The black fan of death has become popular [Rebirth]

Bai Yuqi hadn't had a good night's sleep for a long time, got up from the bed, hungry.

Familiar with the surroundings, Bai Yuqi scratched his head that had become a chicken coop and got off the ground, stretched his waist and yawned and walked into the bathroom.

Standing under the shower and receiving the hot water, Bai Yuqi looked around, and his mind, which had been chaotic for a long time, finally returned to sobriety.

The arrangement of the bottles and jars clearly belonged to Stupid Fish Head's bedroom!

He didn't squat down yesterday, so...?

Bai Yuqi sighed, resigned himself to squatting on the ground, and reached out to draw circles on the wall tiles.

He has been chanting divorce slogans for so long, but the current progress bar not only does not move forward, but has regressed to the bottom of the ditch!

After Bai Yuqi finished washing, he saw that the emoticons printed out last night were neatly placed on the table, but the eldest son who was carried was missing.

He walked over and found that there was a small box pressed on it, and there was a note on it: [-]-day commemoration.

Bai Yuqi: "???"

The two of them...have known each other for a hundred days?

He didn't feel at all that time passed so quickly.

Bo Yuqi sighed, took the box and opened it unconsciously, Yu Xiaoyan tied the two kittens with a red string, and tied a dumbbell beside them.

"It's for your son to spend a hundred days!" Bai Yuqi poked the cat pendant, put it on his wrist, and hid it in his sleeve.

The old man was not there when Bai Yuqi went downstairs, and the housekeeper said that he went out early in the morning to drive to the suburbs with his old buddies to go fishing.

Yu Xiaoyan was sweating all over and had just returned from exercising, and Bai Yuqi was sitting in the living room, waiting for him to come back from the shower before moving his chopsticks together.

Yu Xiaoyan rubbed Bai Yuqi's head, and in exchange for his little wife's eyes glaring, he messed up his hair after half an hour!

"If you're hungry, eat by yourself first, don't wait for me." After Yu Xiaoyan finished speaking, he put the eldest son in his arms beside him with his mobile phone.

Bai Yuqi: "..."

Sure enough, this person brought it again!

"Who... who's waiting for you! I just have an appetite?!" Bai Yuqi said fiercely, biting a shortbread and throwing a cold arrow at him.

"Okay, don't wait for me." Yu Xiaoyan said along with the little wife who had fried her hair.

The butler at the side and the leader of the logistics team looked at each other, and moved two inches away tacitly.

"Are you full?" the logistics team leader asked in a low voice.

The housekeeper nodded, that was natural.

After Yu Xiaoyan finished eating, just as he put down his chopsticks, Bai Yuqi held the stack of emojis and put them in front of him.

"What's the matter? Qiqi." Yu Xiaoyan rubbed his mouth halfway, wondering what this meant?

Bai Yuqi rolled his eyes in his heart and scolded Yutou for being so stupid, "What do you do when you see other people holding your photo?"

Yu Xiaoyan: "?"

"Take...take it?"

wrong answer!

Bai Yuqi raised his forehead angrily: "Of course it's a signature!"

Yu Xiaoyan: "..."

"Oh."

It is not without reason that Yu Xiaoyan is said to be low-key in the industry. He has been famous for his excellent appearance and textbook-level action scenes since his debut.

Since then, his career in acting has naturally improved steadily. Although there are not many genres, his acting skills are superior to his looks, and his style is low-key. The paparazzi can't get black material, and there are fewer rumors on the Internet.

Usually, he is filming and resting, and he does not post a single Weibo post for a year. Fans only know about it after filming an advertisement endorsement, and he seldom does publicity.Most of the friends I met were seniors with both virtue and art, and they protected him very well.

Fans know his temperament, and when they meet people in private, they just say hello from a distance, and they don't go all over the street to provoke people.

Never pick up the plane, because there is no one to pick up.

The most contact is that every time a movie is ordered, he can meet people on the spot. In addition, there will be a small fan meeting on the day before his birthday every year, and fans will not disturb his private life at other times.

If you say Yu Xiao is vague, he wins awards every year, produces a lot of money every year and has a good reputation, the box office is guaranteed, and everyone from the age of [-] to five years old knows his name.

If you talk about Yu Xiao Yanhong, it seems that because of this person's temperament, he doesn't often appear in front of people.

Yu Xiaoyan, who came along this way calmly, has never experienced the incident of being blocked by fans in the eyes of Bai Yuqi, and being asked to sign a poster in public. He doesn't pay much attention to other people, so naturally he doesn't understand.

Old Yufen didn't even bother to catch anyone, so he couldn't do it, just waiting for the annual meeting would be enough.

Yu Xiaoyan, who was popularized by his little wife, obeyed obediently, and promised to remember it clearly.

Bai Yuqi who successfully got the autograph: "..."

Today is another day of taking people into the ditch, oh yeah!

"OK, I'll dodge." Bai Yuqi walked away briskly like a plucking/bird/ruthless scumbag.

Yu Xiaoyan watched eagerly as his younger wife slipped away, hugged his eldest son, answered the phone and left immediately.

Bai Yuqi, who was lying on his side, logged on to the new Weibo account and posted a cute Weibo, saying that he was a newcomer and picked up two autographed posters of stupid fish heads and some lipsticks and perfumes that little girls like as a meeting gift!

Because of his cute tone and generous handwriting, no one doubted his real motives, but some fish fans questioned the authenticity of his signature.

After all, Yu Xiaoyan doesn't sign much, and signed posters are hard to come by, and it's impossible for those who get them to give up their love so generously.

Bai Yuqi: "..."

Sure enough, the fans of Stupid Fish Head are all stupid, just like your brother!

"Keep your eyes open for me to take a good look!" Bai Yuqi took out two posters of his outing, placed them on the table for a photo, and took a close-up of the newly released autograph.

Yu Xiaoyan wrote it in front of him, could it be fake?

[-Mengmeng little fairy: This can't be fake, Brother Yu signed it in front of me, I kindly took out the treasure and gave it to everyone, and it was questioned! QAQ! 】Bai Yuqi pinched his nose and edited and sent it, because it was posted in Chaohua, many people commented in a short while.

Some hugged her to tell her not to be angry, some passionately forwarded it, and some took out the baby's signature at the bottom of the box for comparison.Some people didn't believe it, and kept saying that she deliberately showed it to attract attention.

The bloody storm below the comment area, Lele, as a brain-dead black fan, naturally would not let it go, and broadcast him live on WeChat like Bundouzi.

-Lele: Damn, this Nima is really signed, why is she drawing a lottery, I can pay three times the price to buy it!

Bai Yuqi's subway old man's face:? ? ?

-Qiqi: Are you sick?

- Lele: What are you talking about?

-Lele: You don't know how rare a fish head autograph is, do you?

-Lele: If I get double the signed posters, I can sell them for five times the price, you know?

-Qiqi: What the hell?

-Qiqi: So, if you can get it, you want to sell it?

Bo Yuqi suddenly didn't want to see him off.

- Lele: How is it possible!I'm mad?I sell?

-Lele: I'm just using an analogy to prove to you how precious this poster is. There is a real price but no market.

Bai Yuqi snorted, but it was just a broken signature, why bother, if he wanted Stupid Yutou, he could sign one every minute, okay?

-Lele: Lingling, Lingling, I just took ten numbers and forwarded it, hoping to get me!

Bai Yuqi stepped back and took a look at Weibo. Although the comment section was still a bit like a vegetable market, the number of retweets had exceeded [-].

He really didn't expect there to be so many people, isn't this too scary?

The quarrels in the comments were all about questioning the authenticity of the signature, until the host of Chaohua was also a famous big fan, and they all ended.

The big fan took out his treasured signature, zoomed in and used PS to compare and verify it repeatedly, and said it was true.

But here comes the problem again, fans all know Yu Xiaoyan has been filming during this time, and even after the last Duwei incident, no fans were allowed to visit the set.

And this signature is new at a glance, and the ink can even be seen to be dry on the edge.

Then when was the poster in her hand signed?When and under what circumstances can she see Teacher Yu?

Bo Yuqi felt a little pain when he was shown his face by this group of fans. Isn't this question too poisonous for Nima?

He blew his signature in a last resort, thinking about how to confuse this problem.

If I had known it would be such a hassle, I might as well just ask for Lele's address and mail it!

Everyone's attention was abducted to this, and they were all asking her when she saw someone's signature, and some people conspiratorially questioned whether it was because someone saw that his signature was hard to find, and they deliberately imitated it to deceive people ?

As soon as this question came up, someone asked Bai Yuqi to come out to see the real person. After all, with the signature, there must be a photo. She is not required to show her face, but she has to see the photo.

Bai Yuqi: "Fuck."

The photo is a hammer, he doesn't want to fall off the horse, okay?

[-Mengmeng little fairy: Even if I draw a prize and give a gift, there will be so many moths. Those who question the authenticity of the signature, those who question my motives, and those who want me to reveal my privacy, are you sick?I don't want money, so what if I give it away for nothing?Since this is the case, there is no need to open the award, so why not keep it for myself?Why bother with this! 】

Bai Yuqi ran away without any backbone, he lacked confidence, he was really no match for these sharp-tongued and clear-headed little girls.

The comments below yelled no, she really wanted to train others for Bai Yuqi, some people gloated and said that he was guilty, and some people said that she had already sent a private message to someone in the studio, and took the poster photo to verify .

Bai Yuqi really wanted to kneel down to these aunts, and let them take off his vest. His vest would really fall off.

He can't delete Weibo now, otherwise he will feel guilty even more, and he can't let the public opinion go, this group of people might have stripped him of his new account right now.

Fortunately, he was lazy, he didn't pay attention to this account except Yu Xiaoyan and the studio and a few big fish fans, they probably couldn't find any useful information.

Bai Yuqi was restless, thinking about it, there was only one way out.

He rushed downstairs with the poster in his hand, and caught the Minister of Security who came out of the kitchen and gnawed on a carrot.

"Where is Yu Xiaoyan?"

The Minister of Security was so frightened that the carrot in his mouth was bitten off, fell to the ground and rolled, tremblingly said: "No... I don't know."

What's the matter with the madam's expression of wanting to catch rape?

Did sir do something to set your ass on fire?

"Lend me your phone." Bai Yuqi snatched the phone from his pocket, took his finger to unlock it and dialed it.

The Minister of Security was worried, and scratched at his hair and almost took off the wig. What happened to this gentleman? If the wife didn't use her mobile phone to call, she must be afraid of scaring the snake.

The phone was dialed not long after, and Bai Yuqi accidentally pressed it with another hand, and the loud voice came along with the sound of music and a woman's scream.

"Hey?"

"Hey?"

Yu Xiaoyan couldn't hear the sound, so he fed him several times.

"Where are you?" Bai Yuqi was stunned. Did this person rush to the nightclub so impatiently before it was dark?

"What's the matter?" Yu Xiaoyan couldn't hear what the other party said, so he stood up and walked outside.

The Minister of Security who was at the side wanted to leave but didn't dare. Seeing Bai Yuqi's angry face with his blood pressure soaring, he panicked.

Usually, when their own children do bad things, outsiders have not yet been disciplined, and the parents are the first to discipline them, and the harder the beating, the more embarrassed the other party will be.

The Minister of Security made such a plan, and took the lead, paved the way for his own husband, who has seen the big things since he was a child, and who didn't know when he learned badly, coughed and said: "Sir, don't explain and don't run away. , hurry up and tell the truth!"

Yu Xiaoyan: "?"

Bai Yuqi: "?"

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