Go to hell together [Comprehensive]

Nara didn't think that Osamu Dazai would really be so relieved to leave everything to her. Given the character of the other party, there might be some deceit in it.

But what kind of trap is there? Now that the ducks have been driven to the shelves, she has to put on a show no matter what. Even if she really wants to pretend to accidentally let the other party kill Osamu Dazai or something, she needs to make a show first.

But according to her calculations, this possibility is completely zero.

Walking obliquely behind Dazai Osamu, Nara shot red lotus fire from the palm of his hand, and surrounded those guarding the gate in a daze.

She can't kill people casually in this world. If she kills someone, she will probably have to write a review and fine her salary. If the circumstances are serious, she may be demoted.

Due to the restricted movement, she could only temporarily surround those people with karmic fire, ignoring their exclamation. Nara formed two karmic fire barriers around herself and Osamu Dazai, leading directly to the warehouse gate in front of her.

Dazai Osamu put on his windbreaker and stepped out in a posture of walking with strong wind. Nara, who was a horse boy, could only beep and follow behind.

"Should we just rush in like this? Maybe the people inside will fight hard, and when the antique is damaged, will Mr. Sakaguchi faint from anger?"

"Huh? It all depends on you, Nara-chan."

"..."

Please, please die on the spot, please? !

Glancing at Osamu Dazai with a blank face, Nara rushed over with furious hands, and once again resorted to her decisive battle - burning clothes, burning hair and roasting eggs

Emmm...

There is a tendency to burn those people in front of them as Dazai Osamu.

Big pervert!Broken leg!I want to commit suicide all day long, but I can't die!

With so much nostalgia for the world, why die?What do you do? !

kindness? !

Burning the clothes of the last person, Nara sighed heavily, stretched out his hand to wipe away the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead, raised his eyes to look at Osamu Dazai who was leisurely beside him, and tried to keep the expression on his face as natural as possible.

"Mr. Dazai, what are we going to do with these antiques?"

The two of them alone would never be able to move back, and the hearse she drove could shake people to pieces, not to mention these fragile antiques.

Osamu Dazai raised his mouth slightly, showing a smile that had seen through everything a long time ago, stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers, and in the next second a large number of well-trained members of Hong Kong gangsters rushed in from outside.

"..."

She knew it would be like this, and she knew that this guy had already made another plan.

After guessing that this bold organization was hiding in Ikebukuro, he had already dispatched his subordinates to Ikebukuro first, but due to the drift of Nara's hearse, the two of them were far behind the main force.

Everyone hummed and carried all the antiques back to the car, even those who snatched the antiques were carried back.

Seeing so many people humming and humming at work, Nara yawned. After such a fuss, the sky completely darkened. If he floated back, it would only take half an hour, and he would still have time to take a bath and eat.

"Mr. Dazai, are you taking their car or mine?"

If the other party hadn't sat down, she might have made the waves harder. Anyway, she wouldn't die even if the car really overturned.

"Take Nara-chan's car!"

The way the other party's eyes were shining made Nara feel that this guy was relying on her, and she seemed to show her incredible skills in front of the other party.

This is really a thrill-seeking guy.

The entire warehouse was emptied, leaving only dust. Osamu Dazai patted his windbreaker and sat in Nara's car happily, then put on the seat belt happily and even reached out and patted the driver's seat beside him. "Come on, come on!"

"..."

Why is this so like what the old mother of Fengyue place said?

There has always been an urban legend in Ikebukuro, such as the headless horseman riding a black motorcycle who walks through the streets at night. Almost everyone in Ikebukuro knows this legend, but after all, the two people whose hearse drifted are not serious Ikebukuro people .

Osamu Dazai sitting in the co-pilot was a beauty, so beautiful that he was about to fly. Since Nara was not sure which direction to deflect when driving, he kept his coquettish position, and the black-haired boy also swayed from side to side.

Sometimes it is really easy for people to be extremely happy and sad, and after great joy, they will directly fall into great sorrow.

Due to Nara's uncontrolled behavior, Celty, who was driving normally, could not predict the other party's driving trajectory at all, and the two met on a very spacious road...

Celti held the handlebar and lifted the motorcycle up, ready to fly over the opposite car, but after all, Nara is also a talent for hearse drifting. After crushing a stone, the car soared into the air, and the two sides met in the air .

Afterwards, Nara thought more than once why the two of them collided on such a wide road, and finally thought about it, maybe it was because of his coquettish walking that the other party didn't know which direction he wanted to go.

Before the collision, Nara stepped on the brakes and slowed down, which made the collision between the two parties not so tragic, but it was also quite miserable.

The Headless Horseman was bounced back with his motorcycle and slid for more than ten meters before stopping, while Nara and Osamu Dazai successfully overturned with the car...

Gulu Gulu Gulu, it rolled three times before stopping.

The car turned over three full times, and after a 1080-degree turn, the car stopped squarely on the road, but the car had sunk more than half of it.

Nara, who was not injured, pulled the popped airbag aside and turned his head to find Osamu Dazai paralyzed on the airbag of the co-pilot as if dead. The bandage on his head was soaked in blood, so scared that Nara quickly stretched out his hand and hit it The discovery of the carotid artery on the other party's neck is still beating strongly, which proves that there is no life-threatening for the time being.

This guy's vitality is extremely tenacious, but after all, it was a motorcycle that collided just now, and it was still sliding so far on the ground, so Nara was more worried about the opponent's body.

Kicking the car door open, she saw a motorcycle that had arrived a few meters away and a woman lying on the ground. The terrible thing was that the woman's body was separated from the helmet...

Separated? ? ?

Fuck!Did she hit him to death?Or the kind where the body and the head are separated?

Nara felt that she had done something wrong. She actually killed someone in Ikebukuro. Ghost Lamp and the others would definitely educate her eagerly, but that was all in hell. Now she still needs to bear legal responsibility for killing someone in this world.

Osamu Dazai can still rescue her, but it is obvious that the girl opposite has no need to rescue her!

Just as Nara was struggling with how to deal with it, the girl in black who was lying on the ground moved and got up directly, then picked up the helmet on the ground and put it back on her neck.

Nara with a confused face: "???"

"Are you... Durla Khan?"

This is a kind of elf from Ireland. It usually holds its head to perform activities similar to the god of death, but why does this kind of elf that should be in Ireland appear in Ikebukuro?

Nara is really confused. They have regional differences with Ireland, and they don't communicate with each other in hell, so they don't know much about many things, but they can still recognize their colleagues.

I'm sorry, she apologized for describing the simplicity of Ikebukuro's people before, which is clearly a group of demons dancing wildly.

Celti, who had almost recovered, put the helmet on and nodded towards Nara, who was also uninjured behind her. She felt that the other party had an aura similar to her own, and she didn't do anything extra, just turned around and rode the motorcycle directly. leave.

Watching the other party leave, Nara remembered that there was a half-dead Osamu Dazai in the car, so he hurriedly drove the dilapidated car to the hospital.

There were three victims in this car accident, Celty, Nara, and Osamu Dazai, but the former two were not injured at all due to their physique and identity, but the latter was a bit miserable as an ordinary human being, with his left arm and right leg All folded.

Nara who heard the news: "..."

She tugged at her white coat anxiously, and looked at the other person nervously, but it was obvious that the doctor misunderstood her meaning, "Don't worry, as long as you recover well, it won't affect the movement of your arms and legs."

"No, what I want to ask is whether he will die at this point?"

"???"

The doctor can be said to be confused, "Fortunately, there is an airbag. The patient is only fractured, and the head has not been hit hard. The patient will wake up after the anesthetic passes."

"..."

Sitting next to Osamu Dazai's hospital bed, Nara pulled out her mobile phone with a subtle expression and called Odasaku who was far away in Yokohama. She felt that the car parked outside the hospital probably wouldn't be able to go back to Yokohama. She needed someone Come pick them up.

"Odasaku, Mr. Dazai and I had a car accident in Ikebukuro. Due to my negligence, Mr. Dazai has broken his arms and legs. His life is not in danger. He just wants someone to come and pick us up."

It can be said to be miserable.

After hearing that Osamu Dazai had a car accident, Oda Saku was very worried and asked if there was any other condition besides the fracture, such as whether there would be any sequelae after the head was hit. Nara thought for a few seconds and slowly He opened his mouth, "The doctor said that there was no head injury, and there was no abnormality in the examination, but I don't know what will happen to Mr. Dazai after he wakes up."

After waking up, I will probably be sad because it is inconvenient to surf. :)

After discussing the handover time with Odasaku, Nara hung up the phone and looked up again to find that Osamu Dazai had woken up on the hospital bed.

"..."

"..."

The two of them watched each other in silence for a few seconds, and the dramatist Nara burst into tears, "I'm sorry, Mr. Dazai, it's all because of my poor driving skills that I caused you such a serious injury, I..."

"Tsk! I didn't die."

This sentence successfully suppressed Nara's prepared lines, and she really couldn't use ordinary people's code of conduct to think about this guy's behavior.

"It's so unfair, I suffered such a serious injury and Nara-chan is fine."

"..."

After hearing Osamu Dazai's words, the 4000+ girl showed a very subtle expression, "Maybe...it's my fate."

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Originally I asked two girls about whether Dazai had a broken arm or a broken leg, but one of them chose the same. In the end, I thought it was only for children to choose if Dazai had all broken bones, and of course adults could choose all! !

Hahaha!Dazai is such a miserable man!Let Naya treat him well in the future!

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[Comprehensive] Under Naruko by Yao Mingjiu

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