The black fan of death has become popular [Rebirth]

Bai Yuqi, who was directly pushed into Yu Xiaoyan's bedroom by the old man, leaned against the door helplessly and didn't even know how to move his feet.

Why did he roll to the master bedroom when his heart softened? !

The master bedroom is quite big, almost twice the size of Bai Yuqi's previous room, except that there is a bathroom at the entrance, and there is only the big bed that five people can sleep sideways without any problem.

Several layers of curtains were drawn tightly, not a ray of light could come through, and naturally he couldn't see Yu Xiaoyan's sleeping face clearly.

Bai Yuqi scratched his head and felt that he was standing at the door like a door god, so he walked a few more steps in. In order to see his face clearly, he went directly to the bedside.

Bai Yuqi: "..."

Yeah, it's kind of weird.

Yu Xiaoyan opened his eyes and saw a person standing on the head of the bed, still staring at him motionless, would he be frightened and run to the underworld?

Thinking of taking care of Yu Xiaoyan's sweetheart, Bai Yuqi sat directly on the carpet. The carpet was soft and warm, and it was very comfortable to sit on.

After sitting for a few minutes, he yawned more than a dozen times. If he continued like this, he would definitely fall asleep, and he would not be able to do what he promised grandpa.

Bai Yuqi made sure that Yu Xiaoyan was still sleeping soundly, so he stood up and walked towards the desk in front of the master bedroom in the dark, the carpet in the bedroom made no sound, and he didn't have to take off his shoes.

After fumbling around on the desk for a long time, Bai Yuqi stood in front of the desk with a bright smile on his face, and uncapped the pen in his hand.

Then he tiptoed to Yu Xiaoyan's bedside, and slammed the evil pen on the perfectly handsome face of Stupid Yutou.

Because the bedroom was too dark, Bai Yuqi used several layers of toilet paper to cover the light of the mobile phone flashlight, and began to draw with the weak light of the mobile phone flashlight that would not wake people up.

"Draw a dragon on the left, turn a circle on the right, and then there will be poop in the middle, what's below..." Bai Yuqi paused when he drew under the tip of his nose, thought for a while and continued to draw, whispering, "It's just old bastard. "

……

Seeing that Yu Xiaoyan's white and clean face was covered with black strokes and patterns at this moment, Bai Yuqi covered his mouth and laughed like a goat.

After finishing the drawing, Bai Yuqi carefully returned the pen and folded it back again. He folded it halfway before remembering why he came to his bedroom.

Obviously, I agreed to Grandpa because I felt a little sad in my heart. Why can't I help but want to make trouble with him when I see him?

I am worthy of being a black fan.

Bai Yuqi consolidated his status as a black fan in his heart, took out his mobile phone and secretly took many black photos of stupid fish heads.

If this photo gets out, Stupid Fish Head will definitely die!

Unable to just show off his trump card casually, Bai Yuqi put a code lock on the album.

Bai Yuqi, who was already too sleepy, sat on the ground, lying on the edge of the bed with both hands, pillowed on a corner of the quilt, and gradually closed his eyelids...

Sensing someone pushing him, Bai Yuqi closed his eyes to dismiss the annoying harassment, and complained in a low voice: "Don't... make noise..."

Yu Xiaoyan rolled over and rubbed against the quilt before opening his eyes. When he opened his eyes, he saw an arm of unknown origin, which made Xiao Xiaoyan go limp in his fright.

After doing a sit-up, he saw Bai Yuqi who was sleeping on his back. The edge of the bed was not high and his arms were able to swing over him.

Yu Xiaoyan didn't care to think about what this person was doing in his bedroom, so he jumped down and tried to wake him up, trying to get him to go to bed and sleep.

Bai Yuqi didn't wake up, his body was as soft as an earthworm, Yu Xiaoyan picked up his upper body, and the lower body slid out of his arms.

Fortunately, the earthworms were awakened by such a big movement, and when they opened their eyes, they saw an enlarged version of the stupid fish head with ingredients.

The crooked dragon is similar to a caterpillar, and the shape of the poop on the forehead looks very unhealthy. The funniest thing is the bastard below. If Bai Yuqi didn't draw it himself, no one would be able to tell that it is a turtle.

"Pfft." Bai Yuqi couldn't hold back, he lowered his head and didn't dare to take a second look, he lowered his head and laughed so hard that he almost twitched.

Yu Xiaoyan looked at his twitching shoulders with his head bowed, thinking that he had woken up his little wife, who was so unhappy that she fell asleep.

"Yu Qi, don't cry, let me continue to sleep with you, okay?"

Bai Yuqi: "?"

Who is crying?

Bai Yu raised his head with the question marks on his head, saw the colorful face of the stupid fish head again, and burst out laughing with snot bubbles.

"Crack", the snot bubble shattered in the air in the sight of the two of them.

Bai Yuqi: "..."

Yu Xiaoyan: "..."

Yu Xiaoyan didn't even see Bai Yuqi's movements clearly, but felt an afterimage fly by, and his little wife who was as big as his eyes disappeared.

The old man who got up early and was about to go for a walk in circles had just come out when he felt a gust of wind passing by. He followed the direction of the wind and watched the door of the side sleeper being opened and quickly closed again.

Yu Xiaoyan also chased after him, only saw the closed bedroom door, and turned to look at the old man.

Seeing the excitement on Yu Xiaoyan's face, Mr. Yu turned his head and blushed while suppressing a smile.

These two kids can really play.

Seeing that the old man was unwilling to look at him, Yu Xiaoyan even thought that he had offended his little wife, so he went downstairs to order the housekeeper to work without even washing his face. Cue the wonderfulness on his face.

It wasn't until Qu Yuchen made a video call to inform him that he would start joining the group this weekend, that he had basically passed through the post-production concept group, and he was about to start preparing for the official shooting.

Seeing Yu Xiaoyan's face, Qu Yuchen suppressed a smile and took screenshots of countless pictures before asking, "Are you playing any games with your children?"

Yu Xiaoyan: "No."

Qu Yuchen shook his head tut tut: "I'm not Rong Yi and the others." It won't be sour, okay?

Yu Xiaoyan was serious: "No."

It's all irritating, what games are you playing.

Qu Yuchen chatted with his mobile phone while walking to his cloakroom, which was bigger than the living room, and began to pick out clothes: "Remember to bring the children over on weekends. It's his first time shooting this kind of film, so he can get used to it earlier."

Yu Xiaoyan nodded: "Understood."

Qu Yuchen took out a shirt and looked at it, and changed into a blue one when he was dissatisfied: "I'm good-tempered enough to your children, so you don't have anything to repay me?"

Yu Xiaoyan knew what this person was thinking, the problem was that he couldn't say it or he couldn't say it: "I really don't know."

"I don't know? You might as well just say that you don't want to." Qu Yuchen threw away the shirt in his hand, and looked at Yu Xiaoyan: "You have to tell me about him. I will help you with the male third of Director Lin's "Maze" The kid got it."

Yu Xiaoyan raised his eyebrows: "Bribe me?"

"It's just a deal."

"No need." Yu Xiaoyan refused.

Qu Yuchen smiled and asked him if he was sure.

Yu Xiaoyan nodded: "He can get it by his own ability."

Qu Yuchen smiled meaningfully: "You really trust him."

Yu Xiaoyan: "You will believe him too."

Believe in him, you can reach the highest peak with your own ability.

Qu Yuchen: "Then I'll wait."

Yu Xiaoyan hung up the phone before going back to take a shower, and seeing the excitement on her face, she realized where everyone was weird all morning.

They avoided him one by one, thinking it was because they were in a bad mood and they didn't dare to approach him, but they didn't expect it was thanks to their little wife.

"The painting is... quite cute." Yu Xiaoyan looked at the tortoise and poo, showing a hint of a smile.

Bai Yuqi hid in the bedroom, and after reciting his lines for a while, Xianyu collapsed on the sofa, hitting his shiny brain with the script.

He is really capable of interpreting what it means to steal chickens without losing money.

Paralyzed for a while, Bai Yuqi, who had nothing to love, continued to recite his lines.

Yu Xiaoyan, who was next to his bedroom, was sitting on the sofa, holding his mobile phone and turning on the camera, regardless of the angle of light and composition, and taking pictures in a second and posting them in the group of his sons.

- silt daddy: [picture]

- am i easy? me: ugly

- Lane: Why are you back again?

-L: so ugly, get out of here

- silt dad: very cute

-Am I easy? It's the first time Dad knows son, you are so narcissistic! !

- Xiangzi: I'm so ugly

-L: It's even uglier when I open it, my eyes

-Papa Yu: Obviously the drawing is very cute!

- Am I easy? Me: Or ugly

- Xiangzi: The painting looks good, but you are ugly

-L: so ugly that I have to shut down the mic

Yu Xiaoyan was coaxed out by the ugliness on the screen, the brother saw Yu Xiaoyan silently for the third time, and the Aite people lined up in the group, but he kept silent no matter how much he howled.

-I'm easy? Me: Damn, the fish won't be really angry, right?

- alley: you two look at the date

-L: I go

- Am I easy? Me: Damn?

- Xiangzi: He actually came out this day?

The three of them grew up with Yu Xiaoyan, so they naturally knew the significance of today's day to Yu Xiaoyan. In previous years, Yu Xiaoyan would turn off his mobile phone and put himself in a place where no one could find him for a day.

As time went on, until this day, everyone tacitly agreed not to disturb him.

But who knows, why are you still in the mood to post a selfie this time?

- Am I easy? Me: It must be the influence of that kid.

- Alley: It's rare that the fish is not autistic, so make an appointment?

- Am I easy? Me: ?You're back?

- Alley: just came back

-L: Alley is back?I will decide that place

The brothers skipped work so happily, and drove to the house from different directions to arrest people.

When Bai Yuqi went out because he was too autistic at home, Yu Xiaoyan had already been taken away by the three of them.

The third brother originally wanted to see the kid, but Yu Xiaoyan couldn't get through to Bai Yuqi's phone number, and he didn't know where he had gone, so he had to ask the housekeeper to wait for him to bring him over, while he was carried away by the three of them.

On the second floor of an internet cafe in the urban area, behind the curved screen is a tender face of Bai Yuqi with a lollipop in his mouth, and there are snacks next to the mouse.

Bai Yuqi's eyes were big and round, his thin double eyelids lifted up from the slightly raised corners of his eyes, and his pink and elastic lips were seductively stained with icing sugar.

The right hand quickly clicked the mouse, and the left hand kept pressing the shortcut keys.

Sure enough, he was in a bad mood, only the black picture of stupid fish head could be happier.

Bai Yuqi was wearing earphones, which were filled with heavy metal rock music. He was so absorbed in his career in pornography that he couldn't hear the music playing over and over again in his trouser pocket.

……

"What is Bai Yuqi doing?" Qu Yuchen looked at the phone angrily and hung up again because no one answered it. He finally adjusted the schedule and wanted the concept team to build a model of Bai Yuqi. .Inspiration broke out, and by the way, I wanted to change the following script.

As a result, the kid didn't answer his phone.

Qu Yuchen called Yu Xiaoyan, but what he heard was a mechanical female voice.

"Bang." Qu Yuchen was so angry that he smashed his phone.

The little assistant in the corner was trembling, Director Qu must have had another nightmare last night, or could he be angry because of such a small matter?

"Where's Xiao Li? Just ask someone from Yu's family, I can't do it, I can't find them!" Uncle Qu Yuchen came, and he had to see this person.

Five minutes later, Qu Yuchen, who got the place where Yu Xiaoyan was drinking, picked up the motorcycle key and went out.

He straddled the car with his long legs, put on his helmet, glanced at the address, and then threw it to the assistant, who gave him a face of exhaust gas by the way.

Bai Yuqi sent the photo contentedly, and saw a lot of missed calls on the mobile phone and hurriedly dialed back, but the male god didn't answer.

After he walked out of the Internet cafe, he started to urinate, and was looking for public toilets all over the street. When he turned around, a black figure on a motorcycle passed by him.

That dress looks familiar...

It seems to be the one designed by the male god himself.

Bai Yuqi subconsciously chased after that figure, what's the hurry if the male god called him?

He chased people all the way to the most famous winery in Haicheng.

He stopped, put his hands on his knees and took a few breaths. When he looked up, he saw the man who had taken off his helmet rushing in.

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