Ding Yu once said: "Fang Jinghan has a bad temper."
Although he didn't know how he came to this conclusion, and had no time to think about it in a hurry, Yao Yu chose to believe it, and switched to a respectful mode.
Then I heard a voice on the phone saying, "Are you wearing long johns?"
Yao Yu: "Huh?"
It's like taking a test paper with no points deducted and going home to sign it, but your mother insists on asking you where you ranked
Or your mother insisted on asking you why you made so many mistakes after finally getting into the top three in the class—
Dumb, angry, dumb.
The most confused.
Yao Yu's knowledge of long johns-style care comes from the Internet, and she has a superb memory, so she can't remember how to reply to those jokes in this short moment.
But before he could reply, the person on the other side had already laughed himself into a ball: "I forgot, isn't it cold over there? It's a pity to use the wrong place again."
Fang Jinghan didn't know what kind of obsession she had with long johns. Her smile was so exaggerated that Yao Yu blinked after listening for a while, and subconsciously looked at Yi Yi's legs.
They were straight, slender legs with protruding kneecaps, and a juvenile thinness.
Wearing long johns... looks good too.
Hearing this, the owner of the leg frowned with a delicate expression.
Then turned away.
he's gone.
Fang Jinghan didn't come back until Fang Jinghan knew that the person had changed, so she hung up the phone hastily.
Yao Yu was startled.
Looking up at the opposite bed: there were still water stains on the cabinet door, the stool was stuffed back under the table, and even the rags were washed and dried by Yi Yi.
So what happened to him leaving himself and his phone here?
Yao Yu waited on the spot for a while, but no one came back, to confirm that this person was not going to claim his mobile phone, and was hesitating whether to take it back for him or leave it on his desk, when he saw a text message coming in.
- put the phone with you first
Sender: table
Yao Yu: "..."
Yi Yi may be very experienced in the separation of man and machine, so he specially marked his number with a "watch" to ensure that the person who receives the text message will not mistake the phone for a smart phone and send himself a message to play.
Yao Yu took the door to the door amidst the question of "how many electronic devices does this person carry?" and withdrew to the classroom.
The physical sensation spanned a century. In fact, when he sat down, the Chinese class had just finished, and Sun Dongling hadn't left yet, so he nodded to him as a greeting.
Yao Yu quickly digested what he saw - Yi Yi was not there.
He is a rich man now.
There are two mobile phones stuffed in the left pocket, and the pocket is slightly drooping under the weight. Yao Yu groped for the square outline, and felt that it would be safer to switch to one on the other side.
He took out the book for the next class from his schoolbag, and when he passed the pocket, he held one of the mobile phones with his thumb and forefinger and hid it under the book. transfer.
Then the phone he put with the screen facing outwards turned on.
Yao Yu looked at the shell of the mobile phone with a guilty conscience, and found that the one that lit up was his own, and the reason for making it light up was—
you received a wechat message
He tucked his phone in his pocket to technically unlock it, and clicked on
Feel sleepy during the day: Brother Yao
This nickname?who?
The newly added WeChats were all added by scanning the QR code when they got together, and he stopped talking after adding them, and he hadn't had time to note his name.
Yao Yu raised his chin and scanned the heads and backs of the turf in the front row one by one. Everyone seemed quite sleepy.
It's hard to guess.
Luckily, sleepy and eager to check if he had seen the news, he turned his neck halfway back.
Kang Meng sent an "ok" gesture from the air.
Yao Yu:? ? ?
Kang Meng was promoted from the city's No. [-] Middle School. Not far from the No. [-] Middle School campus are Foreign Language and No. [-] Middle School, and there is No. [-] Middle School not far from Foreign Language, forming the "Fuyang Four Tigers" in the west.
These four schools did not like each other before the establishment of Fuyao, and they did a lot of things that you pushed and stepped on in the big and small exams, but the so-called enemy's enemy is a friend. After the establishment of Fuyao, the four junior high schools quickly formed an alliance. Began to engage in the joint examination of the four schools and various activities.
As a result, the students in each school have some understanding of the bullies of other schools. Those who push themselves too hard can even forget the names of their classmates after they climbed up to high school.
The students of Fuyang Four Tigers are very good at Fuyang No. [-] Middle School-there are many people.
As the "Eight Hegemons" of the previous year, Kang Meng was naturally known by many people and knew many people.
Based on this, he lived up to expectations and won the title of "Little Smart" in Class [-] of Senior One: he is especially well-informed in gossip.
Kang Xiaolingtong didn't know how many times the news had been passed on. When he first heard it, he couldn't believe his ears.
How much hatred does Yao Xueba have against others?To be so ruthless, Kang Meng has always thought that boys who are good at studying but difficult to deal with are a bit cool, and Yao Yu is the coolest cool guy in his heart right now.
To be conservative, he wants to confirm with Brother Cool whether this matter can be spread to the outside world.
Although Kang Meng felt that even if he could keep his mouth shut, the gang of Fuyang Four Tigers could not, but since he was so close to Brother Ku, it made him very uncomfortable to have to hear about it from others. Not the time to endure.
There is an oblique angle between Kang Meng and Yao Yu, which is estimated to be 37.5 with a ruler, which is also difficult to do in a special angle, let alone pass a small note.
Seeing Yao Yu's posture of recycling the phone after looking at it, he just didn't want to talk to Kang Meng. Kang Xiaolingtong was used to doing this job with a hot face and a cold butt, so he tore off a piece of paper from the draft book, manually scaled the words by 50%, and wrote Fold it into a flat piece and throw it on Yao Yu's table when the opportunity arises.
The teacher on the podium slowly moved back while lecturing, and stopped by a table from time to time to point someone up to answer questions. Kang Meng's note was crooked on the ground a few steps away in front of him.
A circle of people watched him pick it up helplessly.
"Hey, I've gained a lot today." Zhai Rui wasn't angry when he found something, on the contrary he was a little excited, "Who passed it on? What year is it? Why don't you send text messages?"
Common: "..."
Zhai Rui asked again: "No one claimed it?"
Down there was silence.
"Then I opened it." Zhai Rui said, and after finishing speaking, he continued to babble, "My quality is relatively poor, so I might read it out."
Still no one cares about him.
So Zhai Rui opened it openly, and stared at the words in the note.
After a while, he asked curiously with a "yo": "Who is the big returnee? Why did you blow his tire?"
Yao Yu: "...???"
Kang Meng's face turned pale, and he couldn't bear to look at him. The next second, he heard Zhai Rui muttering: "Oh, there is another word on the back of this-pass to Brother Yao, and who is Brother Yao?"
All eyes are focused.
Zhai Rui seemed to have a sense of it, and looked this way. He understood the meaning of the note, and read it again coherently and emotionally: "To Brother Yao: You really blew the returnee's car tire." ?”
dead quiet.
Afterwards, earth-shattering laughter burst out.
Yao Yu wants to die with Kang Meng.
After class, he was watched like an exhibit: "Brother Yao, what's going on? Did you blow out Brother Yi's car tire?"
"Brother Yi actually has a car! As expected of a boss!"
"Brother Yao, why did your tire blow out? A nail?"
"Does the overseas returnee know that you did it?"
"Before class, Yi Yi asked me to get the dormitory application form!" Xiong Jiasheng finally strung together the clues into a chain, as if waking up from a dream, "I said why he suddenly applied for dormitory, he was an exchange student, the school must have asked him in advance if he wanted it Live, refused at that time, and regretted it after a week of school? It turned out that the tire had blown out!"
"Can't the tires be changed?"
"Maybe it's a limited-edition car, and the tires are also limited? Can't you change them?"
A group of boys who had only been in a car but never drove a car or even bought a car talked about Yi Yi's experience, and finally came to a conclusion: Yao Yu is awesome.
"It's really too strong," Xu Tianrui praised. "You have courage, you have a strategy, and you don't procrastinate in the process. In the end, you get both fame and fortune. Brother Yao, my understanding of you has risen to a higher level."
Liang Jinrao couldn't stand it anymore: "Don't you ask if Vice Squad Leader Yao is real?"
"Then can there be fakes?" Xu Tianrui said, "The first day I met Brother Yao, I thought he was a person who could do such a thing. Think about what the returnees did to him? You will suffer it if you change it." ?”
In Yao Yu's eyes, Kang Meng is gone, and Xu Tianrui is on his way.
Xu Tianrui, as a science man who is partial to the center of the earth, is intoxicated in the poems he sang impromptuly, and has not noticed Yao Yu's gradually rising murderous intentions.
He was thinking about adding six lines to make up a seven-character verse, when he saw someone coming in through the back door.
Yao Yu picked up the phone amidst the noise, trying to smash it on Kang Meng's forehead.
The grandson took advantage of the human wall to shrink behind Su Shanyang, and mouthed to Yao Yu: "It's not me."
Didn't your "reporting Yi Yi for driving without a license" become "Blowing Yi Yi's tire"?
Didn't your whole class know that Yao Yu was the one with the flat tire?
And how should he explain it?
I didn't blow him up but just reported him?
I, Thomas, just want to blow your head off right now.
The hand holding the mobile phone became tighter and tighter, and he only waited for the crowd to disperse to commit the crime on the spot.
The crowd seemed to sense something, and the sound wave diminished at the speed of a cliff.
By the way, a road was broken.
Xu Tianrui was choked by Yi Yi's appearance, and he lost his voice dryly.
What was he doing just now?What did he just say?How much have the overseas returnees heard?
Fortunately, the returnee boss didn't pay attention to him, and went straight to the instigator of the flat tire, and stretched out a hand under the attention of everyone: "Give me the phone."
Yao Yu didn't expect him to come so quickly, he froze for a moment, and handed over the phone in his pocket a few seconds later.
Yi Yi looked down and said, "It's not this."
Yao Yu found out that he had just given him his own.
So he touched it again, and passed the other one in his pocket.
Yi Yi nodded and backed out.
The crowd waited: "???"
!!!
The overseas returnee actually robbed Brother Yao's cell phone!He also knew that he brought the cheap one as cover and knocked out the expensive one!
It's over!These two people will never get better in this life!
Although he didn't know how he came to this conclusion, and had no time to think about it in a hurry, Yao Yu chose to believe it, and switched to a respectful mode.
Then I heard a voice on the phone saying, "Are you wearing long johns?"
Yao Yu: "Huh?"
It's like taking a test paper with no points deducted and going home to sign it, but your mother insists on asking you where you ranked
Or your mother insisted on asking you why you made so many mistakes after finally getting into the top three in the class—
Dumb, angry, dumb.
The most confused.
Yao Yu's knowledge of long johns-style care comes from the Internet, and she has a superb memory, so she can't remember how to reply to those jokes in this short moment.
But before he could reply, the person on the other side had already laughed himself into a ball: "I forgot, isn't it cold over there? It's a pity to use the wrong place again."
Fang Jinghan didn't know what kind of obsession she had with long johns. Her smile was so exaggerated that Yao Yu blinked after listening for a while, and subconsciously looked at Yi Yi's legs.
They were straight, slender legs with protruding kneecaps, and a juvenile thinness.
Wearing long johns... looks good too.
Hearing this, the owner of the leg frowned with a delicate expression.
Then turned away.
he's gone.
Fang Jinghan didn't come back until Fang Jinghan knew that the person had changed, so she hung up the phone hastily.
Yao Yu was startled.
Looking up at the opposite bed: there were still water stains on the cabinet door, the stool was stuffed back under the table, and even the rags were washed and dried by Yi Yi.
So what happened to him leaving himself and his phone here?
Yao Yu waited on the spot for a while, but no one came back, to confirm that this person was not going to claim his mobile phone, and was hesitating whether to take it back for him or leave it on his desk, when he saw a text message coming in.
- put the phone with you first
Sender: table
Yao Yu: "..."
Yi Yi may be very experienced in the separation of man and machine, so he specially marked his number with a "watch" to ensure that the person who receives the text message will not mistake the phone for a smart phone and send himself a message to play.
Yao Yu took the door to the door amidst the question of "how many electronic devices does this person carry?" and withdrew to the classroom.
The physical sensation spanned a century. In fact, when he sat down, the Chinese class had just finished, and Sun Dongling hadn't left yet, so he nodded to him as a greeting.
Yao Yu quickly digested what he saw - Yi Yi was not there.
He is a rich man now.
There are two mobile phones stuffed in the left pocket, and the pocket is slightly drooping under the weight. Yao Yu groped for the square outline, and felt that it would be safer to switch to one on the other side.
He took out the book for the next class from his schoolbag, and when he passed the pocket, he held one of the mobile phones with his thumb and forefinger and hid it under the book. transfer.
Then the phone he put with the screen facing outwards turned on.
Yao Yu looked at the shell of the mobile phone with a guilty conscience, and found that the one that lit up was his own, and the reason for making it light up was—
you received a wechat message
He tucked his phone in his pocket to technically unlock it, and clicked on
Feel sleepy during the day: Brother Yao
This nickname?who?
The newly added WeChats were all added by scanning the QR code when they got together, and he stopped talking after adding them, and he hadn't had time to note his name.
Yao Yu raised his chin and scanned the heads and backs of the turf in the front row one by one. Everyone seemed quite sleepy.
It's hard to guess.
Luckily, sleepy and eager to check if he had seen the news, he turned his neck halfway back.
Kang Meng sent an "ok" gesture from the air.
Yao Yu:? ? ?
Kang Meng was promoted from the city's No. [-] Middle School. Not far from the No. [-] Middle School campus are Foreign Language and No. [-] Middle School, and there is No. [-] Middle School not far from Foreign Language, forming the "Fuyang Four Tigers" in the west.
These four schools did not like each other before the establishment of Fuyao, and they did a lot of things that you pushed and stepped on in the big and small exams, but the so-called enemy's enemy is a friend. After the establishment of Fuyao, the four junior high schools quickly formed an alliance. Began to engage in the joint examination of the four schools and various activities.
As a result, the students in each school have some understanding of the bullies of other schools. Those who push themselves too hard can even forget the names of their classmates after they climbed up to high school.
The students of Fuyang Four Tigers are very good at Fuyang No. [-] Middle School-there are many people.
As the "Eight Hegemons" of the previous year, Kang Meng was naturally known by many people and knew many people.
Based on this, he lived up to expectations and won the title of "Little Smart" in Class [-] of Senior One: he is especially well-informed in gossip.
Kang Xiaolingtong didn't know how many times the news had been passed on. When he first heard it, he couldn't believe his ears.
How much hatred does Yao Xueba have against others?To be so ruthless, Kang Meng has always thought that boys who are good at studying but difficult to deal with are a bit cool, and Yao Yu is the coolest cool guy in his heart right now.
To be conservative, he wants to confirm with Brother Cool whether this matter can be spread to the outside world.
Although Kang Meng felt that even if he could keep his mouth shut, the gang of Fuyang Four Tigers could not, but since he was so close to Brother Ku, it made him very uncomfortable to have to hear about it from others. Not the time to endure.
There is an oblique angle between Kang Meng and Yao Yu, which is estimated to be 37.5 with a ruler, which is also difficult to do in a special angle, let alone pass a small note.
Seeing Yao Yu's posture of recycling the phone after looking at it, he just didn't want to talk to Kang Meng. Kang Xiaolingtong was used to doing this job with a hot face and a cold butt, so he tore off a piece of paper from the draft book, manually scaled the words by 50%, and wrote Fold it into a flat piece and throw it on Yao Yu's table when the opportunity arises.
The teacher on the podium slowly moved back while lecturing, and stopped by a table from time to time to point someone up to answer questions. Kang Meng's note was crooked on the ground a few steps away in front of him.
A circle of people watched him pick it up helplessly.
"Hey, I've gained a lot today." Zhai Rui wasn't angry when he found something, on the contrary he was a little excited, "Who passed it on? What year is it? Why don't you send text messages?"
Common: "..."
Zhai Rui asked again: "No one claimed it?"
Down there was silence.
"Then I opened it." Zhai Rui said, and after finishing speaking, he continued to babble, "My quality is relatively poor, so I might read it out."
Still no one cares about him.
So Zhai Rui opened it openly, and stared at the words in the note.
After a while, he asked curiously with a "yo": "Who is the big returnee? Why did you blow his tire?"
Yao Yu: "...???"
Kang Meng's face turned pale, and he couldn't bear to look at him. The next second, he heard Zhai Rui muttering: "Oh, there is another word on the back of this-pass to Brother Yao, and who is Brother Yao?"
All eyes are focused.
Zhai Rui seemed to have a sense of it, and looked this way. He understood the meaning of the note, and read it again coherently and emotionally: "To Brother Yao: You really blew the returnee's car tire." ?”
dead quiet.
Afterwards, earth-shattering laughter burst out.
Yao Yu wants to die with Kang Meng.
After class, he was watched like an exhibit: "Brother Yao, what's going on? Did you blow out Brother Yi's car tire?"
"Brother Yi actually has a car! As expected of a boss!"
"Brother Yao, why did your tire blow out? A nail?"
"Does the overseas returnee know that you did it?"
"Before class, Yi Yi asked me to get the dormitory application form!" Xiong Jiasheng finally strung together the clues into a chain, as if waking up from a dream, "I said why he suddenly applied for dormitory, he was an exchange student, the school must have asked him in advance if he wanted it Live, refused at that time, and regretted it after a week of school? It turned out that the tire had blown out!"
"Can't the tires be changed?"
"Maybe it's a limited-edition car, and the tires are also limited? Can't you change them?"
A group of boys who had only been in a car but never drove a car or even bought a car talked about Yi Yi's experience, and finally came to a conclusion: Yao Yu is awesome.
"It's really too strong," Xu Tianrui praised. "You have courage, you have a strategy, and you don't procrastinate in the process. In the end, you get both fame and fortune. Brother Yao, my understanding of you has risen to a higher level."
Liang Jinrao couldn't stand it anymore: "Don't you ask if Vice Squad Leader Yao is real?"
"Then can there be fakes?" Xu Tianrui said, "The first day I met Brother Yao, I thought he was a person who could do such a thing. Think about what the returnees did to him? You will suffer it if you change it." ?”
In Yao Yu's eyes, Kang Meng is gone, and Xu Tianrui is on his way.
Xu Tianrui, as a science man who is partial to the center of the earth, is intoxicated in the poems he sang impromptuly, and has not noticed Yao Yu's gradually rising murderous intentions.
He was thinking about adding six lines to make up a seven-character verse, when he saw someone coming in through the back door.
Yao Yu picked up the phone amidst the noise, trying to smash it on Kang Meng's forehead.
The grandson took advantage of the human wall to shrink behind Su Shanyang, and mouthed to Yao Yu: "It's not me."
Didn't your "reporting Yi Yi for driving without a license" become "Blowing Yi Yi's tire"?
Didn't your whole class know that Yao Yu was the one with the flat tire?
And how should he explain it?
I didn't blow him up but just reported him?
I, Thomas, just want to blow your head off right now.
The hand holding the mobile phone became tighter and tighter, and he only waited for the crowd to disperse to commit the crime on the spot.
The crowd seemed to sense something, and the sound wave diminished at the speed of a cliff.
By the way, a road was broken.
Xu Tianrui was choked by Yi Yi's appearance, and he lost his voice dryly.
What was he doing just now?What did he just say?How much have the overseas returnees heard?
Fortunately, the returnee boss didn't pay attention to him, and went straight to the instigator of the flat tire, and stretched out a hand under the attention of everyone: "Give me the phone."
Yao Yu didn't expect him to come so quickly, he froze for a moment, and handed over the phone in his pocket a few seconds later.
Yi Yi looked down and said, "It's not this."
Yao Yu found out that he had just given him his own.
So he touched it again, and passed the other one in his pocket.
Yi Yi nodded and backed out.
The crowd waited: "???"
!!!
The overseas returnee actually robbed Brother Yao's cell phone!He also knew that he brought the cheap one as cover and knocked out the expensive one!
It's over!These two people will never get better in this life!
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