The black fan of death has become popular [Rebirth]

Yu Xiaoyan, who had eaten breakfast, was picked up by his assistant to take business photos, and Bai Yuqi accompanied the old man out for a walk to refresh himself, and stopped by to look at those rare butterflies.

The old man came back and chatted with Bai Yuqi for a while before going to take a nap. Bai Yuqi went back to the bedroom with his cell phone and the script in his hands.

After a while, Bai Yuqi went out with his dog bag on his back.

About an hour and a half later, I went back to my bedroom with my stuffed bag and dog.

After dumping everything in the bag on the bed, Bai Yuqi borrowed a tablet from the butler, and there was another laptop next to it.

Put the tutorial on the tablet, and put the drawings in the notebook, a two-pronged approach.

He himself poked his phone in a daze, muttering, "Thirty centimeters... How long is thirty centimeters?"

Bai Yuqi, who couldn't find a ruler, simply guessed, laid out all the scissors, needlework, and cloth on the bed, and was squeezed to sit on the side of the bed.

Looking at the messy materials on the bed, Bai Yuqi frowned and scratched his head, feeling like he couldn't even read the tutorial.

Just, no way to start.

Bai Yuqi picked up the scissors with his left hand and the thread with his right, but put them down after finding that there was no connection between them.

……

Five minutes later, Bai Yuqi looked at the still messy things in front of him, his wrinkled tender face was so crowded that his eyes disappeared.

After 10 minutes, the few intact pieces of fabric became broken strips.

……

After one night, Bai Yuqi looked at the unknown product in front of him, angrily picked up the scissors and cut it off.

It's just so hard to catch the eye.

Bai Yuqi, who had never touched such a thing, fully realized the fact that he was handicapped.

Whether it was sunset or sunrise, the night lights on the side beds on the second floor of the manor were always on.

Bai Yuqi leaned on the bed and yawned, rubbed his sore eyes and looked at the No.13 finished product in his hand, and carefully put it on the bed.

Shaking his sore and numb arms, he squinted his eyes and lowered his head to pick out all kinds of threads and rags on his body.

The big bed that can sleep several adults is covered with rags and a small lump of cotton on the left and a large lump on the right.

Bai Yuqi moved his buttocks, feeling a little pain, and when he sat up, he realized that Nima had been pricked by a needle.

He just sat there all night!

"Ha~" Bai Yuqi couldn't help but yawned again, crystal clear saline dripped from the corners of his eyes.

It doesn't matter, no matter how ugly it is, it's done, finished, finished!

Bai Yuqi stood up, stretched and ran to take a shower, if he didn't take a shower, he might fall asleep directly.

Yu Xiaoyan came to knock on the door while he was brushing his hair, and asked while knocking, "Yu Qi? Are you awake?"

Yu Xiaoyan, who missed his wife eagerly, forgot that the door was thick, and the sound insulation effect was very good, even if he yelled out his throat, he couldn't hear it.

Yu Xiaoyan didn't call his little wife, but instead called the old man who had finished his walk.

"What are you doing on that door so early in the morning?"

Yu Xiaoyan was startled by this voice, so guilty that he didn't dare to look back: "Oh, I... let me see..."

"What are you looking at? Is your wife in there?"

"Hmm..." Yu Xiaoyan touched the bridge of his nose guiltily.

The old man: "?"

"Why does Qiqi sleep on his side? Did you two quarrel yesterday?"

"That's right! Qiqi eats upstairs in the afternoon!" The old man looked confident, he must be the one who made Qiqi angry!

"No." Yu Xiaoyan said with a guilty conscience, avoiding the old man's hawk-like gaze.

The old man snorted and gave him a look for him to understand.

Yu Xiaoyan made up a nonsense excuse for a long time: "Yesterday I came back late to take pictures, and Qiqi might have slept on his side..."

"You let Qiqi sleep on his side when you come back late? Why don't you sleep on the keyboard?" The old man squinted his eyes and said, as if Hugh was going to lie to him.

When Bai Yuqi opened the door and came out, he heard this sentence, and before he could speak, he heard the old man throw another bomb.

"Husbands and wives always quarrel at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed. Solve this matter properly today. If it's not good tomorrow, you will be fined to eat carrots for a week."

What Yu Xiaoyan hates the most is eating carrots, and the grandparents and grandson often got into fights because of this when they were young.

"Grandpa..." Yu Xiaoyan was completely helpless, Grandpa had already decided that he was the one who made his little wife angry.

"I'll check it!" The old man snorted and went back to change his clothes. He would go out to play golf with the old man later.

Bai Yuqi: "..."

He seems to have found the source of stupid Yutou's self-centeredness!

The people in Yu's family are all I don't want you to think, do I want me to think? !

Yu Xiaoyan turned his head and saw Bai Yuqi was constipated, and just about to speak, the little wife slammed the door shut.

Yu Xiaoyan: "..."

Why is he always the one who gets rejected everywhere at home? !

Bo Yuqi leaned against the door and stroked his frightened chest, counting the time and quietly opened a gap to see if the person left.

He was completely relieved when he saw that there was no one in the corridor. He walked to the middle of the bedroom and saw the rag doll in the center of the bed. His heartbeat that had just calmed down began to beat violently again.

Bo Yuqi walked over and moved the doll on the bed so that it faced him.

A pair of almond eyes meet a pair of black round eyes.

No matter how the almond eyes stare, the doll's round eyes still look innocent and cute.

To send or not to send, that is the question.

How to send it so that it doesn't look deliberate or pretentious without losing his face as a black fan is even more of a problem.

After a while, Bai Yuqi was defeated in the battle with the doll, picked up the winner and carried it in his arms and went out.

Walking with steps that his relatives did not recognize, Bai Yuqi walked to the side with a serious expression on his face.

Accidentally overtake.

After turning back, he stood at the door of the sleeping room, holding the doll by the waist with one hand, and knocking on the door with the other.

After knocking for a long time, I was warned by the passing housekeeper that I couldn't hear it inside.

After Bo Yuqi said to the door five times, "Don't be ashamed," he turned the doorknob.

Yu Xiaoyan was halfway through changing his clothes, when a gust of wind blew up from behind, and rolled in front of him.

A black shadow filled his eyes, and before Yu Xiaoyan could put on another kind of sleeve, something soft was stuffed into his bosom.

"Here you are!" Bai Yuqi said viciously, worse than a debtor.

Yu Xiaoyan looked down at the thing that was about to fall in his arms, and hurriedly picked it up with the arm he had put on.

"This is……"

Bai Yuqi was stunned by the question, and missed the best time to leave.

About to touch the sight of the stupid fish head, he suddenly lowered his head and stared at his toes, the bubble called courage in his heart burst with a bang.

If he had clairvoyant eyes, he might be able to see the hot steam coming out of his blood-soaked head.

With so many scenarios preset, he didn't prepare this answer.

Turned over here!

"Thank you..." Bai Yuqi opened his mouth, and his white ears turned red.

"Thank you!"

Yu Xiaoyan looked at his little wife, resisting the urge to rub his head, and lowered his head to hold the Q-version baby in his arms.

The little doll has three heads, the head is bigger than the body, and there is a small beret on it.

A pair of high-top lace-up black boots are wrapped under a black dress, and there are also medical equipment hanging around his waist.

The little doll's thread was a little thick and messy, and her clothes were a little short, but the eyebrows on her face were very similar to his.

——This is the role he got for the first actor, Wu Ming.

The clumsy method is particularly painful.

Yu Xiaoyan shook the doll in his hand, a smile flowed from the bottom of his heart to his eyes, he raised the brightest smile ever, and the fine lines around his eyes showed.

Bai Yuqi had never seen him smile like this before, this person usually puts on a cold and serious personality in acting and private interviews.

It's not like now, the two rows of silver teeth are shaking so that the eyes hurt.

The eyes of this stupid fish head are almost gone, is it so funny? !

"Yu Qi, it's so cute." After laughing, Yu Xiaoyan lowered his head and shook the doll in his hand, looking at the doll with loving eyes as if looking at his own son.

"Understood!" Bo Yuqi was so frightened by the stupid Yutou's smile, he turned around and left after roaring, like a drunk calf, Momo snorted from his nose and hoofed around.

After bumping into the standing night light, Duang held on to the lampshade, and ran away with limp steps.

Bai Yuqi ran back, threw his whole body on the bed, and buried him with a pillow.

Even if I close my eyes, the silly smiling face of Stupid Fish Head is still playing in my mind.

It was the first time someone smiled at him with such a contented smile.

It was also the first time he knew that he could bring happiness to others.

Bo Yuqi hugged the pillow with both hands and rubbed wildly on his hair. After rubbing for a long time, he covered his chest with one hand, but still couldn't hold back a smile.

Yu Xiaoyan was so happy that he couldn't sleep, he just typed the word "Qiqi" in the group of brothers and sent it out, but before he could say anything, he was kicked out of the group.

"..."

Yu Xiaoyan, who became more and more frustrated and courageous, finished chatting privately with the three stingy men one by one, and resolutely opened Weibo.

-[Yu Xiaoyan V: It's so cute. [Rub face]] Attached is a villain picture from the death perspective of a straight man.

A second later, the fish fans went crazy.

- Fish Wife: Brother?What is this? !You actually said it was cute! ! ! !

-Do Yu Fish posted today: Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, what I brushed!

-Yu'er swims in his heart: I don't care, Yuyu says cute is cute!

Although the black fans did not have the leadership of Bai Yuqi, they were also moved after hearing the news, directly attacking Yu Xiaoyan's hot chicken aesthetics, such ugly things can also be called cute, and they don't have to goug their eyes.

The loyal fans of black fans are fighting fiercely, and all the way to send the tag with #沉孝彬美术# to the hot search, some people start to speculate who is the Q version of Yuge, so that he can have such great power to make Yu Xiaoyan Tweet for it.

Let’s guess family members, fans, friends and so on. The marketing account took the opportunity to take the rhythm out of context and said that Yu Xiaoyan’s wife did it, and took the opportunity to blackmail him.

Fans are busy dispelling the rumors, Yu Xiaoyan is unlikely to get married, if he gets married, he will definitely tell the fans, even if the marriage is hidden, there must be something unspeakable.

Someone from the opposite family took the opportunity to end the scene, bringing the rhythm of Yu Xiaoyan's hidden marriage, and several hidden marriage tags were also on the hot search, and the topic of hidden marriage became more and more popular.

Until Qu Yuchen came out and liked and forwarded the comment: Did the kids at home make it?

Yu Xiaoyan replied in a good mood: Yes. [cute]

The comments quickly became popular, and fans of girlfriends and mothers were blowing rainbow farts, and by the way ridiculed that the rhythmic ones were stupid children with no brains.

-I love to eat fish heads: The children at home make them really cute, and the children must be very cute too!Some people's eyes are going to be wide open, it's made by children at home!What kind of wife is there!Rolling eyes jpg.

- Yu'er's wife: I'm here, his wife is here, but I haven't done it! (If Yuyu wants me to make ten in one night!

- Bubblegum Bubble Fish: If I had a wife, I would copy high math textbooks upside down!

……

Bai Yuqi was called by Lele Lianhuan to open Weibo, and when he clicked on it, he saw the comment on copying the book.

"..."

Girl, you don't have to.

Bai Yuqi clicked on the picture, and the impact almost caused him to smash his phone. The twisted and weird rag doll was turned into something from the underworld by his gray filter.

That's it?

Cute and fucking boastful?

The eyes of this group of people can really be donated.

After turning off the picture, Bai Yuqi commented, his expression gradually becoming old.

If these aunts and aunts know that he has obtained a certificate with Stupid Yutou...

It is estimated that the graveyard dancers can dance for 1000 years.

Divorce must be done quickly!

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