Go to hell together [Comprehensive]
Chapter 46 2 Children
Regarding the fact that her IQ and EQ have been reduced to varying degrees, Nara doesn't want to say anything more, she thinks what the ghost lamp said is indeed reasonable.
As it is now, she really doesn't understand the necessary connection between whether the Central Plains is human or not and whether she has leg ornaments on her legs or not.
"I……"
If it was Nara in the past, she probably would have done it directly instead of forcing it. Over the years, she has already developed a wonderful eloquence, but Dazai Osamu's question made her not know how to say it.
Emmmm......
"I'll explain this to you later. I'm a little panicked now because there are big holes in my eyes."
This is really a big loophole. After all, it is related to whether Zhongyuan Zhongye will go to hell after she dies. If she can't go to hell, she will cry bitterly because she lost a right-hand man.
When she thought of worrying, her hair was about to be pulled off, so she took a step forward and held Nakahara Chuya's hand, and began to express her blessings to the other party in the eyes of the other party who didn't know why, "Mr. You must not die before that difficulty."
"what?"
"Nothing, this is my sincere blessing to you."
"..."
This is indeed a very difficult problem to solve. She still doesn't even know what human beings are in the Central Plains.
Animals become sperm?
Then... vixen?Dog essence?cat essence?
In an instant, all Nara could think of were shorter-legged animals, such as corgis...
With Nakahara Chuya's stature, it is impossible for her to think of such long-legged animals as spirits, such as centipede spirits and spider spirits, it is impossible, absolutely impossible!
Fortunately, Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chu didn't know what she was thinking, otherwise the former might laugh like a fool, and the latter might be angry like a fool.
Withdrawing her hand, Nara felt that she should find a reason to slip away now. As long as the two blacks of Hong Kong and Black get together, unless the leader issues a task, the two will not have any special circumstances when performing the task. Otherwise, the usual Time is completely Shura field.
"I remember something else..."
"Nara, why do you have two children hanging on your lap?"
"..."
No, why is Zhongyuan still struggling with this issue?
Nara fell into deep thought. She was able to explain this problem to Dazai Osamu, but how to explain it to Nakahara Chuya became a big problem.
At this time, she started scratching her head like a monkey, and the terrible thing was that neither Dazai Osamu behind her nor Zashiki Doji on her lap wanted to help.
【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha--】
The two guys even started smiling like puppets again, which gave Nara a headache.
I have to say that Zashiki Doji is an understanding boy. When they saw Nara and didn't know how to explain it, the two let go of their hands holding each other's thighs and slid down to stand on the ground.
Two pairs of big wet eyes kept staring at the young man of unknown age in front of him, but there was that weird laugh on his mouth.
"Then—guess what we are?"
"What are we that only you can see?"
"..."
Nakahara Chuya's complexion turned bad in an instant, he only felt his scalp tingling, if no one else could see it, only he could see it...
He didn't dare to think about it anymore, and he always felt that if he thought about it again, it might really be what he guessed.
Da-da-da-
As if guessing what the other party was thinking, Zashiki-douji suddenly ran towards him wearing small clogs, and let out that weird laugh while running.
"!!!"
Because of this sudden incident, Zhong Yuan Zhong also took a step back in fright.
She really didn't expect such a thing to happen, Nara almost couldn't control her laughter, but after all the person involved was at the scene, she quickly turned around to face Osamu Dazai who was still out of the situation.
Pfft ha ha ha ha!
No, she was really about to laugh.
"T-Mr. Dazai! You! Puff haha! I can't help it anymore."
Nara stretched out his hand and waved it in front of Osamu Dazai, and he saw the two Zashiki boys who were trying to climb up Nakahara Chuya.
Really, if he didn't see two children in kimonos, he really thought that Chuya was sick and dancing there.
Thinking of this, he suddenly raised the corner of his mouth to show a weird smile, and then immediately put on a very surprised expression on his face, "Chuya, what are you doing? Is there something on the ground, you want to jump up?"
While talking, he also looked at the ground, showing a very puzzled and surprised look, as if only Nakahara Chuya could see Zashiki Warji.
"Chuya, you said that you can see two children. Could it be that you have done too many bad things, so you were punished?"
"Huh? You mackerel have the nerve to talk about me? Is it because you do more bad things or I do more? Don't you have any ACD numbers in your heart?"
Regarding Chuya Nakahara's accusation of jumping, Osamu Dazai just spread his hands and made a helpless gesture, "Yes, yes, you are the only conscience of Hong Kong gangsters, but now you are the one who is entangled, not me."
"...the two of them were on your shoulders at first!"
The voice of the number one diva has already broken due to anxiety, you must know that he found that his supernatural powers are completely useless on these two children.
Ah ah ah ah ah! !
"Hahahahahaha! Ahhahahahahaha!!!"
The two blacks are fighting each other, Dazai Osamu is watching the fun, and Nakahara is also collapsing. Only Nara is squatting in the corner and laughing like a fool.
Hahaha!It really can't be done, Zhong Yuanzhong is too cute, she doesn't care whether the other party is a monster or an animal spirit, but the other party's current reaction.
Really, she couldn't take it anymore and burst out laughing because of the intuitive experience at the scene, and Osamu Dazai's coquettish operation had already removed Pinru's cabinet door.
Too much!It is too much!
In the end, Zhong Yuan was no different from a dead salted fish. He endured the two little guys climbing onto his shoulders and began to swing. It seemed that only he could see this, but...
"Nara, what were you laughing at?"
"..."
His words made Nara shut up quickly, and she looked up at Osamu Dazai who was still in the play, and she also quickly entered the play, "Mr. Chuya, I heard that many people were murdered by those who died. Human ghosts kept up, gathering more and more, and finally they all formed a row behind them."
As she spoke, she deliberately looked behind Chuya Nakahara, "But because people have blind spots in their vision, they can't see it all the time."
"!!!"
Zhong Yuanzhong also quickly turned his head and looked behind him, there was only an empty corridor, "No, I'm not afraid at all."
"It's... boring."
"Really boring."
The two zashiki boys climbed down after swinging for a while, and they deliberately ran to Nara who was squatting.
"After finally coming to this world, we are going to go outside for a while."
"Well, we will definitely not run too far."
"..."
Hearing this, Nara could not wait to roll his eyes. Since he said this, it proved that he would run too far.
In order not to be discovered by Zhongya Nakahara, she buried her face between her two arms and instructed the two Zashiki doji in a very low voice.
"Don't run too far, or I will sue the ghost lamp."
"Tsk!" ×2
The two Zashiki boys clicked their tongues very courageously and then left hahaha. Nakahara Nakaya was relieved after seeing these two guys leave.
He's not afraid of ghosts, really, but it's a bit scary for these two guys to appear on anyone's body.
Even if this farce is completely over now, the farce that made Nara almost bald is finally over, and she doesn't want to worry about which house Zashiki Warji goes to observe life now.
Oh, by the way, there is one more thing that makes her bald.
In fact, Zhongyuan Zhong is the best person to dismiss anyway, and Osamu Dazai can see through people thoroughly.
Now that she has a good impression of the other party, it is very likely that this guy has already known, and the most important thing is that this person's character is very likely to make some very aggressive actions.
So it's better to hide, the kind that hides as far as you can.
Patting the non-existent dust on his body, Nara stood up very calmly, "Since there is nothing else, I will go back first, after all, there are still many things waiting for me to deal with."
Although she is under Osamu Dazai now, after more than half a year of baptism, she has become a young man, and there are quite a lot of tasks issued every day, but compared with Oda Zuo's trivial matters, she It's a pretty big deal.
"Let me see what needs to be done today..."
The expression on Nara's face became very subtle when she got the task list distributed by her subordinates. She felt that this list must have been changed by Osamu Dazai.
[[-]. Help Mr. Dazai buy the best crab. 】
???
Crab?
[[-]. Help Mr. Dazai buy the best wine. 】
???
liqueur?
[[-]. Help Mr. Dazai find the least painful way to commit suicide. 】
???
suicide method?
[[-]. Help Mr. Dazai drive away all the dogs within one kilometer of Mr. Dazai. 】
Really, Nara felt that if he didn't stand up again, he would be completely sorry for his 4000-year-old age.
She took the folder and angrily found Mr. Dazai, who was sitting on a swivel chair and spinning around foolishly.
"Ah~~~"
If it wasn't for the good-looking face of the other party, Nara would really throw the document in his hand directly in his face.
Although there is no way for the other party to experience why the flowers are so red, she can make the other party understand why the leaves are so green!
"Mr. Dazai, can you explain why I need to do these four things today?"
"Hey~ This is of course a task set according to Nara-chan's usual performance. I think you are really capable of this task, so I can trust you to handle all these tasks."
Hearing this, Nara twitched the corners of his mouth, "Then shouldn't I be very grateful to Mr. Dazai for trusting me?"
"Oh, don't be so polite to the two of us, you just need to explain to me what happened to the two children before."
"..."
No, this matter is not over?
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
Happy Saturday everyone! ! !In order to make you happy, I specially added a bgm for today's chapter. You can search [Nai Naisun] my pen name on Weibo, and then enter my latest Weibo. Welcome to listen.
Also, everyone can buy male second shares, Zhong is also a good friend, Ghost Lantern is a close friend, these two are completely excluded, thanks to the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~
Thanks to the little angel who cast [Mine]: 1 Little Match for Selling Girls;
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:
Shiyu 1 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
As it is now, she really doesn't understand the necessary connection between whether the Central Plains is human or not and whether she has leg ornaments on her legs or not.
"I……"
If it was Nara in the past, she probably would have done it directly instead of forcing it. Over the years, she has already developed a wonderful eloquence, but Dazai Osamu's question made her not know how to say it.
Emmmm......
"I'll explain this to you later. I'm a little panicked now because there are big holes in my eyes."
This is really a big loophole. After all, it is related to whether Zhongyuan Zhongye will go to hell after she dies. If she can't go to hell, she will cry bitterly because she lost a right-hand man.
When she thought of worrying, her hair was about to be pulled off, so she took a step forward and held Nakahara Chuya's hand, and began to express her blessings to the other party in the eyes of the other party who didn't know why, "Mr. You must not die before that difficulty."
"what?"
"Nothing, this is my sincere blessing to you."
"..."
This is indeed a very difficult problem to solve. She still doesn't even know what human beings are in the Central Plains.
Animals become sperm?
Then... vixen?Dog essence?cat essence?
In an instant, all Nara could think of were shorter-legged animals, such as corgis...
With Nakahara Chuya's stature, it is impossible for her to think of such long-legged animals as spirits, such as centipede spirits and spider spirits, it is impossible, absolutely impossible!
Fortunately, Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chu didn't know what she was thinking, otherwise the former might laugh like a fool, and the latter might be angry like a fool.
Withdrawing her hand, Nara felt that she should find a reason to slip away now. As long as the two blacks of Hong Kong and Black get together, unless the leader issues a task, the two will not have any special circumstances when performing the task. Otherwise, the usual Time is completely Shura field.
"I remember something else..."
"Nara, why do you have two children hanging on your lap?"
"..."
No, why is Zhongyuan still struggling with this issue?
Nara fell into deep thought. She was able to explain this problem to Dazai Osamu, but how to explain it to Nakahara Chuya became a big problem.
At this time, she started scratching her head like a monkey, and the terrible thing was that neither Dazai Osamu behind her nor Zashiki Doji on her lap wanted to help.
【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha--】
The two guys even started smiling like puppets again, which gave Nara a headache.
I have to say that Zashiki Doji is an understanding boy. When they saw Nara and didn't know how to explain it, the two let go of their hands holding each other's thighs and slid down to stand on the ground.
Two pairs of big wet eyes kept staring at the young man of unknown age in front of him, but there was that weird laugh on his mouth.
"Then—guess what we are?"
"What are we that only you can see?"
"..."
Nakahara Chuya's complexion turned bad in an instant, he only felt his scalp tingling, if no one else could see it, only he could see it...
He didn't dare to think about it anymore, and he always felt that if he thought about it again, it might really be what he guessed.
Da-da-da-
As if guessing what the other party was thinking, Zashiki-douji suddenly ran towards him wearing small clogs, and let out that weird laugh while running.
"!!!"
Because of this sudden incident, Zhong Yuan Zhong also took a step back in fright.
She really didn't expect such a thing to happen, Nara almost couldn't control her laughter, but after all the person involved was at the scene, she quickly turned around to face Osamu Dazai who was still out of the situation.
Pfft ha ha ha ha!
No, she was really about to laugh.
"T-Mr. Dazai! You! Puff haha! I can't help it anymore."
Nara stretched out his hand and waved it in front of Osamu Dazai, and he saw the two Zashiki boys who were trying to climb up Nakahara Chuya.
Really, if he didn't see two children in kimonos, he really thought that Chuya was sick and dancing there.
Thinking of this, he suddenly raised the corner of his mouth to show a weird smile, and then immediately put on a very surprised expression on his face, "Chuya, what are you doing? Is there something on the ground, you want to jump up?"
While talking, he also looked at the ground, showing a very puzzled and surprised look, as if only Nakahara Chuya could see Zashiki Warji.
"Chuya, you said that you can see two children. Could it be that you have done too many bad things, so you were punished?"
"Huh? You mackerel have the nerve to talk about me? Is it because you do more bad things or I do more? Don't you have any ACD numbers in your heart?"
Regarding Chuya Nakahara's accusation of jumping, Osamu Dazai just spread his hands and made a helpless gesture, "Yes, yes, you are the only conscience of Hong Kong gangsters, but now you are the one who is entangled, not me."
"...the two of them were on your shoulders at first!"
The voice of the number one diva has already broken due to anxiety, you must know that he found that his supernatural powers are completely useless on these two children.
Ah ah ah ah ah! !
"Hahahahahaha! Ahhahahahahaha!!!"
The two blacks are fighting each other, Dazai Osamu is watching the fun, and Nakahara is also collapsing. Only Nara is squatting in the corner and laughing like a fool.
Hahaha!It really can't be done, Zhong Yuanzhong is too cute, she doesn't care whether the other party is a monster or an animal spirit, but the other party's current reaction.
Really, she couldn't take it anymore and burst out laughing because of the intuitive experience at the scene, and Osamu Dazai's coquettish operation had already removed Pinru's cabinet door.
Too much!It is too much!
In the end, Zhong Yuan was no different from a dead salted fish. He endured the two little guys climbing onto his shoulders and began to swing. It seemed that only he could see this, but...
"Nara, what were you laughing at?"
"..."
His words made Nara shut up quickly, and she looked up at Osamu Dazai who was still in the play, and she also quickly entered the play, "Mr. Chuya, I heard that many people were murdered by those who died. Human ghosts kept up, gathering more and more, and finally they all formed a row behind them."
As she spoke, she deliberately looked behind Chuya Nakahara, "But because people have blind spots in their vision, they can't see it all the time."
"!!!"
Zhong Yuanzhong also quickly turned his head and looked behind him, there was only an empty corridor, "No, I'm not afraid at all."
"It's... boring."
"Really boring."
The two zashiki boys climbed down after swinging for a while, and they deliberately ran to Nara who was squatting.
"After finally coming to this world, we are going to go outside for a while."
"Well, we will definitely not run too far."
"..."
Hearing this, Nara could not wait to roll his eyes. Since he said this, it proved that he would run too far.
In order not to be discovered by Zhongya Nakahara, she buried her face between her two arms and instructed the two Zashiki doji in a very low voice.
"Don't run too far, or I will sue the ghost lamp."
"Tsk!" ×2
The two Zashiki boys clicked their tongues very courageously and then left hahaha. Nakahara Nakaya was relieved after seeing these two guys leave.
He's not afraid of ghosts, really, but it's a bit scary for these two guys to appear on anyone's body.
Even if this farce is completely over now, the farce that made Nara almost bald is finally over, and she doesn't want to worry about which house Zashiki Warji goes to observe life now.
Oh, by the way, there is one more thing that makes her bald.
In fact, Zhongyuan Zhong is the best person to dismiss anyway, and Osamu Dazai can see through people thoroughly.
Now that she has a good impression of the other party, it is very likely that this guy has already known, and the most important thing is that this person's character is very likely to make some very aggressive actions.
So it's better to hide, the kind that hides as far as you can.
Patting the non-existent dust on his body, Nara stood up very calmly, "Since there is nothing else, I will go back first, after all, there are still many things waiting for me to deal with."
Although she is under Osamu Dazai now, after more than half a year of baptism, she has become a young man, and there are quite a lot of tasks issued every day, but compared with Oda Zuo's trivial matters, she It's a pretty big deal.
"Let me see what needs to be done today..."
The expression on Nara's face became very subtle when she got the task list distributed by her subordinates. She felt that this list must have been changed by Osamu Dazai.
[[-]. Help Mr. Dazai buy the best crab. 】
???
Crab?
[[-]. Help Mr. Dazai buy the best wine. 】
???
liqueur?
[[-]. Help Mr. Dazai find the least painful way to commit suicide. 】
???
suicide method?
[[-]. Help Mr. Dazai drive away all the dogs within one kilometer of Mr. Dazai. 】
Really, Nara felt that if he didn't stand up again, he would be completely sorry for his 4000-year-old age.
She took the folder and angrily found Mr. Dazai, who was sitting on a swivel chair and spinning around foolishly.
"Ah~~~"
If it wasn't for the good-looking face of the other party, Nara would really throw the document in his hand directly in his face.
Although there is no way for the other party to experience why the flowers are so red, she can make the other party understand why the leaves are so green!
"Mr. Dazai, can you explain why I need to do these four things today?"
"Hey~ This is of course a task set according to Nara-chan's usual performance. I think you are really capable of this task, so I can trust you to handle all these tasks."
Hearing this, Nara twitched the corners of his mouth, "Then shouldn't I be very grateful to Mr. Dazai for trusting me?"
"Oh, don't be so polite to the two of us, you just need to explain to me what happened to the two children before."
"..."
No, this matter is not over?
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
Happy Saturday everyone! ! !In order to make you happy, I specially added a bgm for today's chapter. You can search [Nai Naisun] my pen name on Weibo, and then enter my latest Weibo. Welcome to listen.
Also, everyone can buy male second shares, Zhong is also a good friend, Ghost Lantern is a close friend, these two are completely excluded, thanks to the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~
Thanks to the little angel who cast [Mine]: 1 Little Match for Selling Girls;
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:
Shiyu 1 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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