The black fan of death has become popular [Rebirth]

Not only was Bai Yuqi beaten that night, he was also hugged and pinned on the bed by someone drunk.

Xu Shi was frightened by Bai Yuqi's words of wanting a divorce, Yu Xiaoyan hugged him tightly, and wouldn't let go of anything.

Bai Yuqi opened his mouth and called for help, but no one answered.

He managed to break free from Yu Xiaoyan's shackles, and he didn't care about avenging his spanking, so he called the housekeeper and asked him to find someone to rescue him.

The butler had just finished listening to his speech when he heard Bai Yuqi being caught back and fixed in Yu Xiaoyan's arms. The sound of the two arguing came from the phone.

The Minister of Security was on the sidelines, so he naturally heard it too.

Just when he was about to ask what to do, the housekeeper hung up the phone quickly, and sighed at the puzzled eyes of the superior.

"Do you know what this is called?"

"What's your name?" The Minister of Security asked without understanding.

"Do you understand if you vomit after eating?" Although it has not yet reached the stage of vomiting.

Seeing the Minister of Security shaking his head, the butler sighed again, everyone was drunk and he was sober alone.

What does this have to do with vomiting?Listening to the voice, no one is sick.

The Minister of Security scratched his wig and left in doubt.

Bai Yuqi woke up from this man's arms the next day. He looked down at his waist and a leg inserted between his legs, lowered his head and opened his mouth to bite Yu Xiaoyan's arm.

He didn't forget the spanking yesterday!

Yu Xiaoyan rubbed Bai Yuqi's back, and opened his eyes only after being bitten, and his eyes were full of confusion.

"Qiqi?" Is it possible that the little wife is still changing her teeth and grinding new ones?

Bai Yuqi threw away Yu Xiaoyan's arm, got off the bed to put on his shoes, and turned his head to stare at him before walking.

he!Decided not to talk to this jerk all day today!

Yu Xiaoyan didn't drink the fragment, seeing his little wife's attitude, recalling what he did yesterday...

"Qiqi..." He chased after him without his shoes on.

"Bang." Bai Yu closed the door and locked it.

"Qiqi, I yesterday..." Yu Xiaoyan felt so guilty after doing something bad, "I didn't do it on purpose yesterday, Qiqi, can you open the door?"

The only response to him was Bai Yuqi's two big eyes that sent him across the door.

Now you know what's wrong?

After Nuwa created a human being, did you realize that you lack soil?

Why did you go early.

Afterwards, the whole manor could see Bai Yuqi going out for breakfast, and Yu Xiaoyan scrambling to follow, even insisting on sitting next to each other.

Just when he was about to speak, Bai Yuqi started to talk to the old man, but he couldn't get in the way.

Bai Yuqi told the old man that they would rush to join the group of the variety show in the afternoon, and the filming usually took two nights and three days.

Yutong asked a few more questions curiously. After all, Yu Xiaoyan hadn't participated in much before except for talk shows, and this was the first time he was with his little wife, like two children on their honeymoon.

Bai Yuqi explained to him what he had learned. This show was very popular. He was too busy playing tricks to hone his acting skills before, so he didn't bother to watch it, but he knew it all along.

After signing the contract, the program team sent the general content and procedures. Yesterday, I originally wanted to watch the content of the program before the battle, but Yu Xiaoyan broke all his plans by himself.

Yu Tong nodded after listening, pondered for a moment and said: "That's quite fun, Qi Qi is smart, Xiao Yan is good at hands, you two will not be tired if you work together."

When Bai Yuqi heard this, he exploded, "I... I don't want to form a team with him."

Yutong recalled the scene he saw last night, smiled knowingly, gave Yu Xiaoyan a meaningful look, and followed the words of his granddaughter-in-law: "Okay, okay, if you don't form a team with him, we won't bring you a team." He's playing."

Bai Yuqi: "..."

Yu Xiaoyan: "..."

After eating, the two quickly packed their luggage. Although the shooting time was not long, and the time and place were only known roughly, but after all, they had to be photographed, and their clothes should not be too sloppy.

Bai Yuqi was halfway through packing and Wan Xuming came over. He was worried. The two of them had never participated in variety shows, so there were still some things to pay attention to.

Wan Xuming started talking when he entered the door, and he kept talking until the two of them got in the car.

"Xiao Qi, the film crew has been posting tidbits to Reuters during this period. I will temporarily hand over your Weibo to the team and let them cooperate. Just concentrate on filming."

Bai Yuqi nodded: "Okay, I understand Brother Xiao Ming."

Wan Xuming is still at ease with Bai Yuqi, the only thing he is worried about is Yu Xiaoyan.

"I've also confiscated your Weibo, Qiqi help me keep an eye on Mr. Dianeryu, don't make him too... outdated."

Yu Xiaoyan: "?"

"Me? Outdated?"

Seeing that he didn't believe it, Wan Xuming said casually: "You open your movie now, I guarantee you won't be able to understand the barrage."

This person seldom surfs the Internet in his spare time, and he doesn't even know his black name, so what can he be expected to know.

Yu Xiaoyan: "..."

The two boarded the plane in a low-key manner and came out of the airport three hours later.

Because the two of them came together, the program team arranged a commercial vehicle for them.

The two pushed two boxes each, and Yue Yue and Wang Xing behind them pushed three more. As soon as they got into the car, they were told by the director in the front row that the recording had started.

The program group has always been adhering to the principle of no script, the whole process is true, and does not engage in malicious editing. After all, it is based on the theme of humanities and charity, supplemented by entertainment.

Bai Yuqi was so frightened that he didn't even know how to get out, he was helped into the car by Yu Xiaoyan.

The director asked the two of them to greet the audience and chat with them casually, breaking the initial embarrassment.

The director asked them if they had watched the show, Bai Yuqi nodded, Yu Xiaoyan shook his head.

The two looked at each other and turned into Bai Yuqi shaking his head, Yu Xiaoyan nodded, there was no tacit understanding at all.

The director asked a few more casual questions, cue the two of them talked, so the atmosphere wouldn't be too cold.

Although Yu Xiaoyan has never participated in a variety show, he has always had a sense of the camera, not to mention that this person has a thick skin and doesn't feel embarrassed at all.

Wan Xuming never said what kind of character design he and Bai Yuqi should have on the show, and the team had discussed this issue.

Wan Xuming said: "What kind of character design do they both want to fuck? It's not that fans don't know Teacher Yu's temper. As for Xiao Qi, how can he take on the show after setting up the character design now? We can't narrow the path like this."

Although Bai Yuqi was not asked to do anything by Wan Xuming, he was Yu Xiaoyan's junior in the eyes of outsiders, so he should act like a rookie.

When the director asked him, he answered honestly, sitting upright, with his hands on his knees like a high school student in class.

Yu Xiaoyan originally leaned casually behind the car seat, but when he saw his little wife like this, he also imitated him, serious and serious.

The director turned her head and giggled crazily where the camera couldn't see. She promised that there must be a lot of stalks between the two of them in this show.

After an hour's journey, they got off the expressway and arrived at a small village in the south of the central part.

The host is Zhou Zhi, nicknamed Elbow, the most popular variety show cafe in the previous program.

Zhou Zhi was already waiting at the gate of the village, and behind the cameraman there was a crowd of melon-eaters watching the excitement.

Several cars arrived one after another, and the first to come was the resident guest, Cai Hewen, the double-star actor.

Then came two freshmen Xiaohua, Tao Shengying and Lu Mian.

Next up is Mengdi, a singer and dancer who debuted in the talent show, and second-tier actress Wei Qingwan.

Behind are Yu Xiaoyan and Bai Yuqi. When they came, there were many people in the village.

There were so many people standing at the scene, and when Bai Yuqi thought they were all there, Zhou Zhi said that the last one hadn't come yet.

When the camera was out of view, Yu Xiaoyan took his little wife and greeted them one by one. The two stood between Senior Cai and Wei Qingwan and chatted. The three of them had worked with each other before, so they were naturally familiar with each other.

When Zhou Zhi said that there was one person missing, Wei Qingwan snorted softly and said in a low voice, "Of course there is one person missing. If it wasn't for him, I wouldn't have come either."

Yu Xiaoyan didn't understand, but Cai Hewen knew what was going on as soon as he heard it, and nodded clearly.

Stupid Yutou doesn't understand, and Bai Yuqi doesn't understand the circles in it.

He didn't understand why until the last car came slowly and the people got off.

Bo Lin got out of the car and didn't rush to look for the camera to find the host. He searched around the center of the crowd, and when he saw that the person he was thinking of was really coming, he stabilized his heart that was about to jump out, got a haircut, and then slowly came over.

He naturally also saw the lingering Bai Yuqi next to Yu Xiaoyan, but in front of the camera, Bo Lin didn't show it at all. He greeted them one by one with a smiling mask, bent down and shook hands and apologized: "Hi everyone, I It's Linyu. Sorry, I'm a little late."

Bai Yuqi's smiling face froze at the side when he saw the person, and the hand at his side was tightly pinching the fabric. Didn't this person go to filming?

how come……?

Yu Xiaoyan obviously didn't know about it, and subconsciously looked at his little wife for the first time.

Qiqi was already angry with him, why did this person dare to show up again?

Wei Qingwan wished he could tear Bo Lin apart, but he still had to live with his face.

Who made the two of them work in the same company? If the agent hadn't asked her to join the group and lead Bo Lin, why would she come to this show.

After Bo Lin greeted the people in front of him one by one, he skipped over Bai Yuqi and directly squeezed Wei Qingwan aside to stand beside Yu Xiaoyan, his excited eyes couldn't be hidden.

"Brother Xiaoyan is good." Bo Lin called out familiarly, he just wanted to show that he was different from others.

As for Bai Yuqi, an orphan who can't stand on the stage, he didn't pay attention at all.

Yu Xiaoyan moved to Bai Yuqi's side, and glanced at him with a "who are you" expression, not really wanting to talk.

Seeing that Yu Xiaoyan didn't want to talk to him, Zhou Zhi joked, "It's not time for the show to recognize relatives, so please restrain yourself."

Bo Lin choked at the words, Lu Mian laughed out loud after hearing this, and in return he glared secretly.

Zhou Zhi cleared his throat, and said, "We are all together, then the sixth episode of "Cheese Renovation" broadcast by Jinjiang Literature City will officially start. Let me introduce our cheese in this issue first." they..."

After Zhou Zhi introduced the guests one by one, he explained the rules of the program: "This time we have a mission in Tuohu Village, but we can't talk about this mission yet."

Monty cut exaggeratedly: "Then tell me what you can say."

Lu Mian also nodded: "Yes."

Zhou Zhi smiled and said, "Don't worry, you guys, don't worry about the rules and tasks first. You just need to remember the name of our program team at all times."

As he spoke, he took out two cards from behind and held them up in front of them one by one: "Everyone, let's draw cards first, once in each hand."

Bai Yuqi: "Why draw cards?"

He still doesn't know anything, what to smoke?

Yu Xiaoyan didn't say a word, squinting to watch this group of people acting.

Lu Mian and Meng Di also asked cooperatively, what are they doing for drawing cards.

Zhou Zhi smiled wickedly: "You guys will smoke me before talking about it."

After he finished speaking, he walked up to Monty: "Smoking."

Monty was puzzled and hesitant, not knowing whether to smoke or not, how could a humanities entertainment variety show look like a script killing?

Seeing his hesitation, Zhou Zhi raised his hand and said that if he didn't smoke, he would give up this opportunity to choose.

When Monty heard this, he stretched out his hand in a hurry, and drew two cards from his two hands. Everyone looked at them curiously, but when he turned it over, it was blank and nothing.

"What does this mean?" Tao Shengying couldn't help asking.

Zhou Zhi smiled and didn't answer, walked up to Tao Shengying and asked, "Do you want to smoke?"

Tao Shengying looked at Lu Mian beside him, then at Mengdi, nodded and drew two.

Seeing her draw, Lu Mian said "I will give up my life to be with the gentleman", and after speaking, he let out two breaths in his hand, shook his short shoulder-length hair and drew two cards, even though her card had nothing.

Cai Hewen and Wei Qingwan followed suit, and Zhou Zhi walked up to Bai Yuqi and Yu Xiaoyan.

Bai Yuqi stretched out his hand fearlessly, and was just about to draw cards when his wrist was grabbed by Yu Xiaoyan, and he asked, "Why did you start drawing without asking?"

Bai Yuqi blinked suspiciously: "Because it doesn't matter if you smoke or not."

Since the program team had prepared the right number of cards, it couldn't be meaningless. If he didn't draw the cards, the rest would be his.

"Being forced to choose is worse than taking the initiative."

After Bai Yuqi finished speaking, he randomly drew two cards. Yu Xiaoyan was still counting the cards seriously, and after counting, he rubbed Bai Yuqi's head: "Take a little luck."

Bai Yuqi: "..."

Labor hairstyle! ! !

After Yu Xiaoyan finished drawing, Zhou Zhi asked him if he wanted to draw. Bo Lin didn't care at first, but after seeing Yu Xiaoyan did, he wanted to draw cards too, but when he heard Bai Yuqi say that he took the initiative, he didn't want to. He wanted to be different from him. .

If you think you are special, maybe you can get brother Xiaoyan to treat you differently.

Bo Lin shook his head: "I won't smoke anymore."

After Zhou Zhi confirmed it, he stood in the center and asked them each to take the small bottle of water on the table and pour it on the cards they had just drawn.

After pouring, the numbers and colors of everyone's cards appeared.

"Now everyone has divided into camps and teams, and the numbers 1 and 0 automatically form a team, sharing weal and woe.

The camps are divided into red and blue, and the two camps compete against each other. The funds for completing the mission will be donated in the name of the winning camp.

Now everyone checks the card information by themselves, the red team is on the left, and the blue team is on the right. "Zhou Zhi said, cleared his throat and continued.

"By the way, the program team said that the grouping method just now is an improved version of the guests' ideas in the previous issue. If you want to settle accounts, don't look for the program team."

Bo Lin watched them walk to the left and stand on the right. He was the only one who didn't draw cards, so he didn't know what to do.

The cards in Bai Yuqi's hand are red and the number zero, and he stands on the left.

Yu Xiaoyan didn't even look at the cards in his hand, he followed Bai Yuqi and stood beside him.

Bai Yuqi was helpless, turned his head and asked in a low voice, "What card are you holding? Just stand with me."

Yu Xiaoyan lowered his head and felt aggrieved: "Qiqi, are you still angry? Do you dislike me so much??"

Bai Yuqi raised his head and stared at him: "I don't have it, I just want to ask...forget it."

"Qiqi, I'm just like you, we're a couple." Seeing that Bai Yuqi was angry, Yu Xiaoyan hurriedly explained.

"The color is the same, but the number is different. It's a group. Zero and one." Bai Yuqi felt weird after speaking, but he still couldn't help turning over his number zero to show him.

Yu Xiaoyan also imitated his example, spread out his hands and turned over the cards he hadn't seen before, rolled his Adam's apple and said in a deep voice, "I am your number one."

Bai Yuqi: "..."

The author has something to say: Eight divorce diaries of a certain Bo:

I still feel that something is weird, is the program group connoting me? !

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I know it from "Wulin Biography". The setting of the variety show refers to the existing variety show, but some of the content is private~