The black fan of death has become popular [Rebirth]

Yu Xiaoyan took out a handkerchief from his pocket and handed it to Bai Yuqi: "Why are you sweating so much? Is it hot?"

Bai Yuqi shook his head frantically, leaning his back against the door and taking small steps to the right: "What are we... going to do later?"

Yu Xiaoyan didn't understand what Bai Yuqi was doing by moving to the right all the time, seeing his little wife kept looking at him, he thought he was trying to play a game with him.

So, Bai Yuqi moved to the right, and Yu Xiaoyan also moved, very synchronized, like a shadow.

"I'll take you somewhere later."

Bai Yuqi: "..."

This is so different from not saying a fart!

After Yu Xiaoyan finished speaking, seeing that he was not in a hurry to find something, he lowered his head and patrolled around his little wife. Bai Yuqi should have found his bedroll.He was wearing big green underpants that had been washed until they faded, a slightly yellowed long-sleeved T-shirt on top, and little yellow duck flip-flops on his feet.

Didn't wear the SpongeBob SquarePants he bought.

"If you're not in a hurry to find something, let's go first after changing clothes?" Yu Xiaoyan glanced at his watch, the time was almost up.

Bai Yuqi asked if he must go, Yu Xiaoyan was very serious and said he must go.

It's weird inside and out.

Bai Yuqi wanted to refuse at first, but then he thought, if it was a very important occasion for Stupid Yutou, if he clings to him and makes him make a fool of himself on such an occasion, that scene will be absolutely wonderful.

"Okay, I'll go. Wait for me to change."

Bai Yuqi went back to the bedroom to change clothes, while Yu Xiaoyan called the butler, picked up the tablet that the butler sent over, deleted the option of SpongeBob SquarePants, and chose Kadada Duck.

The butler looked at the Kadada duck on the tablet, with a troubled expression on his face: "Sir, madam..."

"Ok?"

"I mean ma'am, if he doesn't like...SpongeBob SquarePants, he may not like this, you..."

"It's exactly the same as the one on his shoe." Yu Xiaoyan said with a determined face, no refutation allowed.

The housekeeper risked his life and said, "From this form and origin, no..."

"They're all yellow, they're all ducks, what's the difference?"

housekeeper:"……"

All right, you have the final say.

Yu Xiaoyan looked at the back of the housekeeper who was going to order to prepare the kada duck series supplies for the little wife, and a winner's smile appeared on his face.

Bai Yuqi sat on the co-pilot of the Daben, looking at the increasingly empty road, the panic balloon in his heart was getting bigger and bigger.Stupid fish head wouldn't really want to kill him, would he?

Come to kill and throw the body?

Bai Yuqi's calf was a little soft, and the urge to urinate between his legs was forced back by the ever-increasing speed.

This is the first time he is in a car driven by Yu Xiaoyan himself, even if he is in a hurry to reincarnate, don't pull him, he was reborn after a long time, okay?

Yu Xiaoyan glanced at him attentively, and turned on the car tablet to play songs for him: "There are some good songs on this car. What do you like to listen to? Here are "Gun Smoke" and "Mie Trace"..."

Bai Yuqi: "..."

Are there any theme songs and episodes in your drama?

Dad doesn't really want to hear that! ! !

"I think listening can cleanse people's souls. The lyrics are simple, the style of music is harmonious, and people want to listen to good things." Bai Yuqi raised his legs and planned to be self-willed before he died.

Yu Xiaoyan's eyes lit up: "For example?"

Bai Yuqi connected to the bluetooth while Yu Xiaoyan was speaking, and immediately clicked play when he heard him speak.

A section of flute solo came melodiously at the beginning, followed by a section of words: Namo Amitabaya, Dagadagaya, Dayada Amitabha Monument, Amitabha Xizangpana Monument...

When Yu Xiaoyan heard this, the anticipation on his face froze for a moment. Bai Yuqi captured that moment sensitively, and the villain in his heart laughed madly looking for his lost head on the ground.

"Does it sound good?" Bai Yuqi asked intentionally.

Yu Xiaoyan nodded: "It sounds good." After finishing speaking, he continued to boast: "The whole journey seems to be coated with a layer of golden light, and the Buddha's light shines everywhere. We can be safe and sound all the way."

His little wife was really thoughtful.

Bai Yuqi: "..."

duck doesn't have to.

The car drove smoothly all the way, accompanied by the songs of the Buddha's light, Bai Yuqi felt that he could become a Buddha in no time if he did it twice!I don't know whether to torture the stupid fish head or to torture himself!

When he arrived at the destination, Bai Yuqi didn't panic at all. He felt a sense of relief when he stepped on the ground. After the Buddha's teaching, he was not afraid of anything.

Bai Yuqi was a little dazed looking at the green grass in front of him. There was only a cobblestone path where only two people could walk side by side. Behind him were tall and thick trees or a sculpture that occasionally spit out water.

With question marks on his forehead, Bai Yuqi was ready to see what stupid Yutou was doing, and he was still holding the sunglasses that Yu Xiaoyan gave him after getting off the car.

Yu Xiaoyan was empty-handed, wearing a pair of sunglasses and looking up at the sky, as if looking for something.

Bai Yuqi felt that if this person changed his clothes, there would be two tripods in front of his eyes, which would be a picture of shooting a poster.

Seeing that the stupid fish head was looking seriously, he quietly moved back, and then sat down on the grass... bouncing up again like playing on a trampoline, and stretched out his hand to rub his butt with a groan.

"Nimma, it's so prickly." This lawn actually pricked his ass!

Not as good as fake!

Bad review!

Moreover, the lawn should have just been sprayed with water, the grass roots are all wet, and Bai Yuqi sat down on his buttocks, leaving two oval wet marks on his pants.

Yu Xiaoyan rushed over, and Bai Yuqi was turning his back to him, twisting himself into a twist and poking his neck to see the marks on his buttocks, he followed his little wife's line of sight——

The outer circle, which is a few degrees darker than Yahuang, sits obediently on the trousers, and you can see how Q-bouncing the buttocks wrapped in the Yahuang pants are.

puff.

Yu Xiaoyan couldn't hold back.

In the next second, he received Bai Yuqi's death sight.

Bai Yuqi: "!!!"

He might as well pull out a few weeds and hang himself on a tree branch!

Yu Xiaoyan was not at all afraid of his young wife's glaring gaze, and took two more glances before taking off his coat, approaching him and wrapping it around his waist.

Bai Yuqi: "!!!!"

He has never been used to people approaching him, especially so close.

For a moment, Bai Yuqi didn't know where to put his hands, he blinked desperately to keep himself calm.

I was thinking in my heart that he would be unlucky if he approached me, it would definitely be unlucky!

Yu Xiaoyan looked at his little wife's slender waist that could be grasped with both hands, lowered her dark green eyes, and concentrated on competing with the two sleeves, ignoring the slender waist and hips outlined in her mind.

One of the two's ears turned red, and Yu Xiaoyan, who had tied up his clothes, quickly backed away, looking for something to divert his attention from.

At this moment, Bai Yuqi had already begun to fantasize that after Yu Xiaoyan got close to him, the buff would start to work, and the stupid fish head would be unlucky all the time, and he could look at him with akimbo and toes proudly.

A small black dot appeared in Yu Xiaoyan's free peripheral vision, and the small black dot gradually became larger, and behind the small black dot were several slender small black dots.

"Is this... coming?" Yu Xiaoyan was also a little puzzled, and looked towards the sky where not even a cloud was floating, and the little black spot gradually transformed into a figure running towards them quickly.

Bai Yuqi was attracted by the little black dot in front, and hid behind the stupid fish's head and poked his neck forward curiously.

In the gradually clear figure, he saw a face that he could often see on the TV, with bruised pupils.

Yu Xiaoyan looked at the old man in front of him with a smile in his eyes. He was wearing a professional rider uniform, a helmet and goggles, black gloves on his hands, and wrist and knee pads on his limbs. He climbed the slope at an unabated speed.

The riders behind were fully equipped and controlled their speed to follow behind the old man.

Bai Yuqi: "?!"

What exactly is this scene?

Bai Yuqi was shocked, his whole body was nailed to the spot, he couldn't hear what Yu Xiaoyan said, and he couldn't see anyone else, he watched the old man Yu pedaling his bicycle and saw them slowly slowing down.

"Grandpa is here." Yu Xiaoyan went back to the car and brought a bag of things and stood beside Bai Yuqi.

The leading car stopped slowly, and the car behind it also stopped. Yu Xiaoyan stepped forward to protect the man with his things, and whispered, people at such an age are still so willful.

The old man Yu was obediently being talked about, he stared at Yu Xiaoyan several times with his mouth drooping, and he justified himself aggrievedly in a low voice: "My granddaughter-in-law is here, you should save face for me."

Bai Yuqi was still in shock, when he regained consciousness and wanted to slip away, the old man had already taken off his hat and glasses and stood in front of him holding a water bottle: "It really is my granddaughter-in-law, she is so handsome."

Yu Xiaoyan smiled as if he was the one who praised him, and whispered to Bai Yuqi who was still stiff, "Yuqi, this is grandpa."

Bai Yuqi seemed to be a poor student who was suddenly cueed, so he reflexively said, "Yuqi, I'm grandpa... No, grandpa, I'm Bai Yuqi."

Bai Yuqi spoke in a confused manner, causing Yutong to laugh out loud, and the silver strands on his head fluttered in the wind along with his trembling body.

Listening to the old man's angry laughter, if he hadn't seen the old man's white hair, he would definitely not look like a 70-year-old.

Yu Xiaoyan was already asking if the old man had agreed to come here by glider or hot air balloon?Why did you switch to riding a bicycle again?

Yutong tugged on Bai Yuqi's wrist, looked at Bai Yuqi with full eyes, and forcibly made Bai Yuqi's ears turn red.

"Ask me, why do you ask so many questions, I can't come back by bike?" Yu Tong now sees Yu Xiaoyan, and completely regards him as a stumbling block in the way of cultivating a relationship with his grandson-in-law.

"Qiqi..." The old man grabbed Bai Yuqi's wrist and liked it more and more, "The little bastard didn't bully you, did he?"

"If you bully you, tell grandpa, grandpa will beat him up for you."

The corners of Bai Yuqi's mouth twitched, trying to twitch his wrist but he couldn't do so, he shook his head and smirked, "No, he didn't bully me."

"That's fine."

"Have you recovered from your arthritis? Will you ride a bicycle after you finish eating your calcium tablets?"

Yu Xiaoyan fell behind the two of them, angrily brushing his sense of presence unwillingly. Seeing that the two were chatting happily, no one paid any attention to him, so he had to ask the assistants behind for the driving device.

After a search, the problem was discovered. The old man actually rode all the way from the customs, and it took two weeks.

It's okay for the old man to be self-willed, and he even rode over with his assistants, doctors, and nutritionists. He was having fun, but he tossed this group of young people a lot.

The assistant next to the old man saw Yu Xiaoyan's face was not good-looking, and he laughed at himself, saying that they usually sit in the office and neglect to exercise, but they are not as healthy as the old man who has been running around all over the world all year round. It's a good exercise, not to mention that there is an instrument measuring the heart rate at any time, and it will stop if there is any discomfort.

Bai Yuqi, who was dealing with the old man in front of him, listened distractedly and almost knelt down. The old man's physical strength is really insane!

In the car, the old man wanted to sit in the front, instead of sitting in the car driven by Yu Xiaoyan, he directly drove the two of them to the back seat.

The two sat up helplessly. Just as Bai Yuqi closed the door, the old man turned his head to look at the two of them and said, "You two are so far away because I'm afraid that the old man will see you?"

"Sit closer."

Yu Xiaoyan didn't want to move at first, but after looking at the old man for a long time, he was defeated and resigned to his fate, leaning towards Bai Yuqi.

"Is the seam in the middle going to raise fish?"

Yu Xiaoyan moved further.

"This distance looks like the Yarlung Zangbo Grand Canyon." The old man said with disgust.

"Grandpa!" Yu Xiaoyan pulled his face and tried to resist.

The old man made the shape of holding a heart with his hands, and he yelled, "Oh, my heart hurts. I just came back, and you started to get mad at me!"

Yu Xiaoyan: "..."

Bai Yuqi: "..."

The old man's acting skills are quite good.

Bai Yuqi also resignedly moved towards the stupid fish head, and now the two of them leaned against each other, their arms, legs, and so on.

The old man Yu touched his chest and said: "The road is swaying, Xiao Yan, you don't put your arms around your wife, what should you do if you knock her down?"

Yu Xiaoyan simply hugged Bai Yuqi tightly with both hands, and stretched a long leg across to wrap him in his arms. Bai Yuqi's head was buried in his chest unrequitedly. Turn your head away.

"That's what it sounds like."

Bai Yuqi: "..."

Yu Xiaoyan: "..."

The author has something to say: Divorce Diary No.14 of a certain Bai:

What kind of fairy grandpa is here!

Old swan, take me now!