The black fan of death has become popular [Rebirth]

Bai Yuqi never thought in his life that he would ride in the same car as Yu Xiaoyan.

Or the kind of legs next to legs!

There was a small cardboard box in Yu Xiaoyan's arms, inside the cardboard box were a lot of tools, and in the pile of tools was the modified small chainsaw.

Time is tight and tasks are heavy, Yu Xiaoyan is still working on the way to Bai's house.

As a result, when I showed it to Bai Yuqi, the handle of the small chainsaw was a little loose, and the two of them watched as a small part of the handle came loose, and then fell all the way...to the ground.

Bai Yuqi: "..."

It really is a technological waste!

Yu Xiaoyan: "..."

Unwilling to admit defeat, Yu Xiaoyan picked up the parts (faces) (skins) that fell on the ground, and was still working on them when he returned to the car.

Bai Yuqi didn't even bother to complain, anyway, he wouldn't touch the things he touched.

It's rubbish anyway, I don't care if it will be more rubbish.

Although the two are close, their hearts are thousands of miles apart.

Bai Yuqi chatted for a while, and took out his mobile phone to chat with Lele.

- Lele: [You haven't made an emoticon package for a long time, if you continue like this, you will be expelled from black membership!pick nose jpg.]

-Qiqi: [You know what a fart, I want to brew a big one. ]

He can see the righteous master every day, how can such a child as making an emoji pack satisfy him.

He must find an opportunity for this stupid fish head to show his feet, and take the opportunity to reveal a shocking black story.

-Lele: [Come on, you, hurry up and make an emoticon pack, I'm still waiting to use it. ]

-Qiqi: [Okay, I'll give you tonight. ]

- Lele: [By the way, you didn't pick up the trick last time, what are you going to do now?I have a p picture job here, you try it? ]

-Qiqi: [No need, I found a job again. ]

- Lele: [That's fine. ]

- Lele: [Sure enough, everyone is different. I heard that your male god crew has found someone else to play Mei Lan, and there has been a lot of trouble.They all have the same name, why is there such a big gap? ]

- Qi Qi: […]

- Qi Qi: [I thank you. ]

Although the two have known each other for a long time, Bai Yuqi has never told Lele about himself, and Lele only knows that he is playing tricks.

On the one hand, it is inconvenient, and on the other hand, Lele knows a lot, in case my buff affects him...

When Bai Yuqi thought of this, he forced himself to brake, he couldn't think too much, and he couldn't recall the unpleasantness that he had finally forgotten.

Bai Yuqi shook his head slightly, not letting himself think about the messy things before.

After quitting the chat with Lele, the production crew happened to notify in the group that the actors had basically been set, and they had to adjust their time to prepare for the makeup trial next week. If it didn't fit, they had to change it quickly, so as not to delay the auspicious day of the mid-term start-up.

Fu Hua's assistant added Bai Yuqi's WeChat and asked him if he had time to try on makeup in three days.

Bai Yuqi said he could do it anytime.

Looking at the form sent by the assistant, Bai Yuqi looked at his name on it, and secretly took a screenshot as a souvenir.

Posted a post with another trumpet: [A new beginning. ] Attached is a coded picture.

This trumpet does not follow anyone or have any fans, and no one will see his Weibo, so he uses this as his diary.

After taking a shower at night, Bai Yuqi sat at the desk and used Yu Xiaoyan's computer to make an emoticon about Yu Xiaoyan.

But, why do you feel that you are so inhuman?

The guilty Bai Yuqi originally wanted to talk to Yu Xiaoyan about the divorce at dinner, but who knew that stupid fish head could not get out of his studio when he came back, and asked the housekeeper if he was still repairing his oil (face) ) saw (hide).

He also tested the housekeeper before, and the housekeeper said that his marriage contract with Yu Xiaoyan was made 20 years ago, and that the mistress of the Bai family, Bai Yuqi's mother, Wen Wan, had a very good relationship with Yu Xiaoyan's mother, Ai Qin.

The Yu couple had a car accident in their early years. Yu Bin died on the spot to save his wife, and Ai Qin was sent to the emergency room. At that time, Yu Xiaoyan was only eight years old.

After Ai Qin was pushed from the emergency room to the ICU, she wrote a suicide note, which mentioned the marriage contract.

Bai Yuqi: "..."

This shit sounds like a very difficult solution.

Bai Yuqi stopped thinking about divorce, there is no rush for this matter, he has to take his time and plan for the long term.

It's best to let the stupid fish head hate him, fear him, and fear him like countless people before him. Wouldn't it be logical to divorce him then?

What's more, he has his own buff, so it's too difficult for others to really like him.

Disgust is easy.

……

Adhering to the idea of ​​being hated by Yu Xiaoyan, Bai Yuqi turned on the computer cheekily.

It sounds very inhuman to use the rightful owner's things to do the rightful owner's bad deeds.

The master bedroom next to Bai Yuqi is Yu Xiaoyan's small studio, and Yu Xiaoyan is outside the video phone chatting with the person opposite, while tinkering with the small chainsaw.

The nice male voice on the phone yawned, and said lazily, "Remember to come over the day after tomorrow. If you don't want people to know about you and your child, don't come together at the end."

When Yu Xiaoyan heard him talking about his own child, he couldn't help showing warmth in his eyes: "Yes."

The handsome guy on the opposite side couldn't bear the heavy drowsiness anymore, so he lifted the quilt and lay down in it: "Can you please stop messing with your crap and show me the script carefully?"

Is it important to coax his children or the movie?

"I know it in my heart." Yu Xiaoyan distractedly glanced at the dark picture with the lights turned off, and casually threw a bomb/popped out: "He will be back next month."

On the opposite side, Qu Yuchen sat up awkwardly, and his face that was still sleepy just now woke up instantly: "What did you say?"

"He...he's coming back?"

"Well, hang up."

Yu Xiaoyan hung up the phone quickly, not caring at all about Qu Yuchen who was on the opposite side, who couldn't fall asleep all night because of his words.

Yu Xiaoyan finished fiddling with the oil (face) and saw (skin) in his hand, inspected everything in detail twice, found a particularly delicate box to put it in, and solemnly tied a cute ugly one with a ribbon on the outside of the box. Ugly cute bow.

Holding the box in his hand, he took off his shoes and walked out barefoot, afraid of the sound of footsteps when he put on his shoes.

Standing in the bedroom where Bai Yuqi was, Yu Xiaoyan knocked lightly on the door, turned the handle and it was really unlocked.

The door was pushed open, and the passionate and powerful music inside reached Yu Xiaoyan's ears.

Yu Xiaoyan: "..."

At night, his little wife is really energetic.

Bai Yuqi was shaking his legs and head passionately to the music, and he was still rapping along with his mouth, his eyes were on the monitor, his left hand was resting on the keyboard, and his right hand was holding the mouse.

The technique of editing p-pictures is extremely skillful, and a lollipop that I don't know where to grab is stuffed in the cheek.

The ashtray next to the mouse has been lightly covered with ash, and the cigarette box on one side has been empty. It seems that there is no cigarettes to eat and only lollipops are addicted to it.

Yu Xiaoyan gently placed the box at the corner outside the house, poked his neck and looked inside to see what he was doing.

The desk of Bai Yuqi's bedroom was facing the window, and behind it was the door of the bedroom. When Yu Xiaoyan looked inside, he saw a few pictures of him on the huge monitor.

Yu Xiaoyan's good eyesight made people jealous, and he shrank back after one glance.

He tiptoedly closed the door, leaning against the door himself, clutching his chest that was constantly agitated by the huge impact just now.

He lowered his head and let the warm yellow light hit the top of his head. The shadow covered half of his handsome face, but where the light took care of, he silently smiled happily.

His little wife seemed to really have him in her heart.

It must be because of the embarrassment during the day, so I secretly looked at him in the middle of the night.

Yu Xiaoyan slipped back to her bedroom, came out again with her mobile phone in hand, took a picture of Bai Yuqi's closed door and posted it in the group.

- Alley: [? ]

- Am I easy? I: [Why are you so nervous? ]

-L: [Intuition tells me, don't ask. ]

- silt: [inside this door]

- Alley: [? ]

- I am easy? I: [What? ]

-L: [what? ]

The appetites of the three fathers were all whetted.

- silt: [the child is holding a computer and looking at my photos]

- Alley: [Roll]

- am i easy me : [roll]

-L: [roll]

In the next second, Yu Xiaoyan was removed from the group chat.

"This is jealousy." Yu Xiaoyan whispered before going back to sleep.

Bai Yuqi handed in the emoticon package, temporarily keeping his black status as a stupid fish head.

Three days passed like a gust of wind, and it was time for Bai Yuqi to try on makeup.

The day before, I was afraid that my edema would affect the effect of makeup, so I didn’t eat much. In the morning, the kitchen made several breakfasts, and a group of people waited eagerly for Bai Yuqi. The housekeeper also said that the makeup test was very troublesome, so I still need to eat some .

Bai Yuqi was stared at by a dozen pairs of eyes, and obediently took a few mouthfuls.

Walking to the door, the butler took the snacks packed in the kitchen and asked him to eat some more when he was hungry.

Bai Yuqi looked at the dim sum box about twenty books high: "..."

This intention is heavy.

Bai Yuqi took the box, just as Yu Xiaoyan came down after taking a shower.

No matter how much he doesn't like stupid fish head and lives in someone's house, Bai Yuqi still greets him: "I... have something to do, I guess I won't be back until very late."

Yu Xiaoyan nodded: "Well, go. Let Uncle Zhang take you there."

Bai Yuqi: "???"

This person is so kind?

But time waited for no one, Bai Yuqi was afraid that the male god would wait for him if he was late for the bus, so he followed Uncle Zhang by car and left.

When he arrived, the studio was already in a mess, with a bunch of people on the left and right, each with their own work to do, and the service assistant took away Bai Yuqi who was standing by and didn't know where to go.

"You came quite early, the dressing room on the far left is still unused, you change your clothes first, and then we put on your makeup."

The assistant pushed open the door and asked him to wait while she went to find clothes.

Just as Bai Yuqi put down the snack box, the assistant hurriedly stuffed the clothes into his arms, and pushed people to try on makeup.

After he changed his clothes and put on his makeup, the little food he ate in his stomach in the morning was gone. No wonder the housekeeper asked him to eat more.

A young brother came outside and asked the actors if they had put on their makeup, and Director Qu wanted to see them one by one.

The little assistant who was waiting outside for Bai Yuqi to put on makeup replied with a smile, "It's almost ready. I just took a look at it, and little brother Mei Lan looks good!"

The makeup artist who put on Bai Yuqi's makeup held a small brush and applied some light lipstick on him at close range. While applying the makeup, he asked him how his skin was maintained. There were no impurities and pores, and the skin of a baby was just like this.

"Originally, you can play without makeup. If ordinary TVs don't change so slowly, but the makeup required by the movie is very thin, I still have to make it thinner for you."

"Well, I'm sorry to trouble you." Bai Yuqi smiled slightly.

Fortunately, once it comes to acting, his buffs are basically turned off, and he has the courage to make people feel bad.

When the make-up was finished, Bai Yuqi opened his eyes and looked at himself in the mirror, stunned.

Because of the background of the wasteland, his face has been roughened a bit, his slightly long short hair has become a short cut, his fair skin has become wheat-colored, and he has a small tattoo behind his ear.

The most important thing is his eye makeup. A slender eyeliner outlines his slightly raised eye ends. Coupled with light red eye shadow, the originally cute and fresh facial features become a little evil.

If you use a small assistant, you can tell at a glance that it is not a decent character.

The makeup artist is quite satisfied, this is Mei Lan in her mind.

Using an evil appearance to cover up the innocence under his skin, he is both good and evil, walking in two ways.

After listening to the rainbow farts between the makeup artist and the assistant, Bai Yuqi followed the assistant out.

The little assistant also said that the lead actor is also here, and Qu Yuchen acted very uniquely, keeping the lead actor a secret internally: "I don't know which teacher is going to play Huo Zhu."

"You don't know either?"

"That's right, Director Qu wants to show off..."

"But we'll find out later."

Bai Yuqi had just walked into the room where the director was, and there was a man who had put on makeup standing with his back to the door, chatting with Qu Yuchen in a few words.

Qu Yuchen saw people first with his sharp eyes, and raised his brows: "Hey, our Mei Lan is here."

The standing people also turned their heads to look at the sound, their eyes met, and Bai Yuqi's pupils trembled.

Bai Yuqi: "???"

This is so...

Where is God?

It's better to hang him to death.

The author has something to say: The last sentence comes from Teacher Yu Hua's "Shouting in the Drizzle". The original sentence is: God, hang yourself, fuck me.

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