Go to hell together [Comprehensive]

After the domineering CEOs in ordinary novels fall in love with their little wives, they start to [pet!Pet me to death! ], every day is [baby kiss] and the like, after giving Osamu Dazai a trick called flying away with pain, Nara felt that there was something wrong.

First of all, the age of the two of them fits the setting of the domineering president and the little wife, and the second is the way of petting.

Emmmm......

Terrible.

"cough!"

Taking off his hand, Nara turned around and took a comb from the sink and handed it to Xiaojiao next to him... No, Osamu Dazai.

"Mr. Dazai, your hair is already very clean. We can go back to Yokohama after brushing it."

After the other party took the comb, the 4000+ girl chose to run out to chat with Nakahara Chuya, and she found that the other party was really a polite and good boy.

What's more terrible is that when she walked out of the bathroom, she found that good boy was watching the TV on the wall, and by such a coincidence, the car accident was still playing on the TV.

After seeing the news on TV, Nakahara raised his eyebrows and turned his head to look at Nara whose expression was completely numb, trying to keep his tone from being less surprised, "This car accident happened to you and Dazai? This car accident seems to be quite hard, you are not injured, are you?"

This news is very interesting. The reporter played a surveillance video after the on-site interview just now. The surveillance is a circular surveillance not far away. Due to the distance, it cannot be shot very clearly, but the process of the car accident can be said to be very complete. was photographed.

Oh, it's ok if the car comes to a 1080-degree rotation directly?

Looking back at Nara who was not injured in the slightest, Nakahara Chuya frowned slightly and felt that this matter was not simple.

If Osamu Dazai is of the brain school, then Nakahara Chu is also of the intuition school. His intuition is that even Lan Tang was picked out.

"I was the one who protected Nara-chan when the car flipped over, so she was not seriously injured."

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For Osamu Dazai's fearless spirit, the other two people in the ward looked at him with a very blank expression, especially Nara wished he could just roll his eyes like a snapdragon.

Not to mention Nara, the person involved, even Nakahara Chuya, who just arrived, didn't believe what the other party said. When he mentioned this, he remembered something, "Nara, you have to be careful that this guy is pretending."

Glancing at Osamu Dazai's arm hanging around his neck and his right leg gently on the ground, Nara shook his head, "This is really not true, Mr. Dazai was sent to the hospital by me, and I pushed him to take a CT scan, sure. His broken arms and legs are not feigning illness."

"Hey, my crisis of confidence has come so early?"

"With all due respect, for you, there has always been a crisis of confidence."

Nakahara also slapped Osamu Dazai mercilessly. Nara almost threw herself on the bed and laughed. She was really going crazy laughing.

But it is obvious that Osamu Dazai helped her divert Nakahara Chuya's attention. Facts have proved that he did, but in fact, it is relatively easy for her to fool Nakahara Chuya, but Dazai Osamu can't do it. The other party actually helped her. To fool the two black partners, there is definitely something waiting for her in the future.

There is nothing wrong with that sentence, there has always been a crisis of confidence in Osamu Dazai.

"My injury is not serious, just use a bandage to cover it."

When Nara said this, she shifted her gaze to Osamu Dazai. She felt as if she had really discovered something. Since it was difficult for her to get hurt in this world, she could learn from Osamu Dazai and wrap the bandage around her body in order to deceive others. Pretending to be injured.

Oh, it seems that in some places she subconsciously feels that the other party has been pretending to be sick, even the eyes covered by bandages. Now she is very uncertain whether the other party's eyes are good or not.

Osamu Dazai, who was able to run out on his own to wait for Nara to buy food before because he was hungry, didn't know why he couldn't walk now. The reason he gave was that his leg was broken and he couldn't walk.

Nara glanced at Nakahara beside him and felt that he had discovered something terrible. He dared to feel that this guy was molesting his partner again. What if he went on like this and made the other party angry.

Although he knew that this guy's leg was only slightly broken, the 4000+ fake girl still dutifully supported the other person and walked out of the ward. Osamu Dazai usually looked like a slender boy, but when the other party put the weight on her It was only when she was pregnant that she realized how heavy it was. God knows how she managed the princess to hug him yesterday.

Seeing the two walking slowly along the corridor of the hospital, Nakahara Nakaya stamped his feet anxiously in front of him, "Dazai, you are walking too slowly!"

"There is no way, after all, my leg is broken, or let Chuuya carry me on your back?"

"what???"

Nara only thinks that the acting skills of the other party are really top-notch. If he dies and goes to hell, Dazai Osamu will not be allowed to work as a jailer, and he can go directly to become a star in hell.

It is impossible to ask Nakahara Chuya to help, and it seems that he can only support himself, so...

"Sure enough, I still hug Mr. Dazai!"

"Wow!"

The princess hug appeared again, and Zhong Yuanzhong was also surprised when he saw it for the first time.

"!!!"

Is it that exciting? !

Following Zhongyuan Zhongye out of the ward building, the actor duo suddenly discovered that the guy parked at the place where they had already burned nothing, and Zhongyuan Zhongye didn't pay attention to anything and directly parked the car The car stopped here.

Osamu Dazai, who was still in the air, tried his best to open his only exposed eye. He really didn't find any traces of burning, and he disappeared into this world without giving the car a chance to explode.

"Nara-chan is really amazing."

"???"

For Dazai Osamu's sudden words, Nakahara Chuya was so dumbfounded, and after the dumbfounded, he took the other party from Nara's arms, and then fell on the back seat of the car, "Well It hurts so much, Chuya, you can't treat a wounded person like this!"

"..."

Nakahara didn't want to say anything more, but really wanted to use his ability to hold the other party tightly in the back seat cushion. Nara also wanted to plead for the other party, but when she thought that if the other party really died here, her mission would be It could be done directly, so she sat in the co-pilot seat and after fastening her seat belt, she still turned around and looked at Osamu Dazai who was struggling behind with sparkling eyes.

Emmmm......

"Mr. Nakaya forget it, Mr. Dazai looks so pitiful."

In the end, she relented. After all, the other party was just a 17-year-old brat who knew a lot.

She is really a nice person.

After returning to Yokohama, Osamu Dazai can be said to have received the ardent love and care of Hong Kong gangsters. After all, Osamu Dazai, one of the five major cadres, suffered fractures in his arms and legs, so he was sent directly to a senior ward exclusively for cadres. Four or five doctors and The nurses surrounded the other party and began to do various checks, while Nara could only stand aside silently.

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at the little girl next to him who was about the same age as him, and suddenly remembered that the other party was also injured, so he asked the doctor to show her whether the wound was infected.

"No, no, no! Mine are all minor injuries! The most important thing now is how is Mr. Dazai's injury!"

Knowing that this is an injury made up by a few blind people, but I was moved by Nara's attention to Nara, and felt that the other party was so kind, and I felt really sorry for cheating such a good person just now.

I heard that the other party still cares about his subordinates very much. If his subordinates are bullied, he will definitely help the other party back. This is in stark contrast to Dazai the spicy chicken.

What on earth did she do? She will take this task from Lord Enma, and she wants to recruit Dazai Osamu, if the task object is changed to Chuya Nakahara or Oda Saku.

Glancing at the people around her, she can't wait to pry the corner of the wall and ask if the person is interested in applying for a job with good benefits and no life-threatening after death. This item is gone.

However, if Nakahara Chuya and Odasaku, who work hard, become jailers, then the work equally distributed among everyone will be much less.

Thinking of this is really flattering.

When she was enjoying herself, Nara suddenly looked affectionately at Da Zaizi on the hospital bed, and the sight that came directly from the gap of so many medical staff around the hospital bed made her feel that the person on the bed was so lonely A weak and helpless existence.

After a long time, the 4000+ pseudo-girls realized what was going on, probably because she was looking at the people around her with a thick filter, thinking that these people are cute children , especially on Osamu Dazai, she directly added a thousand times thicker filter, and when Nakahara knew what she really thought, he wanted to shake his shoulder to wake her up.

Of course, these things happened a long, long time later, and Nara at this time has no idea what his future will be like.

The five cadres of Hong Kong and Black have a lot of things to deal with every day. Nakahara Nakahara will also appear in Ikebukuro today because he happened to be passing by and turned over. Now everything has been resolved. He waved his hand and said that he would go back to work. Nara thought about Dazai now Zhi had so many people caring about her, so she went out to send Zhongya of the Central Plains, and dig corners by the way.

"I heard that Mr. Nakaya is the only conscience of Hong Kong blacks. Is Mr. Nakaya planning to stay here for a long time?"

"I have sworn to Boss that I will follow him for the rest of my life."

"..."

I'm sorry, what is going on with this kind of plot that only appears in love, and why such a sentence came suddenly makes people puzzled.

But in this way, even if Osamu Dazai will defect to Hong Kong, the guy in front of him will not have the idea of ​​defecting. What kind of fairytale design is this!

Nara really wanted to ask the other party if there was a shortage of subordinates, to see if someone like her could do it, with first-class attack and defense power, but when she realized that her task target was not him, she silently gave up on this idea, In fact, Da Zaizi is a very good child, but he is a bit naughty, a little bearish and a little angry.

"Mr. Chuya, go slowly."

Waving the other party off, Nara returned to the nurse's station with the corners of his mouth twitching to find the nurse and asked for some bandages to wrap around his body, pretending that he was also injured in the car accident.

Gee!

It's all because she was too careless and forgot that ordinary humans would be injured after suffering that kind of impact.

It seems that I will be the next girl with bandages in the future. I have been my childhood sweetheart with Ghost Dengjun for almost 4000 years and have not learned his good habits. In the end, I learned so many things with Osamu Dazai, and I have completely learned the essence.

When he returned to the ward, Osamu Dazai's senior special nurses were fully in place. A man and a woman were well-trained standing beside his bed waiting for the other to dispatch, but Osamu Dazai on the hospital bed was using one of his own as if he didn't see two people. Another dangling hand started playing a racing game.

I don't know why such Osamu Dazai made Nara only think of being physically disabled and strong, even if his bones were misaligned, he would continue to play with his mobile phone.

"Since the leader has sent someone to take care of Mr. Dazai, I will go back first."

"No, I want Nara-chan to take care of me!"

"..."

What the hell!

So everything is waiting for her here? !She thought that the other party would let her go after she got special protection, but in the end she didn't expect that she was still detained here by the other party.

After the car overturned, a big game over appeared on the screen. Osamu Dazai threw his phone aside and looked at Nara standing at the door with a smile on his face, but the smile didn't reach his eyes.

"I became like this in a car driven by Nara-chan."

"I will accompany you! I will definitely accompany you! Can you let me go home and get some change of clothes?"

"Of course you can~"

When it's over, mourn for yourself.

The exclusive advanced ward for cadres has such a little advantage. It will give the accompanying person a small room, which is the so-called suite, and the two people will not disturb each other when they sleep at night.

Osamu Dazai needs to be observed in the hospital for three days. During these three days, Nara needs to eat and live with him. After returning home, she first took three sets of clothes. The snapdragon on the window sill was very excited after seeing her come back. He cried out, shaking a little too much, but luckily Nara caught the opponent quickly and didn't fall off the balcony.

"Oh gia~ oh gia~"

Looking down at the screaming snapdragon in his arms, Nara was caught in a dilemma. It took another three days for the snapdragon to die if it was not watered and fed to the fish.

In the end, she placed this pot of vigorous snapdragon on the head of Osamu Dazai's bed, just as the dead fish eyes of the snapdragon were directly facing the head of the bed, so that he could experience what it means to be an empty hell where humans are sweeping away.

When Nara was packing up his things, Osamu Dazai stretched out his hands and pawed the big belly of the snapdragon a few times, but Niuniu gave him a hard look, and almost opened her mouth to bite him.

Tsk!Really boring.

No longer in the mood to tease the snapdragon, Osamu Dazai concentrated on observing Nara who was packing up his things. Someone had just delivered his things, but they were just placed in the suitcase and needed to be placed in the closet one by one.

Well, it's better to tease the snapdragon.

When Nara finished packing his things and turned his head, he found Osamu Dazai poking Niuniu's stomach with his fingers, causing the belly of the fish to turn red.

Is it her illusion? It feels like Niuniu is going to make a big move.

Then she knew that her guess was correct, and she watched Niuniu [oh gia] bite Dazai Osamu's nose.

"Hahahaha! Niuniu, shut up!"

Osamu Dazai was probably the only human who was bitten by a snapdragon, and there was a circle of red tooth marks on his nose, which made Nara laugh out loud again.

"Nara-chan, if I remember correctly, you said that snapdragon grass can be made into sashimi when it grows up."

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"..."

Nara slowly stopped laughing, while the snapdragon in her arms was trembling with fright, as expected, she really couldn't offend Osamu Dazai, otherwise she had to wait for death.

Niu Niu's ending can be imagined, it seems that she has been treated a little better recently so that she can feel the last love from this incident.

Since Osamu Dazai can be said to have grown up under the watchful eye of the leader of the Hong Kong gangsters, he has made it clear that he will not send him any more tasks during the three days when the other party is recuperating. All he needs to do now is to take care of his body.

It took a total of three days, and now it was the first day, and Nara already felt a bit difficult at the beginning, but fortunately, there was a big bookcase in the ward with all kinds of books on it, which was more than enough to pass the time.

Nara randomly picked a famous book and sat on the sofa next to the hospital bed to read it, while Dazai Osamu on the bed flipped through the book about hell that Nara lent him before, after watching the TV casually for a few times.

But after flipping through a few pages, he handed the book to the person next to him angrily, "Nara-chan, I want to hear you tell me about hell."

"what?"

Nara, who was about to turn the page, blinked his eyes in confusion, not understanding what the other party meant at all, "You can read the book by yourself."

"But I just want to hear from you."

"..."

Talk about your uncle.

"Nara-chan, don't scold me in your heart, I can read minds."

"..."

Believe in you.

She can talk a lot about hell, even from Izanami's period, she is very interested in both hell and hell, especially when she knows how to classify people into different places. In hell, Dazai Osamu's iris eyes were shining.

"Does it mean that as long as you die, you will go to hell?"

"Well, with the frequency of your doing bad things, you will definitely go to hell after you die."

Osamu Dazai, whose eyes were still shining, slowly shifted his gaze to the pager, and then desperately clicked the button on it. He wanted the doctor to prescribe a bottle of sleeping pills for him.

"If you take these sleeping pills, you will definitely die without pain!"

"Don't talk nonsense!"

Nara has completely forgotten what his real mission is, and what he has to do now is to prevent the guy in front of him from really killing him, "Don't, don't, scientific research proves that sleeping pills can't kill people, and after taking them, gastric lavage is required. Gastric lavage, you know? It's very uncomfortable."

"..."

Finally, Osamu Dazai gave up his frenzied poking, and lay back on the bed obediently, while Nara needed to explain to the rushing medical staff that his cadre had a little emotional just now.

Oh, I really raised a butcher.

Sure enough, she has a good temper. If Mr. Ghost Lantern came, she would definitely teach him to be a new person every minute.

After finishing everything, Nara realized that she once again hindered the other party's suicide. It was obviously helpful to her after the other party really died!

Gee!

Her meddling behavior is really a headache, but if people still have nostalgia for this world and she can't change the way to kidnap the other person to commit suicide, then she will feel uneasy.

Hey, what a nice person I am.

"Then Nara-chan, tell me about you."

"Huh? My business?"

Nara stretched out his hand and scratched his cheek, and sat back on the sofa again, "There is an assistant officer ghost lamp in our hell, he is a combination of a human child and a ghost fire, but I don't have the slightest impression of where he came from. When I became conscious, I was led to the other world by the wood spirit together with him, and the next step is to travel around in order to help King Yan Mo manage the hell, this is already a long time ago."

"Hey~"

Osamu Dazai seemed to be very interested in this topic, shaking his head and listening to it endlessly, and wanted the other party to continue talking, but Ryunosuke Akutagawa suddenly pushed open the door and rushed in, "Mr. Dazai! I heard you were injured!! "

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Closing the book on his lap, Nara stood up and nodded to the other party as a greeting, "Since someone is visiting Mr. Dazai, I'll go out and avoid it."

In the end, she hadn't taken a few steps when Ryunosuke Akutagawa, who was not as tall as her, rushed in front of her, "Miss Nara, how did Mr. Dazai get hurt like this?"

"..."

Oh, the other party can be said to be Dazai Osamu's number one fanboy, if the other party knows that she accidentally overturned the car while driving and made her idol become like this, probably the two of them will directly come to a duel in the Shura field.

"On the way back from Ikebukuro, I ran into the urban legend of the Headless Horseman, but I didn't expect us to bump into each other..."

The sincere Nara's voice became smaller and smaller, and in the end she could hardly hear her voice.

I am so guilty!

"puff!"

Osamu Dazai on the hospital bed suddenly laughed, and the laugh became louder and louder. In the end, he laughed so much that he pulled his hanging arm, "Hiss!"

It's only been a day since I hurt my muscles and bones for a hundred days, and the wound will definitely hurt if I move it.

Seeing the other party in pain, Akutagawa Ryunosuke hurried up, "Mr. Dazai, are you alright?"

Standing behind him, Nara rolled her eyes. Should she say that this is really the relationship between idols and fanboys? She wished that her idol's hair could be seen today from three to seven to four to six.

Only Zhongyuan Zhong also cared about her injury.

1551 is really sad.

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Nara is a very soft and soft girl. Although she is thousands of years old, she is very kind. This is related to how she was born later.

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