[Naruto] The dog who went astray

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The client, Pharmacist Dou, was in a state of bewilderment.

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Speaking of life, life is also full of accidents. After Orochimaru was killed by Sasuke, Yakushido transplanted the remaining body of Orochimaru to his left body for various reasons, intending to gain the power of Orochimaru and even surpass him.However, because he was not good at manipulating the body transplanted from Orochimaru, he was slowly eroded by Orochimaru.

...that's all.

Later, Yao Shidou also found that something was wrong with his body.

...um...how should I put it?

It's that weird feeling...

Later, when he was cultivating, he also discovered that there was a new life beating in his body. The pharmacist felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly "get" the new life out of his body. It was not a child, but a snake... the appearance was similar Ten Thousand Snakes psychic in Orochimaru, with amber eyes.

certainly…

Yao Shidou didn't kill this suspicious guy, who made this guy's eyes look like big snake pills, so Yao Shidou placed this little thing in the place where he was conducting experiments.

Originally, the snake's tail should appear in the back, but due to the appearance of this little thing, the tail of the pharmacist who is practicing is strangely protruding from the lower abdomen...

Douzi simply didn't want to recall this tragic incident! ! !

...

and so……

How on earth does this man-made know! ! ! !

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that moment.

Yao Shidou's brain almost burst, there were too many things to think about, and the amount of information was too huge.

And... he dares to conclude that if he doesn't let Bai Jue go, the secret that Bai Jue knows will soon develop into... the whole ninja world knows...

In the next scene, Yao Shidou dared not continue to make up his mind.

As if after a long fight, the pharmacist was sweating profusely, his eyes were exhausted in every way, and his face was full of lovelessness.

"Okay... I let go of your body."

Shisui/Obito looked confused.

what happened? !Did he really give birth to a child for that Orochimaru? ! ! ! !

Do not……

This, this, this is unscientific! ! !

The two looked at Bai Jue in unison.

Unexpectedly, Bai Jue thought about this question with his chin in his hands.Are these two brave believers in science the most unscientific? ! ! !

Ding.

The incorporeal body number 89757 successfully fooled the pharmacist who had been undercover in the ninja world for many years...

Bai Jue almost jumped up from the ground when he heard the news, but he was in a weak state, he was very relieved, number 89755 did not live up to his years of education! !

Mitarai Anko, who was also locked in the same cave, turned her head and glanced at Bai Jue when she heard the movement, just in time to see Bai Jue laughing, she rolled her eyes.

MDZZ…

"Why are you laughing for no reason, it's so noisy!! Can't you be quiet?!"

Maybe it's because he hasn't been seriously scolded by women in the past 18 years, so Bai Jue stopped laughing all of a sudden, but from his perspective, it's a bit subtle.

"Your panties are showing."

"...Go to shit, you bastard!"

Mitarai Anzuki was furious.

……

Obito and the pharmacist's pocket outside the door: ...

Silently wax the Mitarai red beans.

Dealing with artificial people is very painful...

right…

Let's get along for a while...

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"I hope you keep your promise not to study primary cells."

Void Body Bai Jue said seriously.

The first-generation cells are all their lives!If it is thoroughly studied, the end of the world for artificial humans will come.

Thinking of this, Bai Jue wanted to cover his chest.

"I want to ask, how many replicas do you have?"

the pharmacist asked.

The empty body Bai Jue pondered for a moment.

"This... it should depend on the mood of the main body."

Zhishui/Obito/Pharmacist's Pocket: Your artificial human can (zhen) true (bu) casual (ke) sex (kao)...

Pharmacist Dou realized that it is better to ask the main body directly for this kind of question, so he gave up the idea of ​​asking the incorporeal body.Obito and Yakushidou looked at each other, and finally decided not to leave other people's daughters and artificial people alone, and walked quickly into the cave.

As soon as they walked in, they heard Bai Jue's teasing voice.

"Orochi Dumplings should be very happy, you're old."

"..."

Yaoshi's face collapsed in an instant, and he let Bai Jue go unwillingly.

and so……

Is the artificial man the nemesis of the snake? ! ! ! !

The expressions of Bai Jue, who had regained his freedom, and the expression of Medicine Master Dou, who was cheated, formed a sharp contrast.

When Yaoshidou was most depressed, Bai Jue naturally climbed onto Yaoshidou's back.

"Not much to say, carry me home and sleep first, Douzi."

"Do not……"

"I won't recite this artificial human..."

The pharmacist looked hopeless.

Obito also turned his head away, with the words on his face: I don't want to recite this artificial human either.

"Hey, are you racist?! You know, I was 'heavily poisoned', and I haven't recovered my HP and MP until now!! No one who wants to be kidnapped apologizes and pays for mental damage. Very polite."

Bai Jue said angrily.

As soon as the words fell, someone suddenly pulled Yao Shidou off his back.

Bai Jue, who was pulled down by this force, suddenly wanted to hit someone, but he couldn't do it when he saw Zhishui.

Two sharp eyes fell on the stopped hand.

Obito/Yaoshidou: What?what is this?Hit it down! ! !

It was rare for the two of them to have the same idea, but Bai Jue's hand didn't knock it down, and finally took it back.

Obito/Pharmacist's pocket: Nima! ! !Discrimination! ! ! !

"He won't go back with us, let me carry you."

After some "thawing" of the frozen paralyzed face of the Uchiha clan, the expression on the face softened a lot.

"..."

Bai Jue turned his head away, a little guilty, he actually just wanted to bully this undercover agent, and he wasn't too weak to walk.When such an idea came up, Bai Jue realized that he was already on someone else's back.

Very bad at dealing with Uchiha QAQ who is not arrogant or blown hair...

what to do?Wait online! ! ! !

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Seeing his cousin carrying his teammates on his back, Obito felt inexplicably uncomfortable, because he thought of when he captured Ichio, Mitekai carried Kakashi on his back all the way.

at the same time……

Because Kakashi was mistaken to have a very close relationship with Obito, he was forced to pay more than 4000 million yuan to the hotel. For the first time, he thought of Obito's horrible expression of "I will let you die someday" .

One kiss cost Kakashi more than 4000 million.

Kakashi's mood can be imagined...

The author has something to say:

Uchiha Shisui: I am a serious Uchiha.

Uchiha Obito: I am a sage... (can't say it)

Uchiha Sasuke: I am a middle... (unable to speak)

Uchiha Madara: ...