" I asked him while answering the phone.
Gangji went crazy for a moment.He scratched his hair and complained frantically: "Why is there such a loud voice! Why can't I understand what he said! Hey wait a minute, Ah Cheng, you can understand what he said—"
I put my index finger on his lips to signal him to be quiet, but to my surprise, Tsuna blushed... because of my action.
Fucking boy, how innocent are you!
"I'm still alive, so hurry up if you have something to say." I said to my boss on the other end of the phone in Japanese.That guy definitely has a bug in the language system and can speak Japanese!
"You bastard is still alive! Then it's fine! I'm just about to fly to Switzerland!" The guy on the other end of the phone also switched to Japanese instantly.
"Damn it, I want to go too! You guys threw me into this stupid place and ran to Switzerland by yourself! I want to pick up girls too!" I yelled into the phone, seeing Tsunaki's petrified expression.
"Who the hell told you that we're going to pick up girls! It's okay, I won't bother you anymore, just wait a while, hang up!"
"Beep-beep-"
I looked at the darkened phone screen and silently gripped the phone tightly.
"Ah, Cheng, your schoolbag and ingredients..." Tsuna handed over the things tremblingly.
After I took it, I said to him without sincerity: "Ah, thank you." As I was speaking, a silver light flashed in front of my eyes, and then all my things fell on the ground.
"I'm losing money! This pile of things cost me [-] yen! Do you know that the price is too high!" I pointed to the wreckage of ingredients on the ground and jumped up angrily.
"You took it from the shopping basket without looking at the price at all! And who told you to get the most expensive one every time!" Tsunaki twitched at the corner of his mouth.
"Hey, that's enough, you're really enough! Get out of the way for me, you silly character, don't complain!" I pointed at Gangji and shouted angrily.
Tsuna made a "=口=" expression, and then quickly raised his hands above his head.
"Ah Cheng, I admit my mistake QAQ!"
So cute.I nodded in satisfaction, and reached out to touch Tsunayoshi's prickly hair, which was actually soft, but I really don't know how it stood up.
This pretty good atmosphere in the eyes of outsiders was destroyed by a cold voice with anger.
Skylark said, "How long are you going to ignore me?"
Why hasn't this guy left yet?
Thinking of this, I unconsciously said it.Later, according to Gang Ji, an onlooker at the time, there was still a strong sense of disgust in my tone.
"Wow, you are really brave, herbivore." Skylark raised his eyebrows arrogantly.I have to say, he did this move really... very tempting.So, after staring at him for 20 seconds, I said that sentence again.
"Skylark, let's have a date."
I felt that my tone was sincere as if I was saying "Let me treat you to dinner", but Hibari was unmoved and attacked without hesitation.
I sighed resignedly, did a backflip while dodging the attack, and picked up the bag containing the ingredients and my schoolbag.Although it is a little expensive, but... there is no way.
I grabbed a tomato out of it and threw it at Skylark, followed by a zucchini, then two more tomatoes, but he dodged them all.
"Cheng uses cucumbers! Cucumbers!" Tsuna said anxiously from the side, but was turned pale with fright from Skylark's eyes.
I rolled my eyes and said to him, "Cucumber is what I use at night!"
"Fuck!" Gang Ji almost blurted out this sentence.He opened his mouth again, but didn't say anything, just looked at me with complicated eyes.
I think he probably misunderstood something, so I said to him deeply: "Use it as a mask." Gang Ji, do you know that your innocent image in my heart collapsed in an instant!How do you know what spinsters do with cucumbers at night? Hey!
Looking at the only four cucumbers and one pineapple left in the bag, I became cruel and threw the pineapple over.
"Go, pineapple monster——" After throwing it away, I pulled Gang Ji and ran, saying, "Gang, please eat tonight!" Actually, I wanted to call Liu Dao Mu, but I didn't need half I thought about it for a second and felt a little inappropriate, so I gave up.I hope Skylark will like the Liudaoku hahaha!
Gangji panted while running, "No, don't tell me!"
For a while, I always thought that running against the sunset was something that would only appear in "3 Years Group B Teacher Jinba"!What is going on with this realistic version of the bloody scene!
The setting sun is like blood, and the girl in the blooming season bids farewell to her youth with tears.
And that day, in addition to having a delicious meal at Sawada’s family, I also reaped the endless challenges from Skylark.
The author has something to say: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh finally it's Brother Que's birthday!Happy birthday bro!I will always be with you on your birthday! !
Thank you little angels for waiting for me to post the text!
Then because of the recent crackdown, I can’t indicate tutoring in the title, so I can only change it [Cannian face]
I hope you will continue to like this article【Bow
Because there are manuscripts, there will be daily updates without accident www
Thanks again!
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